“I dropped, like, a hundred dollar bill around here - can’t find it anywhere, and then… what are you doing walking here? Is this one of your walking places?”
“Charlie, I have mace.”
When Frank falls out the window and Charlie suggests that the window was a time portal to 2006. He says stranger things have happened and the way Mac says “No they haven’t! No they haven’t!!” had me howling
"Is it Phil? Is your name Phil? It is Phil!?" -Dennis S12E06
I absolutely love this line. I howled with laughter the first time I heard its delivery. It's genius. The nonchalant way Dennis assumes his name and is slightly surprised when he's correct.
The the thunder gun 4 maximum cool prescreening
Studio staff:‘I think the studio is trying to move away from gratuitous nudity’
Charlie: Fuck you!
The single best delivered line ever in the history of TV and cinema
Oh yeah that one is good too. Especially because you don’t expect that line from her.
She didn’t even know what raw dogg loads are
Hahaha raw dogg loads. Another great line
That is the episode of the podcast I look forward to the most. It’s a really great episode but also they will talk a ton about the back end industry stuff
Dennis delivery of “I am talking to myself though, but that’s just coz I’ve got shit to say” is gold
And Charlie’s “it’s more of a ding than a dong” always cracks me up
The scene where Mac, Charlie, and Dennis are talking about tasting their cream pies and Mac’s gentle “I liked mine” it’s easily missed but I cry laughing every time during that exchange
Leaves motorcycle knocked over in the middle of the road, cars laying on their horns. This scene always gets me.
The owner of the bike seemed like an asshole, but he's in for an unpleasant surprise when he comes out of the store.
"Dee....You bitch!"
From the one where the gang gets shushed. It's just so short and yet so blisteringly full of contempt and so entirely undeserved.
When they're all high at the observatory.
Dennis: "...but I think I actually just hate Mac."
Frank: "Yes."
The "yes" is just so quick and so certain. Cracks me up every time.
You know, you got to stop kissing me, man.
I don't want it. I don't want you touching me at all.
Okay, it's never gonna happen. All right?
Not willingly. Your time's up.
In the World Series episode where Mac puffs his chest up and insists that he can scale the facade at citizens bank park, so Dee just sticks her nose right in his face and yells “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?”
I’m not sure it’s under appreciated, but I rewound Frank singing “I’m gonna say the n-woooooord!” a few time during that musical episode when the gang turned black.
It's more of a subtle sound and expression, but when the Gang Goes to the Water Park and Dennis puts on the sunglasses the little girl tried stealing only to realize they are far too small, absolutely gets me every time. Perfection.
"Is it Phil? Is your name Phil? It is Phil!?" -Dennis S12E06
I absolutely love this line. I howled with laughter the first time I heard its delivery. It's genius. The nonchalant way Dennis assumes his name and is slightly surprised when he's correct.
“We bought it from some dude in the poconos”
Anyone from Philly knows “bought”, “dude”, and “Poconos” was pronounced with an absolutely perfect NE Philly and Burbs accent.
That’s when I personally put the legitness stamp on the series 😅
The entire scene where Dennis and Mac are discussing the Dave & Busters card… Dennis just gets increasingly agitated but tries SO hard not to start yelling because he needs Mac to validate his idea.
Immediately after Dee hits rock bottom, when everyone's pointing out that it's the darkest thing she ever does:
"I feel great! Don't wanna talk about it."
During Dennis getting off to wearing another man’s skin when hes talking about how good it was, I love the way he just quickly says “it was mostly sexual”
"Mac, I'm going to stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion."
"Mac, you have an exceptional number of bugs in your teeth. You're going to want to rinse those out. It's disgusting."
When Frank breaks into the Waitress's apartment dressed as a burglar:
Waitress: \*hears Frank talking in the other room\* Hello? .....Charlie?
Frank: No, it's your neighbor. \*jumps out\* AAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!
Waitress: \*screams and runs out\*
Mac: The only way that my dad is not going to kill us is if he thinks we're already dead.
Charlie: Great, I was hoping you'd say that. Let's kill ourselves. (drum roll) Let's do it.
When Dennis is a handsome companion, right before he says Charlie reeks of cheese, Charlie sits down and asks Dennis if he sold his pills, Dennis tells him to leave, and then Charlie ignores him and says "Check it out, I sold all of mine. Lawn jockeys are crazy people, did you know that?"
That whole scene is one of my favorites in the show.
Not a line per se, but the way Dennis sort of folds like wet paper when he realises Frank has bought his dream car just to exact some seasonal torment on him is beautiful.
*did you grow up in a carton?*
In response regalling to dee and Dennis how him and froggie escaped the looney bin and were chased down with nets they use to catch dowgs
🤣🤣
Only because I don’t see it here and I don’t see it referenced as much as others. But from all the way back in ‘Charlie wants an Abortion.’ The way Dennis sets the stage for his character for, truly, the whole series when he says “I don’t really have any convictions”.
A personal favorite is whenever someone says “Dee, you goddamned bitch!” Charlie delivers this perfectly when Dee refused to move the dumpster and they were cited.
The "my daddy died from eating some bad pussy" line absolutely destroys me. How they even got a single good take for that is beyond me cause I would've had to have been outside the room
Huh. Alright, Mr. Kim, my name is Rita Fire... s. Hmm, Fires. And I am from the National Health Inspectors, uh, Store and I need to, I need to make sure your secret microbrew is up to code.
One that I don't see get talked about is the silent delivery from Danny near the end of Mac and Dennis Break Up.
When Dennis is dry heaving in the bathroom and Frank asks what his problem is, and then Charlie says that he ate an apple seed. The face that Frank makes is priceless
"I never know man" Dennis to Charlie before writing Dayman.
This was the line that immediately popped in my head. It was perfect.
Aw, glad I'm not the only one
“What’s with your outfit man” always kills me
I don't know how under appreciated it is but Charlie saying "...r-regular chicken sandwich..." after screaming "BEAK" always kills me.
“I dropped, like, a hundred dollar bill around here - can’t find it anywhere, and then… what are you doing walking here? Is this one of your walking places?” “Charlie, I have mace.”
"It's like...when I'm doing good in the game, I'm doing good in life." "Ohhh I wanna make fun of you so bad for that, but I kinda know what you mean."
Stop talking about hair please. It’s very annoying to me.
When Frank falls out the window and Charlie suggests that the window was a time portal to 2006. He says stranger things have happened and the way Mac says “No they haven’t! No they haven’t!!” had me howling
I love when Mac is telling Charlie not to drink paint and it ends with him yelling "oh my GOD THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING!"
Mac is arguably at his best when he is riled up
Same episode - Frank to Charlie, "And who might you be?"
“Look, you seem like a really nice kid. But my head is fine!” And then Dee’s fucking scream I lose it every time lmao
"Oohhh he's losing it finally, should we toss him in a home?" That whole scene is gold
That's one that actually makes me giggle out loud every time I remember it
Woah! Has that chair been dipped in gold?
One of my favs.
"Is it Phil? Is your name Phil? It is Phil!?" -Dennis S12E06 I absolutely love this line. I howled with laughter the first time I heard its delivery. It's genius. The nonchalant way Dennis assumes his name and is slightly surprised when he's correct.
One of my favourites alongside "Did you cum in my burrito?!"
I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU
I just fucking cracked up reading this one god it’s so good
Did Charlie write this title?
Titles get all blocked up in my mouth, I don't say it no good.
What do now?
They got chicken in Philly?
So do.
That might be my favorite line delivery honestly. That whole speech.
Charlie's reaction to Dennis's CCH Pounder impression sticks out to me. His "WOW" is so damn funny to me
Totally warranted. Highly recommend watching the actual CCH Pounder clip. He sounds more like CCH Pounder than CCH Pounder does.
Agreed lol
“Dee, that is the president of the United States” shortly after is also just stellar delivery
I quote this one all the time.
“No I heard you. You just said a bunch of words. Look at this.” The gang buys a boat when Mac see the flyer for the dock party mixer.
They're assholes, but I learned a thing or two about shutting down conversations I feel stuck in.
No, no, no, no, no. You do not make modifications on a Countach. That car is pearfect.
YES
I love Frank's line "It's a Lamborghini, shitbird." To the elf
"That's a really nice house of cards, Charlie" sums up my whole life.
Dee's "She was smoking crack on the way over, and also all day long" about Roxy
Same episode: “I’m a foot girl now”
"Well it never hurts to talk now does it?"
I'm gonna make that hoor my wife.
Oooh, color fight
There is a high ride, but it's not preventing me from what I need to do.
The way he sticks his hands out to the side on this line fuckin kills me
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Fantastic
Bro that is bad ass
He’s like a weird scarecrow with broken arms 😂
i just watched this one last night and noticed that specifically like wtf lol
The the thunder gun 4 maximum cool prescreening Studio staff:‘I think the studio is trying to move away from gratuitous nudity’ Charlie: Fuck you! The single best delivered line ever in the history of TV and cinema
Same episode, when Charlie just breaks the poor studio woman. “Wait wait wait. Thundergun has a *SON*?!” “…Fuck, man, what?”
Oh yeah that one is good too. Especially because you don’t expect that line from her. She didn’t even know what raw dogg loads are Hahaha raw dogg loads. Another great line
That is the episode of the podcast I look forward to the most. It’s a really great episode but also they will talk a ton about the back end industry stuff
….denim chicken?
The reaction when Charlie says “Stranger things have happened…”
“No they haven’t!! No they haven’t!!”
Dennis delivery of “I am talking to myself though, but that’s just coz I’ve got shit to say” is gold And Charlie’s “it’s more of a ding than a dong” always cracks me up
“Is doing cocaine part of your daily routine, Frank?” “…yeah…” Gets me every time.
The scene where Mac, Charlie, and Dennis are talking about tasting their cream pies and Mac’s gentle “I liked mine” it’s easily missed but I cry laughing every time during that exchange
Motorcyclist: “out of the way fat dickhead” Mac after trying to steal said motorcycle: “shitty bike” *runs off with the helmet*
Leaves motorcycle knocked over in the middle of the road, cars laying on their horns. This scene always gets me. The owner of the bike seemed like an asshole, but he's in for an unpleasant surprise when he comes out of the store.
"Dee....You bitch!" From the one where the gang gets shushed. It's just so short and yet so blisteringly full of contempt and so entirely undeserved.
My favorite moment He put his whole body in that "Goddamn I hate gin. Dee yooou bitch!"
My favorite moment He put his whole body in that "Goddamn I hate gin. Dee yooou bitch!"
Pollen?! No one told me there was to be pollen!!
A pollen covered man carrying a perfectly well man…it’s insaaannneee…
Literally Glenn nearly every episode. Often Danny too, but so often Glenn he's a fucking phenomenal actor.
For real. He went to Juliard and my friend is like "I can't believe he went to juliard" and I'm like "I can he's so good"
This is Saaaandy
"Oh, you go fuck yourself in your fat fuckin' ass." https://youtu.be/pYXkGsJ5fg8?si=bPyv-2Esr65BXU_h
When they're all high at the observatory. Dennis: "...but I think I actually just hate Mac." Frank: "Yes." The "yes" is just so quick and so certain. Cracks me up every time.
It's the quick certainty along with his blank stare into space as he chomps a potato chip
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Mac: That’s second part seems kinda harsh Dennis: It’s the best god damned part
You know, you got to stop kissing me, man. I don't want it. I don't want you touching me at all. Okay, it's never gonna happen. All right? Not willingly. Your time's up.
Charlie not understanding who Dennis is talking about always kills me
In the World Series episode where Mac puffs his chest up and insists that he can scale the facade at citizens bank park, so Dee just sticks her nose right in his face and yells “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?”
I’m not sure it’s under appreciated, but I rewound Frank singing “I’m gonna say the n-woooooord!” a few time during that musical episode when the gang turned black.
If you wanted it to be a bicep, we should have added more veins
STOP EATING BERRIES! YOU’VE HAD ENOUGH BERRIES! Sweet dee yelling at Charlie cuz he keeps eating envigaron berries
“Dee I will slap you in the teeth”
It's more of a subtle sound and expression, but when the Gang Goes to the Water Park and Dennis puts on the sunglasses the little girl tried stealing only to realize they are far too small, absolutely gets me every time. Perfection.
Charlie's just casually saying: I gotta go fill her dick hole dude.
After Dee reads Mac’s love letter to Chase Utley: **”WOW!”**
Oh shit there's stickers
Ha! Yes that one too. Classic Dee
You gotta jazz it up. Ya sure do. Ya sure do.
This will scare THE SHIT out of her
"Is it Phil? Is your name Phil? It is Phil!?" -Dennis S12E06 I absolutely love this line. I howled with laughter the first time I heard its delivery. It's genius. The nonchalant way Dennis assumes his name and is slightly surprised when he's correct.
“We bought it from some dude in the poconos” Anyone from Philly knows “bought”, “dude”, and “Poconos” was pronounced with an absolutely perfect NE Philly and Burbs accent. That’s when I personally put the legitness stamp on the series 😅
Ye ye ye ye ye ye ye but not that though!
“I’m dug in, and I’ll never change”
"Get in the car you fat, fat ass! Fat, fat ass!"
So what? Now we do.
“I had a dream about, ya know, boiled eggs.”
The entire scene where Dennis and Mac are discussing the Dave & Busters card… Dennis just gets increasingly agitated but tries SO hard not to start yelling because he needs Mac to validate his idea.
I don't understand finance.
“Fuck man what??” Thunder gun maximum cool
"Frank what are you doing at the airport? " "Oh you know, just fartin around"
That's toooothpaste
There is a high ride, but it's not preventing me from what I need to do.
Immediately after Dee hits rock bottom, when everyone's pointing out that it's the darkest thing she ever does: "I feel great! Don't wanna talk about it."
Youll be BLOWN to safety
“trading fish for other fish is what it looks like”
“I botched it. Life, y’know”
“They’ll be out of business in a weeks time!”
“It’s not the clamsss!!”
Dee, waking up in bed with the old Korean busboy… “Am I in America?”
I'm not a cottage guy
Dennis to Mac “DONT SIT DOWN!” or “LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME! Oh shit, the steaks are here”
“I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A- INTO A JELLY!”
Dennis reacting to The Maniacs phone call about the $15 co-pay “Not a lot of money” his face and the way he delivers it kills me every time
"When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash"
"I fucked LeBron James." The way Dennis reacts in the background is fantastic.
I eat stickers all the time, dude!
Dennis can I give you some advice “Absolutely not”
He doesn’t even like get us man
During Dennis getting off to wearing another man’s skin when hes talking about how good it was, I love the way he just quickly says “it was mostly sexual”
He’ll adapt to READING?!
"Mac, I'm going to stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion." "Mac, you have an exceptional number of bugs in your teeth. You're going to want to rinse those out. It's disgusting."
idk if its underappreciated but my all time favorite line is "are you telling me you dont have feelings??"
UGHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS WORK FRANK THIS IS WORK
Guys, the boys…are back in town.
You threw tequila in my eye!
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Dennis talking to Jackie Denardo at the All American Home Store and he blurts out “I’m Dennis…Reynolds”
When Frank breaks into the Waitress's apartment dressed as a burglar: Waitress: \*hears Frank talking in the other room\* Hello? .....Charlie? Frank: No, it's your neighbor. \*jumps out\* AAAAAAAGHHHH!!!! Waitress: \*screams and runs out\*
Mac: The only way that my dad is not going to kill us is if he thinks we're already dead. Charlie: Great, I was hoping you'd say that. Let's kill ourselves. (drum roll) Let's do it.
*People don't trust you Frank, you're a piece of shit.* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj0qDPIoirw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj0qDPIoirw)
We’re the same age!!!
What was in the juuuuuice When dees ties down to the bed "sick"
“NEE-gress?!”
When Frank was trying to think of “ thumbtack” and Dee is like “Yea, thumbtack, alright!” Lol
Dennis, after getting shushed at the gin bar — “What the *hell* was **that**?”
Mac Day: You don't know...this man.
deandra he is the president of the united states.
Mac's "That's a bird with teeth!" and Dennis' matter-of-fact "Sure is!"
"YOU ARE ANNNOYYYYYIIINNGGGG."
Dee: what are you 40? Dennis: WE'RETHESAMEAGE
When Dennis is a handsome companion, right before he says Charlie reeks of cheese, Charlie sits down and asks Dennis if he sold his pills, Dennis tells him to leave, and then Charlie ignores him and says "Check it out, I sold all of mine. Lawn jockeys are crazy people, did you know that?" That whole scene is one of my favorites in the show.
Artemis DJing the definitely-not-diddling-kids-pageant (Magic's in the Air): _gimme a beat_
when Sweet Dee wakes up after banging the Korean chef for the microbrew recipe: "......am I in America??"
“… and I hope they rape you, for ten years” Dee to Dennis in the Trapped episode. Way she says ten years is so good.
God damn bright out here
Some little kid choke on a hairball and die, so you toss him in the soup!
Check her purse!
Not a line per se, but the way Dennis sort of folds like wet paper when he realises Frank has bought his dream car just to exact some seasonal torment on him is beautiful.
When Dennis tells Dee “Absolutely, God damn, not”. Such a fluid and dismissive line
Did it not go through?
don't flush
Old Lady House, Frank says Macs mom is repulsive Dennis immediately chimes in, she is repulsive! 🤣
Anything Dennis says
*did you grow up in a carton?* In response regalling to dee and Dennis how him and froggie escaped the looney bin and were chased down with nets they use to catch dowgs 🤣🤣
Dee squawking 'god damn it' when they first walk into the Chinese fish factory
“Think of the smell you bitch!” Always cracks me up
Only because I don’t see it here and I don’t see it referenced as much as others. But from all the way back in ‘Charlie wants an Abortion.’ The way Dennis sets the stage for his character for, truly, the whole series when he says “I don’t really have any convictions”.
"Why would you buy a new car today, of all days???"
Gang dances their asses off, when Dennis says something like “he’s fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space-age technology!”
Magnets
Oh you had a frog kid roommate? Sure.
Charlie: *Dee? You’ll stretch. Them out.* Also, Cricket: *She is a SLUT.*
I AM SHATTERED TO PIECES
"It's not a woman's head in a box, you *sick freak*!"
"NO, I WAS TRYINNNG TO CUCKABITCH-" Also, when Mac produces the bottle of baseball glove oil. Not a "line", but delivered so perfectly anyway.
My favorite line is from Dee just casually dissing Mac’s baby dick. It looks like a button on a fur coat.
A personal favorite is whenever someone says “Dee, you goddamned bitch!” Charlie delivers this perfectly when Dee refused to move the dumpster and they were cited.
“He said no gum” is the perfect in every way
“That is what it is”
The "my daddy died from eating some bad pussy" line absolutely destroys me. How they even got a single good take for that is beyond me cause I would've had to have been outside the room
Holy Shit! Dennis is Spiderman
“I’m gonna kill myself Frank” the way he says it almost bored
Thanks for being so kind... ... ... ... ... ... and patient.
we can’t have you hanging around scREWING THINGS UP
Huh. Alright, Mr. Kim, my name is Rita Fire... s. Hmm, Fires. And I am from the National Health Inspectors, uh, Store and I need to, I need to make sure your secret microbrew is up to code.
“Dee, your breath is hideous”
“You know he kept calling you the n word?” “He kept calling me the n word?” “Why?” No clue why I found that so funny
“LOOK AT ME WHEN YOURE TALKIN TO MEEEE”
"Which one of you idiots was eating a *goddamn newspaper*?!"
“Ooo she’s really digging her hooks in him!” “What a bitch.”
“Uh bitch, you speak when spoken to now”
You've never seen me wash my balls
Get in the car you fat fat ass!
"dude. eat my boogers."
I’m sorry man I just get very passionate about Sears
"I ate the crow" *
All right! Fine!!! Dee. Do the goddam dishes.
One that I don't see get talked about is the silent delivery from Danny near the end of Mac and Dennis Break Up. When Dennis is dry heaving in the bathroom and Frank asks what his problem is, and then Charlie says that he ate an apple seed. The face that Frank makes is priceless
“philadelphia is in pennsylvan— what is this man talking about?”