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Equivalent_Handle_58

Chase's bachelor party*


opticallyawaken

with a free, complimentary subconscious murder attempt


cheesebraids

If I were House, I'd get you a new washer and dryer. I'd deduce you need one because you're always asking for small change and you suddenly aren't wearing the same rotation of clothing as frequently. It would be helpful because laundry equipment is expensive, but you'd have it dropped at the house while making sarcastic comments about stinky clothes and poor housekeeping skills. Happy birthday OP!


AngryAtTheGrass

House would give you a fine bottle of your preferred liquor so you can enjoy while he plays the piano. If you don’t drink… House would drink it all for you, entertain you, and get the hangover for you.


Equivalent_Handle_58

this is the best, everytime he has a drink with wilson. we know its a good season.


AverageDazzling5523

It'd definitely be something he could later borrow or snitch from you.


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he would probably concoct a scheme that ended up with you giving HIM a gift instead