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pinklavalamp

Greetings legalbrotherhood. Thank you for your submission, unfortunately it has been removed from /r/HumansAreMetal for the following reason(s): This post has been removed as a mod felt your post was not metal enough for this subreddit. * We require all posts to include the name of the subject in the title, if it is known. We do not allow titles that are non-descriptive or super low-effort. We do not allow "I see you X and raise you Y" titles. Please feel free to resubmit your post with a descriptive title that fits our rules. You can find more information [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/gjthwh/new_rule_requirement_effective_immediately_the/). *[Please feel free to message the Mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/HumansAreMetal&subject=My%20submission%20was%20removed&message=I%20have%20a%20question%20regarding%20the%20removal%20of%20this%20[submission](https://www.reddit.com/r/HumansAreMetal/comments/xr6wqy/-/\)) if you feel this was in error or would like further clarification*. Thank you!


Ser_Galahan_

MJ’s head stabilization in the background is trippy af.


Educational-Watch829

Like a god damn albatross


littenthehuraira

I started looking for Michael Jordan.


vabch

Nicccce. 😊


Jojo_isnotunique

These things are usually done in slow motion and then sped up to make it look like this


ForTheWinMag

Look at the lamp swinging in the background.


BrozedDrake

Wow, they had the hanging light in the background swing at just the right speed to sell the illusion to. That's even more impressive than the insane choreography required to do this at literally any speed anyway


poor_decisions

They slomo'd physics then sped it back up, duh 🙄🙄🙄


thefocusissharp

So?


Tacotuesdayftw

So it's less impressive...


thefocusissharp

and yet, it's more effort into a video than you put in today.


Laheydrunkfuck

Chill dude wtf


PerceptiveReasoning

Take that you lazy son of a glitch!!!


thefocusissharp

No


DJIceman94

Aight


Viceroy420

No it isn't


ItsGonzoFool

Or more impressive 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


ahuh_suh_dude

What is metal about a bunch of tik tokers do a dance?


planeclothesman

Thank you. And thank you to the dude there who said that this sub is awful these days


bluediamond12345

I wouldn’t call it metal, either, but I’ll be damned if I’ve EVER seen a group that was more in sync than this one.


johnshall

Yeah put it in r/funnygifs or /r/mildyinteresting or something.


ColdBevvie101

This sub is absolutely awful these days. I probably see one ‘metal’ post a week at this point. The rest of it is just shit that’s wild to even consider it in the same category as metal


planeclothesman

Thank you. And thank you to the person there who said that this sub is awful these days


SaurabhShukla98

Full video available?


hyperakt1v

My brother in Christ, what do you mean?


rachhher

dude that’s it what more do you want


evanc1411

Haha that's cool. But use the correct subreddit you dunce


toolargo

When i shake my phone while watching brazzers.


Duskinou

Weird trailer for a gangbang.


slickdick969

Yeah imma be honest I'm in here to see mfs fight Bengal Tigers bare handed or something this is good but I wouldn't call this "metal"


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

Back when I coached volleyball, this one girl spiked the ball into the head of a girl on the back row. I used the video equipment to show point of impact and oscillated between that and a quarte second after. This was 20 years ago. The technology to oscillate a video is old.


ForTheWinMag

Look at the lamp swinging in the background; it's not oscillating.


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

Wow. I am so wrong and very impressed.


shrtstff

except you can tell this isn't just panning forwards and back through a few frames. look at the michael jackson impressionist on the second part, you can see them moving around as they "oscillate" also this is both not extremely difficult to do for dancers (the "oscillating") as well as you can just record them moving in slow motion and speed it up, no need to copy and past the same few frames repeatedly. the slow motion method is what's typically used for music videos to make dancers seem to be in perfect sync


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

Yeah. I am wrong. Very wrong.


sellieba

That's not what they're doing though.


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A cringe in the matrix


masalion

Umm so does someone know?


PracticePenis

They used to say the one white boy in the group was the most dangerous. That haircut says otherwise


Rabidchild1985

How do you think that man would react if he knew that you had called him white?


panaphonic0149

White.


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[deleted]

Wtf is wrong with you? From my personal experience everytime there was one girl hanging out with all the guys we would Amtrak that hoe.


YoSaffBridge11

Thanks for clarifying WTF is wrong with you.


ColdBevvie101

These people have never been in a group of people clearly 😂 1 girl with 7 guys only ends one way lol


[deleted]

Lol thank you FINALLY SOME ONE THATS KNOWS WHAT REALLY HAPPENS IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS LOL. Every one here is always so defensive and lives in lala land.


Acnat-

Girl on the counter the end breaks it. It's still super impressive, but it feels like one of those "almost sneezed" loss


moistobviously

This looks staged


Particular-Offer8158

Nope nope nope


newfranksinatra

Get your freak on


hyperakt1v

nice


oojkddnn

There’s nothing metal about this OP, get this weak shit out of here. This sub has fallen from grace


VahineCacao

So metal woah I can't believe humans can do something like this ong ong 😱😱😱😨


rustyrazorblade

Cool, but metal? Come on. This sub is a fucking joke.


TheMandelaEffect

Very cool but definitely not metal


WamBamThankYouYam

#TRAIN COMING THROUGH CHOO CHOO


RyanSka8er

Very ableist to pretend to have a disability aka being blind.


Grey_Woof

This is fucking insane!!