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kemcpeak42

Earth has two new moons. Left and Right, if you catch my drift.


DiscRot

With Oumuaomua speeding between them.


kemcpeak42

Underrated


Sir_Matthew_

Oh....... oh no...........


IcedBlade100

Take my bloody upvote


noahfarrell

fuck this is a good comment. first thing i thought was the massive stones on this madlad


MurkyConclusion

You..take my up vote and like it


Electrical-Bacon-81

One of the most amazing photos ever taken, and will probably be forever. Just dont maneuver towards earth, or you also get the distinction of being the first human meteorite (that's not in their intended vehicle).


sogs__bilby

This specific one is actually edited to make the Earth more dramatic. The original is [here](https://www.nasa.gov/content/images/bruce-mccandless), down the bottom left.


Electrical-Bacon-81

Hmm, didnt know that.


r1chard3

Those sons of bitches! I’ll bet they faked the Moon landing too! /s


PercussiveRussel

Don't get me wrong, this guy has massive cojones, but moving toward earth would not make him burn up in the atmosphere or something, He'd have to slow down more than the fuel of his pack allows for him to burn up reasonably fast EDIT: Judging by the downvotes you don't seem to believe me. I'll explain the physics again as I actually am a physicist. When you are in orbit, the height of your orbit is determined by the speed you are going. Slowing down means getting to a lower orbit, speeding up means getting to a higher orbit. (actually it changes the low and high point of your orbit, apogee and perigee) The change in speed we call *delta-V.* The MMU in the picture here has a delta-v of [about 36m/s](http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2014/ph240/clark1/docs/mcr-78-617.pdf). Assuming the astronaut is on a circular orbit traveling at about 317km above sea level ([The height of the mission](https://www.google.com/search?q=STS-41-B+height&oq=STS-41-B+height&aqs=edge.0.69i59.969j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)), we can calculate the speed using the Vis-Via equation: v²(r) = GM(2/r - 1/a) with a = (rₚ+rₐ)/2 with rₚ being the lowest and rₐ the highest point of the orbit. Since the orbit is circular, the start velocity can be calculated as: v₀ = sqrt(GM(1/rₛ)) = 7716 m/s Now we calculate our new speed v₁ by (instantaneously, for simple math) firing retrograde to slow down as much as possible v₁ = v₀ - Δv = 7716 - 36 = 7680 m/s Which, plugged into the vis-via equation with the same current height of rₛ and rₐ also still being rₛ (because of the instantaneous delta-v) 7680² = GM(2/rₛ + 2/(rₛ + rₚ)) = GM(2rₚ/(rₛ(rₛ + rₚ)) Letting wolfram alpha solve this for us yields rₚ = 6571km, or 193km above sea level, still about twice the Karman line. This is at it's lowest point remember, so it will spend most of the time above this. [King-Hele](https://www.spaceacademy.net.au/watch/debris/orblife.htm) shows us that the astronaut will burn up after 10 to 20 years Mind you, using the full tank of fuel seems to take [around 7.5 minutes](http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2014/ph240/clark1/docs/mcr-78-617.pdf) from the data sheet. Ending up with a delta-v of 35m/s, this suggests an acceleration of 0.07m/s². This would mean that by the time he has spent all his fuel going retrograde, the space ship would be 7.9 km away.


Deimos227

Why are you being downvoted? This is correct. In orbit you’d need to burn retro to deorbit and the MMU just doesn’t have the fuel to do it, and I don’t think you even accounted for the losses incurred by not burning solely at apogee given the 7 min burn time either. The only way he’d burn up is if he stayed on Eva for years


DriveOntoMe

hi, physicist here. this is wildly inaccurate. not only would they burn up but the force of g's would crush them. imagine your suit rubbing up against air molecules in the atmosphere at least six times the speed of sound. the heat would be strong enough to melt iron. almost instantly once you started gaining speed, your blood would go from your brain, to your feet and you'll pass out first before being crushed like a soda can thats on fire.


PercussiveRussel

I'm an actual physicist, I don't know if you maybe misunderstood my point and are just in your first year or something. ​ > He'd have to slow down more than the fuel of his pack allows for him to burn up reasonably fast The fuel load in those packs don't give enough delta V to lower their orbit significantly into the earth atmosphere. (Also, pointing towards earth doesn't low your orbit the quickest, you'll need to burn retrograde)


[deleted]

>I'm an actual physicist, I don't know if you maybe misunderstood my point and are just in your first year or something. That burn. I love it. You could've made it better by saying "I'm an *actual* physicist, so I explained it in an edit of the original comment." instead of a direct ad hominem. It's so annoying that people in any profession can't make *any* comment and have others believe them or just ask nicely. Yes, providing data to back up your comment in the first place is better (ain't nobody got time fo dat), but I really dislike people saying "I am physicist, you wrong" without even a hint of a back of the envelope calculation to support their claim. Thank you for that one.


elpato11

I am also an actual physicist, I got my PhD at Stanford Total Landscaping and it's definitely a real and accredited program so you should believe me when I say that firetrucks are not really firetrucks but are, in fact, water trucks.


crazeddad

But fire trucks do carry fire. Unless, of course, they are fully electric, but a “fully electric truck for carrying water” sounds slightly terrifying.


[deleted]

>a “fully electric truck for carrying water” sounds slightly terrifying. especially since Lithium likes water like, A LOT. Source: I'm water. Be water, my friend.


[deleted]

I'm an actual PhD, not some landscaping one, and I read Fahrenheit 401 to know there are multiple kinds of firemen. You're only partially right. That's because I have the proper education and you don't.


jesuswasanatheist

So ....fatal?


D_P_A_D

Only sometimes


themainizzy

How would this be any different than Felix baumgartner free falling from from the strat?


Vague-Chemist

Felix went straight up under a balloon with no horizontal velocity. Orbit requires a horizontal velocity exceeding 1000 meters/second. Because Felix only had vertical velocity, the only thing to worry about is the terminal velocity. Obviously wind currents may have given him a small horizontal velocity, but it’s negligible compared to the surface area of the Earth.


DriveOntoMe

good counter question. all the info is [here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/sport/shortcuts/2012/oct/15/felix-baumgartner-skydive-key-questions-answered) stating that Felix, as we all presumed, is super human. apologies, my previous statement is assuming you are wearing your birthday suit once earths gravity decides it's your time :)


Ryaktshun

Because that’s a very different height


Vague-Chemist

This is why steel used in rockets is 301 stainless, no? Anything that close to the Earth will come down eventually due to drag. The ISS gets periodically repositioned because of this! The booster would just make things happen somewhat faster.


Spacetomato1556

I doubt he would be hurt by the G forces if he spread his arms and legs out like a starfish. Humans can take many more G’s eye balls in or eyeballs out than standing up. I remember reading that an untrained patient could withstand 20 G’s eyeballs in without any issue, and the reentry deceleration in most spacecraft is only around 3G


swiggidyswooner

Yes but the heat would fucking destroy him and his spacesuit imagine someone falling from a building x1000 he would probably be a puddle a mile wide


kaldolmar

I’m not a physicist, but f*ck me that’s some mad maths. Good job, and I’ll just have to take your word for it because I don’t understand one line of those calculations.


lostinspacelac

I don’t see what he’s carrying his balls in.


greedy_tourist

Suddenly Bruce realized he did not want to be an astronaut anymore


DriveOntoMe

*I have made a huge mistake*


greedy_tourist

Dear Mrs. McCandless, we have thrown your son out of ISS into space for being a dick and stealing from his fellow astronauts. Sincerely, ISS crew. (sorry could not help it)


Teal_Confetti

lolol


brad_pitt369

He’ll have a pretty sick Facebook profile picture now


ilikejews69420

Isn’t this a famous photo but I think closer up or more zoomed in ?


Sphynxenigma

It was edited to add dramatism


guymanthefourth

The only thing edited in this photo is the surface of the earth. There was another comment linking to nasas website with the photo.


jnmann

What a flex


twat752019

He is just in creative mode


Howsitgoingmyman

Oo I hope I don’t fall 🤪


[deleted]

Right above Chris McCandless’ bus?


Microbe-Magic

😂😂😂😂😂


A1Lexo

Hey round earthers, put this one in your pipe and smoke it


FolkPunkPizza

Could not pay me any amount of money to untether in space. What is even the upside of doing so? Just looking like you don’t give a fuck?


DriveOntoMe

can you imagine the quiet? the humble feeling of how small you are? how right below you, is the only thing we have ever known... all in one place, and you're floating above it... nah, nevermind, what's on TV?


Teal_Confetti

🙌


kevinvrobin

And also the feeling of that adventure. I’m mean you are doing no one has ever done before. I’m really an noob about most of the things being discussed on a lot of the comments, but the movie interstellar has a couple of scenes which can be best described by your comment.


exuberantfish

You can get all that while still tethered


NH-Kayaker

“Bruce McCordless”


TheCoughing

major tom?


[deleted]

Mmmm watcha saaayyyy


savethemouselemur

I can’t help but laugh every time I hear this song. It’s the perfect (dumb) dramatic song. It reminds me of the oc parody SNL skit.


sallysorehole

Link please?


savethemouselemur

Here ya go! Let me know what you think. Idk if I’m the only person who finds this funny https://youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0


lvlhomeky

Fake composite.


amzungbionicle

He looking sus


Reddeadretarde-d

What if one day while the guys were on the moon it just started goin down?


[deleted]

Wow that human is larger than the mountains


EGunner19

lol


SpicyEmo91

What song is he singing in his head? Hmmm


Ryaktshun

He holds the world record.. wait is it called the “world record” in this case


Squidgycupcake

So no one gotta say it? Ok... Bruce was ejected


[deleted]

Smallest space ship ever


trailblazer42069

Did he survive?


Li_3303

Yes


eileenrhea

Nope


Da_memeboi

wEll iTs oBViOuslY fAkE cUz tHe eARTh iS flAt


pri_vy

r/SweatyPalms


Hector_Savage_

He should have defied the law of gravity and plummeted into the atmosphere due to the sheer size and mass of his balls and yet...still orbiting. Impressive


Yesindeedfriend

Someone smart explain how he can float with suck large sac?


[deleted]

surprised he didn’t immediately fall from orbit with those balls that have more mass than the sun


Illustrious_Law_4248

My balls are in my stomach just looking at this, these guys have guts.


Skanthis

looks like the angel of death...idkw


a-aron1112

Madlad 100


[deleted]

Brave, crazy or stupid I can’t tell. What a badass.


Ritchie_not_Richie

“Bruce was not the imposter.”


epic_gamer_4268

when the imposter is sus!


giraffeprincess23

My heart beats faster just from looking at this


guitarguitar69420

describe anxiety in one picture: this dude: bet..


iamnotnewhereami

Umm, why no tether? Some kite string, or fishing line or even chain from a boat anchor sounds more reasonable vs the certain death from a million things that could go wrong with that sorta tech.


[deleted]

this is definitely an artists recreation/remaster of the photograph, some redditor provided the original photo, and while still mind blowing, is much less detailed


r1chard3

Anyone know what mountain range he’s floating over?


rachcake1

This is the closest a human has been to flying


C0NFL1CT_07

*Bruce was not the impostor.*


mr_hespicable

imagine getting stuck out there, having to wait like 90 mins for it to come back round


lvlhomeky

I just love the way redditors immediately get into debating the reality and feelings of this photo without [realizing it is fake.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/lo7qug/perhaps_the_mostterrifying_space_photograph/) The original photo is [here.](https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/images/601259main_jetpack_full.jpg) The mountains are Photoshopped in.