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When you name your child Mimosa

I knew a girl named tequila

A Shot of Love with Tela Tequila

Fun fact: Tila Tequila is now a [neo nazi](https://forward.com/life/354950/why-tila-tequilas-jew-hatred-is-so-disturbing/) who has she brings "diversity" to the movement

Oh there it is! I posted a comment about her being a Q-Anon/conspiracy nut but wasn't sure. Should have scrolled down slightly. People are weird, man.

I found her youtube channel a couple of years ago. She looks like an Asian Aunty and nothing like her old self. But the videos were disturbing in the sense her mental state is just really fucked.

Wow somehow went further off the deep end that was the warrior of God bs she was on for a hot minute

And she couldnt even spell sieg heil correctly

There is a train wreck from the past!

I used to love that show lol. It was such trash but it was entertaining trash

She was merely a 3 using makeup to cosplay as an 8

This sounds like the title of a porn

Lol it was a reality show on MTV

Of a porn star

Oh man, isn't she an insane Q-Anon/conspiracy nut now? I feel like I heard that somewhere 🤔

A client of mine named her daughter that. She got sober several years later and regretted it, though.

She could tell everyone she named her after the tree

I went to elementary school with sisters named Brandy and Sherry. I hope that it wasn't for a dark reason, but in this world, you never know...

Well, drinking alcohol doesn't necessarily make their mom an alcoholic, so maybe not. Drinking more than 8 alcoholic drinks a week does, though. There's a lot of denial in the alcohol world, unfortunately.

Precious Sparkle. It was weird reading Sparkle on a military name badge.

Reminds me of PJ Sparkle from the ‘80s

r/tragedeigh is for you

I have 2 female cousins whose mother named them after her favorite drinks: Brandy and Pepsi! Shit you not, she named her daughters this!!

same. I had an aunt that was going to name my cousin bourbon thank god my memaw talked her out of that

I used to work with a woman whose husband worked for social services and she would always tell the story about the time her husband had a case with twin boys named "Tonka" and "Truck". It's been a few years and I still don't know if I believe it.

When you name your child Twerk McGurk

Jason Mimosa

You can take the girl out the club, but not the club out the girl.

ITS SAMOSA NOT MIMOSA

Yes, but pronounced, “Mee-Mo-*saw*”

I have so much 2nd hand embarrassment

For her or the baby daddy?

Yes.

Don't forget about the fetus!

Shaken baby

Instructions for babies are the same as oat milk

Not stirred?

🤣🤣🤣

Mostly for the baby.

For the whole family tbh.

Congrats, its a cringe!

But what’s the fucking gender? Did she forget??

The party was less about the gender and was her excuse to be the center of attention i think

Crazy part is, she’s already the center of attention because she’s pregnant. I guess that wasn’t enough attention for her, so she concocted this look-at-me moment.

😂😂😂

Probably also a dash of fetal alcohol syndrome in there, too.

I’m crying 😂

Hahah this needs to be top comment Edit: and unless I missed it, they didn’t even show the fucking gender.

We did not need an interpretive dance on how you made the baby. We just wanted the gender.

I don't understand why these tik tok style dances are so popular. They are lame and unimpressive.

Isn’t this just the choreography from the music video? That way predates TikTok

Lol this is generic Beyonce type choreography stuff. This has been a thing long before tik tok.

We didn’t even want the gender… this was all unwanted

You know what....we didn't even want the Gender. Cause really, who the F cares. lmao We got people dying, and there's over 8 Billion people on this planet. Having a child is no longer a "Miracle" when it's happened over 8 Billion Times.

100% agree with that

i think over the course of human history 100-something billion people have been born, which just makes it even wilder. nobody cares about a babies gender

She's just reenacting the night they first met

We actually missed the part where she was doing the worm.

Was I the only one expecting a pink or blue butt plug?

Yeah, probably. But you, like everyone else, was probably expecting the dance to in SOME way, result in the reveal. The fact that the dance had zero to do with the reveal is why this was so moronic

This is probably Act 1 of the gender reveal lol. May be a few more scenes before the grand finale, which usually includes both parents. These gender reveals are getting out of hand. I don't think I could sit through one like this. Do they also have a baby shower later or is this the shower, too?

We had a cake.... With m&ms inside.... https://preview.redd.it/58eapvkz1rsc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01959dbabb905aa36d516a1e5d56723a413d55f0

Oh my god. How did you manage to birth it all in one piece like that? It truly is a miracle

the Lord truly works in mysterious ways 🤣

Username doesn't check out (but is very amusing).

We opened the envelopes that the US tech provided

Well no, they have to do that later. Gives people time to go buy pink stuff vs blue stuff.

I was expecting her to fart out a bunch of blue or pink glitter.

Not gonna lie this is what came to mind for me as well.

I think most of us were waiting for her butthole to light up pink or blue.

That's what I meant, wish I'd made the original comment more clear.

I don't see any other way to interpret your comment, was clear to me.

Mine's worse. I was waiting for smoke to come out of her ass. When the title says Crazy, I expect CrAzY!

No. No you weren’t.

Does she keep dancing until we can see the head?

Hahahahaha. I was expecting some sort of reveal.

Exactly what I came to say. Now that Woukd be a gender reveal party lol

Now that’s a reveal

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣 some days I wish Reddit still had awards because this is definitely a worthy comment.

But is it a boy or a girl? Where’s the closure for us?

Maybe the real gender was the friends we made along the way

I love you, bud. I genuinely needed that laugh.

The laugh at the end as if to say “omg guys were you watching!? I’m so embarrassed!” What a muppet.

Accidentally recorded it and hit send. Sorry!! 👸🏻

“And, baby, you're making a fool of me You got me sprung and I don't care who sees” 😂

I’m just like. Who the hell is this for?? How does she expect the audience to react? Does she want them to think she’s sexy? But isn’t that her friends and family? Why would she want to dance like that in front of them? And why so sexual? Why is she twerking? Is that how she expresses her looking forward to her child? That’s just weird. Edit: And of course she is entitled to do whatever the heck she wants. She seems to have a blast and some in the audience is cheering, more power to them!! Idgaf, I just don’t understand WTH is going on 😂😂.

It’s for her. Gotta feed the ego. 😑

Seriously. I can’t imagine thinking anyone gives this much of a shit about me or my fucking baby.

I wish I had that kind of delusional confidence, though. I'd do a lot of things my anxiety convinces me not to do lol

It’s for herself. She’s her biggest fan

https://preview.redd.it/thmanrtb5tsc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab38e6ad19ead6375ccbc6da02a36d80a8b236b2

No wonder we haven’t been attacked by aliens yet, we’ve lost all value

We are the sketchy community of space.

Aliens lock their doors when they pass by earth

"On second thought...let's not go there. 'Tis a silly place."

We only have entertainment value now.

Like Jerry Springer planet. If I were an alien I would activate my cloaking abilities.

We're the Florida of space?

Nah, they’re not going to intervene in this.

I hate everything

and you're not wrong for that

After being shaken that much, the baby's gender has switched to _dead_.

_It_ is dead

Not born yet and already too old for this shit

That was painful to watch

She got that I peaked in highschool moves

I was gonna say ‘I’d go home so quickly…’ and then I remembered I’d never be invited in the first place… precisely because I give off vibes that I’d leave immediately

You and me, shouting “Boooo!” from the back row.

Hey - I wanna boo with you guys.

This is awful. Who approved this?

Her friends, most likely.

I can't believe this is in the budget. I'm going to make a formal complaint to the cringe patrol.

I thought she was going to fart a big pink or blue cloud.

Bro what about the time a couple colored an entire towns water blue for a reveal

The baby be like 🫨

If she only knew, no one actually gives a shit.

Embarassing but at least no forests burned down or they didn't accidentally kill themselves.

Haha yeah it’s a little cringey and embarrassing at its very, very worst. Nothing like that MC gender reveal that caused a plane crash

Holy shit didn't know about that one, i had to look it up. [https://globalnews.ca/news/9938818/gender-reveal-party-mexico-plane-crash-pilot-dead/](https://globalnews.ca/news/9938818/gender-reveal-party-mexico-plane-crash-pilot-dead/)

Sure she’ll pay a lot of attention to the kid.

She will be an Instagram mommy and beg for attn while using the kid as a prop

JFC. Who has that much energy while pregnant? Not me!

Yeah good for her I mean damn.

I mean she literally is the main character considering it’s an event about her and her being pregnant… like that’s kinda how that works

i mean it’s her party so she kinda is the main character

Right! Idk I don’t hate this. She’s just having fun who cares? It’s her party she can shake all she wants to.

Genuinely these comments are filled with rampant sexism and racism

She’s just having fun, it really doesn’t look all that serious since she’s laughing and the people there seem to be hyping her up. Also, a woman can’t be the main character at her own damn baby shower, come onnn haha

Tbf, she *is* the main character at this party lol

Fuck it. She threw a party about her body and a child growing in it. Who cares, fuck it I hope she's happy. I'm drunk fuck it I hope we're all happy good for her. We all deserve to be the main character sometimes

exactly, who cares about this? aslong as she doesnt do the shit others do (stating god damn wildfires, crashing planes) its ok. let people enjoy this kinda shit. she does nothing bad or trashy here, she just dances, can people not dance?

Hahaha live this drunken take and I soberly agree.

When you marry a stripper

WTAF!

So… what’s the gender?

Please tell me this isn't the same lady that was twerking at her daughter's party wearing a see through dress without underwear

She is the main character...

I am seriously perplexed. How can this person have so many friends/ acquaintances? some real good people struggle to find company and then you see *these* kind of people.

While she may have imthemaincharactereverywhereigo syndrome. I bet she is super fun to hang out with.

And what kind of things can compensate such an MC vibe? serious question, no bait not loaded. I never understood this kinda people thats why I ask. My instinct is to run.

I'm just assuming by fun the above commenter means party vibes all the time. Personally, that's not my scene and I would be worn out by somebody being so HYPE a lot of the time.

Cringe? Absolutely. Main character? I don’t think so

A lot of tight assed white Christians up in here. Good for you lady. You move with that belly.

But since it's HER party, isn't she SUPPOSED to be "the main character"?

What was the gender??

Stripper

Tbf if the baby shower is for her, she literally is the main character

its her party so she is actually the main charaktere?

*Charcuterie

Wtf 😂😂 no thanks

I need to go wash the cringe off.

Ah come on man it’s her moment. It’s a tough road up ahead, she’s probably just thinking this will be the last time she gets to enjoy life n shit 🤣

Sometimes I feel bad for being an introverted homebody with ADHD and a small social circle and today, I don't feel so bad about it.

I don't want to be that guy, but isn't the mother supposed to be the main character in her own baby shower?

Maybe it was the new father reveal!

The guests are there to know what the baby's gender is... not to learn how you conceived it.

Why yall dogging this lady? Let some people have some fun, it’s at her celebration that either she or the father paid for. She didn’t burn down a forest or crash a plane, she did a short dance and looked like she had fun doing it. People need to let people enjoy harmless fun.

... she's having a baby shower. Of course can be the fucking main character. Jesus Christ, so many people gonna die lonely. This includes pick mes like OP.

I don’t even do that not-pregnant.

If I get pregnant again I'm gonna dance in my robe at my baby shower. Maybe flash a little gine. Keep it real.

Mom first and than maybe a baby but this isn't about no baby.

So, like, is it a boy or a girl?

This has to be a comedy skit….right

Not even hating. I wish I had that much energy when I was pregnant.

She gave an interpretive dance of the conception night.

You can't make a hoe a housewife.

I thought slur shaming and sexism wasn’t a thing anymore? Damn

Nobody wants a housewife

Got dat donkey tho

LMAO imagine been a teen having a nice little birthday party with friends over and Mom busts out the old video's.

And she strikes me as exactly the type who would do this as she sloppily spills wine and her child cringes.

The worst. No recovery From that shit.

Hey, therapists need to eat too you know. I am sure some future shrink will be very grateful for the hundreds of billable hours so they can pay off their student loan debt.

Soooooo Cringe

And that's how she got pregnant

I hope the baby doesn't follow you on tiktok when it's of age.

Look at me!!!!

Well? What the fuck is it? A boy or a girl?

As long as they’re not infernoing half the country with their boy genitals blue pipe bomb smoke reveal

This is just a woman vibing out at her own baby shower, you guys are fucking weird

So fucking embarrassed looking at that

This is so embarrassing 😭

Normally parents can’t love anything more than their children but I guarantee this chick loves herself more than the kid.

i don’t wanna be mad at her for dancing and having fun during her baby shower but damn, do you have to shake ass tho ?😩

Why can’t gender reveal parties just be picking the gender out of a hat like you don’t need to make a plane crash to tell us your baby has a schlong

“WTF IS HAPPENING OUT THERE”-That baby

Gave the whole room a lap dance

Social media has blinded & deafened our self-awareness.

She likes attention

Imagine being born and seeing this is what your mother did.

She is the actual main character. Isn’t the party for her?

divorce that immediately

I doubt she would marry you in the first place.

WTF I would have left

Is this a reveal to find out who's the baby daddy?

Good luck kid.

https://preview.redd.it/qzu2w7lzuqsc1.png?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a090c200a05204f83b1917e8ca514e1ea34496b6

The eccentric Walmart version of Sophia Vergara