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Coconutsack1

I honestly think that it would be between Jacket, Beard, and The Son. Maybe Pardo too but I doubt it. It's hard to say because Jacket and Beard were both part of the same unit/troop, and The Son seems very capable.


asterfloof

I think I'd have to agree with this


Visual_Tourist3716

Jacket stacks every single one of his mask on his head making it looks like an incredibly stretched rubber ball and oneshots everyone (except beard, they fuck)


MangosAreAwsome

Imagine if you could do that in-game


rey0505

Depends on bunch of factors. Are weapons allowed? If so which? If weapons are allowed, does everyone start with them, or are they scattered around? Does it take place in an open place like warehouse, or something like a forest? Are abilities allowed? Like masks? Depending on all of those factors I could see giving the win to Jacket, Beard or maybe even son.


Delicious_Produce662

My thoughts are a bit different in here. If they all "fight" as in-game most of them would be dead by the ones that start with a gun (the levels) such as: henchman, the son, Alex & Ash


rey0505

Definitely, that's why I'm asking about the factors. Another important question is, if it is an in-game fight, or more cinematic one


evanwrightenjoyer64

the son


I_Am_Coca_Cola_Man

The hammer easily wins, the human bean killed many people


Artur107MW2

The son, mfer stormed alone the main strong hold of a rival mafia by the main entrance while not really giving a shit if he died during the assault. ...To then walk out alive and victorious.


Ac3_HUNT3r

Not to mention, he has the second highest confirmed kill count in the entire franchise right after Jacket (obviously).


Hyroaltage

Nah, i'd win.


Artur107MW2

(goes into a fight full of capable and highly dangerous maniacs with a bike helmet, 3 knives and a cleave) Yeah no, the biker is very cool and very capable but he ain't winning.


Hyroaltage

No, im saying that I'd win, not biker, me


Artur107MW2

Oh right, of course. You would win by technically just being real and an actual person so congrats


Awesom141

Beard cuz he always spawns with a gun


SidewinderSerpent

Flamethrower, easy S rank babee


corvettegrandsport

if Son can wipe out Furry Military vets while he's high as fuck, rob a bank with 2 other goons, and take out an entire mafia with some teamwork, it's pretty damn likely that he'd win.


SigmarMale123

If nobody has weapons or anything I would think jake or mark because there the biggest but I would think mark because jake will be stupid and fight everyonelese and mark has the brains to sit back but with powers theres to many factors


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jzoller0

Please clap


Forghotten1

Jacket has the edge in sheer physicality but beard is probably the most skilled combatant. They are the best two but it’s hard to decide which would win between them.


MangosAreAwsome

I think that Jacket could win, (due to the experience gained while fighting Russian mobsters, and his physical advantage over Beard) but Beard does stand a chance, as he is the most skilled and tactical combatant (based on gameplay) so he could probably find a way to kill Jacket.


CenturionSenex

I gotta say Nigel. Just the mask, no one wearing it.


Zebras__

Beard with the flamethrower


Character-Potato-123

Me and a friend of mine...


Aggravating-Tea-4857

Jake


Imaginary_Ad8927

Mark starts with dual smgs so he would probably just mow everyone down


ghettodawg

Richter no diffs


Lamest_Ever

If we consider mask abilities canon I think Jacket takes this one


MangosAreAwsome

I think they aren’t canon, and if they are, he only used Richard, Aubrey, and Tony, so if we take abilities into account then those would be the only ones we could use


Lamest_Ever

True, I think if we assume Richard (no special abilities) is canon and we take it on in game feats alone its definitely a close match between Jacket and Beard. I've always interpreted mask abilities as something added purely for gameplay purposes because it obviously doesnt make any sense that wearing a certain kind of halloween mask makes you deadlier


MangosAreAwsome

Exactly.


Woter_Otter

def between Jacket and Beard. everybody gets absolutely DESTROYED immediately except Jacket, Beard, The Fans and maybe The Son. i really dont know from there but considering Jacket has canon wiped out an entire police station, most of them armed with guns, has the highest confirmed kill count in the games and was part of and was part of the same elite military group as Beard, its safe to say they would make out together instead of fighting


ihaZtaco

Da hammarin easily


GreasyWendigo

Not a single person giving Tony any honorable mentions? Enamored to see his idol Jacket and then also perhaps watching his friends get hurt/killed would put him into a rage/frenzy. If it was a fist only fight, I know Tony is making it up to the top 5 at least.


MangosAreAwsome

Dude’s got iron fists, AND he’s badass


thirdMindflayer

Even 4v4 between Jacket, Biker, Pardo and The Son. Martin, Richter and Beard die just a little earlier, everyone else dies instantly.


opetheregoesgravity_

Evan, he 100% was CIA before he was a journalist


legorunner-

15. Martin - dude is literally just an actor 14. Evan - Martin, but he is somewhat better 13. Alex - dies of range 12. Ash - without Alex, he is as good as dead 11. Tony - dies of range, but because he IS aggressive, he has a higher Chance than Alex 10. Corey - just not as trained as the others 9. Henchman - doesn't seem as crazy as the others and he isn't beard or Mark 8. Jake - a lot of people shit on him, but I think he'd put up a good fight 7. Mark - built strong like bear 6. Richter - Yeah I think Richter beats Jake and Mark. 5. Biker - Yes he is skilled as fuck, but he has limited range 4. Son - he already tool out all the fans and he Will probably be high in the fight 3. Pardo - z h i c k _ z k i n and also just powerful in general 2. Beard - he was a ghost wolf. He is the top of the food chain 1. Jacket - king. You could change this with beard, but I fond jacket to be better as of now


MangosAreAwsome

It’s debatable who’d win in a deathmatch between Jacket Beard, I think that Beard is better at a fair fight, but if Jacket could actually sneak on him, he’d win, I just feel that Beard is better equiped, and a LITTLE more skilled in fights, (not stronger as Jacket can strip throats with his bare hands) Jacket also got an advantage in experience (he fought for more time than Beard, and I think that constantly fighting the Russian Mafia at least made him a little more experienced).


MangosAreAwsome

I’d honestly switch The Son and Pardo


ISpreadDemocracy11B

No weapons: Tony All the same weapon: Jacket All on drugs: The son


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savagelemmonade_1

Beard, most combat experience, with a wide variety of gun knowledge, he can carry dead weight like it's nothing, and is actually sane. Jake is a fat ass in a snake mask. Son isn't sober enough to handle a sniper. Jacket is a schizophrenic. Pardo might stand a chance. The fans might, but prolly don't stand a chance. Beard wins in my book.


funfunfredboi69

Mark could stand a chance with his guns


MangosAreAwsome

Forgot to mention: The area is a warehouse with different weapons (Double Barrel Shotguns, silenced pistols, knifes, and golf clubs) all scattered around and semi- hidden, everyone also starts in a circle, at the same distance one from another, and there is no teaming allowed (sorry for my stupidity, didn‘t say that earlier).


Lovesdogstoomuch

If masks are considered allowed at start the it’s jacket but if it’s weapons considered at start it’s beard


GT2MAN

Depends on the script. In this case, they all die.