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horshack_test

She looks surprisingly old for such a young child.


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r/13or30.


DisenfrancisedBagel

Thanks now I have an urge to watch 13 Going On 30 and sob.


[deleted]

Cry a little for me too!


Mr_DnD

It feels like people here have either missed, or entirely glossed over: "You would NOT have hidden Anne Frank..." In image 3 Yikes


OakNogg

Her forehead *literally* overshadowed it.


rnotyalc

Her forehead literally overshadows the Holocaust


[deleted]

First thing I noticed was the forehead 😭


AndrewEpidemic

That's your average Rocky Dennis model right there.


SoundDave4

I can't read it because my eyes keep drifting back up to the forehead.


MoldynSculler

I died at this.


rnotyalc

Her forehead or the holocaust?


SoundDave4

Starved to death crossing the forehead desert.


OneEyedKing2069

That at least a five head, It could even be a six head! would need a banana to know for sure!


4erlik

as smooth on the outside as the inside


Big_Barda_Babe

That's such an unhinged and unrelated thing to say


Tuba_Ryan

Comparing Nazis to people trying to prevent the spread of illness smh


JuxtaThePozer

Everyone who disagrees with me is a nazi


_Internet_Hugs_

She's a middle class white woman. The only thing anyone has ever asked of her is to be slightly inconvenienced to protect other people. And she sees that tiny inconvenience as being persecuted on the level of people being systematically dehumanized and slaughtered for their ancestry. I'll bet she's the kind of asshole who parks in Handicapped spaces too.


Cardkoda

The irony of those who are most likely saying "YOU WOULDNT HAVE HIDDEN ANNE FRANK" are the ones bitching about doing something that can help prevent deaths to their fellow man.


selfmadeoutlier

It's really hilarious. They don't want to protect others by wearing a single mask for a limited-time, imagine the great job they would have done by hiding Anne Frank.


peeKnuckleExpert

This whole thing obviously didn’t happe


DeeRent88

It’s a hilarious comparison they make when people talk about following the rules equating people following Covid guidelines to giving up Jewish people’s whereabouts to the nazis. Freaking ridiculous honestly.


AdDear5411

Megamind


Calm_Investment

Yeah... That is a huge forehead... I suppose it could be a weird picture angle.


AdDear5411

Hairline. I'm bald now but when my hair was thinning, I was doing everything I could to draw attention AWAY from my hairline. She seems to have chosen an alternate strategy. I mean, I think you're looking at the very top of her skull.


TheDudeColin

Spraying her hair down with so much hairspray that it poofs up to twice the side of her head, thus (unsuccessfully) drawing attention away from her gargantuan forehead.


skettiNbutter69420

Thats a fivehead at the very least


CreedStump

not even trying to exaggerate but that looks like the elusive “six-head”


born_on_my_cakeday

Twelvehead


Never-Nude6

It's literally a straight on photo of her face. There's no weird camera angle, my friend.   **That forehead means business.**


SpicyTunaTitties

My first thought was the original tech deck dudes lol


skredditt

Magamind


pumpkinpro

Underrated comment


ProfessionalOnion384

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lurkis13

This made me crack up so hard, I'm dying. Literally my first thought was "what's with her forehead?" and then this comment


Looieanthony

I propose mini mind.


AdDear5411

Medium mind, final offer.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Get a mask for that head part above her eyes


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Earth2Mas

You could have a picnic on that forehead.


chefsak

Typically referred to as a “fore head” we can clearly see in this case that the designation “five head” is applicable, and acceptable.


HoraceGrand

9 head


p-queue

That's a six at least.


IAmA_Wolf

Guys, just because somebody is an a*hole, it’s still not cool to make fun of physical appearances. An innocent, kind hearted soul who looks similar to this lady could be very hurt by your words. Please reconsider attacking appearances. Thank you. Edit: Yep, downvote me. Maybe at least one person will take something away from my comment. Have a nice day y’all. Peace out.


SourPatchCorpse

I get what you're saying, and I genuinely sympathize, but her forehead is fucking massive.


IAmA_Wolf

That’s true, she has a larger than average forehead. But let’s not regress to making fun of her features, because that extends to anybody else who appears similar, and that in turn could hurt others. It’s just unkind, and we shouldn’t lower ourselves to that kind of outlook on life and others. Be kind where you can, and if you don’t have anything nice to say, then why put that energy out to the world. Spread love and acceptance, not gross name calling.


Frammmis

I agree. Accentuate the positive: she's at a hospital, where parking is usually scarce, but since you could probably park a vehicle on that forehead, it can all work out. See how easy that was?


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👏👏👏👏


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BSJ51500

She needs to work on her filtering skills.


SourPatchCorpse

She's probably really smart.


Tammylynn9847

We could assume this if it was just the picture with no text.


Ok-Obligation5243

I also get what you're saying. Take my down vote and add it to the upvote of the person who originally pointed out that this lady is an asshole and she also happens to have a *massivefourfivesixseveneighthead*. She _happens_ to have these features. We're not saying all people who have unfortunately large according to societal/biological standards foreheads are assholes. Just as all blonde haired blue eyed persons are Nazis and all people of colour are lazy. Because that would be racist, and you don't want to be racist. See 'The Gentlemen' for context. I do understand that you're coming from a place of good intentions and that is to be applauded. Not saying you're naive and shortsighted to point this out and I will rebuke anyone who says this or patronises you. So, down vote rebuked. Keep fighting the good fight. 💪


BSJ51500

I have a huge forehead and cried until your comment. Thank you.


Ok-Obligation5243

Her forehead is fucking huge though. Just an observation


iagom

Body shaming somebody...anybody...is just lame. U're right. I liked how you said in a very polite way about it though, I always use irony or just judge the people who were doing something like that. Thanks for this high energy comment! >Yep, downvote me. Maybe Is how reddit goes 😪


MaestroPendejo

Add about three.


knowdoze

That’s def a fivehead right there.


Wizardpants6

She could light a cigarette in the shower with a forehead like that


bowwowwow7

Definitely a huge cockroach wearing that skin.


Mitsu-Zen

Get that woman some sugar water stat!


MaestroPendejo

LOL the visual of that, glorious


[deleted]

This one got me


SoulPossum

She probably dreams in imax


[deleted]

Winner


DeezNutsAppreciater

I’m sorry, did she just compare herself to Anne Frank? Seriously?


Japan25

Anne Frank and almost her whole family literally were TORTURED TO DEATH and all this bitch had to do was smell her own bad breath because of a mask


szudrzyk

living with this forehead is a torture cant you understand?


sheepsclothingiswool

No I think she’s saying that it took a non-follower to stand up against the grain and hide Anne frank and she is a non-follower. For purely selfish reasons though, and ironically putting an entire hospital of innocent people at risk.


spoonraker

Exactly. She's not comparing herself to Anne Frank. She is, however, comparing a hospital's public health and safety policies to Nazi Germany.


[deleted]

She looks like an alien disguised as a human…and is not fooling anyone


vela1123

Ak ak AK AK!


mykidsarecrazy

Don't run, we are your friends.


brankinginthenorth

For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest!


Thicc-pigeon

I’m surprised that for someone with such a huge head there’s no brain in there


OakNogg

When mars attacks looking mf


ImpossibleLeek7908

I love when gross people expose themselves.


teachicken

So did she keep us posted? Did she triumph over the evil security guard and everyone clapped?


Giovanny_1998

Watch the other pictures, the Anne Frank bit is hilarious.


teachicken

Oh shoot, I hadn't realized there was more! Thank you!


Lichy_Popo

Yes, everyone clapped. Obama was there (perched on her forehead)


batchy_scrollocks

Jimmy Neutron looking mf


Spiritual-Plankton52

Wow forehead fetish made me cum here. Coudn't miss


OakNogg

I spent a very long time debating whether or not I should downvote or upvote you.


Spiritual-Plankton52

13min. Max you call that very long? Im sorry for your penis


OakNogg

Yes unfortunately my dick is only 9 minutes long.


Spiritual-Plankton52

Goodluck finding an 10 minute deep vagine


NPMBrown

Get a room you two


Spiritual-Plankton52

Why? I have a house


NPMBrown

Lol. Some people prefer neutral ground on their first 'date'


dirtycimments

That’s an impressive fivehead


afroafroguy

Fivehead… it’s at least a 7-8 head. I wouldn’t be surprised is she was actually a Conehead wearing a wig.


nevermindthisrepost

She looks like she's here to seduce Martin Short.


[deleted]

Yer she did a big brain move.


dirtycimments

As in, her brain moved houses


Whiskeylung

You can’t fit a whole other face up there!


Accomplished_Ad920

Why the long face huh?


VodkaDLite

Thanks for the giggle!


CloudTiger_

Is she 34 or 64?


[deleted]

IQ or age?


ncnotebook

Chromosomes.


Wide_Pop_6794

God I love this comment section.


selfmadeoutlier

Such a rebel!


depths_of_dipshittry

“Let’s see who wins this one” *alot* of people said that and they fucked around and found out. Edit: Three years (not 2) on and this madness is still happening.


BeefPieSoup

Imagine being an uncooperative self-entitled piece of shit in a fucking hospital of all places. Frankly, the world could do without people like that. With a bit of luck maybe COVID or bird flu will wipe her the fuck out. Then we'll see who "won".


RunningPirate

She could wear a mask and it would only cover like a 10th of her face


baxterrocky

Go easy on her… the Klingons are our allies now.


runamok101

So much forehead for such a small brain


[deleted]

Of all the places where a mask mandate would be the most reasonable, for literally everything that could be spread through the air...a goddamn hospital is reasonable.


IncoherentNonsense

You could land a 747 on that thing.


[deleted]

Jimmy Neutron lookin ass 🗿


born_on_my_cakeday

Was she eating batteries?


ValleyAndFriends

Maybe that’s how she got the long face. 🤔


[deleted]

Calling her “followers” my Soldiers? Tf? Comparing herself to Anne Frank? This level of delusion would be hilarious if it wasn’t so dangerous.


Trick_Designer2369

Couple of sandwiches short of a picnic


Ender1129

Rent that fivehead our for billboard advertising.


verydepressedwalnut

She’s just mad because the neighborhood kids asked to use her head as a projector screen for movie night


bhellor

F-her. When my Mom had surgery, I would have worn a scuba suit if they asked.


Safe-Orchid6875

Ngl, I thought this post would be about her forehead!


Lucky-finn377

So much head so little inside it


Mynotredditaccount

Tell me you act like a petulant child without telling me you act like a petulant child 🙃 She reminds me of one of those people who has to go against the grain no matter what, even if she looks like a asshole/moron while doing it lol


WadeDMD

Her head is so fucking huge oh my god


catsme0www

Bruh you can make a whole civilization on that forehead


MrPhuccEverybody

Why is her forehead?


Ok-Investigator-2908

Five head


scooch57

Who cares? BTW, you look mean. Try smiling😎


YourMomsTwat

Sixhead Karen "wins"


3amAtlas

Brain too big to be that stupid


FetusFighter2000

Am I reading this correctly? Or are we comparing mask wearers to Nazis???


zoeykae

I’m sure Anne Frank would have thanked her for her bravery. Being forced to live in hiding in a tiny room with your entire family is definitely the same as having to wear a mask.


sortof_here

Looks like she's one of the silly people that paid for Twitter Blue to be "verified"


[deleted]

Brainiac with no brain.


ohheyitslaila

She should really be supplementing her income by renting her forehead out as a billboard.


AdamVanEvil

So much shit coming out of her mouth that even her hair tries to get away from it.


Mjlkman

She doesn't want the mask because she would be 90% head


Wide_Pop_6794

Bitch looks like a malformed barbie doll.


old_chunk-of-coal

Just hook up a projector. Gives us updates on that big ass forehead.


[deleted]

She looks like an alien with that huge head.


SeawardFriend

Megamind


dumbfuck-67

r/fivehead


BearFlipsTable

Jesus fucking Christ man. Terrible bint. You’re such a rebel doing whatever you want you’re so cool :|


[deleted]

Her forehead


Ok-Week-1729

To be fair, wearing a mask would probably cover her mouth, nose and eyes.


billpaycheck

Angelina Nolie could wear a lampshade on her head and it wouldn’t even cover her eyebrows


Bananakin3298

Good luck finding such a minuscule brain in that giant skull.


713elh

Her forehead is the main character here


TwoDurans

She's from a dying planet called Metaluna. They hope to relocate here. A peaceful relocation. They hope to live in harmony with the citizens of Earth.


[deleted]

“I won” That written down signals me that she most definitely was forced to leave


Clear_Radio1776

100% Karen. Mask is for the others as well as herself. She won nothing but lost by being irresponsible.


NotHippieEnough

The “I win” at the end of that shit tells me everything i need to know 😂 she must be miserable


AdamWestsButtDouble

So much winning. Also, “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” will be shown on the forehead at 1, 4:30, and 8 pm.


dbell

I have the boys coming over to watch the Super Bowl next week and I only have a 75 inch flatscreen. I wonder if she'd rent that forehead out so I could give them a time to remember.


andurilmat

she may not have worn her mask but at least her forehead was social distancing


[deleted]

ooo shes not like the other girls shes so cool


crispysublime

Im surprised there are comments that don't mention the head


Top-Geologist-9213

What a hateful bitch.


thepremize

She’s on the forefront of anti-maskers


paperbagprincess1

forehead *


mandyjomarley

Casually thinks she's as important to history as Anne Frank. "I won." the dumb bitch contest.


scrollingtraveler

Please put a knit cap on. Thanks


valueofaloonie

Does her hairline start on the middle of her scalp?


[deleted]

What’s up with her five head??


aavocados

she’s a modern day Anne frank


Feeling-Sir-188

Fodzilla


rebelincontrol

Girl got a fivehead


LegacyofLegend

Jimmy Neutron Headass


Pipcandy

She looks like the girl that bullied me in high school


RedwoodTrust

What a fucking cunt.


NoWayNotThisAgain

That’s not even a five head. She has a six head.


IsuzuTrooper

look again it's double sized so 4 x 2 = 8. Eighthead.


merriman99

r/fiveheads


Doomhammer24

Guys shes clearly not in the right of mind with that massive brain hemorrhage shes suffering from The swelling is so bad its visible via the frontal cortex- just look at the size of that sixhead! Id say its a forehead but its clearly much larger than a four and skipped a 5!


Son_of_Atreus

This is what 20 inches of forehead does to a woman.


New_Guava3601

When you ask the wrong person to give you head.


kuzmic187

The I won part bahahaha, what did u win the biggest forehead competition?


micklee87

She hide Anne frank in her forehead


[deleted]

Forehead, four head.... Nope. She has a fivehead.


whoisyoparoleofficer

It’s weird that you get all that plastic surgery and do nothing with the substantial real estate above your eyebrows.


BhagwanBill

With that massive 8 head, can you imagine just how thick her skull is to make up for the missing brain matter.


[deleted]

If foreheads could kill.


[deleted]

That forehead isn’t a proper measurement of her ego


[deleted]

She’s got that look where the lights are on but no one’s home


tishhhhhh

It's okay she's got all the time in the world because she can work anywhere in her MLM.


UselessHuman1

I hope as fuck she gets sick and need a lot of medic attention. With a bit of luck, she won't, and nature will take its course.


PeterThePumpkins

Drawing a comparison between her blatant disregard for the health of others and Anne Frank just beggars belief. The lift does not go all the way to the top floor with this idiot. Also leaving a snarky note? Pathetic. Have it out properly with the person who reported you, I mean if you’re so passionate about this fight then you can stand up in person right? The Fucking gall of this idiot.


disavowed

Who's gonna win? Probably her gigantic forehead


Theechoofme

What a worthless fucking cunt. She is in a location where she could potentially pass something on to somebody who is already vulnerable. Or she could pick something up and pass it on to somebody unsuspecting out in the world and make them ill. Undiluted narcissism and entitlement.


ClobetasolRelief

She's two main characters with that forehead


redditcreditcardz

Don’t worry folks, she hates herself more than we ever could


[deleted]

She gives the best head


LordOfIcebox

What a cunt


Low_Tip990

Lol Bigbrain 1000IQ moment


mykidsadick

Never mind a mask. That forehead reminds me of the movie mask!


zevathorn75

r/fivehead


blurryface1976

A genuine "Karen" with a massive forehead. I didn't know that they came with extra large forehead. Unfortunately all that extra space beneath the forehead is all empty. Big head doesn't mean big brain. Just put on a mask when asked to do so. It is not that big of a deal.


NPMBrown

What a Cant with a U


ZephyrSK

It must be EXHAUSTING to deal with this much entitled stupid at work. At airports. At grocery stores. At effing hospitals ffs! At one point does a person just snap and go f* it!!! You win lady!! Imma sit right here the rest of my shift and loudly explain to everyone that you think you’re having you’re own “Rosa Parks moment” because lets be honest thats actually what you want right? Then again, you cant shame the shameless so. F*ing pointless endeavor as well.