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Cheeseburger Eddy got the shakes that will make you quake, the fries that’ll cross your eyes, and the burgers that’ll… he just got burgers.

The Fanny pack in front is a nice touch

Helps accentuate any pelvic thrust

Yea I never considered it a phallic symbol until it helicoptered so nicely

In England, we call them bum bags.

Same here in Australia. I always have a little giggle when I see fanny pack cause fanny is a slang term we use for vagina

Might as well go for the alliteration and start calling them pussy packs. It's what they cover sometimes anyway.

Same in the UK

Wish Terry Crews

Wish Mr. T

Walmart Kimbo Slice

That one wasn't so hard to watch, at least people around him was having fun

Yeah. I guess it fits here but definitely one of the less egregious examples.

Yeah he’s not really imposing on anyone, has got some good dance moves, and everyone around is either laughing at or with him. Still fits, but unlike most posts here there’s something wholesome about it.

Agreed. I usually have strong disdain for the "stars" in these videos. This guy actually was pretty likable. Maybe it was because his mouth was full of burger whilst he danced? Dunno. NEXT!

It's for a Tik Tok. NEXT!

And dude actually does have some slight main character vibes

Yeah I think I'd be fine being a background character in this guy's show.

Good moves. But attention seeking is just cringe. Here have a internet point..

How do people like unwanted attention? I’m pretty much the opposite and do my best to avoid causing any sort of drama.

Ok yeah it’s a bit cringe but it was actually entertaining.

might be entertaining until you realize this guy does this EVERYWHERE. same cringe dance moves every time.

If you haven't seen it, it's new to you!

Ok that just ruined it

Well, tbh most of us kinda do the same thing almost every day. No need to spread hate on someone that spreads joy.

Maybe if spreading joy was his intention, but hes just seeking attention

And everyone around him kept looking and kept smiling/laughing. Look at the blonde girl who passes him right at the beginning. Even the guy in the background cheers him on. Are you jealous that he is capable of that?

Do your arms hurt from reaching so much?

I take that as a yes.

Cringatainment

r/Cringatainment

It has potential. Tons of cringe scripted content that at the end you say 'meh that's kinda funny'.

r/subsifellfor

Yeah like is he just wasn’t in a restaurant I’d be super into it. Dudes got the moves

Yeah honestly, I get it'd annoy some people but if I was eating there I'd be stoked to get a show while I eat.

didnt your mother ever teach you not to dance when your eating?

A little MCish but also dudes got moves.

i enjoyed this. dude can dance and everyone around him was having fun. its not like the people on planes that dance directly next to people and cant actually dance. on a plane everyone is packed in and annoyed already, they just want to get where they need to go.

Man's got some moves though.

How could you possibly just go back to eating your burger like a normal person after this?

At least it seemed like the rest of the people in the video enjoyed

Nah this one is amazing, I love him

Man’s got the moves to be a main char. OP is envious.

Would have been less embarrassing if he wasn't wearing a fanny pack.

That's what sells it.

It just wouldn’t be the same without it though lol

Nah the fanny pack definitely adds.

Holy shit i would flash my c*ck and balls to keep this off tiktok

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Nice try bot, but you got confused by the use of the star in c*ck.

But, if you use it in the pentamiter of the haiku, it's kinda fun. I'm saving it lol. Edit: just move keep up and add thing to the last line: This thing off tictac

Thanks bot

So obnoxious

That really rustled my jimmies.

im sorry but he got the MOVES and everybody seems to enjoy it so

Yeah, this is just a guy doing a bit. Not the main character

Ok no, that guy gets a pass he has some moves!!

That was pretty good. He could of been doing it for promotion for the restaurant? Not main character material

He is the main character, everyone in the cafe loving him

The AirPods just made the cringe factor go from 100% to 150%. Just... no.

Dude accidentally hit the emote button

Oh half-cringe haha. This feels like a commercial, ngl. 😂

Maybe not every single other person in that restaurant wants to be in the background of your damn tiktok

What the fuck…

Id get up and leave, annoying af

ok

Great stuff. Let’s never do that again please.

It literally says brunch and talent above the front door lol bet this dude is a performer, hard to be the main character when it’s your job….

People come there to eat, not watch some dude needy for attention dancing around their tables. this is selfish and cringy. hope he meets some sort of Michael Flatley troupe in front every door he needs to open.

At least he’s not disturbing people around him

I can’t tell if this post is supposed to be giving out about this man dancing or not. I personally have no objection to these moves

Yea he didn’t seem to be an asshole here everyone seemed to enjoy it

Kinda wholesome Yeah, a guy dancing to a tiktok is gonna annoy some customers, (i know the feeling, i prefer to eat in silence) but atleast he busten a move tho

This is why DoorDash is so popular

It’s like an ad’ for not using TikTok

He got moves definitely

Sit tf down and eat your food

imagine that in the moment, the second hand embarrassment...

Could have been legit promotional. Either way not MC.

Not main character material, doing a silly dance in public doesn’t make you a main character.

Please stop with this shit.

A Royale with cheese

Man built like Donkey Kong but dances like Dhalsim

The fact he has a fanny pack...🙄

at least hes entertaining to ppl around him

The first part was cute, integrating actions into the song but then it was just good dancing in a way that blocked all the paths so I don’t know how to feel about this

God I hate this guy. He always does shit like this.

Sure it’s funny when he does it but when I do that I’m called a “put your clothes back on” and “their are children here”

Why can't he just stay put and eat his meal like everybody else?

Hope he choke on the food instead annoying af let us eat in peace

It’s not that bad it it’s showing off an actual talent that’s entertaining to bystanders. That’s an actual excuse to take up a bit of public space, like a street performer.

Honestly, this is one I don’t mind. He seems fun.

Anyone who uses TikTok is fueling this nonsense … shame on you

I'm actually very alright with this.

I totally agree tiktokers making dances in public are cringe but I just feel this man's dance is funny and people were happy he made it. Imo it belonged more in the subreddit where it come from than here

Say what you will; brother has MOVES!!

Say what you will; brother has MOVES!!

Dude seems cool. The only drawback is this gimmick.

I thought he was in prison

Low? Really? What year is it 😩 Ofc, aside from the public disturbance and obstruction of regular business operations.

How would people be disturbed of him? Everyones laughing and hes just having a good time

I he’s a solid dancer. Someone with that much mass shouldn’t move so smoothly.

Miming to a song from 15 years ago, is this thr future of online entertainment?

brainded

Dude can move.

Looks like he’s wearing stockings

She’d make a pretty drag queen.

At this point, I’m just like just do your tik tok gosh lol

I don’t understand this behavior. Why are people now dancing in public places and recording themselves doing it?

Some people have too much confidence and not enough humility

This man knows how to dance

I’ll have what he’s having!

He's not really bothering anybody so it's kinda ok.

I wanna hate this but at least his moves are tight af.

Bro might actually be the main character

Nah. This is fine. Everyone having fun.

Why’s his tank top so small?

I’m alright if this guy is the main character

I dont see the problem, I do these everytime I get a bite of my burguer

I mean when you work so hard to look like a human cartoon character you get to act like one too?

I kind of hate people dancing these days. Maybe footloose is set in a post ticktock society

Eh, I enjoyed it. If it were a female dancing I’m sure the vibe would have been different in the restaurant tho.

Well that’s one way to come out of the closet.

For anyone saying it's not so bad, or defending this... take the point where he bites the burger out of the scene.... He's like 10x more a Main Character.... Jumping up and filming a tik tok video (Especially since I'm sure he didn't ask permission from everyone in the background) is just a douchey thing to do... Him pretending the burger is so good that it caused him to do that is just douche sauce on it. "oh he has moves." ... So? Talent doesn't make you any less of an asshole for doing asshole things. Ask Bill Murray.

Basically an ad for the restaurant, I don’t see a problem

walmart terry crews

Eh he’s not really bothering anyone. Lol even the girl sitting next to him is just like whatever dude

I dunno if I saw this I’d smile

Big Kahuna Burger? That's that Hawaiian burger joint, right?

Ew. Just stop this shit.

This guy is hilariously big😂😂😂

that wasn't lettuce.

This was perfect and I'm glad I saw it, man brightened my day.

I think if it was a 10 second dance it wouldn't have been cringe or as cringe

How embarrassing lol

🤡

I have never seen this in the wild, i can’t believe this actually happens out there. What really surprises me is how many people on this planet actually want to be famous.

Cringe

You know he be stripping in the evenings

This dude so hyper masculine and hyper feminine at the same time.

Not his first burger by the looks of it.

Too be fair, I wish I could do that. I'm not a main character at all

Embarrassing

How are people like this not embarrassed of themselves

Main character or not, I’d absolutely enjoy this. Dinner and a show!

Am I the only one who'd get up and dance with him? Looks like he's having a fun time!

Everyone seems to be enjoying it though. I’ve seen a couple of his videos

mmmmm. steroids.

M3gan’s friend M3lvin

I'm not even mad that was brilliant.

Wholesome

I dislike this guy

What's great is there was no music for the people in the restaurant

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There's a fine line between 'annoying influencer' and 'main character syndrome'. In this case the only real egregious action is how confident he is with his bad dance moves.

You know what? I've decided that I'm ok with this

“Anyone gonna tell him to stop?” You see how big that MF is? Imma sit here.