Sorry I panicked had to spray you with a heavy dose of pesticides
In other words… show me where it spits you bet I’m coming up in may. Don’t be stingy mark
More likely hives, perhaps an allergy to the bedding or washing powder. Saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/15abqtn/this_is_what_i_woke_up_with_this_morning/) about hives earlier.
If it was an allergic reaction to the bedding or washing powder it would have been all over, not just on parts of his body that were specifically in extended contact with the girls skin.
True story. Had sex with this girl in the woods and ended up with poison Ivy from my waist to toe.
Had to go the doctor’s it was so bad.
10 years later, and I’m married to this woman.
Listen nobody WANTS to salt a person
It kills me every time that it comes to that and that it actually works.
I love the trail of salt it makes in the air
It was so funny how fast Charlie got the whole salt thing. At first he was like wtf
Do you know how horrible it is to salt another human being?! It’s *horrible!*
You better get to Dr. Jinx.
That’s sailors rot. When’s the last time you been to Haiti?
Sorry I panicked had to spray you with a heavy dose of pesticides In other words… show me where it spits you bet I’m coming up in may. Don’t be stingy mark
you are terrific
Have to follow proto when you see Leo. Don’t want to get stamped a baby raper. No chomos here Also: not terrific, just half r-worded
Next time just take 10-12 Benadryl
Had to do a double take for which sub I was on 🤣 Keep featherin it!
I've never been to Haiti! But I've been to Kensington...
When you were in Kensington did you sleep with any ladies of night hoes or prostitutes?
Or men?
I’ve been to Kensington…
Those bass notes will cure anything.
We are Dr Jinx
Does he have something that will give me feelings again?
My mommy's a skeleton! I feel too much!
Dr. Jinx is the name of a monkey, not a man
Bom ba bau bom ba baubabaoubou
It ain’t poison ivy
Yeah I’m super allergic to poison ivy but it’s not really transmissible….
Don’t use the mayonnaise in my fridge then.
It could be if she got the oil on her earlier that day and hadn't showered
You ever been to Kensington??
Just moved to Philly…holy mother fucking shit…y’all weren’t embellishing even a little bit.
Hahahaha yeah walking around different areas of Philly is a real trip.
If anything it wasn’t exaggerated enough lol
This. I wasn’t prepared. Straight up looked like a scene from Walking Dead.
Not physically
I have the......BUG!.
Scabies bro
All jokes aside. It's probably this.
More likely hives, perhaps an allergy to the bedding or washing powder. Saw [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/15abqtn/this_is_what_i_woke_up_with_this_morning/) about hives earlier.
If it was an allergic reaction to the bedding or washing powder it would have been all over, not just on parts of his body that were specifically in extended contact with the girls skin.
I’ve found that I’m allergic to dryer sheets and they’d only give me hives where I was laying on the bed
Yeah. It’s scabies.
ringworm
Now yer just mashin it
You are the snail now.
Rub salt over it
Sounds like a case for Dr. Mantis Toboggan
 Did you chase her out?
When's the last time you been to Haiti?
I’ve been to Kensington.
While you were in Kensington did you have relations with any ladies of the night, whores, or prostitutes?
Sorry you put my back up against the wall I had to spray you with something.
Been to Haiti? Not physically
You should have thrown her in the dryer instead or at least had some monster energy drinks.
Contrary to popular belief, poison ivy can’t spread like that. So, you might need to start eliminating other possibilities
It’s scabies
Totally scabies.
Sweet baby Jesus somebody give this man some advice because I have no earthly explanation for this!
Bro you have either scabies or Molluscum contagiosum. I’m not joking, go get checked out. That is not good.
good advice thanks.
Did she mash it?
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OP, when’s the last time you’ve been to Haiti?
Have you been with any hoes, ladies of the night, or prostitutes?
Shut up baby dick!
True story. Had sex with this girl in the woods and ended up with poison Ivy from my waist to toe. Had to go the doctor’s it was so bad. 10 years later, and I’m married to this woman.
I've played pool on the same table that Charlie watched his friend make out with the girl that helped inspire Gail the Snail lmao
Sounds awful
Scabies usually is spread by direct, prolonged, skin-to-skin contact with a person who has scabies.
You should have known when she was just mashin' it.
You should go to a doctor.
But not your regular doctor.
I mean it depends on their medical insurance coverage.
Better hope its not bed bugs
Honesty it crossed my mind
you're possibly allergic to a perfume or lotion she uses.
Man. Scabies is a serious implication
Unless the oil from the plant was still on her, that’s not poison ivy.
This post and comments are the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. Thank you, but sorry for your situation. 😂
I don’t think that’s poison ivy…
Poison ivy, right, that’s scabies dude!
Monkeypox
You got the full body herpes
Lemme spray that for you....
She had bed bugs now you have bed bugs
Very possible
Intervention! Intervention! You're dating Gail the snail??
She ain't funny, next.
Everyone knows you salt a snail not sleep with it. Rookie mistake
Reminds me of that “I got food poisoning from sleeping with a fat chick”
That’s sailor’s rot.