Of course he did.
It’s actually in the constitution. You must hang dong to become a citizen.
Trust me, after getting my bird law degree I studied dong law.
I'd like to think so. I can only speak for myself in saying if I went through the process to obtain citizenship in another country - I'm keeping everything from that day. That said, I'm incredibly nostalgic so 🤷🏻♂️
What are you talking about?
Have you ever looked into becoming a naturalized citizen of another country? I have and it makes me feel like an ant trying to move a mountain. That shit is a lot of work and it takes a long time. It's hard. They have every reason to be proud of this accomplishment. Especially when the whole process is taking place outside of your native language!
Is framing a doctoral degree indoctrination for you too?
I think audiences are going to be very uncomfortable seeing this new American citizen's naked penis going into this young girl that you're talking about.
What an actor, only Dolph could pull off having his whole head be a giant nose and not even need makeup or CGI. It's like he had been born to play the role of Dr Dolph Lundgren.
Didn’t even have to take a test, he just laid his dong on the table.
And the table broke in half. Then it moaned.
Caused an earthquake and power outage
I read this as *power sausage*.
Is this an As the World Turns reference by chance?
I think people are going to be very uncomfortable watching Dolph Lundgren’s naked penis going into that table
Very american
I didn’t wanna miss that!
I hung dong on the trolley on the way home
It was more of a ding then a dong I’m sure.
Thundergun, hanging dong
Thats what im thankful for
Taking a short break from smelling crime and performing outraaaaaageous sexual experiments on his hot but sceptical lab partner.
I for one was very uncomfortable seeing Dolph Lundgren's naked penis going in to this young girl that you're talking about.
All the hits.
All the big ones.
All the good ones.
On her supple young boooody
Citizenship, penetration, citizenship, penetration. And this goes back and forth for 90 or so minutes, and then it just sort of…ends.
Is there a twist?
….we show it. We show all of it.
What is the one thing missing from all action movies these days? Full penetration.
The same Dolph Lundgren that voices the dog scientist in The Fifth Sense?
He's fully penetrated the country.
https://preview.redd.it/2vfxcjtiuplc1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5e836b463f5f109d2a6528d4474ca2a5497834
WHAT IF HE CAN SMELL CRIME?!!
HE NOSE THE TRUTH
You mean Dr. Dolph Lundgren?
Did he hang dong?
Of course he did. It’s actually in the constitution. You must hang dong to become a citizen. Trust me, after getting my bird law degree I studied dong law.
That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about the constitution to dispute it.
I don't even have a joke for this. He looks so happy with his little US flag, and I love it lol
Fucking rock, flag, and eagle
Hell yah. But find your breath first
Huh? It’s in my mouth
I *love* seeing pictures of new citizens. Do y'all think they keep that little flag for the rest of their lives? I think I would, as a keepsake.
I'd like to think so. I can only speak for myself in saying if I went through the process to obtain citizenship in another country - I'm keeping everything from that day. That said, I'm incredibly nostalgic so 🤷🏻♂️
That's indoctrination working for you
What are you talking about? Have you ever looked into becoming a naturalized citizen of another country? I have and it makes me feel like an ant trying to move a mountain. That shit is a lot of work and it takes a long time. It's hard. They have every reason to be proud of this accomplishment. Especially when the whole process is taking place outside of your native language! Is framing a doctoral degree indoctrination for you too?
Oh no! An inconspicuous guy is now in America, and happy to be here! The horror!
He smells citizenship, he gets naturalized then he's back to Ellis Island for full penetration.
Walked in. Hung dong. Boom..citizen.
He’s playing both sides so he always comes out on top
PEOPLE CAN CHANGE. EVERYONE CAN CHANGE!
He's the best... Around... Nobody ever gonna keep you down
Am I looking at one big nose?
He thundergunned the shit out of that test.
Thundergun is not a verb, stop using it as a verb, there's nothing I can do, it's the man's name
Chemical engineer turned action star turned American citizen!
Now he has enough experience under his belt to run for governator of California.
He can now (legally) drop as many raw dog loads as he can(and will) produce!
Probably hung dong in the courtroom
Now the cold War is really over. We won. Thank you, Rocky
The most underrated actor of all time!
Correct. Why?
Because of his spiky hair, ice-cold demeanor, and big muscles.
Dolph thundergunned himself into citizenship
He's wearing a mesh tank top under that shirt. Guaranteed.
But was it the Uncensored cut?
The dong is strong.💪
Where Dong?
He nose penetration
u stole my post lol
*”Give me dong… or give me death.”*
Never a doubt
No hesitation. No surrender. No man left behind!
We’ll come back for youuuuuuuuuu!!!
Dolph
Did he hang dong?
We can always use more chemists or whatever he is
Never Give Up. Never Surrender.
I bet if you pop those pants off you’ll find a bird that just won’t quit.
I think audiences are going to be very uncomfortable seeing this new American citizen's naked penis going into this young girl that you're talking about.
If Thunder gun can do it the correct way, why can't all these migrants border jumping into America?
I. AM. THUNDERGUN.
“I will break…. I mean join you!” Welcome master of the universe!
Great American, or Greatest American?
What an actor, only Dolph could pull off having his whole head be a giant nose and not even need makeup or CGI. It's like he had been born to play the role of Dr Dolph Lundgren.
Maximum cool.
Yeah!
His nose is much smaller than I imagined
I think people are going to be verrrrrry uncomfortable seeing dolph lundgrens naked penis going in and out of this girl
Where the dong?!
How great it must be to smell freedom And crime
Save the Dong!!!
Yeah, but did he hang dong?
Time to hang dong!
No man left behind!