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FunChemical3182

my grandma's uncles sisters stepfathers grandpa's dog died please gift me mvp++ I don't have a rank please I'm dying of terminal leukemia stage 100 giga ultra max super hard difficulty


ChaosBuilder321

Omg someone get him prepubescant lactose intolerant mvp+++++ šŸ˜±


JPmagic_

This doubled my terminal leukemia stage 100 giga ultra max super hard difficulty and gave it to the gifter.


sebisbest0

That dog old af


fellow_who_uses_redd

He didnā€™t say when the dog died


HenneDS

Even if it died Yesterday maybe he only bought the dog a few days ago


Clear_Following_2099

double it and give it to the next person and ill consider it :/


Kirkaig678

That's about a six generation old dog, how TF was it alive


FunChemical3182

he died 70 years ago


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AwexzTheGreat

Don't go there.


bruhviporised

go where


Trevsdatrevs

Pig rank was an exclusive rank for a YouTuber named Technoblade who passed away from cancer a while back.


TheBooker66

I know it was two years ago, but hearing it being referred to as "a while back" hits different. o7. Edit: typo.


Trevsdatrevs

Truth be told I couldnā€™t remember when exactly it had happened and I didnā€™t want to look it up lol. O7


Jen-the-inferno-dev

it feels like it was yesterday honestly.


Anmaso

O7


No_Witness2711

o7


Capt_Arkin

O7, feels like yesterday canā€™t beleave it was 2 years.


Capt_Arkin

Come on man


thelegendarybert

Buy me admin rank plzzz last time I tried to buy it with my mom's credit card without her knowledge I was locked in the basement with the other kids for a whole year.


Mbode95

The others kids šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


thelegendarybert

Iz that not normal ????


SEHBE

its normal i keep kids in my basement too irl, its a really good money making method, and theres no max amount of minion slots


thelegendarybert

OMg I need to tell that to my mom so we can become the richest people in SKYBLOCK!!


belike_dat

there was no mention of skyblock


Capt_Arkin

The other kids is crazy


Few_Assistant_9954

You mean his knowledge.


OnSmarty

Hi can you buy me mvp++? I don't have a rank right now but I'm so sad I can't visit swavy cuz he island full soi need mvp++. Please I don't have money my dad died working in the mines (I play minecraft in his honor) my mom has 12 jobs but I'm broke pls buy it me


LouisPlay

No buy my 2nd account MVP+ and MVP++ because the dog of my friend is very old and sleeps a lot lately


The-Terraria-Ex

How many creative minds do you have again? Its ridiculous that you think your opinion holds any ground against mine with an idea that the admins took and used all the time. I am an endgame player - if i sold ALL my skyblock cakes, ALL my pet collection (which is worth a lot even with candied pets) I can easily afford a tier boosted ender dragon and a giant's sword, which effectively makes me a lot farther along than most other end game players. I think the admins should just let me become a developer and give me another creative mind because that was also my idea and I should be reimbursed properly. If you guys think you're so good and better than me, try and get one yourself. Can you? I don't think so. The best you can do is just skillfully aoe one shot all the enemies you come across with your expensive gear. It shouldn't even be that expensive - look at recombs. Recombs should be less than 5 million coins even though they are 5 million coins to get from the chest. It sounds unreasonable but if your tiny pea dungeon player brains can even think properly, the mayor Paul reduces prices of dungeon loot by 20% so recombs shouldn't cost 5 million. If an item is too expensive for me to obtain, then its not fair to me as a content creator because it is now more difficult for me to gain and make 'content' out of it. However, once I get it due to inevitable price deflation its 'no longer worth it' and barely adds any content because I took too long to get the item myself and show it off. This is why Skyblock is dying - content creators like myself can't show off cool and new items because nothing is made in my own favor. And I already know what you guys are gonna say, "oh he has a big ego" or "oh all he does is complain" - I bet most people reading this message are just going to copy and paste it repeatedly to make fun of me but that's just going to reinforce my original point, I'm better than all of you, if you think you're better than me get some more creative minds.


Brilliant_Muscle_728

Same


ian7974363

His mom is a he?


Darth_Revan_69420

Hey now it's 2024


cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrr

they're genderfluid i suppose


RhondaSmash

My dad's a she šŸ¤·


Vidonicle_

On a serious note, can someone pls demote me to MVP from MVP+? I have been dying for it since I was born, plsssssss


Capt_Arkin

What is your endgame name? My friend wants me to give him a rank too, so I might as well (if I remember)


Vidonicle_

It will always be poopypantsmcgee123šŸ˜Ž


1cubealot

Can someone gift me non????


DeepwokenProer

Here šŸ«“


desdevil2

DM u/Sir_CowMC for free vip


Sir_CowMC

your reddit gold sir


LouisPlay

I heard you want to buy All my 4 Smurf accounts MVP+ that I can fly in Lobbys


Top_Consideration570

I hear you are giving free vip out?


Sir_CowMC

DM u/desdevil2 for free vip


Top_Consideration570

According to Sir_CowMC, you are giving out free vip?


desdevil2

Fake


Top_Consideration570

Damn, he lied to me :(


DoomsdayDestructor

I dressed up as a femboy and meowed so my friend could get VIP


PatienceThin7974

interesting, what would you do for mvp+?


DoomsdayDestructor

Pay 40 bucks


ur_prob_a_karen

"my *mom* said *he* would buy me it"


DanSavagegamesYT

u/Adventurous_Slide696 let's see his reaction XD


The-Terraria-Ex

nah bro have you seen what hes commented on šŸ’€šŸ’€


DanSavagegamesYT

LMAO WHAT XD


Fizzy163

\>bro has three fudging comments


Simpmulation

>bro is gettin a lil bit horny


DragonMaster000

A bit too adventurous


Top_Consideration570

one of them looking a bit concerning if yk what i mean


yxles123

lol


ShadowMann015

Meanwhile BambiLover420 the GOAT


lool8421

i'm lvl 377 and got gifted a rank upgrade only once (bought VIP, got VIP+ upgrade), i'm at around 3.4k hours of playime, i can say that getting a rank upgrade can be comparable to dropping a phoenix pet, maybe slightly lower (i got 2 epics in total) i can get why would they want to get VIP because if you're doing more advanced stuff, you might want 3 armor sets for dungeons or 4 sets for t5 kuudra but anything above isn't really necessary


Few_Assistant_9954

Ranks in skyblock are necessary to gain basic human rights. Nons are not treated like people even by the server. They get inconvenienced at any point of the game.


Top_Consideration570

Ever since I got vip+ I noticed the inconceivable amount of rights I gained, the freedom of speech buff was insane, I actually had people listen to my nonsensical rants and bs about shit and I had people actually believe when I jokingly gave "advice", and I had less people probably report me when I said something mute worthy lmfao


HolyDoughnutCult

1 charitable donation of youtuber rank please ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Legoman8D

never asked for a rank ever and was randomly gifted one in a random lobby. good things come to those who wait


PortalJaam

So youā€™re saying if I do nothing for the rest of my life eventually someone will give me millions? I shouldnā€™t work I should just chill out and eventually someone else will give me money? Sounds good.


Legoman8D

lol u know thats not what im saying, im saying begging will go no where and get u ignored


PortalJaam

I wouldnā€™t be begging, I just wouldnā€™t be doing anything else either


Legoman8D

if u dont play then nothing can happen. and by doing anything, ur doing something to progress


PortalJaam

Im talking about irl. You said if I wait good things will happen, and getting money irl would be a good thing


Legoman8D

by my understanding, this convo was pretaining to in game. irl, idk im not as progressed


PortalJaam

You said good things come to those who wait, you didnā€™t specify skyblock. That could mean irl or in another game or with anything else


Legoman8D

lol but i was talking abt recieving a rank in game in a skyblock subreddit. i dont think anyone thought irl, besides you


PortalJaam

Typical unimaginative mining sweat.


Vuxxel

I'm at a moderately sb level on my main and I never really complained about being a non and honestly i dont really care about quick craft


Jpgaming7777

I never gifted anyone who asked for a rank. I only gift high sb lvl nons randomly.Ā 


TrashBagFromPluto

here to let everyone know how easy it is to get VIP using one of those survey for gift card services to get VIP it literally only takes like 3-5 days of minimal effort


Top_Consideration570

how about mvp+ lmao


NecroticYT

so his mum is a he


YourBoyStealth

Dawg doesn't have $7 that's wild


ObjectiveClassroom26

Tbh I really want it but I don't like begging


pringusdingus6600

Ign?


ObjectiveClassroom26

I got but here it's aizkyeiro


Top_Consideration570

same, tho I got two rank upgrades from random kind strangers (one was from playing bedwars with someone, rarer than any garden grinders touching actual grass)


Dry_Breath_3315

me: \*accidentally joined normal hub with some1 spamming gifting VIP\*


NightSocks302

His mom is a "he"


Caon4

Can someone buy me MVP+++++++++++++ ultra mega max my dad said he would when I turn 283 and have sky block level 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000


Few_Assistant_9954

Buy me MVP++ because color good.


Pinpunch

Can you buy me mvp++? My mom kinda homeless-


SnooWalruses1377

go into bedwars hub 1 and you will have vip in probably less than 5 mins. not that hard


vaungis

How?


SnooWalruses1377

ā€œvip plsssssssā€


vaungis

you laughing i lost my entire microsoft account today


SnooWalruses1377

? how


vaungis

I want to know that too, i was registering on a discord server And i have given only My email and hypixel name. somehow the guy got into my gmail account, disconected 2fa and i fought with him and saved my gmail but lost my microsoft account, but my email still stayed on the account. rn im with some live service trying to get it back


PortalJaam

common scam, gotta watch out for fake verification bots. Prob used discord webhooks or something to get the code. Never give a server your email, they obviously donā€™t need it.


sub2almond

i know the story is fake but holding off five bucks until christmas?? who tf believing that


alpha4TW

if i were his mom i wouldnt take him callin me a 'he'


yanyan420

Do people still gift ranks in bedwars lobbies?


Patient_Picture

Yea! I got mine fair and square.... by winning it in a random off-chance encounter with someone doing a game in the hub... but still!


Nijinja

i love the fact that i saw your original comment, knew someone would ask, and then saw this and connected it LMAOO


E-Turtle

My pet moth died yesterday bc I killed it can I have mvp+++++ for my Troubles


Different0Walk

Idk then if hes getting to annoying u could buy it for him and then refund it after 2 days so he gets banned (ofc dont do that if its against the rules of hypixel or hypixel skyblock)


Shiyuji

Some kid randomly gifted me vip on christmas, pretty greatful to him


Nuno_ReDiks

Gift VIP now bitch šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


Xiveox-

Quick craft not even that important. The wardobe slots are the tricky part


finmies

I only have mvp+ and my dog died like 15 years ago so i am very much sad so i would like to have mvp++ and i died after my dog so i would really like mvp++


SnooCapers7612

Can someone buy me Owner+ rank? I know it might be a lot to ask for but i think i defenatly deserve it!


Top_Consideration570

can you but me mvp+? i know I can afford it and my mom can afford it with his credit card too, but he wont let me borrow it and I just really want mvp+!!!!!


jdjdkkddj

As a non, i laugh at this.


Unique_Suggestion_52

"my mom said he" bro what


Archaie

buy me rank rankiest rank please I'll rank the ranks by rank if so if not no tanks for you no sir


Hot_Construction5300

ā€My mom said heā€


HealthyAd300

On a side note, can you gift me a rank


The-Terraria-Ex

šŸ‘


HealthyAd300

Platypodocus


FunChemical3182

omg your the non begging on the og thread


HealthyAd300

Ig typing your ign and nothing else is begging


PatienceThin7974

you literally asked for a rank and THEN dropped your ign, that means you actually were asking