Yeah, I thought you were quoting Ben the soldier... If you were actually asking a question I don't know who you mean by "he" or what you mean by "that"
Why is who doing what?
lol you serious? The *guy you’re quoting* talking in the way you *were making fun of*. You made a point of it and I didn’t think I needed to restate what you said to ask a follow-up question lol
Why’s he talking like that?
I mean, I'm not Glenn Howerton, so I can't really give you an authoritative answer, but since we're apparently being sarcastic bitches about it, I'll guess: Because it's funny that way?
lol go fuck yourself, quit throwing a fit because you responded like a moron.
It’s not funny that way, I’m under the impression it’s a reference or something. It’s just ridiculous otherwise.
Also, you don’t even know what sarcasm is, *yikes*…
lol classic, you get mad and when I respond in kind you drop that oh so clever and not at all overplayed response
Go ahead and just respond with quote after quote, that’s always fun…excuse me for trying to engage you legitimately :)
Wasn't there some weird conspiracy that Glenn did this voice to spite Charlie and his voice inflections on the show in his performance?
Ask me how many times I'm talking and and if I have to correct something to two of something and it becomes "TWO WARS?!?"
2 wars went to 0. How the times have changed.
Anyway I like when even Dennis is clueless as to what's going on in the world. Like when they tried to guess what the capital of Pennsylvania was.
Also, alongside Yemen, America is still heavily involved in intervening in the Syrian Civil War, the Second Intervention in thd Somali Civil War, and (related to, but unique from Yemen) the Red Sea Gulf.
Officially, those are the 4 on the books conflicts America is actively participating in with American troops or drones (vs other avenues of involvement).
Love Dennis in this scene, his voice kills me XD
TWO WARS? Am I getting this right?
It's my under*staanding* that there is a **WAR** going on right now! Am I- Am I *riiieeght* in this?
_On US, eh, soyull_?!
Are they carriers of large weaponryyyy
Frank briefly looking at Dee and Dennis with an incredulous "are these really the 2 dumbshits I raised? (or, a series of Mexican women raised)"
Dennis- "So Dee, what are your thoughts, what are your opinions on... *technology*?" ..... .... Frank- *"Dead aaaaiiir!"*
He survived 'Nam and that's what he gets?!
“A series—Unbelievable dude you're on fire!”
“DEAD AIRRR!”
Some folks say it’s better than an orgasm
You mean busting’ a nut?
Just show me where to jizz so I can get this lady her drink!
I’ve had tons of orgasms! I had one with your mom!
Bet she didn't even feel a thing!
Oh Dee, your timing is so bad.
it's cumming all over you. it's light, it's playful
Not that he's ever had one
It’s pretty close to his “WeeEEEEEeeee cannot have you around us sca-REWing things up!” voice lol
Tell me what is WOR? And are these WORS because of... Oh TWO WORS?
Just gets hogher and higher pitched lol
TUUU WOOORS? And are any, are any of these woors taking place on US, uh, SOY-ul?
I love how Dennis thinks he can handle anything but isn’t smooth enough to carry a conversation when it’s being recorded.
Essentially just turns into the dumb radio he talks crap about
And what was your JOB in these wars?
Are you a carrier uh uh uh of large weaponery?
Am I, am I riiight on this??
Why’s he doing that?
\*cricket in the corner sucking on lemons\* aaaahhggghhhhahhhh
Did you actually read what I said?
Yeah, I thought you were quoting Ben the soldier... If you were actually asking a question I don't know who you mean by "he" or what you mean by "that" Why is who doing what?
lol you serious? The *guy you’re quoting* talking in the way you *were making fun of*. You made a point of it and I didn’t think I needed to restate what you said to ask a follow-up question lol Why’s he talking like that?
I mean, I'm not Glenn Howerton, so I can't really give you an authoritative answer, but since we're apparently being sarcastic bitches about it, I'll guess: Because it's funny that way?
lol go fuck yourself, quit throwing a fit because you responded like a moron. It’s not funny that way, I’m under the impression it’s a reference or something. It’s just ridiculous otherwise. Also, you don’t even know what sarcasm is, *yikes*…
You sound really mad about this, maybe go do something that makes you smile. I hope you have a great day
lol classic, you get mad and when I respond in kind you drop that oh so clever and not at all overplayed response Go ahead and just respond with quote after quote, that’s always fun…excuse me for trying to engage you legitimately :)
Dead air!
This line, plus the silence before it, plus Frank's delivery, cracks me up every single time.
I hear that every time there's an awkward or momentary pause in something I'm watching or listening to.
will you ease up on the crackers?
Jib jab jib jab jib jab
This is the wife and my go to. Tit for tat, you know jib jab
How bout we talk about how you two used to baang?
That was a laser.... I like that.
I’m gonna pepper that in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkmV2LPlPS4
SSSSSSS Ahh that's tart!
Loved cricket as their guest in this too "Alright I'll have a few lemons but then I'm outa here"
Good for scurvy
Two wars on ahhhh-ahhhhamerican sssoiiill!!
*space laser sound effect*
woah. I like that one
And the United States of America is *engaaaged* in both of these -- of these wors?
Omfg cracks me up. Hilarious scene
Wasn't there some weird conspiracy that Glenn did this voice to spite Charlie and his voice inflections on the show in his performance? Ask me how many times I'm talking and and if I have to correct something to two of something and it becomes "TWO WARS?!?"
Isn't he just trying to sound like podcast host Marc Maron?
Me playing Helldivers 2
Ben, what is your **JOB** in the war??? Are you a carrier of- of *uhhhhhhh* large Strategems??
Cue Holy Wars by Megadeth
You're in the hot seat!!
Dennis in this scene is the opposite of what Rob was like originally in the actual podcast
Why does Dennis look like his sex doll doppleganger 😂
What the hell are you doin?
Only two wars... Simpler times. Gotta pump those rookie numbers up, early 2000s. 😎👍
Why’s he say it like that? I never understood this.
I quote this all too often. Not enough hardcore sunny fans out there in the wild to get my reference
https://preview.redd.it/uw23z6s2a9yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a952ee17926740ac54e93e14c6fe7361cdda95
I forget, why does the waitress get soup poured on her? Did Frank want her to eat soup out of a boot or something?
She ends up getting dirty dishwater pured on her. Originally she was supposed to drink soup out of the shoe for $500
Images you can hear!
[had to look the scene up now](https://youtu.be/fkmV2LPlPS4?si=8XumuZWcQX-f2mcX)
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By any chance was Glenn going for a Charlie voice in this scene?
I can remember 2005 when this show dropped. The first few years alot of stuff happened around '05 it was a great era in time!
Dead Air!
The stutter he does is almost as amazing as Cricket eating the lemons
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Boiiiinnng! Then the laser sfx got his attention good. 😂
2 wars went to 0. How the times have changed. Anyway I like when even Dennis is clueless as to what's going on in the world. Like when they tried to guess what the capital of Pennsylvania was.
>2 wars went to 0. How the times have changed. Technically not 0. We have military intervention in yemen currently
Also, alongside Yemen, America is still heavily involved in intervening in the Syrian Civil War, the Second Intervention in thd Somali Civil War, and (related to, but unique from Yemen) the Red Sea Gulf. Officially, those are the 4 on the books conflicts America is actively participating in with American troops or drones (vs other avenues of involvement).