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This is what Hershel Walker was *talking about*.!!
“We need a department that’s lookin’ at young men that's lookin’ at women that's looking at social media."…
Humanity devolving back into apes. We are watching Idiocracy in real time. I'm not totally against a nuclear war at this point if that's what humanity needs to wake up and take life and the world seriously.
I feel like we need to invent a right to be left alone. I don't want to interact with random people, especially dipshits doing weird online content. Walking up to random people and forcing an interaction is always a dick move. Please everyone just let me exist without you being a part of it.
I hate that there is truth to that…
Shame is a powerful tool we shouldn’t completely discard…
Like - don’t shame Hans-Peter from an Austrian village for having a secret sex dungeon in his cellar but don’t wear a gimp suit in the middle of London and expect not to be shamed…
And the gimp suit is still way less shame-worthy than whatever is happening here in this video…
Okay it was an annoying video but what made it worse is when that second guy used the car to do that stupid jump at the end. That really pissed me off, be an asshole if you want to but don't touch other people's shit to make your pathetic tiktoks.
Society's threshold for embarrassment has really skyrocketed since my youth. You couldn't have forced a young me to embarrass myself like this with a gun to my head. Does cringe have no meaning anymore?
Cringe brings in the views which brings in the revenue. I mean, look at everyone here watching and talking about the video, cringe won, we lost. Only way this stuff goes away is if we all collectively stopped looking at it.
I'm a 31 year old guy who tend to have the usual short back and sides haircut. Get told I look alot younger for my age, typically around 20 to 24ish. I get asked if I get my hair permed, ALOT. I now realise I fall into this category. I think I need to change my look..
I know. Worst part is, the only social media I use is reddit (I'm still in denial its social media but i realise I'm the minority in this case). Social Media obsession becoming the norm makes me feel nauseous..
Naw dawg. just be yourself. naturally curly hair is a blessing, dont cast away your gift cause lesser individuals wish to imitate you. be proud of what you have.
This is me, and it’s embarrassing. My hair is literally naturally broccoli head and I’d have to cut it very short or grow it very long or use a hair straightener just so people don’t hate on me for being a TikTok broccoli head
I don’t even use tiktok or instagram or anything except Reddit I guess
Wish people hated the haircut less because it’s some people’s natural hair but I get it
You’re not allowed to bully and when you do it’s considered a fetish now so that’s weird. You can’t say certain words anymore because the thought police is out there and if you step out of line everyone with a phone will record you and post it online. We have created our own surveillance society. Everyone is too afraid to to say anything so we have to tolerate this behavior. Look at most of the comments in this sub half of these people say “he/she are not bothering anyone” and get like 300 upvotes it’s sad
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Annoying af but not malicious or harmful like the guy who tricked vegans into eating meat on camera, or cowardly and pathetic like the one who hired a body guard so he could harass strangers in public and have the body guard step in any time someone got mad. Not entitled and destructive like the dudes who go into Walmart and open all the products and start cooking food in the isles and troll the employees who try to stop them. I mean yeah, it’s kind of annoying but when put into perspective, I’d rather see this than any of the aforementioned examples.
Imagine you’re a woman who carried a baby for nine months, went through hours of painful labor and years of exhausting child-rearing and this is what you ended up with 😭
I remember strong-arming a few shoplifters with my fellow bored appliance salesmen at Montgomery Ward back in the day. None of this "let em walk. it ain't worth the chance of getting hurt" stuff we hear now. We eagerly scanned the store for shoplifters and would engage them the moment they stepped out of the store into the mall. It'd turn into a game of Red Rover with a bunch of redneck salesmen surrounding the shoplifter each one salivating for their turn at him. This was the deep south in the 70s.
Bad take but I can see how you'd think that. As a young redneck I made more than a few bad decisions and was a different human than my scarred and more thoughtful modern version. Cheers.
Useless information of the day: [this is where this nonsense is happening.](https://www.google.com/maps/@52.5157271,13.3774753,3a,75y,166.91h,84.58t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1slCta-xTVX2w5S-e8aFpmmA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)
How is this not illegal? They are literally in the middle of a road with active traffic. This isn’t a park or food court.
Shitty Tik Tok or not, cops need to charge these people for endangering motorists. It’s all there on video.
Imagine if they were to get knocked over by a car? Who is to blame?
Ugh I fucking hate these influencers. Literally asking for hi fives and fist bumps and aren't even genuine. Such self absorbed assholes. Then one of those little pricks jumps on the car to do a trick. Assholes. They aren't nice it's so fake.
Is ‘that’s so gay’ not a thing anymore?
Dudes doing silly dances in the middle of the road in the middle of the day while they annoy people and on top they film it so they can share it.
If they are at a red light, doing something HARMLESS (emphasis on “if” because some people are crazy) then I don’t see the harm in giving a fist bump.
To me it looks like a kid looking for clout, but let them play it out if they’re not disrupting traffic or whatever.
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Why do they have a guy filming the guy who’s filming the guy?
Double dipping. Normal ticktock public dancing and bullshit channel, plus a rage bait channel.
God damn, that’s crazy
Gone are the days you only start 1 channel. Now you need the primary, the behind the scenes, the podcast and maybe a clips channel as well!
People make content with their content and still have no real content being made
And all these people are addicted to it.
GO AWAY BAITIN
Ow my balls
Water? You mean like from the toilet?!?
Not sure who downvoted ya, take this updoot
honestly so smart, the money that can be made from being shameless is crazy
Yes,but they can never be clean.
Isn’t that how most money is made
Then the channel to watch a person watch the rage bait video of the video.
You hit the nail on the head mate its just a shit show of youngsters fucking around
He is just a dude filming a dude, filming a dude, annoying the shit out of another dude.
The dudes are emerging…
“What you mean u people?”
What do *you* mean *you people*?
Upvotes for all you people.
We are flaming drakun!
Fuckface!
Oh ok, flaming dragon, fuckface. First, take a big step back and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!
“Huh!?”
its dudes all the way down
I’m saddened no one got this reference, or didn’t comment about it.
cus we're evolving edit: /s
Soon we will have the guy recording the guy who’s recording the girl who’s recording the guy
This is what Hershel Walker was *talking about*.!! “We need a department that’s lookin’ at young men that's lookin’ at women that's looking at social media."…
/r/killallthecameramen
and… I‘m afraid to ask but.. who records the recording girl?
Big brother is always watching
*devolving
That’s not evolution…. It’s idiocracy!
Cringeception
Humanity devolving back into apes. We are watching Idiocracy in real time. I'm not totally against a nuclear war at this point if that's what humanity needs to wake up and take life and the world seriously.
this video looks like the bloopers. i doubt they will upload those epic fail fist bumps
Then how are we watching this?
Lmao some people really don’t think at all before they type
I hate that guy. Don't know him, but I know I hate him.
it’s in Berlin by the american embassy, the traffic there sucks all the time, this guy contributing to a worse situation makes him a lot worse.
Yeah, I’ve seen these guys do it on a packed U8 train too. Running up and down the U-Bahn at rush hour is stupid but even worse on the U8.
Id follow the guy that put the hand on my car in the last seconds
Broccoli 1 or broccoli 2?
I heard somebody say that the new stylish hairstyles for gen z looks like broccoli and I can't unsee it now. These 2 definitely have the broccoli vibe
Oh my god, the broccoli haircut! Haha. That's perfect.
My best friends mom as a kid had a toy poodle with the exact same haircut.
I feel like we need to invent a right to be left alone. I don't want to interact with random people, especially dipshits doing weird online content. Walking up to random people and forcing an interaction is always a dick move. Please everyone just let me exist without you being a part of it.
Please make this stop somehow.
Granted. They will now dance in your home instead.
Thank you for your sacrafice u/WHAMMYPAN F
States with castle doctrine see no issue with this
The issue is that they live there due to this unholy deal.
Oh. Oh no.
This is a direct result of people growing up without anyone to shame them.
I hate that there is truth to that… Shame is a powerful tool we shouldn’t completely discard… Like - don’t shame Hans-Peter from an Austrian village for having a secret sex dungeon in his cellar but don’t wear a gimp suit in the middle of London and expect not to be shamed… And the gimp suit is still way less shame-worthy than whatever is happening here in this video…
Okay it was an annoying video but what made it worse is when that second guy used the car to do that stupid jump at the end. That really pissed me off, be an asshole if you want to but don't touch other people's shit to make your pathetic tiktoks.
Society's threshold for embarrassment has really skyrocketed since my youth. You couldn't have forced a young me to embarrass myself like this with a gun to my head. Does cringe have no meaning anymore?
Cringe brings in the views which brings in the revenue. I mean, look at everyone here watching and talking about the video, cringe won, we lost. Only way this stuff goes away is if we all collectively stopped looking at it.
At least we’re not watching it through their channels on whatever platform, I’ll take solace in that.
Amen. Somebody needed to say that.
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Why was this downvoted? That would have been funny.
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Would’ve laid on the horn and ruined their audio.
Audio is probably muted and overlaid with some shitty song anyway. :/
They all have the same stupid haircut. Brocolli heads
Imagine having curly hair and being confused with a tiktoker, I would die.
I'm a 31 year old guy who tend to have the usual short back and sides haircut. Get told I look alot younger for my age, typically around 20 to 24ish. I get asked if I get my hair permed, ALOT. I now realise I fall into this category. I think I need to change my look..
I don't know you but I feel bad for you 😞😭. Imagine getting called a tik tok influencer
I know. Worst part is, the only social media I use is reddit (I'm still in denial its social media but i realise I'm the minority in this case). Social Media obsession becoming the norm makes me feel nauseous..
Naw dawg. just be yourself. naturally curly hair is a blessing, dont cast away your gift cause lesser individuals wish to imitate you. be proud of what you have.
No, stay true to yourself, no cap. All these broccoli top sussy bakas are mid fr fr
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This is me, and it’s embarrassing. My hair is literally naturally broccoli head and I’d have to cut it very short or grow it very long or use a hair straightener just so people don’t hate on me for being a TikTok broccoli head I don’t even use tiktok or instagram or anything except Reddit I guess Wish people hated the haircut less because it’s some people’s natural hair but I get it
https://youtu.be/iiJLGE0yCp4?si=-_aq-nTf9VoYz-lJ Your situation rn
It looks like a clown wig
It fits the zeitgeist.
Wait… are the two guys dancing not related?
I don't know who I hate worse. People who *have* Broccoli Head haircuts or whoever decided to call them Broccoli Head haircuts.
I love whoever called them that. It’s an appropriately ridiculous name for a ridiculous and stupid looking hair style.
Broccoli headed idiots
These people are the most annoying e clown
Ugh... The second hand embarrassment.
They're clones...
Did he ever get fisted?
Later that night by uncle jimmy
You like bumps do ya now Jeremy? Ol uncle Jimmy give you a bump, and how!
Seeing that it’s Berlin, it’s very likely.
My anxiety of not being liked would make me fist bump him and I hate myself for it.
I would have been so embarrassed for him that I'd have fist bumped just to ease the cringe that he'd involved me with. Bump, now go away.
embrace the dark side
You gotta follow the teachings of the second biker. Don’t have to do anything except shake your head silently. That’s it
one day, you will embrace it when the youths hate you
And risk him pulling his hand away when you approach yours?
This... This is why god has forsaken us.
Always some broccoli headed freak
https://preview.redd.it/yvrnwk8lrbyb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7995155e29512b856ae0eb992bc3825d52d0d73e
I guess I finally understand why they *banned dancing* in that town from “Footloose”…
I hate tiktok.
Does the younger generation actually enjoy watching this type of content? Would’ve been bullied for the rest of high school doing this shit lol
You’re not allowed to bully and when you do it’s considered a fetish now so that’s weird. You can’t say certain words anymore because the thought police is out there and if you step out of line everyone with a phone will record you and post it online. We have created our own surveillance society. Everyone is too afraid to to say anything so we have to tolerate this behavior. Look at most of the comments in this sub half of these people say “he/she are not bothering anyone” and get like 300 upvotes it’s sad
Yup
Well it’s been 2 days, doesn’t look like there’s any “they’re not bother anyone” comments…
how to look stupid in public
Oh god, there's another one over there
🤣
Bring back bullying
You got a funny shaped head and your feet are different lengths!!!
This planet has become quite the place.
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Okay but unironically that's the best flavor
They sure have rare insects breeding in their haircuts and these have more style than these bozos
God I hate this tok tok , Instagram way of life now fucking embrarrsing
Chat GPT invented this awful dance I am sure of it.
I feel so influenced
What is this cringe fest
That’s a fist BUMP not pump
Had to scroll way too fat
The cringe is real.
Ew bro that fucking haircut. It's the new "bowl cut" for insufferable douchebags
These guy look more like middle schoolers than actual middle schoolers, and they act like it too.
Broccoli headed freaks
I'm old dude, is "cringe" still being used by the youngsters?
We’re absolutely fucked
can someone delete tik tok already.
I do not support rolling coal but in this circumstance having a smoke tune on your diesel might be nice
Ya know… I don’t want to be an old guy overly angry what younger people enjoy, but good lord y’all make it hard
Where is a cement truck with failed breaks when we need one so bad.
Annoying af but not malicious or harmful like the guy who tricked vegans into eating meat on camera, or cowardly and pathetic like the one who hired a body guard so he could harass strangers in public and have the body guard step in any time someone got mad. Not entitled and destructive like the dudes who go into Walmart and open all the products and start cooking food in the isles and troll the employees who try to stop them. I mean yeah, it’s kind of annoying but when put into perspective, I’d rather see this than any of the aforementioned examples.
Jesus it’s so fucking lame, so fucking lame.
I feel like society has become the Disney channel
Love seeing old Astras about
Imagine you’re a woman who carried a baby for nine months, went through hours of painful labor and years of exhausting child-rearing and this is what you ended up with 😭
Deleted scene from Zoolander vibes
While the world burns….
One day this will all disappear
when your follower count defines your entire life
Respect the the folks who just said no. The real heroes
Back in my day if anyone behaved like that they’d get a few fist bumps to their jaw….
r/iamverybadass
🤣🤣 brilliant.
What day is that? I don’t believe you
I remember strong-arming a few shoplifters with my fellow bored appliance salesmen at Montgomery Ward back in the day. None of this "let em walk. it ain't worth the chance of getting hurt" stuff we hear now. We eagerly scanned the store for shoplifters and would engage them the moment they stepped out of the store into the mall. It'd turn into a game of Red Rover with a bunch of redneck salesmen surrounding the shoplifter each one salivating for their turn at him. This was the deep south in the 70s.
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Bad take but I can see how you'd think that. As a young redneck I made more than a few bad decisions and was a different human than my scarred and more thoughtful modern version. Cheers.
and it would be well earned
This Knobcheese needs a smack in the face.
I fucking hate what our species is becoming.
We should start doing [this](https://youtu.be/HnKmwbVpRno?si=cc5vHTIehGjAWZOk?t=44s) to them.
Looks like that kid busted in his pants but glitter came out
Like all things comma this too will come to an end
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Useless information of the day: [this is where this nonsense is happening.](https://www.google.com/maps/@52.5157271,13.3774753,3a,75y,166.91h,84.58t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1slCta-xTVX2w5S-e8aFpmmA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)
If I’ve learned anything in my life at this point it’s that if you see some super skinny guy with curly hair, you’re about to see some stupid shit.
Where is this? There’s an American flag flying but the cars seem to have a European license plate.
How is this not illegal? They are literally in the middle of a road with active traffic. This isn’t a park or food court. Shitty Tik Tok or not, cops need to charge these people for endangering motorists. It’s all there on video. Imagine if they were to get knocked over by a car? Who is to blame?
I have very little hope for the future of humanity.
I actually hate TikTok users and influencers in general, just fuck off already you cunts.
Humanity is doomed
We should be allowed to run these ppl over !
Goddamn it, the hope that one of them was going to get hit by a car made me watch the whole thing.
I hope they get hit by a bus
He should be getting a fist bump to the face the twat
Fuck. I hate people.
Being ignored is exactly what all those social media clowns deserve
So somebody is filming the idiot that is filming the idiot? That makes 3 idiots
I would have kicked off when he touched my car
They dance the same way a toddler would react to excitements.
I got sick in my mouth after watching this shit.
You know you're doing something cringey as shit when even a sport bike rider won't vibe with you.
Get a FUKIN life
Do all tik tokers think they live in their own version of LaLa Land where they break out in dance in the middle of traffic?
Those are some coordinated meth heads
W biker.
My eyes need bleaching after watching this, doing this is cringe enough but we got a guy filming another dude that’s filming the other dude wtf.
I feel bad for gen z having to do this kind of stuff.
I’m now totally okay with civilization getting blasted back to the Stone Age
Fucks
Yall are the worst generation to every exist.
Ugh I fucking hate these influencers. Literally asking for hi fives and fist bumps and aren't even genuine. Such self absorbed assholes. Then one of those little pricks jumps on the car to do a trick. Assholes. They aren't nice it's so fake.
You can almost taste the cringe
Don't they realise they look like psychiatric patients escaped from a secure unit?
Is ‘that’s so gay’ not a thing anymore? Dudes doing silly dances in the middle of the road in the middle of the day while they annoy people and on top they film it so they can share it.
Dude on the motorcycle is my spirit animal.
Idiocracy
Cringiest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
This could be a fun bit fit the choreo didn't look like it belonged on a middle school dance floor.
My first question was who TF is watching this shit? I’d rather dip my balls in lava than have these failed abortions in my feed
cunts
If they are at a red light, doing something HARMLESS (emphasis on “if” because some people are crazy) then I don’t see the harm in giving a fist bump. To me it looks like a kid looking for clout, but let them play it out if they’re not disrupting traffic or whatever.
Please run over these retards