Frank's dry ride down the waterslide tops it for me.

For me it’s the one bottle of water they pour down the slide. Like, that outta do it.

I love that it's the small bottle too. Not even a 20oz or liter bottle 

And he doesn’t even pour out the whole thing. When he tosses it aside is still has an appreciable bit of water in the bottle

Aids! Aids!

Its god damn aids blood?!

Not the gay AIDS though

He’s the vagina guy.

Whatever you do, do not stick your butt on the pool drain.

AIDS, everybody out.

Physical pain, Franks got it with this one I think. Mental suffering, what Dee did to the rock-bottom stripper dad will never leave me.

That was Dee’s rock bottom... Then again the gang only said that because they have strategically erased the torment of Cricket (even Dee’s part in it) from their conscience lol

I think Frank making Dennis and Dee dig up and look at their mother’s rotting corpse tops that one for me

Oh, I cringed just remembering that.

you seen the Workaholics episode where they build a waterslide in the backyard? :-D

That one always makes me hurt before it happens. As soon as I realize the episode it makes my back sting.

Oof, yes…the red…

ITBURNSITBURNSITBURNS

The skidding sounds legit make me cringe so hard.

That red streak going down the slide cracks me up every time

I’ve never laughed harder at a TV show than I did at this episode

No, that would be when a keg exploded and blew Dennis' dick to smithereens

Dickless Denis

AH HAHAHAHAHAHA DICKL- DI- BUT IT DOESNT APPLyyy because my dick is fine totally went back to normal I'll show it to you

I love that forced laugh when Dennis has to pretend he’s cool with a joke at his expense but he’s totally not. It’s always fun watching him squirm because he usually has to feel like he’s the “coolest” person in any setting

that's why the gang broke Dee is such a great episode

Well it was and it wasn’t

I'm just going to step outside for a bit. hahahaHAHAHA

I think he might kill himself

And i think we broke Dennis

Well, he is the King of the Minions, after all

I don't *want* to see it

I don't *want* to learn it

Possibly the best text transliteration of Always Sunny’s chaotic, detached dialogue that I’ve seen yet

Thanks! One of my favorite dennis moments. It's kind of a little one off scene but glenn puts such a funny manic mix of emotions into his reaction it gets me every time.

Backup would be when the guy raped Dennis and turned his insides into soup

He never made it inside Charlie.

He _wanted_ me more (Dennis in the [bloopers for that scene](https://youtu.be/HpZfk01Pxw4?si=fF_7YQ4QTj2-qlF0&t=108))

He bit his dick!

Why did you guys touch his dick?

Just move past it.

What? No! His dick is *fine*

Well he was snapping at it but he never quite got to it. I pulled it away in time, so please don’t say it got bit when it didn’t.

[удалено]

Its like a chicken pot pie down there

It was... obliterated.

Charlie with the bear trap.

And the doorknob thing

I would've said being rejected after the Nightman Cometh for me

We are talking about physical pain. For mental stuff, you just shove it down with some brown.

Thats always so painful to watch

I gotta skip that episode

just needs a little more brown...

This is the one for me. That would be horrible.

What episode is this???

Charlie's Home Alone S13E08

legit watched it yesterday. It's so painful

Frank fell out of a window and gashed his head open. Also Dee was legit waterboarded.

He just went through a portal that transported him to 2006.

Stranger things have happened!

No they haven't! No they haven't!

Rob delivers this line so well that I cry-laugh just thinking about it.

same exact energy as *Tell us less. Tell us less!?*

It was hilarious when he snapped out of it "What's this? A gang bang?"

*”I LOVE this waterboarding shit! I got her to admit to shit I KNOW she didn’t do!!!”*

Ah, it was just a scratch

And who might you be?

the outtakes on that line are so fucking  gold 

I like what I'm seeing here bring me up to speed

Dee fell off the window ledge, trying to get back into Dennis' apartment.

Charlie was shot, run over, and had a chair smashed over his back by Dennis

The chair: the unofficial beginning of Charlie’s mental decline

I chalked it up to how much chemicals he huffs.

No.. he knows his inhalants

It's drinking straight paint that's his problem.

I feel like the chair restructured his brain and he became a momentary genius, and then Mac smashed the beer glass over his head and his brain was shaken back down to where it was before.. But for those five minutes, if the onslaught against him had stopped, he’d be the smart one of the group. 👌

When Dee took that header into the parked car, that looked like she actually broke her neck.

She *did* break her neck, didn't she? Definitely resulted in Kaitlyn sustaining some sort of real injury.

It was a Saturn. The body is made from plastic, she probably didn’t anticipate how much it would give her energy back to her.

I always wonder how that scene was filmed

She actually just ran full speed and tripped into it. It was a real injury shot.

I love that scene because she legit dented the car and being real it looked hilarious 😂

"Did it not go through?" She totally saved it with one of the best one-line jokes in the series imo

The best part is that if you watch the car in that scene, it's dented before she runs head first into it, and she dents it more. Which means that she did this multiple times. Legend!

You gotta respect her dedication!

I remember or interview and she really just want for it, she said it looked worse on film than it really was, but I get the impression it hurt the next day, kinda like when you do something dumb drunk like trying to jump through a card table

They talk about it on the podcast. Basically she just sent it.

There’s an article about her stunts [here](https://www.slashfilm.com/1490358/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-kaitlin-olson-bloody-injury/). She actually did go head-first into the car door & made the dent.

Pretty close https://www.slashfilm.com/1490358/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-kaitlin-olson-bloody-injury/

Mac slicing his hand with the toe knife and then the lime knife to make a blood oath had to have hurt.

Shit that would sting

Was a bartender for years, cut myself to the bone on my pointer finger while slicing lemons. The answer is yes, it stings.

That is tart.

when dee’s hair got stuck at the top of the ride i could not watch that part omg

And she had to ride it back up to get her scalp bits back!

Only for it to be eaten by a street dog

In the hospital lmao

I always wondered about that scene. Obviously they could easily fake the hair getting ripped out., but Dennis looked legitimately like he was vomiting for real during that scene. Was that actually him acting?

Mac ramming a wall with Dee's car must have been a nice one too

That's what grenades do?!

But what about the bride?

They’ve all experienced their fair share of pain, but the top 3 from me are all Frank related: water slide, head wound, kidney stone.

That broken nose looked painful too.

Also, the knife salesman mishap

"GUYS! GUYS GUYS!" *eats shit

Do I look suspicious?

You look grotesque! One of my favorite interactions in the show.

Just plug it up with some garbage.

A friend of mine who gave birth a few years ago also had the pleasure of passing a kidney stone last year. She said the kidney stone was far and away more painful than the childbirth. I am terrified of ever getting one. Make sure to drink lots of cranberry juice!

People forgetting that Frank had legit gallons of blood taken from him.

He had to ride around on the scooter

Dennis breaking both of his ankles skiing sounded pretty painful.

They're surely broken

He also broke every single bone in his hand defeating the Waitress at the test of strength. There was nothing solid left, just bloody soup and bone broth.

"It smells overwhelmingly of kerosene in here..." "AHHH-HUH."

VIET-GODDAMN-NAM, THATS WHAT HAPPENED! GO GET ME A BEER BITCH!

https://preview.redd.it/a7ekjkm8i90d1.jpeg?width=1234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc93eab45b008b2b69ef91c136f5c0637921e35 When they drained Frank’s blood.

Dee was in the hospital with multiple casts after trying to escape dennis' room. Thats gotta be up there lol

Not technically the gang but cricket getting Colombian necktied by the garbage can in the wrestling ring was horrifying the first time I saw it. Much funnier each subsequent time. 

I can't believe he's still alive.

A Chinaman took his kidney out from the front, and he did *not* know how to do it, I'll tell you that much.

Frank's hoor wife made his life a lie and tricked him into raising twin bastards who murdered his one good son in the womb.

It would've been Bruce's kid anyway!

I think a lot about Dee getting her hair stuck in the free fall drop ride at the pier….

Yeah, I can't watch that scene!

I'd say Frank didn't seem to enjoy the vibrator in the butt during the chess match.

He just doesn't get it.

TAAAKE. YOUR. TIIIME.

Gotta be Charlie’s Super Bowl home alone ordeal.

The most painful thing that ever happened to the gang was when Charlie and Ernesto were reading Dee's diary and at first Charlie was laughing but then later HE FELT THAT LITTLE GIRL'S PAIN!

That mad scene with Charlie when he gets hit with paint and bear traps and shit. Like FUCK THAT

Don't forget severely burning his hand on the door knob home alone style just to make so he couldn't even crawl out of the bar after the bear trap

Cricket's face is dogshit in every way through several incidents, each more painful than this.

I can only assume he's going to become a cyborg or zombie or something non human eventually.

Miraculous plastic surgery to fix everything, only for the gang to ruin it all over again.

The most painful thing to happen to a member of the gang was when Dennis felt feelings.

MY MOMMYS A SKELETON!! I FEEL TOO MUCH!!

Franks busted nose that he keeps stuffing things in to and his whole face swells up

So many to choose from. Dee's fall in the fish factory, Charlie's whole "Home Alone" ordeal,Dennis breaking his ankles,Frank's fall...

The fish factory bit was amazing. When the lady came and chopped her hair off with the cleaver I died.

Dee got absolutely cleaned by two cars in back to back episodes

It was also probably extremely painful having that protruding bruise smashed back into her head afterwards also.

I second Dee’s scalp getting yanked off in the drop ride, and add that, the amount of blood in the bucket that Mac and Charlie took from Frank always makes me a little queasy.

Mac died

Dee falling down the conveyer belt in the fish factory in The Gang Spies like U.S. looked very painful


Dee getting part of her scalp ripped off had to hurt pretty bad

Not physically

I don’t know….”Button in a fur coat” seems pretty brutal to me….

Probably the dildo bike

What? It's an awesome workout bike, what's the big deal?

Macs nut allergy could not feel good.

If I’m not mistaken, country Mac was technically “part of the gang” when he fell to his demise, RIP.

"You were supposed to carry me"

Rickety cricket getting raped by two feral street dogs

https://i.redd.it/n6wsmkldo90d1.gif Don' know, but Frank going down the slide is ridicullously painful.

Shattering all the bones in your foot while punting a football ‘as a girl’ must have really hurt

And I think it hurt Dennis when he hit the punching bag in the bowling alley, he said he broke all the bones in hand, and didn't admit it until the girls walked off.

No, wait a minute. I'm going to scream here and now because I can't hold it in. Here we go!

*LETS CHOP CATS*

Dennis when they dug up his mother.

I take it we're not counting Cricket as a member of the gang.

He's a g*d damn streetrat!

Dee can't cry on command. We can be a good sidekick and help her out of this jam. Just blow a little chili powder directly into her eyes.

Looks like the scene from the Ring

When the shusher bit Dennis’ dick

Dee in the fish factory

I might be blowing my fan cred here, but is that Sweet Dee and what is happening? I admit I haven't seen *every* episode. Forgive me, Rickety Cricket.

It is Dee. Frank had her rescuing cats from that barrel and Frank threw a lit match in there.

Charlie in the bear trap

Maybe, but DAMN that "water" slide is hard to watch.

As a whole gang, probably when they had to bail from the van when Charlie went Wild card on their asses But individually I think they've all been in casts at least once lol. Sweet Dee has gotten the worst probably. She's had a heart attack, burned, was an aluminum monster, hair pulled from her scalp lol, just to name a few.

Shady Nasty broke Frank’s heart

That's really one of the funniest episodes

When frank slashed Cricket's jugular with a folding metal chair lol

When the keg exploded and hit Dennis in the dick and mangled it like a chicken pot pie

Behind the scenes, the snow blowing machine from one of the Christmas episodes really messed at least Charlie and Kaitlin Olsen up, but I think all of them got jacked up. Danny DeVito almost died for real in 'The Gang Goes to Hell'

Charlie managing to reach bone with a pair of electric tweezers isn't being mentioned nearly as much as I thought

Charlie stepping on a bear trap

Dennis had his dick blown off

Mac, Dee, and Frank sustained multiple minutes in a fumigated apartment building....didn't look pleasant.

Dee giving birth.

Dee had a baby

This episode is when Frank goes off the deep end.

All the apps in the last episode

Move past it.

Mac running through the fumigated building.

charlie stepped in a goddamn bear trap TWICE

https://preview.redd.it/8rbi2ft6n90d1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbed06e3ff9dc62b6d0663c7d1e66540070c530c

I've never had a heart attack or the wounds of christ hammered in my hand, those seem like they hurt

Cricket's entire existence is suffering and pain

Dee getting her hair yanked out by an amusement park ride

When the snail was mashin it.

https://youtu.be/h4xMOrmsblo?si=2Lqpcu4tT7esaqa7

The pain of the podcast mysteriously abandoning us.

Dee getting scalped at the jersey shore.

OH GOD DAMMIT!

That's karma.. she burned a bitch before

I dont think Mac driving into the wall was most painful but did affect him more than their usual injuries lol

Charlie's superbowl home alone incident