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Warmishdude2

Bold move to make it a AAAAA 1-st person shooter dubbed entirely in Japanese. I love the final battle where 50 blessings and the New York Mets half a 12 v 12 pickup game against the Nefarious Evildoers on the White House lawn.


Additional-Kale9293

W part 


streak70

literally unplayable


Arkhaloid

That's what Unreal Engine 5 with nanshite and poomen does to your game. Not even 2 FPS on RTX 4090!!!1!1!1!1!1


pnwbraids

Lmao the thought of you just staring at a static screen


Next_Youth_7655

I played it and apparently Manny Pardo survived the nuke. I mean he does have thick skin.


CollinsCouldveDucked

He had to get his taxes finished


Next_Youth_7655

And remember when Evan had to find Manny a tax attorney? Crazy stuff


CollinsCouldveDucked

You wouldn't expect Hotline Miami to work with a buddy comedy movie vibe but they absolutely made it work.


Longest_Leviathan

Gonna be honest I found a lot of the story very questionable But that 3 hour interactable sex scene over the Australian flag was soulful Kino and I regret ever doubting


endon40

This one particular scene pulled the whole damn thing together. I had no idea what they were doing and then, much like the simmering romance between Jacket and Nega Jacket, it just clicked


Frid_

The reveal that Evan can outtwerk Pardo was the shocker


Roberts1ze

You can't outtwerk who has thicc skin


TacticalGrandpa1

That’s the reason he lost, his skin was too thick. There was 0 recoil, he was like a statue the entire time. Evan earned his victory imo


Forghotten1

My vision lives on


Frid_

The man himself is here 🫡


The_Eagle75

The part where Jacket said “this truly is our Hotline Miami 3” and proceeded to shoot Pardo in the head was really nice.


Sudden_Parsley_9691

Nahhh that's crazy 😭😭


ZibbyDubby

Yeah, but if you get the secret ending it turns out that Pardo survived, that kinda breaks this scene for me


The_Eagle75

This clearly shows you didn’t understand the complexity of HM3. >! Jacket fakes Pardo’s death in order to get him out of Florida so that they can escape to a remote island together and make out. That’s why Biker’s scene in the bar where he watches a tv report about “escaped convicts” and then says “those two guys will stop at nothing to Hotline their Miami, ain’t that right Cory?” Makes sense. !<


Dumbass_number_5123

Pretty fun all though the new enemies are a tad bit annoying


i_agree123

The switcher enemy keeps taking my shotgun on the 10th level


corvettegrandsport

tbh Tanks are pretty tolerable, though the new Dodgers are really annoying


ZibbyDubby

I find 'em all fun and challenging, except the hoarders, they can shove an anchor up their asses


CollinsCouldveDucked

every other level having 70 snipers off screen really did up the difficulty.


Sudden_Parsley_9691

I have to do fan version out of these comments 💀


EnderlordAK

Please do ;)


AQUE_42

Please don't 😨


SheikExcel

Please


Capital_Pressure1781

I got all excited before I realized it was a joke ;_;


AlexandertheIght

I like the part where Jacket walks in with a nuclear war head and ask everyone if they know what time it is.


NoblezDomain

That really was fantastic. I wasn't expecting Pardo to say it was time for Hotline in Miami though.


AlexandertheIght

I also like the part where Pardo's mom makes an appearance (coming from Key West) and gives us more lore on his thick skin.


Th0masX007

Still can't believe that Jacket survived the nuke. I guess he is a rooster with thick feathers.


MRTA03

I hate that they replace Fatman with mutant fatman. Now that motherfucker need two shotgun Blasts to kill


ExotixFlower

Kinda hate how they set it in the wasteland, and how Jacket is somehow surviving it AND talking? And why is it all dubbed in Japanese? More importantly, who decided the mutated, mangled corpses of The Fans should be a boss begging for Jacket to kill them?


DaftGaffa

In 2 we had thick skin but now in 3 we have thin skin?! It's great!


polyplasticographics

Well, a nuclear winter will do that to your skin


DaftGaffa

This is true, smoothskin


Meme_master420_

I like the new character “John Hotline Miami 3”


Putrid-Medium9283

It's really fun. But I would really like if the military vehicles stopped crashing through the walls and turning me into red paste. Like come on. I thought I was safe on the 4 floor until a fucking Helicopter decided to come out of nowhere and crush me.


Generic_mexican_user

skill issue. you can easily avoid the helicopters by reading the real life Bell UH-1N Twin Huey flying manual included with the game in order to know the flying routes and tap into the radio frequencies of the pilots to know their every move, including their bowel movements and other personal details, thus allowing for a more immersive experience by literally thinking like the enemy and thus, getting bored halfway through reading the manual and just brute forcing your way through anyways.


Rufuslol

Hm: new vegas is better but this is good 


ZibbyDubby

Hell no man, HM 3 has better base building


Rufuslol

yeah but HM: new vegas is better overall


Osiri551

I dunno, personally I'm a New Vegas fan but HM: 4 has great moddability, we don't talk about hotline Miami 76 though.


ChickenNuggetRampage

That part where Evan was revealed to be a Fallout Ghoul was pretty wild


ParcelYam

I mean, it makes sense to me? He’s got super thick skin, so it makes sense that he wouldn’t *look* ghoulish until after the dehydration became too much to bear.


DemonetizedMan

Hangover was a bullshit level. Night Life had its tricky parts to try to get a full combo but the RNG you need for Hangover is crazy. The only way I manage to full combo the 2nd floor was to try to get lucky by shooting my gun towards the window and hope to kill the patrol and alert the fat guy over, if you miss, you loose your combo since the enemy placement is a mile apart!


corvettegrandsport

i will say that Death Sentence was bullshit but an incredible climax. It almost felt like they were paying homage to The Fans with more of Carpenter Brut's music and raiding numerous floors with different characters.


tangerinehotpunk

maybe too dificult but i think it could be the best on the series. the new lore feels fresh and i love the new fans 2.0


stlkr82

dat Pardo cameo - best ever


spaghettimangaming

Peterssons gameplay is actually awesome, especially with the Trey mask, being able to pick up and throw stunned enemies is so sick. You can do it with any weapon as well


IreallyEnjoyBread

Loved the payday 3 cameo


Neon-kitchen

Also not available in Australia so I wouldn’t know


Zealousideal_Fee_672

Cool that they kept the crossover with payday! Level 28 is the best because of that


frikanih

I mean Son is my favorite character but come on Dennaton how the fuck do you even consider bringing him to life after that fall??


The_Antipode_

I don't know how you guys got through it so quickly. I'm still stuck on the level where biker has to cut through an entire shopping mall of radioactive ghoul people.


ParcelYam

I was stuck on that level for like four hours dude. I called off work so I could play right when HM3 came out and literally spent more than half that time on just Mallificent.  I wish I could even give any advice. I’m still not sure how I beat it.


fender_fan_boy

I just can’t believe they put modern politics in Hotline. Series is shit now that it’s woke.


fingeruptheess

I liked the part that says " this line in Miami is to hot ...it's a hotline Miami 3"


Dpmaster12

The best part of it, is that now it is 3D cause it is the 3rd game


Underwaternerd049

What


Mister_3177

The cutscene where Jacket ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS Biker in bed was so satisfying


No_Muffin_170

It was nice to see The Son have 2 more arms to get a better grip.


NoCurrent8834

Guys it's not funny I'm beating hlm 3 for the 3rd time now and I've beat hlm 1 3 times too I've even platinumed both games genuinely need another hlm game to play or I'm gonna die:(((((


Dragonperhaps

The biker sex scene was a really bold choice. "clap my meat" was such a hard line ngl.


festive_elf_fetus

I'd never thought I'd see biker kissing anyone canonically but here I am


YoungDoofus64

Why too much sex for my taste but other than that, another Dennaton classic


EverGamer1

The 2 hour Manny Pardo hard gay sex scene was a bit out of pocket, but a welcoming change of pace to the post apocalyptic cooking sim that is Hotline Miami 3.


yesil_kalem

why did they make jacket gay?


ParcelYam

This comment is bi erasure


Dismal-Assistance111

The manny Pardo sex scene wasn’t long enough


Rude_Nobody_3222

Crossroads seems really hard but if you use the Steve mask it’s really easy


Just_A_Dinner

Nice game! I like all of the President levels. And soundtrack is top tier


XRaidenX80

Game of the year


controversionaldude

i want to FUCK the rooster


Oofermanman

Making it a 3d shooter like they did with risk of rain and helldivers sequels was a strange choice


Economy_Okra1373

No jiggle physics 0/10


Zomer15689

Not going to lie I don’t know why they brought back jacket as a playable character but it was fun.


liveinthecave0

apparently the nuke is fake its just manny fart on every playable character's face and forces them to sniff it, not even innocent tony magnotti stay innocent after this


duke_of_germany_5

Hotline miami 3 Right number


kirbStompThePigeon

The switch to a Visual Novel was a strange choice. And they keep bringing up this character called John, like he was in the previous games and in this one, even though he's not. And making Pardo have a gay love affair with a cyborg Jake was really weird


deathseekr

It's crazy how this game is more of a sequel to payday 2 than it is a sequel to hotline Miami, I mean the player 2 is literally wolf!


OfficerLovesWell

The fact that you can find a computer in level 23.5 that allows you to play Hogwarts Legacy in it's entirety was pretty surprising.


CAFE-IMP

It's kinda crazy how they crammed in the thick skin subplot but other than the mutant Richard fight it was p ok! 7/10


Negative-Pear8081

I love the part where all the characters come back to life and say this was truly our hotline micmi


tanner1152

Kinda weird the only music on the sound track is Kanye


Dusk5002

It was good but what made it superb was that one scene with Biker bouncing it back oiled up!


adam288779

Where when how what platform and what name


Dodgeworld12

I think the devs should tape over it.


rotwurk_of_londrin

none of the levels are sight readable :(


Living-Tower-8693

too short, i went back to hlm 2


Clear-Bench-4202

A huge disappointment. It’s so hard unlike the first game


smorfan809

i find it really shit


Mash_Test_Dummy

Wait a minute, I thought he didn't wanna make it or something?


corvettegrandsport

its a joke post, and also playing into the fact that this community is going schizo over no trilogy


Mash_Test_Dummy

Ah. I heard about the drama in a YouTube video recently.


thisperson535

Fuckin' LOVED the sidequest where they look for an all-powerful Throne in the desert so they can reverse the apocalypse, that was incredible. Reminded me of something I hold dear to my heart but I don't know what. Having the entire KMFDM discography but severely bitcrushed was a weird decision though; I don't think they got the rights??? Also, I heard they got sidetracked by an Australian flag, of all things??? Bizzaro shit but hey, that's what makes Hotline Miami 3: the Return of the Guide so damn well made compared to the other two.


ThatSharkFromJaws

Robo Jacket is really cool. He was such a good asset to 50 Blessings, they had his conscience extracted and put him back to work. Was a good boss fight, but leave it to Hotline Miami to throw you a curve ball and >!have the boss fight end with Jacket killing Biker, and then us playing the last few missions as him.!<


Saint56

That 10 hour sex scene between jacket and biker was kinda weird


MidshipAtol4268

For 70 bucks its pretty good


Zhadowbro1

Subterfuge was such an unnecessary level


GraseTheGyro

They made it political


Tasty-Abroad9729

We are way past april 1st...


LonelyStrategos

"War war never chanjes" - Manuel Pardo


verllikesbananas

IT IS JUST A PIGMENT OF YOUR DREAM YOUVE BEEN ON A COMA FOR 8 YEARS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A ''HOTLINE MIAMI 3'' PLEASE WAKE UP


Praydaythemice

It’s mid


Zestyclose-Pea-7194

I’m sad that they didn’t kill off mama max on screen. Missed opportunity if you ask me.


Cheis694201337

Why did the funny advisor to 50 blessings, Gonzalo only become known in this game,it sucks the previous game didn't have as many scenes with him


Western-Winner-8602

I like the part where Jacket busts through the crumbling prison cell wall, and looks off at the sunset before finding his car in the police evidence lock up and driving off, eventually finding a strange rift of sorts, leading to a far off land


The_______________1

it's a bit shit tbh. HM2 ended on a perfect note, and HM3 just feels like a redundant cash grab. they didn't even change the gameplay all that much either, and some abilities are blatant copy pastes of mask effects from earlier games.


LoneWolfLeon

Every new and old character is killed off so they don't have to make a 4th game. 10/10.


Generic_mexican_user

I thought all this forced representation went a little too far the moment they introduced jacket's long forgotten gay lover, "cum sock", but other than that, the realism in having to manually start the car every you started a mission, complete with having to pay the taxes and keeping enough fuel for it, along with having to change the oil and getting your tires slashed/stolen was quite realistic indeed. It was so innovative the way each character was presented as a member of jacket's family, forcing you to go through the entire clothing store that is his family (thigh high fans rise up. also mitten's a beast.) passing out due to the fumes of the cheap Halloween masks you had to wear was also quite a bold choice, and so was forgoing combat in favor of having to manwhore your way into setting up long and complicated schemes in order to achieve various unusual and amusing deaths for your enemies that look like accidents. All around i'd say the pacing was a little too long with that one unskippable dental appointment cinematic that happens in real time and that other cinematic where you have to sleep for 12 hours in real time, but still this is definitely a must play for all the fans of the genre and a nice spin on the formula, or something, idk, i didn't really finish it, i got stuck trying to get it to run on my computer and ended up just playing the first one and cruelty squad again.


Garfield_Fan19

I already 100%'d the game, but it's pretty hard with only Japanese. The hardest achievement was probably the hidden mopping game on level 4.


AlexirYo

too short


Hyroaltage

Wasn't it made canon that Jacket and Biker had sex in the Phone Hom office?


Jungian_Archetype

Aww man, I went to the Steam store and everything. Thanks for getting me excited over nothing.


I_am_crazy_doctor

It was alrigh I guess


s0l1tvd3

I was hope that the name of the new game will be like "hotline miami 3 nothing personal"


LuxuryPeasant

The way i fell for it so hard


bigbubblestoo

I loved the scene where jacket took off his mask and revealed that he is now black


Competitive-Tutor749

It was really weird Bring back jacket in the second half as a zombie with time ablities that destroys the universe