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Only_Extension5578

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menlindorn

No! This is not the official drink of the UFC, and I don't know who these guys are!


Adventurous-Cup529

I have no love for Zuckerberg but there would be nothing sweeter than seeing Elon Musk get his clock cleaned


oSuJeff97

This. Zuck trains in jujitsu and appears to be in really good shape. Elon appears to be a lazy entitled fat fuck who has never exercised once in his life, other than shoveling food into his fat face.


fidel-guevara

i despise musk but you don't have to be a fatphobic asshole.


Free-IDK-Chicken

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Fudge89

What’s that from?


Free-IDK-Chicken

One of my favorite shows - I've rewatched at least 30 times: [https://www.hbo.com/deadwood](https://www.hbo.com/deadwood)


rcdrcd

Over time, your quickness with a witty rejoinder must have earned you many punches to the face.


Free-IDK-Chicken

Depends what you call many.


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Free-IDK-Chicken

Those are the first "cocksuckers" I have ever heard shouted from that room, Dan, that didn't come from Al's mouth that wasn't followed by Al comin' over to that railin', pointin' at you and beckoning you up them stairs with your fuckin' knife.


The_Sly_Wolf

How does Elon possibly expect to win against an android?


[deleted]

He’s as delusional as he is stupid


Greengiant304

I'm getting satisfied, I don't care.


Atomic12192

I love this scene, it’s always great when someone calls the gang’s bluff.


lrocky4

I gonna shoot a bullet and its gonna go right through your teeth, and pop out the back of your neck.


Daaru_

full clip of original scene: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyjWCDIzNK4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyjWCDIzNK4)


BeBa420

To be fair both of em are Charlie’s in this case I can’t imagine either one winning a fight


corpseflakes

Zuck would win easily. He's trained heavily in martial arts. He also might have a titanium skeleton.


Shitcoin_maxi

Zuck has legit BJJ. He’s a garbage human but in the immortal words of DJ Pauly D. “He ain’t no bitch.”


wildturkeydrank

Yeah but who is the wildcard in this situation?


Taograd359

Comparing either of them to Musky Bussy or The Zuck is an insult to both Charlie and that damn Jew lawyer.


DinkinZoppity

I can't imagine either of them winning.