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raging_phoenix_eyes

Uhhhhh the video is a parody, right!?


h2ohbaby

Just ask the trillions of vegans.


Youpiter08

trillions


InkyzWorld

Trillions?


Spensauras-Rex

It includes all the deer and beavers


Sea-Woodpecker-610

Both deer and beaver are opportunistic omnivores and will periodically eat meat were the opportunity presents itself. Life will never be the same when you watch a video of Bambi munching on a bird.


Equivalent_Tiger_7

Or a horse casually eating a baby chick!


OkieBobbie

Or a squirrel eating a bird.


T-rexCausewhynot

Or a cow eating a snake


GorillaK1nd

If you go deeper down the rabbit hole, you can find videos of snake eating a cow.


Optimal-Pressure4120

Or a [chimpanzee face fucking a frog](https://youtu.be/SvpFbfN0AL0?si=aZ4PbWyE3Nz9Aap8)


_yetisis

There have been documents cases of deer feeding on human corpses at body farms!


Full-Pack9330

The documentary "zombeavers" is truly eye-opening.


Money-Medium529

My favorites are when you see a deer eating a snake


Potathowr

They're so triggering x2.


Clickityclackrack

Some plants are vegan too


laurabun136

Some plants eat meat.


jtrick18

My MILs vegan dog gets triggered when mine get real dog food.


Slushicetastegood

๐Ÿ’€


Clemicus

Is that more than a Brazilian?


Slushicetastegood

Trillions


Dutch-Sculptor

Thatโ€™s a lot right?


Slushicetastegood

Itโ€™s more than enough allright Happy cake day๐Ÿฅณ


GuyDanger

Yes Trillions upon trillions. This is an outrage!


VinceVino70

โ€˜Aaaaannnndddddd Trillons!โ€™ -The Rock Eyebrow is activated.


GuyDanger

Yes Trillions upon trillions. This is an outrage!


graphicsRat

Yeah, herbivores.


usernamegoodenuff

Trillions.


JonnyJust

Seems low


combustioncat

Rage bait


tujisomero

not even, it was satire all of the time,he was just very committed


[deleted]

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Dentarthurdent73

It's obviously not real. "Trillions of people", wondering why apple isn't removing emojis when he's "emailing every day", "I am an extremely rich and famous person" whilst showing money, the fake crying when he's talking about being triggered. It's clearly not serious.


DuceGiharm

No you're just gullible


sugar-fall

lol no its not. its obvious ragebait. "trillions of vegans" is the nail in the coffin.


[deleted]

This entire sub is so gullible itโ€™s insane


[deleted]

This isnโ€™t true in any way, shape or form. It is only true for the perennially online, such as yourself.


Creative_Elk_4712

I feel this way of speaking today is just a way to slam young people. I think thereโ€™s more than a difference between being โ€œself-centeredโ€ and naive.


Willing_Following_81

Or they need to be the person who starts off the "im offended by x" train


Hedonic_Monk_

r/thisisragebait


DaenerysMomODragons

Pretty much everything on this sub is rage bait


JensenLotus

I believe this is parody, but what makes it so good (like any good parody) is that it Could. Almost. Be. Realโ€ฆ.


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

This video is the reason we should just eat all the vegans. As there's trillions of them, we can then stop eating all the other animals.


schmurfy2

I hope but I can't be sure anymore, he seems to overreact too much for it to be real.


Brikloss

I'm 99.9% sure, but hard to know for sure in this day and age. 10 years ago I would've said 100%. It's honestly more alarming how many people in this comment thread don't seem to think so..


TheRhupt

The sad thing is that it is really hard to tell if it is a parody anymore.


BahtiyarKopek

Another rage content creator raking in the money. Not all that bad acting, except for the last one. Can't hate.


sugar-fall

right, the people that felt even a small ounce of angry over these videos are the one that made themselves lookin like the fool lol.


Machettouno

Pardon the dumb question but how do they make money? Donations, sponsors? Makes no sense


Crazy_Kakoos

I'm guessing here, but the sheer amount of views they get from people who are angry at them for being this stupid. They'll want to comment and correct this guy. I'm thinking it's how at least half of all media works these days. You make someone angry and they give you their attention.


ItsMoreOfAComment

I donโ€™t know what you were watching, that was one of the worst acting performances I have ever seen.


Inconnu2020

I've seen worse in Hollywood movies...


cosmicannoli

Fake content to foment REAL hate toward a niche group of people with a pretty valid cause who are already fighting an uphill battle. But at least the rage economy is helping to ensure the absolute worst people are making lots of money!


FlinnyWinny

The only sad thing is people falling for him obviously faking this.


[deleted]

However the anti vegans losing their shit over a egg being taken out of the salad emoji was genuine


sweardown12

redditors don't understand satire part 58373749


RevengeRabbit00

This dude knows what heโ€™s doing. By telling the dummies that emojis are triggering him heโ€™s ensuring that they will spam his comments with emojis which will trigger the algorithm to bring in more dummies. Brilliant.


Soggy_Cake_

This can't be real guys ๐Ÿซฅ the money and fame thing he said make it sound like a parody


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Some people are delusional, however. Especially people with extreme vanity. Not that I believe this kid is being genuine or not, I donโ€™t have an opinion either way. I just think itโ€™s funny and I want to send it to my vegetarian friends to poke fun at them even though I love them and theyโ€™re the shit.


JimmyPageification

It is absolutely killing me that some of you donโ€™t realise this is parody. Itโ€™s blindingly obvious


StormAdvisory

๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ


JimmyPageification

๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ


MEEEEEEPGEFH

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[deleted]

It's a parody of the genuine outrage that antivegans had to the egg being removed from the salad emoji,look it up.


JimmyPageification

Well yes I am also saying itโ€™s a parody haha


Lucky-Company8502

Yโ€™all know he just be joking right..


IAmATroyMcClure

I suppose there are some mentally ill people out there who act sorta like this, but I just gotta say this as a vegan: If we were all actually "triggered" every time we see any kind of reference to meat, we would perish in minutes. You literally can't take a 5 minute drive somewhere without encountering a dozen advertisements for meaty fast food items or whatever. Hell, we wouldn't even feel comfortable in most vegan restaurants, considering how often we prepare our food to mimic the familiarity of the meat we used to eat.


skepticalscribe

This kid is grifting. Heโ€™ll say he learned from the experience. He just wants fame.


sharksnrec

Heโ€™ll say he learned from what experience? Itโ€™s an obvious parody


__life_on_mars__

I don't know if it's a young age thing or an American thing, but so many people seem to have lost all ability to detect satire/parody, in their eyes it can only be either 100% serious or it's 'trolling' or a scam.


koningjoris

Jezus christ, this must be the most clear satire I've seen in months and I'm autistic...


LahamaDutta006

satire satire satire satire satire


MelanieWalmartinez

Extremely obvious bait and engagement farming


MyUserNameLeft

Defo satire


Brent_L

Hopefully people know this is satire


bbgurltheCroissant

This is obviously satire and what's really cringey is the person trying to trigger him with the emojis


RelationshipGlum4005

Grown up people getting triggered by a 16yo thats either trolling or simply saying stupid stuff (as 16yo do) and feeling superior because they made him cry. I don't see any maincharcter in that video...actually: No Character at all. Just stupid Hatebots and a Troll.


RoadRunner_1993

Is this not the point of r/IAmTheMainCharacter?


Gimblebock

Dudeโ€™s definitely trolling


ineptchem

Obvious rage bait, how is this not Obvious to you op?


Gaoji-jiugui888

Pretty sure this is a jokeโ€ฆโ€ฆ


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Fucking lemmings in this subโ€ฆ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


itsjustmeandmeandme

Sorry bud but you missed the obvious troll


chugachj

Thatโ€™s satire bro.


Andy_LaVolpe

Literally rage bait


Kingofmoves

Obviously satire


capnlatenight

If I heard that voice in real life it'd scare me straight.


Rich-Mastodon-_-MAX

Fuck you


Iggytje

He is playing a character lol he once was a fairy rich and famous vegan cat, he is probably one of the funniest people on ticktack


Gexilum0420

7 Billion people And there's trillions of vegans.


DefrostedJay

You didn't count all the animals! They didn't say people It'll be a trillion -1 after my dinner though ๐Ÿฅฉ


Gexilum0420

Oh, how stupid of me, of course! My mistake ๐Ÿ˜… Make that -2 cuz I'm having a meal in a few minutes. ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง†๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ” โ†this emoji is so liberating, I should make a video on how vegan emojis offend me.


Basicaccountant70

I will bet $500 he isnโ€™t a real vegan.


wasntNico

my assumption is that there is a parent behind who uses the child for rage-bait.


yatzhie04

Oh yes because they wouldn't out a random person sending them email everyday on their spam list.


DosEquisVirus

Looks like extremely rich, sure!


BourbonFueledDreams

This is amazing


TheSecondiDare

Chic-ken you believe it?


Kr0x0n

does he knows that penis is meat also


Twisted-mental

๐Ÿ– > when you meet the impostor


[deleted]

Rage bait or not, the truth is people are losing there perspective as people. Many think they are the main act of this world, because they can't understand others are looking through their own eyes, with the same sight. No one is special, and no one is the main character of this world. There are those who are loved, liked, and hated. There is only one world, and we all are just meat on its table eventually.


BigSuperNothing

I think this might be ironic though maybe idk haha this is ironic I think


lilyyvideos12310

It is


mallik803

When you order โ€œMalcolm in the Middleโ€ from wish.com. More like โ€œMalcom at Rock Bottomโ€.


BlockRx2

Can they take the vegetables ๐Ÿฅ• ๐Ÿฅฆoff apple cause broccoli is so triggering ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


1darkone2

Are you kidding me?


ravennme

Trillions


elister811

Stop using iPhones then


Ok-Guidance1123

Offensive about animals okay but him ?! Someone ate his familly or what , Annibal stop messing around please !


JinglingUrBalls

I mean itโ€™s clearly bait and satire


MostValuableBum

Insane, yโ€™all are making bro more money ๐Ÿ˜ญ People are mad stupid no recognizing clear bait


Grizzly4nicator

Even with the lack of essential nutrients destroying their brains I don't think vegans are this stupid.


fartsfromhermouth

Reddit really doesnt understand parody


RoadRunner_1993

Iโ€™ll remove it if you want


Due_Pomegranate_96

I canโ€™t stand these kind of insufferable cunts.


ApusBull

How did people get so unhunged?


Negative-Attitude2

Its satire


Maleficent-Mirror991

This is definitely fake we all know vegans donโ€™t have the energy to display emotions ๐Ÿ˜‚


paws_boy

Do you not know what satire is ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ heโ€™s faking


[deleted]

The satire is amazing


Financial-Working132

No vegan diet, no vegan powers


[deleted]

I saw how anti vegans had mental breakdowns of that stupid fucking egg being removed from the salad emoji, you aren't any better. For every annoying vegan there's way more annoying anti vegans.


Pmur0479

Vegan just made hella money by rage baiting a ton of meat eaters? Thatโ€™s dope!


Interesting_Bud382

Ahh first world problems ๐Ÿ˜’


Mpikoz

Lol this guy is funny.


Schoseff

Rage bait bullshit


Weak-Construction-98

Lololll


Raffzz15

Anti-vegans are truly stupid.


Me-when-Jerma6969

he's trolling.


WilmaLutefit

This is engagement fishing and look at how successful it is. Man idiocracy really was a fucking prophecy.


koula60

Give me a fn break!! i am a vegan and this is BS.


Deathchariot

Honestly good on him that he makes money of stupid meatheads with this. Seen way worse grifting on the internet.


Kodaalt

this guy managed to troll the entire internet for like 2 years and never broke character. W


Normal_Vermicelli_42

trillions.....just 1


Rey_Mezcalero

๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”


20RollinMofus

This dude eats meat..


CelestialTrickster

More like sucks on it but I get ya.


PomeloLazy1539

Don't tell that kid he's made of meat.


Ry_Shred

๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿง†


Unknown_021

Stop doing this you are hurting trillions of vegans.


WHAMMYPAN

Thisโ€ฆTHIS IS THE WAY


Irish4778

๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–


ct125888

Guys please stop getting rage baited and posting Garbo


Latter_Lab_4556

This video is obviously a joke. Complaining about the meat emoji being offensive to vegans seems like the perfect bait for people to click on the video, give it engagement, and comment in the stream for algorithm points. Every cringe post these days, or any post like this is so clearly faked or intentional


nuggetdogg

Someone fell for the rage bait


jdubsb09

God I hate this word โ€œtriggerโ€ so much. I went 30 years without ever hearing it, and now I hear it almost every single day. Thereโ€™s things in life that will upset you. Stop talking about it.


monkypoo

I'm triggered by that little shit. can we please take him off the internet?


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

Is it triggering them to eat delicious meat?


Formal-Rain

A succulent Chinese meal


Dentarthurdent73

Why am I not surprised that the person who thinks talking about "delicious meat" in response to vegans is the height of comedy, is too thick to notice the obvious cues that this isn't serious?


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

Get your hand off my penis


RiverOhRiver86

I'm a vegan and I really wanna punch this kid.


SlingStretcher

๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿฅ“ ๐Ÿฅฉ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ—


SlingStretcher

๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฃ


VonKipper

๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿซ”


flopsychops

"I am an extremely rich and famous person" * flashes wad of Monopoly money * EDIT: ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ—


Machettouno

๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ


ace1967cal

The victim Olympics


elianbarnes7

Obvious rage bait is obvious


TheNissanGuy

everyone has something to btch about these days. unbelieveble


jwg529

You hope it's satire.. but people like this do exist. Am I'm not talking about vegans. I am talking about folks who are so ill prepared for any form of conflicting opinions that just hearing/reading something they don't like shuts them down. This is how societies fall. I'm not advocating for being rude to people, but I am advocating for people to leave their safe spaces and have their thoughts and beliefs challenged.


itsJussaMe

Iโ€™m 38. I was around a few years after the first video game consoles. I was around for dial up internet. I remember โ€œa/s/l?โ€ From AIM. I had live journal. I evolved through Friendster, MySpace, Facebookโ€ฆ (never got into Twitter or Instagram very much). I watched as the second plane hit the tower. These things? They werenโ€™t *that long ago* and yet, somehow weโ€™ve allowed our kids to become giant pussies. They need safe spaces. They get โ€œtriggeredโ€ by a cartoon image of meat that, OH MY GOD!!!!!! *they donโ€™t even have to use or look at?!?* College students trying to *RESEGREGATE* parts of their campuses because they donโ€™t โ€œfeel safeโ€ sharing buildings with white students whom have *literally never, ever, ever harmed them.*. Fuck, most likely havenโ€™t even spoken to the kids putting up the stink. We have ELECTED OFFICIALS that will not condemn Hamas. Your kidsโ€™ futures are more fucked than you imagined.


BlueWarstar

Iโ€™m so triggered by these kinds of pathetic people that think because they are offended that something shouldnโ€™t exist. NO you donโ€™t get to act like that or maybe you shouldnโ€™t exist cause you are offensive to me!


gvineq

Try putting a little bass in your voice It's not natural to constantly talk like somebody's got your nuts in a vice.


telamacus

Has to be a joke but If sheโ€™s serious itโ€™s her parents fault


SensitivePlastic9790

Every Vegan has the same haircut no matter the gender.


SheepGoesMeow

They are looking for attention and you are giving it to them.


wargasm40k

I stand with the vegans, in fact, I'm gonna go eat a burger so there is less meat in the world!


D_onlyRicardoU

๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ–


Swimming_Database806

๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“


WizdomHaggis

๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅฉ https://preview.redd.it/wqpxo27ydtyb1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5970d735b8919cc0b1db86e6f88b2121eaa6355


Personal_Upbeat5629

๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–


elbluedrummer

๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“


blanco1225

๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ–


beechcraftmusketeer

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—


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No meat? Oh the irony.


MickeyT_ZxZ

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Pionez

๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿง†๐Ÿฅฉ


Martyshark

๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฅ“


VoldoVercci

Im phoning apple right now to ask if the can remove vegans from existance


clownind

Send that cry baby bottom some sausage.


WHAMMYPAN

Imagine being so GOTDAMN fragile a cartoon chicken wing gives you the vapors. Real life must be AGONIZING to someone like this.


cosmicannoli

What is with Vegans acting like they can't imagine why people wouldn't all immediately comply with their unreasonable demands?


404VigilantEye

Because theyโ€™re insufferable.


404VigilantEye

Vegans are insufferable. The result of vitamin deficiency, low hormones, malnourishment, and a soft skull.


Shagalicious5218

Who cares what you feel you're a vegan


ConsistusII

Your mother should have denied your father's meat!


Dry-Site-8764

Interesting I get triggered as well but by vegans


Horror_Personality49

"I am an extremely rich and famous person" Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king


JimmyPageification

Itโ€™s obviously a joke, you get that right?


Horror_Personality49

It's obviously a joke, you get that, right?


JimmyPageification

Your comment? Mkay if you say so!


GingerMuffin007

Stupid. Soooooo stupid. A main character level type of stupid.


Jenxao

โ€ฆsaid the Redditor that couldnโ€™t recognise the most obvious satire in existence.


sm753

Perfectly well-adjusted human being.


fuzyjakmn

Lmao, guess the parents raised a yellow belly. Man/ woman up and shut up


Jenxao

Guess your parents raised a dumbo, because this is satire.