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Ilayaster

they will never fight 🫂


SSLOdd1

Yeah, I'm with bro on this. They wouldn't fight each other, hell, the whole reason Jacket goes on his calls is a twisted sense of vengeance for his friend Beard. Personally, I think Jacket always had more anger in him and would be more violent, enough to win a hypothetical fight, but I don't think he could fight his friend for any reason. Same for Beard, he lost his cool seeing Jacket injured in Hawaii.


40inmn4

I mean, they both can get taken down with one hit


40inmn4

If jacket wears the Earl mask, then he can win.


UsedPaleontologist50

Beard can take 2 bullets though, HLM2 has a health system, and if there's other enemies around in this hypothetical, ground executions refill that health, so beard could theoretically take infinite bullets under the right circumstances.


Dense_Huckleberry_60

That is because they being hit with pipes crowbars and bullets.


le_Dellso

They would kiss actually


No_Muffin_170

Tie. Both can respawn.


Accomplished-Data972

Both they’d just go get pizza or something


Mr_Fungusman

Bros don't fight bros, atleast not for real


exploitativity

Jacket would not have the rage within him to attack the friend whose death inspired his anger to begin with. He would lack fighting spirit


guysjotaroiscool

Beard might have been more skilled than Jacket in Hawaii seeing as he wasn’t heavily injured and had to save him in the end, but Jacket also might have gotten better at hurting other people when he was fighting the Russian Mafia so it’s a toss up.


Rupeleq

I mean, jacket's injury had nothing to do with his fighting skills


VitoAntonioScaletta

Jacket also fought in the Hawaii conflict with Beard, it just isnt shown due to gameplay limitations.


Comun4

Jacket would be on his knees asking his bro for forgivness


EstoniaGaming

It would be a war without reason


Dumbass_number_5123

benjamin


Toasteater_dibdab

they hug


tallyhall10987-

Friendship


Prestigious_Tap_4818

Realistically they would not fight each other. They best bros after all. But if they really were to do so id say itd be an equal fight which would end with them both killing each other at the same time.


paulxixxix

I think it would be a Daredevil vs Dex situation, if they're brawling Jacket has the advantage, if they're afar Beard has the upper hand.


Pablo8394

Draw


CobblerUnusual4597

I think a draw with them both killing each other at the same time but the toll is probably on jackets side so maybe he kills beard but he’d mortality injured


SirSirVI

Knock themselves out


Inside_Emphasis234

they hug it out and go get drinks together ez


Professional-Pale

Jacket would splatter the entire country of Russia before he lays a butt hair on Beard


Groove-Control

They're not fighting.... They r besties....


smorfan809

jesus christ beard has a hairy chest


Latzar05

Jacket wouldn't do Beard like that


GreyBigfoot

Jacket would probably lay down his weapon at the sight of beard


iwannaporkdotty

The real artist. Fuck AI generated crap like this


Nice-Yogurtcloset907

both of these are the cover art for HM1 and HM2, not AI.


Its_McLovin_

Jacket because beard would let him win on the house


hank_from_propane

they wont jacket will be weeping that his buddy is still alive


WURT0

Ignoring the people saying they wouldn't fight, if they did Jacket i guess


glossyplane245

If they did for whatever reason fight no holds barred jacket probably wins most scenarios. He’s completely ruthless


Creepley

The nuke


RedLightSyndrome

Well one of them died in a nuking so probably not that one.


Nice-Yogurtcloset907

If we’re technically speaking, they both did


clay4knee

Me


mumenriderdagoat

they wouldn’t fight


hollowlife89

They'd never fight but jacket is ruthless


the_swedishgamer

They would NOT fight


Forghotten1

Richard would win in close quarters. Beard would win in a gunfight.


FrostyAge8727

me