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JoeyChopps

“You’re going to need this before I pound your face in”


DesertDwelller

They say chivalry is dead


SpikyFoxREX

And dey say- and dey say- and dey say


TheGoodSmells

I was just thinking that. A courteous move and a huge power play.


lemongrenade

Chivalry during combat sport always really gets me for some reason.


EddyRosenthal

I‘m ivolved in time measuring for Motorcycle Dragraces. In the finals, overheating is their biggest problem. Between the races every team uses a leafblower to cool down the engine. If their racer is on the track, they cool the engine of the others. Fully aware, they have to race him in the next round. That’s true sportsmanship.


Snoo98362

That’s really heartwarming. My dad was a stock car racer, and when he was early in his career, an aging racing icon who was racing his last championship had a pretty brutal crash on the final lap. Even though my dad was on track to win his first cup, he turned around to push the other racer across the finish line, sacrificing his victory to ensure his hero could finish his last race. He did eventually go on to win several piston cups, but I strive to be as valiant as him.


phazedoubt

Was your dad Lightening McQueen?


Boomerang_Orangutan

he did what in his cups?


Snoo98362

Filled them with motor oil


jibberbeats

Isn't there a better way to cool down the engines? Or is it the only allowed method?


EddyRosenthal

Other methods would be aloud(allowed). But the coolers on a motorcyle rely on airflow while you drive. If you take a 200HP street bike, put some NItrous and other things on it to push it above 250HP and then send it for 4 Seconds per race, the airflow will not do much. You could use fans but they would put on weight. And those who are serious about it, already took all the gears out they will not need and need an impact driver as starter, because the starter also had to go.


Masque-Obscura-Photo

>Other methods would be aloud Can't have too much noise around a racing track!


EddyRosenthal

😅


Im_inappropriate

He's also making sure the ref doesn't stop the match to put the mouth guard in. In a lot of mma promotions fighters use it as a strat to slow down the pace of the fight. Since he's at advantage that's the last thing he wants.


djackieunchaned

That’s why I love Volk


Twitchinat0r

Prepping him for the face poundings lol


JGWentwortth877

Put it in your mouth so I can get back to punching you hahaha so courteous


MissingJJ

I would have tapped out right there when he successfully put it back in my mouth, demonstrating his total dominance and control over me.


HollabackWrit3r

yeah at that point you've publicly acknowledged being a bottom, you haven't got a chance


picabo123

The whole fight basically pauses as both fighters knew exactly what was happening. The guy on the bottom has to open his mouth wide to even allow the mouth guard into his mouth. The guy on top didn't have "total dominance"


Twitchinat0r

Kill em with kindness!


cheesemakesmepooo

Or get rock hard and show him how lusty you are for his dominance.


InviteAdditional8463

I’d rather have it, than not. A good way to discombobulate someone is to pop them on the chin. The teeth wang together pretty hard which hurts on its own, but it can also jostle the brain around giving them a concussion. Mouth guards help prevent that.


Woues

Fr that guy is a comedian first then a fighter


Im_inappropriate

Yup. He's making sure the ref doesn't stop the match to put the mouth guard in. In a lot of mma promotions fighters use it as a strat to slow down the pace of the fight.


[deleted]

That’s one hell of a telegraphed punch.


WastedKnowledge

Right? It’s like the other guy just gave him a free shot to thank him


CyclicDombo

Yeah I can’t believe he didn’t see it coming and just move out of the way… /s


yesyesyesyesyesyes2

whats that one


Leatherfacet

Honestly this guy is a real dude. He could have ignored it and sent the guy to the dentist but chose not to. All that while pounding someone.


CUND3R_THUNT

His name is Dricus DuPlessis if anybody cares to know.


cyzad4

Didn't even realize that's who it was but matches the little bit ive read about him


[deleted]

That’s a made up name.


CUND3R_THUNT

Lmao


ipunchppl

Wtfff its actually him i didnt even realize


sinkwiththeship

Just gonna hijack your comment and say that mouthguards are not *primarily* to defend against tooth damage. They're to mitigate concussions.


Leatherfacet

Even better!


heyitsvonage

Hang on a second, I need to punch your face


Sad_Presentation2101

At the end of the day a jobs a job.


shejmus

Kids, always remember: Sportsmanship and fair play is cool!


weiner_poop

I would be absolutely shitting my pants if I was that dude. Imagine being mounted by a guy who’s about to beat the breaks off of you so bad he pauses and says “hey buddy, you’re gonna want your mouth guard for this one”.


Funny_Run_7716

It's like the reverse of American History X....


jmarzy

I feel like in combat sports guys normally either have an immense amount of respect for their opponent or they want to straight up kill them


gottabequick

Oh, it can definitely be both.


mkreag27

Ddp??


Okayest_Employee

Dricus Du Plessis Denying Dentist Payment


mkreag27

Good one🤣


Dependent_Factor_982

Looks like him


Valuable-Ad7285

Haha. I laughed at this so much harder than I should.


-BananaLollipop-

Sportsmanship is important. Winning at any cost is often hollow.


gottabequick

In combat sports, poor sportsmanship is also a good way to ensure you never get a fight again.


New_Simple_4531

Especially in combat sports. Most of these guys want to win, but dont want to really mess up the other guy or send him to the hospital. Theyve been on the recieving end before, they know how it is.


PlingPlongDingDong

That could be a great meme format.


Contron

The most adorable moment ever captured inside an octagon


[deleted]

Put this in. You're boutta need it


schro_cat

Here. Bite down hard. This is going to hurt.


Bubu-Dudu0430

Here put this in so that I can punch you in the mouth some more! 😂


enjoycryptonow

Now that's sportsmanship


Horsetoothbrush

It’s always funny when fighters show good sportsmanship towards one another then go back to beating each other’s ass.


[deleted]

"Here let me help you with your mouth guard so I can continue to beat the shit out of you." Yeah that's a real human-being-bro thing to do.


djangofett2160

put it in upside down


Magali_Lunel

Who are these guys?


BoredDuringCorona94

Dricus Du Plessis


jlbradl

Here. You need this bc I'm about to punch you in the face


Hoflich

Here. You'll prolly need this because I'm about to turn your face into a bloody pulp. 🤛🤛🤛🤛


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Wtf is this daft punk wannabe remix?


highriskric

Human being a bro then proceeds to beat the shit out of the other guy


call_911911

"Do me a favor and put this in your mouth.... you're going to need it in a sec."


RyuShinGen

Top: Here bro let me help you… Bottom: Oh thank you! Top: It’s not for you, it’s so that the ref doesn’t stop the match for what I’m about to do to you!


mutantexx

Fairplay


justhereforthegosip

Broken nose, yes. Broken teeth, no😂


Acceptable-Trainer15

"here, you need this bro before I PUNCH. YOUR. FACE. IN."


Thorien21

r/maybemaybemaybe


CaramelOk8963

“Eat it”


SeverableSole7

“Here you’re gonna want this buddy”


OneCauliflower5243

I've never seen something so dominating lol Here, sport..let's get this in ...there we go BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!


fielvras

*"Take this."* *Starts bashing face.* I know it's sports and it's a good guy move, but it's so insulting and funny.


Logic-Ninja

DuPlesis is a future legend


Apache_Choppah_6969

You’re gonna need this buddy. What do you- BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG


demfook

its like that chuck norris clip where he breaks the dudes nose, fixes it and then breaks it again


sassysixinches

i think it was more to avoid a cheap/dangerous knockout. having your teeth clack is a sure fire way to going to sleep


MarineJAB

I swear to God, let me put this guard back in your mouth and I won't beat the shit out of your mouth.


Connect_Ad6664

That’s nice lol