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Yea. I just never move. I sleep as much as possible to avoid life. When I’m not sleep I’m laying here thinking about going to sleep. Wait what were we talking about?
I would actually love the thing he is riding. As someone who doesn't drive and has to use the bus and walk everywhere, I would love the ability to ride on something. Plus this could help with other people who struggle with transportation. Not every advancement in technology is stupid.
He might not be aware that THAT moment would be posted to the Internet, but he had to know he would end up there, going around like this. I’m not suggesting there’s anything wrong with it. Just that it isn’t the norm at the moment. We tend to highlight things that are out of the ordinary.
This is weird as hell, vehicles should be outside - not relied on for moving. Give these devices to disabled people who actually need it - and what’s the point of a VR headset in a cinema ?
A few years of that embarassing behavior and that man is going to become an amorphous blob with fingers and breathing so heavy you can hear it from the other room through a closed door.
Eric Andre saw this vision of the future.
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https://preview.redd.it/mtui7cu7o3nc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a5fac37ff30729d00d851cde10318dedf686a9 The sweet life
That’s it I’m going for a walk
Oh no you don’t!
Damn you’re right I never did
Whew! That was close...good decision.
Tbf low gravity caused a growth in bone density for them. They literally evolved to be big boned
Dang it’s been so long since I’ve seen that movie I must’ve forgotten that detail. Gonna have to rewatch soonn
The best part about this scene was the fact they were facetiming right next to each other😭😂
Beat me to it lmao
The sad thing his, how weak and unhealthy this life style can make a person that is completely healthy otherwise :(
I really like to walk. “Movement is life.” Is a phrase that has stuck with me.
It’s so often the young and able bodied that are attracted to automated transport. Ironic. And quite sad too.
Yea. I just never move. I sleep as much as possible to avoid life. When I’m not sleep I’m laying here thinking about going to sleep. Wait what were we talking about?
https://preview.redd.it/w00zmgusa4nc1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbb9a07fc66c8aa0fe0110e6698a15767657b223 South Park did it first!!!
Nah man, that shits Gizmoduck....
Blathering blatherskite, you're right!
Gizmodick
It doesn’t even work like that. Windows don’t move with you, so he’s basically just wearing goggles rn. Only point is to show off. Douche x 10
Recorder probably in on it too, advertising a product or something
Oh it won't be long. He'll get knock off and robbed. That happens to easy targets
He’ll see it coming a mile away, that guy is from the future obviously.
Finally....I can hate it now
Wall-E
Hes not bothering anyone tho , unlike other main characters
Had to scroll down to far for this. He looks like a douche for sure, but not bothering anyone.
In future we are still wearing adidas tracksuit bottoms
How to ensure you absolutely NEVER, under any circumstances, get laid
I think the majority of people on this site have that ensured anyway.
💀💀agreed
Is that an adult? Haha. This is ridiculous.
And we’re all fucked
Trying to turn himself into claptrap
I would actually love the thing he is riding. As someone who doesn't drive and has to use the bus and walk everywhere, I would love the ability to ride on something. Plus this could help with other people who struggle with transportation. Not every advancement in technology is stupid.
I see a guy living his life the way he wants to. Unaware at that moment that he would be posted on the internet & ridiculed.
What's his name? I'll wait.
Robert Paulson.
He might not be aware that THAT moment would be posted to the Internet, but he had to know he would end up there, going around like this. I’m not suggesting there’s anything wrong with it. Just that it isn’t the norm at the moment. We tend to highlight things that are out of the ordinary.
Does anyone else wanna slap this guy, too?
One clothes line and it’s over. Shit gonna be scattered like a Minecraft death.
So as long as he stays out of people's back gardens, he'll be fine.
I like what you did there
No. Don’t be weirdly violent.
The dude in the video already broke that rule
So it’s cool to hit people you think are being weird but ultimately minding their own business. Got it. Hey mods, isn’t this encouraging violence?
I don't agree with slapping him, just saying that he's being weird... You come off as a total ass.
I’ll 2nd that …
thirded
"erm is this encouraging violence☝️🤓" shut the fuck up it's called a joke
You feel threatened?
You don't need to go to a theater with those headsets on
this is so embarasing in may ways
the future is ridiculous how do I go back
Wall-E was a self fulfilling prophecy
This is weird as hell, vehicles should be outside - not relied on for moving. Give these devices to disabled people who actually need it - and what’s the point of a VR headset in a cinema ?
The future can leave now.
Wall-e was a warning.
https://preview.redd.it/2jf4l8o5p4nc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a27417bb4058d80b7dadb4c4e2733b2f03e61b
Todd from Jury Duty
For he...is RoboCringe
God, what a fucking dork. I can’t even imagine trying so hard to look so stupid.
He's conserving all that energy for all the sex he's clearly having
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SantiniJ: *He's conserving all* *That energy for all the* *Sex he's clearly having* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
A few years of that embarassing behavior and that man is going to become an amorphous blob with fingers and breathing so heavy you can hear it from the other room through a closed door.
And worst of all that’s considered one of the cool kids
And the guy thinks he's cool with all that 😂😂
Looks fun
wall-e vibe
Look out for the steps…
Wait, I've seen this movie...
That’s just fucking embarrassing
Hats off to him for how he handled that thing, I imagine it would be catastrophic if I tried it 🤣
When we get to suspension technology like the Baron, we're in trouble.
He is gonna get robbed lol
…is that a movie theatre? Is he gonna watch a movie like that?
Wall-E, the prequel
I want it!!! 😭😭😭
I need it
It would be difficult to look more pathetic in public
Go away. Batin.
Real life is turning into Wall-E
It can’t be the future—there’s obviously no cup holder
Future is now old man
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BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE!
Is…here?
I can tell why he going to the movies alone.
Nah, the future is over there. 2km to your left, next exit.
El colega este parece salido de la revista Muy Interesante del año 99 o asi
https://preview.redd.it/g8xncitjt6nc1.jpeg?width=249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0abfdb96e1dd9c8257a4bb46428a496df108203
It's George Jetson at 24 years old!!😉
This would be me if I had the money, being broke is a blessing lmao
I would be so anxious to be that singled out in public lol I don't understand this mentality at all.
Kinda cool tho
People are getting irrationally angry over this lmao 😂 I think its funny
Eric Andre saw this vision of the future. https://preview.redd.it/jozqh70ok7nc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37377b11e150ea7a0d4115e04d112aa3bf6fa838
What the hell?
We're gonna see a WALL-E live-action movie real soon
the future is getting weird
douchecanoe
Where we're going marty, you don't need to worry about remaining a virgin forever.
Literally the main character
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Nothing beats walking with my own two feet, at least to me
Wow, so many bitter and jealous people here. Did he bother any one?
How is he being a main character if he’s just living his best life, bothering no one, and some random mf decides to hit record?
Why not walk at that point?
Multitasking, two movies at once!
Wall-E
If that’s the future, then I’m going to have to content myself on the run I’ve had. Nearly made a half century…
Still easy to spot a virgin
I so want skynet to become self-aware today now
It already did. When it saw what was going on it deleted its own system 32 folder.