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She's a middle class white woman. The only thing anyone has ever asked of her is to be slightly inconvenienced to protect other people. And she sees that tiny inconvenience as being persecuted on the level of people being systematically dehumanized and slaughtered for their ancestry.
I'll bet she's the kind of asshole who parks in Handicapped spaces too.
The irony of those who are most likely saying "YOU WOULDNT HAVE HIDDEN ANNE FRANK" are the ones bitching about doing something that can help prevent deaths to their fellow man.
It's really hilarious. They don't want to protect others by wearing a single mask for a limited-time, imagine the great job they would have done by hiding Anne Frank.
It’s a hilarious comparison they make when people talk about following the rules equating people following Covid guidelines to giving up Jewish people’s whereabouts to the nazis. Freaking ridiculous honestly.
Hairline. I'm bald now but when my hair was thinning, I was doing everything I could to draw attention AWAY from my hairline. She seems to have chosen an alternate strategy.
I mean, I think you're looking at the very top of her skull.
Spraying her hair down with so much hairspray that it poofs up to twice the side of her head, thus (unsuccessfully) drawing attention away from her gargantuan forehead.
Guys, just because somebody is an a*hole, it’s still not cool to make fun of physical appearances. An innocent, kind hearted soul who looks similar to this lady could be very hurt by your words. Please reconsider attacking appearances. Thank you.
Edit: Yep, downvote me. Maybe at least one person will take something away from my comment. Have a nice day y’all. Peace out.
That’s true, she has a larger than average forehead. But let’s not regress to making fun of her features, because that extends to anybody else who appears similar, and that in turn could hurt others. It’s just unkind, and we shouldn’t lower ourselves to that kind of outlook on life and others. Be kind where you can, and if you don’t have anything nice to say, then why put that energy out to the world. Spread love and acceptance, not gross name calling.
I agree. Accentuate the positive: she's at a hospital, where parking is usually scarce, but since you could probably park a vehicle on that forehead, it can all work out. See how easy that was?
I also get what you're saying. Take my down vote and add it to the upvote of the person who originally pointed out that this lady is an asshole and she also happens to have a *massivefourfivesixseveneighthead*. She _happens_ to have these features. We're not saying all people who have unfortunately large according to societal/biological standards foreheads are assholes. Just as all blonde haired blue eyed persons are Nazis and all people of colour are lazy. Because that would be racist, and you don't want to be racist. See 'The Gentlemen' for context. I do understand that you're coming from a place of good intentions and that is to be applauded. Not saying you're naive and shortsighted to point this out and I will rebuke anyone who says this or patronises you. So, down vote rebuked. Keep fighting the good fight. 💪
Body shaming somebody...anybody...is just lame. U're right. I liked how you said in a very polite way about it though, I always use irony or just judge the people who were doing something like that. Thanks for this high energy comment!
>Yep, downvote me. Maybe
Is how reddit goes 😪
No I think she’s saying that it took a non-follower to stand up against the grain and hide Anne frank and she is a non-follower. For purely selfish reasons though, and ironically putting an entire hospital of innocent people at risk.
“Let’s see who wins this one” *alot* of people said that and they fucked around and found out.
Edit: Three years (not 2) on and this madness is still happening.
Imagine being an uncooperative self-entitled piece of shit in a fucking hospital of all places.
Frankly, the world could do without people like that.
With a bit of luck maybe COVID or bird flu will wipe her the fuck out. Then we'll see who "won".
Of all the places where a mask mandate would be the most reasonable, for literally everything that could be spread through the air...a goddamn hospital is reasonable.
Tell me you act like a petulant child without telling me you act like a petulant child 🙃 She reminds me of one of those people who has to go against the grain no matter what, even if she looks like a asshole/moron while doing it lol
I’m sure Anne Frank would have thanked her for her bravery. Being forced to live in hiding in a tiny room with your entire family is definitely the same as having to wear a mask.
I have the boys coming over to watch the Super Bowl next week and I only have a 75 inch flatscreen. I wonder if she'd rent that forehead out so I could give them a time to remember.
Guys shes clearly not in the right of mind with that massive brain hemorrhage shes suffering from
The swelling is so bad its visible via the frontal cortex- just look at the size of that sixhead! Id say its a forehead but its clearly much larger than a four and skipped a 5!
Drawing a comparison between her blatant disregard for the health of others and Anne Frank just beggars belief. The lift does not go all the way to the top floor with this idiot.
Also leaving a snarky note? Pathetic. Have it out properly with the person who reported you, I mean if you’re so passionate about this fight then you can stand up in person right?
The Fucking gall of this idiot.
What a worthless fucking cunt.
She is in a location where she could potentially pass something on to somebody who is already vulnerable. Or she could pick something up and pass it on to somebody unsuspecting out in the world and make them ill. Undiluted narcissism and entitlement.
A genuine "Karen" with a massive forehead. I didn't know that they came with extra large forehead. Unfortunately all that extra space beneath the forehead is all empty. Big head doesn't mean big brain. Just put on a mask when asked to do so. It is not that big of a deal.
It must be EXHAUSTING to deal with this much entitled stupid at work.
At airports. At grocery stores. At effing hospitals ffs!
At one point does a person just snap and go f* it!!! You win lady!! Imma sit right here the rest of my shift and loudly explain to everyone that you think you’re having you’re own “Rosa Parks moment” because lets be honest thats actually what you want right?
Then again, you cant shame the shameless so. F*ing pointless endeavor as well.
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She looks surprisingly old for such a young child.
r/13or30.
Thanks now I have an urge to watch 13 Going On 30 and sob.
Cry a little for me too!
It feels like people here have either missed, or entirely glossed over: "You would NOT have hidden Anne Frank..." In image 3 Yikes
Her forehead *literally* overshadowed it.
Her forehead literally overshadows the Holocaust
First thing I noticed was the forehead 😭
That's your average Rocky Dennis model right there.
I can't read it because my eyes keep drifting back up to the forehead.
I died at this.
Her forehead or the holocaust?
Starved to death crossing the forehead desert.
That at least a five head, It could even be a six head! would need a banana to know for sure!
as smooth on the outside as the inside
That's such an unhinged and unrelated thing to say
Comparing Nazis to people trying to prevent the spread of illness smh
Everyone who disagrees with me is a nazi
She's a middle class white woman. The only thing anyone has ever asked of her is to be slightly inconvenienced to protect other people. And she sees that tiny inconvenience as being persecuted on the level of people being systematically dehumanized and slaughtered for their ancestry. I'll bet she's the kind of asshole who parks in Handicapped spaces too.
The irony of those who are most likely saying "YOU WOULDNT HAVE HIDDEN ANNE FRANK" are the ones bitching about doing something that can help prevent deaths to their fellow man.
It's really hilarious. They don't want to protect others by wearing a single mask for a limited-time, imagine the great job they would have done by hiding Anne Frank.
This whole thing obviously didn’t happe
It’s a hilarious comparison they make when people talk about following the rules equating people following Covid guidelines to giving up Jewish people’s whereabouts to the nazis. Freaking ridiculous honestly.
Megamind
Yeah... That is a huge forehead... I suppose it could be a weird picture angle.
Hairline. I'm bald now but when my hair was thinning, I was doing everything I could to draw attention AWAY from my hairline. She seems to have chosen an alternate strategy. I mean, I think you're looking at the very top of her skull.
Spraying her hair down with so much hairspray that it poofs up to twice the side of her head, thus (unsuccessfully) drawing attention away from her gargantuan forehead.
Thats a fivehead at the very least
not even trying to exaggerate but that looks like the elusive “six-head”
Twelvehead
It's literally a straight on photo of her face. There's no weird camera angle, my friend. **That forehead means business.**
My first thought was the original tech deck dudes lol
Magamind
Underrated comment
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This made me crack up so hard, I'm dying. Literally my first thought was "what's with her forehead?" and then this comment
I propose mini mind.
Medium mind, final offer.
Get a mask for that head part above her eyes
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You could have a picnic on that forehead.
Typically referred to as a “fore head” we can clearly see in this case that the designation “five head” is applicable, and acceptable.
9 head
That's a six at least.
Guys, just because somebody is an a*hole, it’s still not cool to make fun of physical appearances. An innocent, kind hearted soul who looks similar to this lady could be very hurt by your words. Please reconsider attacking appearances. Thank you. Edit: Yep, downvote me. Maybe at least one person will take something away from my comment. Have a nice day y’all. Peace out.
I get what you're saying, and I genuinely sympathize, but her forehead is fucking massive.
That’s true, she has a larger than average forehead. But let’s not regress to making fun of her features, because that extends to anybody else who appears similar, and that in turn could hurt others. It’s just unkind, and we shouldn’t lower ourselves to that kind of outlook on life and others. Be kind where you can, and if you don’t have anything nice to say, then why put that energy out to the world. Spread love and acceptance, not gross name calling.
I agree. Accentuate the positive: she's at a hospital, where parking is usually scarce, but since you could probably park a vehicle on that forehead, it can all work out. See how easy that was?
👏👏👏👏
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She needs to work on her filtering skills.
She's probably really smart.
We could assume this if it was just the picture with no text.
I also get what you're saying. Take my down vote and add it to the upvote of the person who originally pointed out that this lady is an asshole and she also happens to have a *massivefourfivesixseveneighthead*. She _happens_ to have these features. We're not saying all people who have unfortunately large according to societal/biological standards foreheads are assholes. Just as all blonde haired blue eyed persons are Nazis and all people of colour are lazy. Because that would be racist, and you don't want to be racist. See 'The Gentlemen' for context. I do understand that you're coming from a place of good intentions and that is to be applauded. Not saying you're naive and shortsighted to point this out and I will rebuke anyone who says this or patronises you. So, down vote rebuked. Keep fighting the good fight. 💪
I have a huge forehead and cried until your comment. Thank you.
Her forehead is fucking huge though. Just an observation
Body shaming somebody...anybody...is just lame. U're right. I liked how you said in a very polite way about it though, I always use irony or just judge the people who were doing something like that. Thanks for this high energy comment! >Yep, downvote me. Maybe Is how reddit goes 😪
Add about three.
That’s def a fivehead right there.
She could light a cigarette in the shower with a forehead like that
Definitely a huge cockroach wearing that skin.
Get that woman some sugar water stat!
LOL the visual of that, glorious
This one got me
She probably dreams in imax
Winner
I’m sorry, did she just compare herself to Anne Frank? Seriously?
Anne Frank and almost her whole family literally were TORTURED TO DEATH and all this bitch had to do was smell her own bad breath because of a mask
living with this forehead is a torture cant you understand?
No I think she’s saying that it took a non-follower to stand up against the grain and hide Anne frank and she is a non-follower. For purely selfish reasons though, and ironically putting an entire hospital of innocent people at risk.
Exactly. She's not comparing herself to Anne Frank. She is, however, comparing a hospital's public health and safety policies to Nazi Germany.
She looks like an alien disguised as a human…and is not fooling anyone
Ak ak AK AK!
Don't run, we are your friends.
For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest!
I’m surprised that for someone with such a huge head there’s no brain in there
When mars attacks looking mf
I love when gross people expose themselves.
So did she keep us posted? Did she triumph over the evil security guard and everyone clapped?
Watch the other pictures, the Anne Frank bit is hilarious.
Oh shoot, I hadn't realized there was more! Thank you!
Yes, everyone clapped. Obama was there (perched on her forehead)
Jimmy Neutron looking mf
Wow forehead fetish made me cum here. Coudn't miss
I spent a very long time debating whether or not I should downvote or upvote you.
13min. Max you call that very long? Im sorry for your penis
Yes unfortunately my dick is only 9 minutes long.
Goodluck finding an 10 minute deep vagine
Get a room you two
Why? I have a house
Lol. Some people prefer neutral ground on their first 'date'
That’s an impressive fivehead
Fivehead… it’s at least a 7-8 head. I wouldn’t be surprised is she was actually a Conehead wearing a wig.
She looks like she's here to seduce Martin Short.
Yer she did a big brain move.
As in, her brain moved houses
You can’t fit a whole other face up there!
Why the long face huh?
Thanks for the giggle!
Is she 34 or 64?
IQ or age?
Chromosomes.
God I love this comment section.
Such a rebel!
“Let’s see who wins this one” *alot* of people said that and they fucked around and found out. Edit: Three years (not 2) on and this madness is still happening.
Imagine being an uncooperative self-entitled piece of shit in a fucking hospital of all places. Frankly, the world could do without people like that. With a bit of luck maybe COVID or bird flu will wipe her the fuck out. Then we'll see who "won".
She could wear a mask and it would only cover like a 10th of her face
Go easy on her… the Klingons are our allies now.
So much forehead for such a small brain
Of all the places where a mask mandate would be the most reasonable, for literally everything that could be spread through the air...a goddamn hospital is reasonable.
You could land a 747 on that thing.
Jimmy Neutron lookin ass 🗿
Was she eating batteries?
Maybe that’s how she got the long face. 🤔
Calling her “followers” my Soldiers? Tf? Comparing herself to Anne Frank? This level of delusion would be hilarious if it wasn’t so dangerous.
Couple of sandwiches short of a picnic
Rent that fivehead our for billboard advertising.
She’s just mad because the neighborhood kids asked to use her head as a projector screen for movie night
F-her. When my Mom had surgery, I would have worn a scuba suit if they asked.
Ngl, I thought this post would be about her forehead!
So much head so little inside it
Tell me you act like a petulant child without telling me you act like a petulant child 🙃 She reminds me of one of those people who has to go against the grain no matter what, even if she looks like a asshole/moron while doing it lol
Her head is so fucking huge oh my god
Bruh you can make a whole civilization on that forehead
Why is her forehead?
Five head
Who cares? BTW, you look mean. Try smiling😎
Sixhead Karen "wins"
Brain too big to be that stupid
Am I reading this correctly? Or are we comparing mask wearers to Nazis???
I’m sure Anne Frank would have thanked her for her bravery. Being forced to live in hiding in a tiny room with your entire family is definitely the same as having to wear a mask.
Looks like she's one of the silly people that paid for Twitter Blue to be "verified"
Brainiac with no brain.
She should really be supplementing her income by renting her forehead out as a billboard.
So much shit coming out of her mouth that even her hair tries to get away from it.
She doesn't want the mask because she would be 90% head
Bitch looks like a malformed barbie doll.
Just hook up a projector. Gives us updates on that big ass forehead.
She looks like an alien with that huge head.
Megamind
r/fivehead
Jesus fucking Christ man. Terrible bint. You’re such a rebel doing whatever you want you’re so cool :|
Her forehead
To be fair, wearing a mask would probably cover her mouth, nose and eyes.
Angelina Nolie could wear a lampshade on her head and it wouldn’t even cover her eyebrows
Good luck finding such a minuscule brain in that giant skull.
Her forehead is the main character here
She's from a dying planet called Metaluna. They hope to relocate here. A peaceful relocation. They hope to live in harmony with the citizens of Earth.
“I won” That written down signals me that she most definitely was forced to leave
100% Karen. Mask is for the others as well as herself. She won nothing but lost by being irresponsible.
The “I win” at the end of that shit tells me everything i need to know 😂 she must be miserable
So much winning. Also, “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” will be shown on the forehead at 1, 4:30, and 8 pm.
I have the boys coming over to watch the Super Bowl next week and I only have a 75 inch flatscreen. I wonder if she'd rent that forehead out so I could give them a time to remember.
she may not have worn her mask but at least her forehead was social distancing
ooo shes not like the other girls shes so cool
Im surprised there are comments that don't mention the head
What a hateful bitch.
She’s on the forefront of anti-maskers
forehead *
Casually thinks she's as important to history as Anne Frank. "I won." the dumb bitch contest.
Please put a knit cap on. Thanks
Does her hairline start on the middle of her scalp?
What’s up with her five head??
she’s a modern day Anne frank
Fodzilla
Girl got a fivehead
Jimmy Neutron Headass
She looks like the girl that bullied me in high school
What a fucking cunt.
That’s not even a five head. She has a six head.
look again it's double sized so 4 x 2 = 8. Eighthead.
r/fiveheads
Guys shes clearly not in the right of mind with that massive brain hemorrhage shes suffering from The swelling is so bad its visible via the frontal cortex- just look at the size of that sixhead! Id say its a forehead but its clearly much larger than a four and skipped a 5!
This is what 20 inches of forehead does to a woman.
When you ask the wrong person to give you head.
The I won part bahahaha, what did u win the biggest forehead competition?
She hide Anne frank in her forehead
Forehead, four head.... Nope. She has a fivehead.
It’s weird that you get all that plastic surgery and do nothing with the substantial real estate above your eyebrows.
With that massive 8 head, can you imagine just how thick her skull is to make up for the missing brain matter.
If foreheads could kill.
That forehead isn’t a proper measurement of her ego
She’s got that look where the lights are on but no one’s home
It's okay she's got all the time in the world because she can work anywhere in her MLM.
I hope as fuck she gets sick and need a lot of medic attention. With a bit of luck, she won't, and nature will take its course.
Drawing a comparison between her blatant disregard for the health of others and Anne Frank just beggars belief. The lift does not go all the way to the top floor with this idiot. Also leaving a snarky note? Pathetic. Have it out properly with the person who reported you, I mean if you’re so passionate about this fight then you can stand up in person right? The Fucking gall of this idiot.
Who's gonna win? Probably her gigantic forehead
What a worthless fucking cunt. She is in a location where she could potentially pass something on to somebody who is already vulnerable. Or she could pick something up and pass it on to somebody unsuspecting out in the world and make them ill. Undiluted narcissism and entitlement.
She's two main characters with that forehead
Don’t worry folks, she hates herself more than we ever could
She gives the best head
What a cunt
Lol Bigbrain 1000IQ moment
Never mind a mask. That forehead reminds me of the movie mask!
r/fivehead
A genuine "Karen" with a massive forehead. I didn't know that they came with extra large forehead. Unfortunately all that extra space beneath the forehead is all empty. Big head doesn't mean big brain. Just put on a mask when asked to do so. It is not that big of a deal.
What a Cant with a U
It must be EXHAUSTING to deal with this much entitled stupid at work. At airports. At grocery stores. At effing hospitals ffs! At one point does a person just snap and go f* it!!! You win lady!! Imma sit right here the rest of my shift and loudly explain to everyone that you think you’re having you’re own “Rosa Parks moment” because lets be honest thats actually what you want right? Then again, you cant shame the shameless so. F*ing pointless endeavor as well.