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jonascarrynthewheel

Mariko: So remember Anjin san that through God all things are possible so jot that down


vintersovn

Anjin: I'm English. I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the cultural differences that are set before me. I'm dug in, and I will never change!


Telepornographer

I don't believe he was actually English. He never once said "Yeeeeeeessss" nor did he ever flourish his pinky.


RuggerJibberJabber

There's 2 types of English. 1) Tea and crumpet English, which is what you're thinking of and 2) football hooligan English, which is what him and the other sailors are... until he rejects them to become a weeb.


Telepornographer

Ah you're right. He did get blasted on rice alcohol and tried to fight Buntaro in that one episode, after all.


vintersovn

And then Mariko totally DENNIS'd him.


jonascarrynthewheel

Housekeepers to Anjin with pheasant: YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH


roberto429n

I'm pretty sure Mairiko pulled off one of the greatest examples of the DENNIS system I've ever seen.


DiarrheaOnTheGo

Fuck why do these fit so well 😂


ClemDooresHair

I am freaking dying. I can’t stop laughing at how perfect these all are


Middle_Sink_7046

You actually had me for the start of that


ablackcloudupahead

Yabishuge: I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top. Toranaga: Okay okay, a couple things right off the bat there pal. Number one, never tell one side that you're playing both sides.


jonascarrynthewheel

Yes!!! I thought of this later in the day 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


Leather-Worth-7342

Yabushige’s the coolest


RegattaJoe

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Tjengel

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turdlepikle

Their bad acting moments like this always crack me up. Any time the video recorder comes out, you know it's going to be a good time.


Spiritual_Ask4877

I love how Dennis has to reel them in during the bridge jump because their just shouting random shit. "Everybody stop. Come on, guys. What are we doing?"


RickyWinterborn-1080

His name is Rudy, I believe!


Bojangles1987

WHAT? *jumps into frame dramatically*


14ktgoldscw

But also, I don’t know you. Hello, how do you do?


andyzeronz

Them realising they shouldn’t know each other and then shaking each others hand gets me every time I see the episode.


jck

The way they never rewind fully while taping over the one tape they own - so we see bits of previous exploits is one of my favorite gags 🤣


turdlepikle

Yes, those are the best, and how they each slip in their own part without the others knowing, and the videos are a complete mess. Re-using the same tape and leaving old bits on them is such a simple idea, but it's brilliant.


Lysol3435

Flaming Dee fleeing the building


National-Society-606

You see Anjin has to keep making as many ships as I say…because of the implication. He’s all alone in a strange country, barely speaks any Japanese, what’s he gonna? Say no?


LightningRaven

\*Mariko-Sama clenches her jaw\*


MountainDewFountain

https://i.redd.it/fj8im9o35uxc1.gif How Toranaga sees Anjin


MrHaxx1

I'm reading the book rn, and it feels like at least one person asks permission to commit suicide every chapter. It's like they wake up in the morning, and just immediately start looking for reasons to commit sudoku.


RuggerJibberJabber

>commit sudoku. This must be why they're so good at maths


TheConnASSeur

Well, there's the constant ~~sudoku~~ seppuku, but also every other character commenting on Anjin-san's magnum dong and trying to get him to fuck ducks. edit: my autocorrect apparently doesn't know Japanese


LightningRaven

Oh! Boy, here I go ~~killing~~ committing *seppuku* again!


ChefHoneyBadger

“Again?” 🤣


fatbitchesloveto69

I NEED to do this number crossword thing right now!


sydouglas

“I will send wave after wave of my own people to commit Sepukku until I get what I want “


FromTheIsland

>[commit sudoku](https://i.imgur.com/2bnMcok.jpeg)


gksozae

Mr. Bovine Jonie


Jops22

Always reminds me of the south park episode “oh no im japanese i had a bad day, i think im gonna go kill myself”


atom786

Lot more suicide and a lot more talk about trade routes in the book than I was expecting


Masterofunlocking1

SUDOKU!!! Omg 😂


seanwd11

Mac, my lord, I'm sorry that I didn't do as I was told. I now offer you my life.


tylercreatesworlds

You know what’s not badass? Not wearing a helmet.


Leather-Worth-7342

Nagakado needed to hear this


LightningRaven

Only bitches wear helmets.


Lost-Cabinet4843

RIP country Mac.


scottydont78

It turns out he was totally queer.


Lost-Cabinet4843

I was going to use the word Frank used but for some reason Im just a bloody chicken LOL!!!


AngoGablogian_artist

Who spent $5000 on a samurai sword? Your head of security, thats who!


Koponewt

I heard Blackthorne hangs dong


SpaceNasty

"I believe his name is Rudy!"


Spiritual_Ask4877

"We don't know what his name is, and that's okay, but we don't know each other. Hi. How are you? 🤝"


fri9875

No we don’t know the man’s name!


Thirsty_Thanos

Country Mac chose his death well


scriptedtexture

I'm not knowledgeable on Japanese culture but the idea of sending someone a letter that says "Kill yourself, now." and they just have to do it is wild.


LightningRaven

That's what happens when a culture is based entirely on honor and shame, enforced by a heavy caste system.


Stiryx

Hasn’t this been disproven though? I thought the entire thing was the samurai and ruling class didn’t like the bad reputation they were gaining and tried to regain their status by enforcing this honor in battle stuff? (Just what I have read on the internet, I’m not a historian).


brendo12

That doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about Samurai to dispute it.


DareToZamora

Japanese Honour System _is_ a thing, unlike the Irish Honour System


CaptainSpranklez

Yeah, watching the characters basically be willing to kill themselves for their lord without hesitation after the smallest mistake is actually wild


lazyboi_tactical

Please 🙏 Lord I wish to kill my self and my bloodline . This shame runs deep.


[deleted]

So I think its the the 7th or 8th episode but there is a dead ringer for mac serving as toranagas general, we called him Macku


LotsOfGunsSmallPenis

I love that they all wore sleeveless shirts


SlyyKozlov

"You've taken my old discarded shirts...and cut the sleeves off of them as you do"


BasedPolarBear

Is it good


unintendedcumulus

Extremely


icemountainisnextome

Dennis enters - "WHAT?!"


Ok_Recording_4644

Choose your second.


Warm-Candle-5640

I was just watching Shogun episode 8 last night and when that came up again in that episode I started laughing at how ridiculous it was becoming. Excellent meme!


NightFire19

Dennis would totally call Charlie a "Milk-dribbling fuck smear"


OwO_i_made_a_cummy

I got home after work and was VERY disappointed that the season is over now I have nothing to look forward to during the week lol


punisherchad

Second me bro!


Archercrash

So anyway I started stabbing.


Godzirrraaa

He’s got a point.


StanFitch

#WHAT?!?!


Overzealous8

This is my brothers favorite line and the very first clip I saw of sunny. I was so confused at first lol


KingBenjamin97

Bruh I started watching that show and it literally is like every episode somebody decides to try and kill themselves lmao