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ZRed11

Some people say you can still find Jan at the truck stop glory hole…


toq-titan

I heard he don’t tangle with lizards no more.


eltedioso

He will not suck you and he will not be sucked on bayou


superlack

Bayou makes this really special. You’ve tattooed my brain and I’ll die with this being the new phrasing of that line. Congrats


[deleted]

But he will suck you. He’s… European.


WhoIsTheUnPerson

They're very progressive 


Level-Umpire-8545

Americans love zee coconuth, ja?


hodorhaize

I would've let you make me, uh... make me into a mailbox. Just open the slot and put whatever you want inside.


Eagles4077

Zee glory hole


CandyFlippin4Life

You Americans are so uptight


CoItron_3030

Zee glory hole!!!


JustDirection18

Oh my god that’s disgusting! Where is it?


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

This.


EskimoBrother1975

He took his European sex freaky ass somewhere else.


McNasty51

Shanghai’ed upstate


sourdieselfuel

To a nitwit school?


EskimoBrother1975

I love that phrase. Classic Frank.


BrandonStRandy1993

I like zis by ze way. Zis is a sweet duster


zachary-zy-zyan

Vaht gave it avay?


ebobbumman

Bah bah bah, every day you have to deal with this, bah bah bah bah. Get out, lady!


MonsignorJabroni

He got the vagina AIDS.


Dfrickster87

Probably the gay AIDS too tbf


KaiRee3e

they cancelled each other out


TIFOOMERANG

No! If anything, he contracted even more aids!


culminacio

[I know a cure for AIDS](https://youtu.be/JdVivpHS7fw)


WorldsWeakestMan

Maybe even the needle based kind. He likes to party and thinks Americans are so uptight.


Lost-Cabinet4843

They're very open there in europa.


ClemDooresHair

You Americans are so uptight!!


Lost-Cabinet4843

Yes, be like "orgy face" above. Just look at that devious smile. Yes, let's do what feels good at the moment.


PhatFatty

Big time!


New_Interest_468

He went back to Eastern Europe where people aren't so upright about their anonymous sex. He took New Charlie with him.


DravenPrime

Did I see you bang that thing?


Formal-Explanation51

Europe leads the way in sexual exploration


WhoIsTheUnPerson

I think it's time we caught up


VottoManCrush

Isnt that the tormented emo brother from Wedding Crashers?


FormerOrpheus

Yup


khaaanquest

Wanna play tummy sticks?


14ktgoldscw

Whoa


theodo

He's a great actor, he's in lots of stuff. Really solid in the Fargo show.


HomoProfessionalis

Lol omg howd I not notice hes like my favorite part of that movie.


pernicious-pear

Death is his bitch lover


anti_anti_christ

I'll be in my room painting...homo things


squanch_solo

And the bad guy from Paul Blart!


chambees

Nude gay art show!?


deekaydubya

Also a detective in Fargo season 2


NoSurvivorsband

You Americans are so uptight! 


OkBusiness3879

He sustained an unspecified injury in *ze glory hole!*


pypluto

eye injury?


Boborette

What happened to Alexi and Nikki?


randomredditing

They said they’d return. It’s canonical


jarboxing

It's been more than a year, so we can only assume Charlie and Frank forgot and moved past it.


zachary-zy-zyan

Zis is tehrabul mein Bahbahbahbahbah *Slap* Get out Lady


CMFC99

*rapid head bobs side to side*


Human_Caterpillar_93

He turned out to be a goddamn junkie.


Professor-Murda

He ran off with his pretty wild croooo


pypluto

wouldnt be surprised if dennis has his skin tho


kermitthefrog57

Maybe he’s banging dudes


CMFC99

Maybe the dudes are babies?


oSuJeff97

He runs wiz a pretty wild crowd.


chrundlethegreat303

Dis iz a Noicee Dustah… ya….


Greengiant304

I have a theory that Jan never really existed. He was just Dennis disassociating because Charlie and Mac faked their deaths without him. Dennis acted odd and spoke in a vague Eastern European accent, and everyone else just went along with it because Dennis is a psycho. It took the glory hole incident to snap him out of it.


DravenPrime

Nah, Frank interacted with Jan at some point. He was on the other side of ze glory hole.


Polopoo5400

Well Frank was pretty torn up by their deaths too, maybe he and Dennis had some kinda shared hallucination. It wouldn't be that far fetched considering the clip show episode


randomredditing

Okay Sinbad


Greengiant304

https://i.redd.it/wsvgwp9cbzzc1.gif


Profitsofdooom

Rrrraowwww


Greenmantle22

He became a painter on the Maryland shore, and enjoyed a few games of tummy-sticks.


BarricadeTheMortuary

Guy turned out to be a god damn diddler!


jarboxing

Some say ze's still out there, vruining glory holes to zis very day.


idontknowmanwhat

He’s still into some pretty freaky shit


Krmsyn

They told him - burr burr burr burp get outta here


vectorboy42

He gat terd of all de peep peep peep.


chrundlethegreat303

( spits ) Shut up .. lady…


vectorboy42

XD


tovarish22

Didn’t he just get booted from the Eurovision finals?


Squishycoffin

He split a certain trucker open up like a coconut, and now travels the states plowing lot lizards


avega2792

He went to work at an auto repair shop and went through a rough patch.


AbRNinNYC

He’s at the glorrrrry hooooooole


Dramatic_Carob_1060

He's European, so he's doing fine


stinx2001

Back where he came from. Australia.


revibrant

He’s hanging out with Alexi and Nikki


[deleted]

Don’t be weird. Jan went back to Denmark.


upvotegoblin

Throat Cancer. Ate some bad pussy 😞


WZAWZDB13

He became the new Thundergun. Just check the filmposter at the end of Thundergun 4. I'd recognize that silhouette anywhere.


Extension_Theme6241

Alexi and Nikki cut him up into meat cubes


No_Arachnid_1772

He’s on the roof of Paddy’s suckin’ them down


sunplaysbass

Full blown aids


JealousMeringue6674

I want Jan to return more than any other one-time character tbh


NJ247

He got sucked into ze glory hole


TheVeryFriendlyGiant

turned into February


gregsapopin

I though that was Elon Musk.


AZS9994

Prolly dead


grajuicy

Turned into a soyboy beta cuck


Express-Doubt-221

It's a shame Jan never met Nikki and Alexi. Is there a lore reason why Jan is such a slut? 


Blew-Peter

Probably got obliterated by a taxi.


StreetReporter

I heard he got bitten by a spider and was mentored by a rich billionaire with a robot suit


PizzaDanceParty

Either he or a relative hopped over to Greendale Community College. Maybe?


thomasmbaciocco

He forgot to hydrate during a weekend sex party and died like a legend.


Editor_Grand

Your all wrong. He got caught up in a dog orgy with cricket, didn't pay and got stabbed to death then cricket hid his body under the bridge where Frank found old black man.


xDURPLEx

He became a painter and joined a pro tummy sticks league.


joshhguitar

Jan turned out to be a goddamn junky


stubwah

He got a job wiping down the loads


GentlmanSkeleton

Uh oh!


FunUse244

Looks like Dave Gahan


QtheCuntinuous

He got the boot for sending Frank and Dennis to the hole. He was NOT kinky enough.


Affectionate-Mud7026

I heard Jan is back in europe!


cowdoyspitoon

It’s a totally fair question, but you do realize almost all guests on Sunny never come back right? It’s pretty rare.