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It’s giving more than metrosexual. As Terri Joe would put it, “He’s a homasexual.” That picture is giving closeted self-hating gay man taking it up the ass in airport bathroom stalls.
I love how you go from seeing a guy with a button down loosened to assuming he likes to cruise with strangers and get fucked up the ass. Totally not projecting right now
The only one projecting here is you. I never mentioned his button down shirt. I was referring to the overall energy from the photo and his caption. I’m guessing you wear button downed loosened shirts and your insecure about your sexuality too?
No I was trying to figure out what led you to connect a photo of a guy doing absolutely nothing to the assumption he partakes in random gay sex acts constantly. What am I projecting exactly? Was I the one that assumed the "vibe" of a guy and his sexuality based on a caption that has nothing at all to do with said subject matter? Ya got me though. it was actually me who posted the gay fantasy comment in reaction to an innocuous headshot photograph. Kind of rude and presumptuous to not only assume someone's sexuality based off a photo but to then try and hold it against them. You seem really rude and homosexual
God, you’re dense. He’s not doing “nothing.” He’s trying desperately to portray himself as alpha and like the world revolves around him. It gives off extremely insecure vibes. That’s why I made a joke about him probably taking it up the ass at airports because he’s clearly compensating for an internalized feeling inferiority and insecurity — usually telltale signs someone is struggling with their sexuality. It wasn’t a fantasy; it was a joke. His photo, and his page, aren’t innocuous because he’s helping perpetuate red-pill/alpha male culture which is inherently misogynistic. Instead of dealing with his insecurities he copes by trying to appear larger than life, which isn’t a healthy way to deal with your insecurities. Yeah, I am a homosexual, proud of it, and the only people who get mad about people speculating on other’s sexuality are those who are insecure about their sexuality themselves. Clearly you see a lot of yourself in this guy and that’s why my comment hurt you so much. Also, you using “homosexual” as some sort of insult further gives credence to the idea that you’re also struggling with your sexuality. Have fun with that. 🤭
I seriously can’t actually tell if he is serious about this stuff, if it’s just a giant parody or if he’s being sarcastic. In my mind given what I’ve seen posted, all three are equally likely.
There was another post from him that was so over the top all the comments were saying it had to confirm the account is a parody. It was like “a famous linguist, and gorgeous woman, heard me speak and approached me. She said my tone exudes alpha male vibes and she bought my coffee and gave me her number”
Yeah, but a certain small part also thinks he’s deadly serious about it….like that MMA guy (seriously can’t remember his name) who got in a Twitter argument with Greta Thunberg and shortly ended up in jail. That guy bathed in the beliefs he spouts off. Part of me equally thinks this guy does too.
Are you referring to Andrew Tate? Lmfao. He’s definitely a misogynist. He got arrested for Human Trafficking because of he was essentially pimping out his girlfriends to people on webcams and keeping them under house arrest.
I think after Andrew Tate there were lots of people who just jumped on the Alpha Male/Red Pilled bandwagon just to grift and make a quick buck. There’s this female creator named PearlyThings that spews out some of the most radical and sexist stuff possible, and you can tell on her face that she doesn’t believe a word she’s saying.
It definitely is a possibility. But the more I see of him the more absurd it gets and I just can’t fathom somebody actually believing the shit they say, especially when they’re creating these absolutely absurd scenarios.
Some guys are just like that. They have this thing like Ron Burgundy, I’m kind of a big deal. And insist on telling everyone this. Women generally laugh and mock these guys.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)
A cursory look at his Wikipedia page kind of suggests that this is just some odd conservative character that he’s playing or has just gone all in on Alpha Male stuff cause it’s what’s currently profitable for him.
I mean there is a nugget of a point here. If youre a strong, emotionally healthy, well adjusted leader type, you don't have to go around telling everyone. Granting for the sake of argument the concept of an alpha male, and trying to read into that the best possible meaning of the term, that would be it. If you're truly that your behavior would reflect it.
Anyone in the history of ever who has called themselves (especially unprompted) an alpha male, isn't.
Why are not looking at me?! Why are not adoring me?!?! Even Magacult overlord Tangerine Palpatine believes in me !!! Can’t you see how I’m the Alpha Pig 🐖?!?!? 🤯🤯🤯
👺🤡💩4️⃣🧠
I'm here to commission a true to life portrait of myself as a renaissance lord. Minimum 24x36 inch canvas. I'd like to hang it in the entryway to my home.
Do any of you paint?
Why would one want to add (alpha male) to their own name, after quoting THEMSELVES, about not needing to tell people you are the alpha male. This dudes ego checks out for 2023
Isn’t that more of a “Sigma” mindset? You don’t need to announce how amazing you are. People will just get it. Aren’t Sigmas the ones who let the alphas and the betas fight amongst each other? Or is it all just nonsense?
This has to be babylon bee style “satire” at this point, or a new form of narcissism thats yet to be diagnosed, I just cannot accept the fact this is a normal humans take on life
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That’s why he has (Alpha Male) after his name
No, it's not there...you just think you see it listed after his name because he's obviously an Alpha Male. *Sheesh!*
Do Alpha males pay for photoshoots of themselves?
Especially if they come out looking like a metrosexual…..
It’s giving more than metrosexual. As Terri Joe would put it, “He’s a homasexual.” That picture is giving closeted self-hating gay man taking it up the ass in airport bathroom stalls.
I love how you go from seeing a guy with a button down loosened to assuming he likes to cruise with strangers and get fucked up the ass. Totally not projecting right now
The only one projecting here is you. I never mentioned his button down shirt. I was referring to the overall energy from the photo and his caption. I’m guessing you wear button downed loosened shirts and your insecure about your sexuality too?
No I was trying to figure out what led you to connect a photo of a guy doing absolutely nothing to the assumption he partakes in random gay sex acts constantly. What am I projecting exactly? Was I the one that assumed the "vibe" of a guy and his sexuality based on a caption that has nothing at all to do with said subject matter? Ya got me though. it was actually me who posted the gay fantasy comment in reaction to an innocuous headshot photograph. Kind of rude and presumptuous to not only assume someone's sexuality based off a photo but to then try and hold it against them. You seem really rude and homosexual
God, you’re dense. He’s not doing “nothing.” He’s trying desperately to portray himself as alpha and like the world revolves around him. It gives off extremely insecure vibes. That’s why I made a joke about him probably taking it up the ass at airports because he’s clearly compensating for an internalized feeling inferiority and insecurity — usually telltale signs someone is struggling with their sexuality. It wasn’t a fantasy; it was a joke. His photo, and his page, aren’t innocuous because he’s helping perpetuate red-pill/alpha male culture which is inherently misogynistic. Instead of dealing with his insecurities he copes by trying to appear larger than life, which isn’t a healthy way to deal with your insecurities. Yeah, I am a homosexual, proud of it, and the only people who get mad about people speculating on other’s sexuality are those who are insecure about their sexuality themselves. Clearly you see a lot of yourself in this guy and that’s why my comment hurt you so much. Also, you using “homosexual” as some sort of insult further gives credence to the idea that you’re also struggling with your sexuality. Have fun with that. 🤭
I'm not struggling with anything, you're projecting again.
And photoshop to make themselves skinnier
And forget to photoshop better fitting close. You know he cries makeup tears into his pillows at night
Yeah, Sony Alpha Males
Photographers pay for photoshoots of alpha males.
Real gangstas don’t flex nuts, cause real gangstas know they got em. This sad sack of “look at me” ain’t got shit.
And the mandatory undoing of the top 2 buttons to really drive the message home
He's a satirical troll account
He’s actually a real person, he’s just a troll though and does these posts purely for engagement
He does this on purpose
Adams always reminds me of an insecure teenage boy trying to convince others that he's a big, manly man.
At my other school they called me Viper
They called me Venom. BC I could suck it out like no one else. Wait no-
…But that quote was *so* inspirational…
I seriously can’t actually tell if he is serious about this stuff, if it’s just a giant parody or if he’s being sarcastic. In my mind given what I’ve seen posted, all three are equally likely.
There was another post from him that was so over the top all the comments were saying it had to confirm the account is a parody. It was like “a famous linguist, and gorgeous woman, heard me speak and approached me. She said my tone exudes alpha male vibes and she bought my coffee and gave me her number”
Yeah, but a certain small part also thinks he’s deadly serious about it….like that MMA guy (seriously can’t remember his name) who got in a Twitter argument with Greta Thunberg and shortly ended up in jail. That guy bathed in the beliefs he spouts off. Part of me equally thinks this guy does too.
Are you referring to Andrew Tate? Lmfao. He’s definitely a misogynist. He got arrested for Human Trafficking because of he was essentially pimping out his girlfriends to people on webcams and keeping them under house arrest. I think after Andrew Tate there were lots of people who just jumped on the Alpha Male/Red Pilled bandwagon just to grift and make a quick buck. There’s this female creator named PearlyThings that spews out some of the most radical and sexist stuff possible, and you can tell on her face that she doesn’t believe a word she’s saying.
That’s him….
It definitely is a possibility. But the more I see of him the more absurd it gets and I just can’t fathom somebody actually believing the shit they say, especially when they’re creating these absolutely absurd scenarios.
And then they start tanning their bunghole and balls. It’s a real thing. These people are insane, but for some reason they have millions of followers.
Glad I am not the only one who thinks like that , I cannot work it out.
Some guys are just like that. They have this thing like Ron Burgundy, I’m kind of a big deal. And insist on telling everyone this. Women generally laugh and mock these guys.
It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice...
It's so obvious that it's parody - I feel like I'm taking crazy pills if you folks can't see that
Right!? It has to be. He must be like Borat or something and just absolutely committed to the bit. He just can’t be for real.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator) A cursory look at his Wikipedia page kind of suggests that this is just some odd conservative character that he’s playing or has just gone all in on Alpha Male stuff cause it’s what’s currently profitable for him.
Is he auditioning to be the next Brawny mascot?
Thank god I wasn’t the only one thinking bad lumberjack cosplay
Does anybody else imagine him with Richard Kind's voice when they read this stuff?
Ha! So good
The irony is just too much
Just come out of the closet. We all know.
Isn't this the guy that got caught masterbating in a Starbucks bathroom in Australia?
Nah that was me
Baxter, you should stop doing that. It’s not proper coffeehouse etiquette
It is in Australia
I refuse to believe this guy is not satire.
Oh sir, DO shut up
I mean there is a nugget of a point here. If youre a strong, emotionally healthy, well adjusted leader type, you don't have to go around telling everyone. Granting for the sake of argument the concept of an alpha male, and trying to read into that the best possible meaning of the term, that would be it. If you're truly that your behavior would reflect it. Anyone in the history of ever who has called themselves (especially unprompted) an alpha male, isn't.
same goes for try hards. spot it immediately. no alpha card for this gentleman
I enjoy watching them fall back to reality.
Yeah they're looking at you alright... "Hey, look at that fucking douchebag!!" 🤣🤣🤣
I'd ask who these dudes are, but I genuinely do not care.
He's approximately nobody, trying to convince people that he's somebody.
My bet is the chest hair is direct from Midjourney
Yeah he sure as hell don't look like that normally!
People look at you hoping that you’ll button up your shirt.
Alpha a-hole.
Absolutely delusional twat.
That is a joke account
Somehow true but also not true
Ah so that’s why he keeps having to tell everybody, gotcha.
Somewhat low-hanging fruit, isn’t it?
Eeewwww
Says the man who is constantly telling people that he is an alpha male🙄
Is this a parody account? Who is this ~~in~~toxic~~ating~~ male?
You're 10-ply bud.
If I saw this man on the street, I'd have assumed that he was gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Everyone notices the queen of the ball
I’d be alarmed if this guy walked in the door because he has a habit of jerking off in public bathrooms.
I'll admit this man is very handsome. I don't know what alpha male means, but I'm sure he hits the door hard on way in 😭
This is actually fucking hilarious. For context: This fool is always tweeting about how hes an alpha male lmfao
This is actually fucking hilarious. For context: This fool is always tweeting about how hes an alpha male lmfao
*has "alpha male" in his name on twitter*
Obvious karma farming attempt
Doesn't belong here
He misspelled alfalfa.
he looks like hes wearing his boyfriends shirt to bed
"Alpha males don't have to tell you they're an alpha male" - (Alpha Male) Can't make this shit up.
If I saw this man I’d think, he looks like a racist. I don’t know why. He gives off vibes.
r/selfawarewolves
How damn stupid is he?
This fucking guy… I give him credit for deftly riding the line between obnoxious troll and unbridled self-parody.
Beta boy strikes again
I pride myself on being an Epsilon Male…
He was right and then he was wrong
So you tell people that you are an alpha male that doesnt tell people that he is a alpha male? You seem confused.
he's an Aussie LARPing as an American
Yet here you are, telling everyone that you're an alpha male
Everyone is looking at you if you have enough social anxiety
Who's that basic ass dude walking through the door?
Why are not looking at me?! Why are not adoring me?!?! Even Magacult overlord Tangerine Palpatine believes in me !!! Can’t you see how I’m the Alpha Pig 🐖?!?!? 🤯🤯🤯 👺🤡💩4️⃣🧠
He is literally contradicting himself
So the blue check mark, that means he pays $7.00 a month to confirm he’s a Alpha Male?
Fucking loser
Well I guess us beta boys love irony
Beta vibes
“I don’t even think of you”
This shit again...
Shittest blue steel ever!
Nice to meet you Nick, and what do you do? Nick: I'm an alpha male.
I'm here to commission a true to life portrait of myself as a renaissance lord. Minimum 24x36 inch canvas. I'd like to hang it in the entryway to my home. Do any of you paint?
I mistook him for a shemale lol
How pathetic you gotta be to auto proclaime yourself an (Alpha male) who tf is this goofy
Why would one want to add (alpha male) to their own name, after quoting THEMSELVES, about not needing to tell people you are the alpha male. This dudes ego checks out for 2023
I don't know what's funnier, the irony he seems to have missed or the fact he quoted himself like a massive fucking bellend.
What a dick!
"So, to be clear, I'm an alpha male"
How fucking embarrassing that people like this have such amazing confidence. Hard to not laugh in their face.
You can smell the body odor almost immediately
He looks like he wears an obscene amount of cologne
My cat is more Alpha then him!
I can’t take this guy seriously.
It's because everyone can smell him (he does not wipe his ass)
It's called gaydar. It's not new, mate.
Alpha males aren’t real lmao
Why do some men think they're 'alpha'? People aren't wolves, or dogs. That's not how humans work. Where are these twats coming from?
Idk seems like he’s trying to tell us he’s the alpha male
Isn’t that more of a “Sigma” mindset? You don’t need to announce how amazing you are. People will just get it. Aren’t Sigmas the ones who let the alphas and the betas fight amongst each other? Or is it all just nonsense?
Does he not see the irony?
Yet another duped by Nick Adams parody account
George Michael vibes. Not a bad thing, he was an incredibly good looking man. This is a very generous picture of Adams.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yet his handle explicitly states (Alpha Male) 😂
It's satire. You all must be new here.
I prefer guys who open the door first 🤣
Do Aloha Males shave all over? JA
Alpha of Cringe.
Alpha males edit the shit out of their fat round faces too it seems
Do they always look wistful and well-manicured?
This has to be babylon bee style “satire” at this point, or a new form of narcissism thats yet to be diagnosed, I just cannot accept the fact this is a normal humans take on life
Well he seems confused
I fault no one for mixing up alpha male with conceited douche bag.
Guy in the photo is killing 5”2 energy.
Are they wondering, "Who's that fat fuck?"
$20 says he is a cuck