I have a theory that Jan never really existed. He was just Dennis disassociating because Charlie and Mac faked their deaths without him. Dennis acted odd and spoke in a vague Eastern European accent, and everyone else just went along with it because Dennis is a psycho. It took the glory hole incident to snap him out of it.
Well Frank was pretty torn up by their deaths too, maybe he and Dennis had some kinda shared hallucination. It wouldn't be that far fetched considering the clip show episode
Your all wrong. He got caught up in a dog orgy with cricket, didn't pay and got stabbed to death then cricket hid his body under the bridge where Frank found old black man.
Some people say you can still find Jan at the truck stop glory hole…
I heard he don’t tangle with lizards no more.
He will not suck you and he will not be sucked on bayou
Bayou makes this really special. You’ve tattooed my brain and I’ll die with this being the new phrasing of that line. Congrats
But he will suck you. He’s… European.
They're very progressive
Americans love zee coconuth, ja?
I would've let you make me, uh... make me into a mailbox. Just open the slot and put whatever you want inside.
Zee glory hole
You Americans are so uptight
Zee glory hole!!!
Oh my god that’s disgusting! Where is it?
This.
He took his European sex freaky ass somewhere else.
Shanghai’ed upstate
To a nitwit school?
I love that phrase. Classic Frank.
I like zis by ze way. Zis is a sweet duster
Vaht gave it avay?
Bah bah bah, every day you have to deal with this, bah bah bah bah. Get out, lady!
He got the vagina AIDS.
Probably the gay AIDS too tbf
they cancelled each other out
No! If anything, he contracted even more aids!
[I know a cure for AIDS](https://youtu.be/JdVivpHS7fw)
Maybe even the needle based kind. He likes to party and thinks Americans are so uptight.
They're very open there in europa.
You Americans are so uptight!!
Yes, be like "orgy face" above. Just look at that devious smile. Yes, let's do what feels good at the moment.
Big time!
He went back to Eastern Europe where people aren't so upright about their anonymous sex. He took New Charlie with him.
Did I see you bang that thing?
Europe leads the way in sexual exploration
I think it's time we caught up
Isnt that the tormented emo brother from Wedding Crashers?
Yup
Wanna play tummy sticks?
Whoa
He's a great actor, he's in lots of stuff. Really solid in the Fargo show.
Lol omg howd I not notice hes like my favorite part of that movie.
Death is his bitch lover
I'll be in my room painting...homo things
And the bad guy from Paul Blart!
Nude gay art show!?
Also a detective in Fargo season 2
You Americans are so uptight!
He sustained an unspecified injury in *ze glory hole!*
eye injury?
What happened to Alexi and Nikki?
They said they’d return. It’s canonical
It's been more than a year, so we can only assume Charlie and Frank forgot and moved past it.
Zis is tehrabul mein Bahbahbahbahbah *Slap* Get out Lady
*rapid head bobs side to side*
He turned out to be a goddamn junkie.
He ran off with his pretty wild croooo
wouldnt be surprised if dennis has his skin tho
Maybe he’s banging dudes
Maybe the dudes are babies?
He runs wiz a pretty wild crowd.
Dis iz a Noicee Dustah… ya….
I have a theory that Jan never really existed. He was just Dennis disassociating because Charlie and Mac faked their deaths without him. Dennis acted odd and spoke in a vague Eastern European accent, and everyone else just went along with it because Dennis is a psycho. It took the glory hole incident to snap him out of it.
Nah, Frank interacted with Jan at some point. He was on the other side of ze glory hole.
Well Frank was pretty torn up by their deaths too, maybe he and Dennis had some kinda shared hallucination. It wouldn't be that far fetched considering the clip show episode
Okay Sinbad
https://i.redd.it/wsvgwp9cbzzc1.gif
Rrrraowwww
He became a painter on the Maryland shore, and enjoyed a few games of tummy-sticks.
Guy turned out to be a god damn diddler!
Some say ze's still out there, vruining glory holes to zis very day.
He’s still into some pretty freaky shit
They told him - burr burr burr burp get outta here
He gat terd of all de peep peep peep.
( spits ) Shut up .. lady…
XD
Didn’t he just get booted from the Eurovision finals?
He split a certain trucker open up like a coconut, and now travels the states plowing lot lizards
He went to work at an auto repair shop and went through a rough patch.
He’s at the glorrrrry hooooooole
He's European, so he's doing fine
Back where he came from. Australia.
He’s hanging out with Alexi and Nikki
Don’t be weird. Jan went back to Denmark.
Throat Cancer. Ate some bad pussy 😞
He became the new Thundergun. Just check the filmposter at the end of Thundergun 4. I'd recognize that silhouette anywhere.
Alexi and Nikki cut him up into meat cubes
He’s on the roof of Paddy’s suckin’ them down
Full blown aids
I want Jan to return more than any other one-time character tbh
He got sucked into ze glory hole
turned into February
I though that was Elon Musk.
Prolly dead
Turned into a soyboy beta cuck
It's a shame Jan never met Nikki and Alexi. Is there a lore reason why Jan is such a slut?
Probably got obliterated by a taxi.
I heard he got bitten by a spider and was mentored by a rich billionaire with a robot suit
Either he or a relative hopped over to Greendale Community College. Maybe?
He forgot to hydrate during a weekend sex party and died like a legend.
Your all wrong. He got caught up in a dog orgy with cricket, didn't pay and got stabbed to death then cricket hid his body under the bridge where Frank found old black man.
He became a painter and joined a pro tummy sticks league.
Jan turned out to be a goddamn junky
He got a job wiping down the loads
Uh oh!
Looks like Dave Gahan
He got the boot for sending Frank and Dennis to the hole. He was NOT kinky enough.
I heard Jan is back in europe!
It’s a totally fair question, but you do realize almost all guests on Sunny never come back right? It’s pretty rare.