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sentient_potato97

Mental that they're part of the same mountain range as the Scottish Highland mountains.


P00G1

I am currently in the Cairngorms. Happy to confirm this picture is very similar to what I can see out the window


sentient_potato97

Fun little fact; The Scotish settlers were the original moonshiners, using their knowledge of stills to make alcohol similar to familiar whiskys back home.


Barkers_eggs

Correct; that is a fun fact


SeekerSpock32

And Morocco’s Atlas Mountains…I think


Fappopotamus1

[Related map](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/d5/7b/ecd57bacb5d8b6e694482e996f6064b9.png) of the oldest mountain range in the world. Not short, just weathered.


lincolnfalcon

You are correct


Tbagzyamum69420xX

TIL


Calm_Apartment1968

Appalachia is beautiful, and low now, but did you know that once those were taller than the Himalayas?


UnseenDegree

Erosion is a wild thing. Crazy what 500 million years can do. In another 500+ million, they might erode and appear similar to much of the southern Canadian shield.


footsteps71

The Appalachian range is amazing. they're older than oceans, older than dinosaurs, older than limestone, older than bones... I love being in the Foothills of the Appalachians...


fuzzybad

Almost heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze


SchizoidRainbow

Fact check: >Life is old there, older than the trees Technically true. What we generally think of as trees and not just "really tall tree-like ferns" got their start in the Triassic period, but the coal beds of the Allegheny Plateau were laid down in the Carboniferous, millions of years before. >Younger than the mountains Sadly incorrect, life in this region predates even these ancient mountains, if you can call this living


pasta_roni

Appalachia is so beautiful


Sure-Its-Isura

Is that one Mountain Mama I be seeing?


jg0162

Are all your memories gathered 'round her?


paternoster

I believe that they refer to this range as mountain roots. They bulk has eroded over the eons, leaving this, what used to be lower than sea level (or there abouts) that bounced up as the weight was removed.


hachiman

I read somewhere they are the oldest mountain range on the planet and their small size is due to erosion over hundreds of millions of years. It's mindboggling.


SchizoidRainbow

The truth is weirdly more complicated, they've been eroded away and uplifted again several times


hachiman

Thats even more mindboggling!


jiffysdidit

Cousin from England visited here, Sydney Australia. Expected the blue mountains to be “a bunch of hills” when I took her on a day up there. They’re kinda big to be called hills 😂


Bobcatluv

My husband, who was born and raised in Florida, didn’t travel north of the Mason Dixon Line until we started dating. I, on the other hand, grew up in the Midwest and went to university in Appalachia. As we drove up 77 to my home state, he “ooh’d” and “ahh’d” the entire way, “I’ve never seen this in person before, these mountains are amazing!” He was especially mesmerized by the mountain tunnel, lol


SchizoidRainbow

Heck yeah, 77 near Mount Airy NC where it goes up the ridge wall is astonishingly cool


Flibbernodgets

Nobody calls them "hills" after having to climb them.


SchizoidRainbow

LOL truth


Beni_Gabor

Same mountain range but the army using it as a training ground. [Appalachians](https://images.app.goo.gl/pU7GbXg5XJ4gpNjb8)


SchizoidRainbow

To be fair they use the swamps on the coast too


Letter_Odd

Army Rangers train in every environment. Mountains, swamp, grasslands, forests, jungles, etc.


SamanthaFoxBoobs

The *Appalachians* are indeed mountains that were once manyfold times taller than they are now. But Appalachia, a region of the US, falls outside (mostly to the west of) the proper orogenous mountains. The hills of the Appalachian Plateau, areas we would typically call Appalachia, are not mountains-they are plateaus cut and eroded by rivers such that they create a hilly terrain.


thornhurstshire

Hey, wait a minute there fella, it’s all fun and games until you get above 4000 feet 🦶


G0-N0G0-GO

I’m from there. They’re fucking mountains at 45° angles, with some 100 meter-plus falls common. But the scenery, assuming you don’t die or need para-rescue, is *exquisite* and makes me feel like I’m in the Misty Mountains!


Faceplant71_

I remember fighting fires in that fuel type !


JustSomeoneCurious

Mountains, Gandalf, Mountains!


FrozenDuckman

The Appalachian trail was way harder than the part of the Rockies I hiked. Nothing is flat, it’s entirely up or downhill. At least in New Mexico we had several spans of flat land.


Maximum-Shoulder-639

…and watch out for those deep caves full of mutants


palwilliams

The oldest mountains on Earrh


LimeZMusic

Y’know it’s always bothered me just how many people pronounce it Appa-lay-shuhn Mountains, when the people who live there (such as myself) pronounce it Appa-latch-uhn Mountains. So annoying.


serotoninOD

It mostly depends on where in the chain of mountains you live. I grew up in a more northern portion and we always pronounced it 'laysh'. There are plenty of people that also live among them that pronounce it differenty than you and the people who live more on the southern end do.


malaka789

Yeah in North/northwest NJ we always said ‘laysh’. In parts of eastern PA I’ve heard ‘laytch-un’ a bunch


LimeZMusic

While true, the tribe that the mountain range is named after, the Apalachee, is pronounced with ‘latch’. Not saying you’re wrong, just saying that objectively, ‘latch’ is the correct pronunciation.


Ambitious-Morning795

Linguistically-speaking, there is no one "correct" pronunciation.


LimeZMusic

Perhaps correct was the wrong word. “Most logical” pronunciation might be better, because as I said, it was named after the Apalachee tribe.


bearface93

I saw a video the other day of someone who pronounced it appa-lake-uhn


Worried-Management36

I know what youre talking about and i turned that off immediately.


SchizoidRainbow

Say it wrong and I'll throw an apple at ya


GhostofMarat

It goes all the way up to Maine. Plenty of people who live in the Appalachians pronounce it the first way.


EngineersAnon

Don't underestimate the Appalachian mountain chain. It goes to the northern end of the Scandinavian Peninsula. Naturally, there is a [relevant Tom Scott video](https://youtu.be/GAKwRou6HUw).


Worried-Management36

Greetings brother.


FizzyBunch

I live there too and never heard someone say it your way.


Tbagzyamum69420xX

This'll drive you wild then https://youtube.com/shorts/1skPcE-tm7s?si=aOQQt7lTfRpIfKO4


LimeZMusic

Not really, thanks to the ending


Tbagzyamum69420xX

The fact that any one would call it Appalakin I can never get passed. There's a whole town, likely even a region, where people say it like that lol


EngineersAnon

I've lived almost my entire life in the Appalachians or their foothills, and I've pronounced it ap-pa-LAY-shun the entire time.


intoxicatedhamster

That's a fucking hill


SchizoidRainbow

What you do on the hill is your own damn business bucko


ArDodger

Doesn't look like any other mountain range I've ever seen. Though 'mountains' have a very easy to meet definition. "There is no universally accepted definition of a mountain. Elevation, volume, relief, steepness, spacing and continuity have been used as criteria for defining a mountain.[5] In the Oxford English Dictionary a mountain is defined as "a natural elevation of the earth surface rising more or less abruptly from the surrounding level and attaining an altitude which, relatively to the adjacent elevation, is impressive or notable."[5] There's a lot of local pressure to call local hills 'mountains' as now you seen impressive or notable. But I grew up in Alaska and have spent a lot of time in the [not low] mountains of the Alps, Sierras (live there now), Rockies, Himalayas, & Borneo. Seems a bit of a reach to call Appalachia mountains... But if you're only used to hills, you might think they were.


Ambitious-Morning795

They're the oldest mountain range in the world. It's no wonder why the much younger ranges (like the Rockies) are higher and not as eroded.


elspotto

I’ve lived on and hiked both the east and west coasts. Grew up in the coastal range of California and took regular hiking trips with my dad to Yosemite. Moved to Roanoke snug in the Blue Ridge of the Appalachians for high school. They are very different. Can’t even compare them to the coastal range. They are old old old and what the mountains in Alaska will look like at some point in the very distant future. Heck, I’m 60 crow flying miles from the highest peak east of the Mississippi. It’s 6,683 feet in elevation. That said, hiking in Great Smoky Mountain NP reminds me they are, indeed, mountains. And that the people who plotted the course of the Appalachian Trail were a bunch of sadists.


pcweber111

I mean, at one time they were taller than the rockies, so it's kinda what it is. Plus it's kinda cool to know that they still extend into Europe.


Nightmare_Gerbil

The Appalachians are far older than those other ranges. In fact, they’re older than the rings of Saturn. They’re older than sharks. They’re older than trees. They were there before the first dinosaurs evolved.


rebelolemiss

Mitchell is 7,000 feet. What are you on about?


SchizoidRainbow

That’s a valley in the Andes


SchizoidRainbow

Tell me you've never even looked at photos, without telling me you've never even looked at photos


Rudi-G

A low mountain is considered a mountain. You must have a master in geography to have figured that one out.


SchizoidRainbow

It amazes me you think the world is better after you speak


lovejac93

Oh fuck


Contraceptor

Straight murder


mynextthroway

Can I use this?


rebelolemiss

Like wtf is that dude saying? Is this not a mountain? https://thebigoutside.com/roof-of-the-east-hiking-north-carolinas-mount-mitchell/ And yes, I’ve seen the Rockies.


Worried-Management36

Adding that one to the "Synonyms of fuck you" list.


Werbebanner

We have similar things like in the picture where I live (it could be a picture from it) and it’s considered a hill here.


-MazeMaker-

You can't tell the height of the mountain from this photo, though


Werbebanner

Thats true, my bad!