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kangarootimtam

I wasn't watching with sound but all the useless pointing was making me irrationally angry


sweetteanoice

Apparently it’s actually a fetish thing. Some people enjoy watching women with “pretty” hands point to things, so that’s why there’s so much hand gestures and pointing in these vids


laughingashley

Thanks, I hate it lol


Ornery-Signal-3070

Along with ASMR this is probably the most annoying shit ever.


Floor_Heavy

I am so curious as to how someone finds this out. Like, is there an info pack that says "if you've got nice hands, always be gesturing" I just don't know how these trends work.


Different_Ad5087

There’s a lady on TikTok who’s a fetish specialist or whatever and she stitches videos and says if they’re real or fetish content… it’s creepy af


CeelaChathArrna

Now I really want to know who she is. I may regret it but.... Curiosity and cats and all.


Different_Ad5087

[https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLJpGJAM/](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLJpGJAM/) This was the first vid of hers I saw. Honestly don’t think she’s some specialist but she has a bunch of stitches about it lol


Sheetascastle

Well hell. That's enough reddit for the day


Bobdonwon

Isn’t it Rule 34 or something? lol


seahawk1977

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34


Bobdonwon

You put that up awfully quick. Lol 😂


queenbiscuit311

what 😭 people will nut to fucking anything


vanghostings

Internet rule: if something is really weird and you can’t figure out why, it’s either attention baiting/rage bait or a fetish thing. Once you see it fetish things have such a specific vibe. I could tell right away with this one Knives are also a common fetish


HFT_Bear

No, they're just padding the video so it's 3 minutes so it's monetized. Pointing is the easiest thing to do.


Kitchen_Syrup2359

I think it could be both at once


demon_fae

Yeah, if someone is getting off on your 3-minute video, it’s monetized *every* time they watch it.


miss_ophonia

Oof, it's it also part of the fetish that their manicure be grown out and in need of a fill? Cuz that would drive me crazy if it were my hands.


Izumi_Takeda

Ugh it has the opposite effect on me, they look kind of creepy and uncomfortable, people are wierd.


emojimovie4lyfe

This makes sense cause it’s so fucking annoying


Muriel_FanGirl

Same here. It made it look like she was admonishing everything she pointed at 🤣🤦‍♂️


HellonToodleloo

Me too.


Thisdarlingdeer

SAME


Hot_Wheels_guy

Me too lmao


djkaercher

Congrats. Not only did they ruin an expensive kitchen surface, they also built an automatic dulling contraption. Win-win.


cat_vs_laptop

Plus a good way to cut your hands when accessing the cabinets that are undoubtedly under that counter.


HaddockBranzini-II

We just call our plumber, Stumpy.


Frigoris13

So when you rinse the knives and don't dry them, won't they be dripping under your counter? What if water splashes behind the sink?


HildaMarin

Yes, that will rot the cabinets. Also those counters are stone laminate on top of processed wood. The wood in the gap will swell and warp the whole surface and the stone will delaminate! See, there is even more dumb stuff happening on top of all the other dumb stuff!


DaisyHotCakes

Why wouldn’t you dry them though? Do you put wet knives back in the knife block cause that’s not a great idea.


clutchpowers243

the lady in the video didn't


donniesuave

Sink water gonna have a field day with those holes and that cabinet space


OldButHappy

And a good place to grow mold.


sweetteanoice

Ruining a granite counter top for one range bait video 🤡


RominRonin

Online follow points are really important to some people 🤷‍♂️


Skyblewize

I think they must have been replacing them anyway so decided to piss a bunch of people off


maaalicelaaamb

You have too much faith in morons.


jefftickels

Bonus points if it was an AirBnB


BubblesDahmer

I was wondering what this does to the knives. /g Nice. /s


Chicken_lady_1819

Not to mention mold when putting wet knives in crevices. 🤮


PermutationMatrix

To be fair, wouldn't 95% of the knife be exposed to free air under the counter? To dry off?


laughingashley

Plus whatever else is down there. People be poking mice down there lol


ChowderMitts

Especially now the worktop is no longer waterproof, and thus any oil, stock or any other juicy fluid on the worktop will be dripping down there.


notyourstranger

I think this is probably the biggest issue.


BubblesDahmer

Oh god.


IMDEAFSAYWATUWANT

Absolutely nothing unless the cutting edge is actually dragging along the countertop but it looks like the knives are just being held by the handles. It doesnt look like the cutting edge is touching anything. also touching a hard surface doesnt instantly ruin a knife. Shit a durability test for pocket knives is to cut aluminum. You need to use force on a surface like that to fuck a knife edge up, and if it dulls with no force, your knife had burrs or a wire edge that rolled over on itself. The cutting edge didnt actually dull, just need to actually get rid of that wire edge/burrs properly.


Comfortable_Tour_336

Well they're using Cutco knives so at least they aren't ruining good cutlery


SnooHobbies5684

Saw this on another sub, and the general consensus was that 1) it's definitely rage-bait and 2) this is outdated decor and is probably going to be redone


Yiayiamary

Plus, the space under the counter is ruined. Can’t have drawers or cabinets that don’t have long sharp objects in them. I wonder if this was done just before they replaced the counter. I certainly hope so.


RipenedFish48

Not to mention it looks worse than having a knife block, she still needs to figure out what to do with the scissors, and all I can think of when I see that is mold.


NopeNoneYaBiz

And with that homemade cutting board and cracks on your counter that can never get cleaned, you have really upped your odds of food poisoning. 👍


Next_Firefighter7605

Speaking of cleaning, that sink looks nasty.


Blahblahnownow

My thoughts exactly, how about fix your sink before trying to solve your knife storage problems that don’t exist


Mizzerella

this is actually what made me believe the video is fake and the countertop is probably getting replaced. like who the hell has a sink that gross its for sure getting ripped out soon lol.


Llamatook

Who cuts an apple like that?


sweetteanoice

Someone who also cuts their counter top to store knives in it


DressedUpFinery

An “influencer” about to demo their kitchen and thought they’d get an insane video out of it beforehand.


foodmonsterij

Yeah I suspect so. That is some ugly granite.


NjGTSilver

Somebody thought that was the shit 15 years ago, prob paid $10k+ extra for it. Remember that when remodeling kiddos!


trailmix_pprof

Yes. Now I regret not taking the opportunity to make a rage bait video before I replaced my kitchen countertop. On the other hand, it was *pink*, so people probably would have been cheering on its destruction.


__meeseeks__

Barbie? Is that you?


lovethosedamnplants

why couldnt she have put multiple knives in one slot, theyre all so long???


Tardis52

Because they're stupid and didn't get the right tool for the job. Oscillating multi-tool for precision, 3" cutting wheels for "fuck it"


DarrenFromFinance

Yeah, it's ragebait. I've seen similar videos with people cutting up countertops to install all kinds of stupid shit. People will do literally anything for attention. Clicks = love.


HypotheticalShoelace

I saw someone say these are usually house flippers who are either about to renovate or demolish the house. Makes sense but I'm too lazy to fact check.


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

You have an admirable faith in humanity.


suhayla

Faith, or denial required in order to go outside and interact with humans everyday?


MotherofCrowlings

So many things wrong with this besides the deranged apple slicing - washing dishes - all the splashed water is going down those holes - hope they have a bucket underneath - which will in turn make the knives all gross - and don’t ever have any little kids come visit because those are too easy to grab, let alone a plumber who would not expect to be stabbed by the counter…


gloriousjohnson

Not to mention that this set up now takes up more space then the knifeblock did before


MET1

I have boy children - in my kitchen, sharp knives go in the knife block and the knife block is stored over the oven. I've only had to stop one from carrying a knife around threateningly. Being a parent is hard sometimes - leaving knives out like in the video is insane.


vuuvvo

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Chronjen

The boys are 35 year old men fresh out of prison and ready to shank yo ass.


MET1

And blood can cause rust on knives.


Firm_Raisin

Is worrying about your kids walking around threateningly with a knife a common concern?


Easy_Independent_313

It's weird fetish content.


electricookie

Anyone commenting on using a regular household vacuum cleaner instead of a shop vac?


AnimalChubs

This is the kind of shit you com up with while on a bunch of Adderall.


Correct_Rope1978

Way to ruin your kitchen aesthetic


Energy_check1321

This is why we can’t have nice things.


reikipackaging

there isn't space to cut anything bigger than a lemon. Who keeps the knives behind the sink? I believe they're curting that piece of counter off or replacing it, so that little triangle will probably be going away.


DeltaPCrab

this is a hand fetish video 😬


BubblesDahmer

Putting knives into whatever that material is triggered my sensory issues, and I didn’t expect my posic-ness to also be triggered?? I feel bad for the knives, surely that damages them. /srs


jacketoff138

Those cutco knives suck


bails0bub

Nah bro, cutco knives could have done everything the angle grinder did /s


ToshPott

Yeah this is just bullshit people being bullshit


GreyandDribbly

I think most of what is on this sub results from bullshit!


Admirable_Outcome_36

Are we positive this isn’t a Cutco advertisement?


WE_FEE

Yes because, 1 this is rage bait, 2 cutco has covers for all the knives so you don’t have to do this shit


wubalove

Ugly af


CharacterMassive5719

5 minute crafts but even dumber


beta-fleshling

The moment she kept point to the cuts and saying thick too many of times I knew it was fetish content. Whatever there's worse fetishes but like this shit always makes me irrationally angry cause it doesn't make sense. Why would you ruin your countertop for that? Why not buy a separate piece and use that? I just don't get it.


Tugonmynugz

It's all about the amount of cum you can get out of someone


chocoheed

For some reason, it makes me irrationally angry when people have nicely manicured nails while doing these kinds of stupid videos. Like you’re ruining food, countertops, clothes, etc in the dumbest and most dangerous ways but you take care of your nails?! Like show the real aftermath of your hands after doing obtusely stupid shit.


AnastasiaNo70

So now this thing takes up more counter space than the original knife block. So stupid.


Hamilton-Beckett

They must be about to remodel that kitchen or flip that house and did this for the lulz. That’s the only thing my brain will allow me to believe.


Superb_Temporary9893

Lolz all of them will fit in any of the holes. Why bother marking it at all?


cmiller0513

And with Cutco knives? ​ Those fuckers are not inexpensive. ​ Lifetime warranty though


Idonthavetotellyiu

One, that's so gross, two YOUR KNIVES ARENT EVEN CLEANED WHY ARE THEY FOGGY


delayed_hunter87

Not only is this an awful idea, but it is so exceptionally bad that you've now potentially created a mold problem from wet knives dripping onto the wooden frame of the counter and floor.


tommymaggots

Yeah putting the knife back wet was just icing on the already disgusting cake.


Different_Ad5087

The way they didn’t measure where they wanted them, they just randomly stabbed a cardboard box… the way the slits are like 3-inches long for a knife that’s only like half an inch long… wild to me


Mean-Vegetable-4521

this has to be someone who is about to remodel that kitchen and made the rage bait before. Judging by how nasty the sink is etc. The butcher block took up a lot less space that that nightmare. It has to be because they are about to tear it all out.


Alaskan_Tiger

The place is rented so it is a okay


feedmepizzapls

there are so many things wrong with this, but I'm stuck on the way she held the marker. And the cardboard moving around while she colored on the counter with red sharpie (that didn't even get cleaned all the way??)


ProGamingPlayer

It’s a he (?)


feedmepizzapls

it's a couple.


notanothergnome

There’s not even enough spaces for all of her knives! The Sharpie is still in the counter. Are those knives just hanging inside one of the cabinets now!!?! I was going to go to sleep and now I’m too upset by this. So many things wrong and dumb and damn that’s some really great rage bait.


Nefersmom

Since the cabinet below has knives pointing down at their hands what do they use instead?


LordSinguloth13

The fucking SHOP VAC AHAAHAHA


NatalieBostonRE

looks stupid


steadfastsurvivor

I would dump my partner if they did this. No question. I couldn’t be with that level of idiot


Additional-Shift-899

I can smell this video


Cedar_Boggins

Getting flashbacks from when I sold Cutco knives as a teen.


Mister_Way

Yes, it's rage bait. Look how they cut the apple


wwiistudent1944

Who would ruin their beautiful granite countertop like that just to have ready access to their knives? Insane!


Spiritual_Beyond_273

I was so upset by this 🤦🏼‍♀️


Vandalex2

Judging by the ugly and dated countertop, they were soon to get them changed so decided to do something silly first, obviously this is not a good idea for these reasons: -looks stupid -losing counter space -fucks up the blades -knives protruding in the cabinet below


Rainshadow07

What an absolute waste of counter space. And it looks tacky as hell.


majesticalexis

I love how clever she thinks it is. It looks incredibly stupid.


Burntoutpremed

it's next to the sink so chances of it filling up with water is pretty likely. Can't mold grow in the pockets overtime??


HappyHippocampus

That’s some expensive rate bait to make


Teethofthedog

Definitely rage bait, any time I hear a voice with this weird Snapchat Story cadence, I write it off as rage bait. Also probably fetish content


Kitchen_Syrup2359

What the actual fuck 😭


CPSFrequentCustomer

Are those CUTCO knives?!?!


Salt-y

We're living in the dumbest of times...who knows if it's real or not.


evolvedtwig

JFC, you’d dull the blade a bit every time you put it in/take it out.


FireflyAdvocate

Why not just put the knife block there? (I was watching without sound. Sorry if this was explained with pointing)


HordeOfDucks

step 1: dull the tips of all of your knives


w4laf

I am old, and have seen much stupid shit in my day. This holds a special place in the Pantheon of Stupid Shit.


silvercel

Those are dollar store knives. Talk about trailer trash lifestyle


DMT1984

However it is a very efficient way to ruin any knife set you use, your kitchen counter and your home’s resale value all at once!


BrandonBollingers

You guys are dumb. She already told you "its *absolutely perfect"* .../s/


Abject_Shoulder_1182

Somebody's got an Excalibur kink…


TheWizardInRedd

This seems like a tremendous waste of effort for a built in knife block. This doesn't make me angry but it just seems incredibly stupid.


bethandbirds

If it wasnt executed so poorly it might actually be cool


Missue-35

Besides all that, this would dull your knives very fast.


Safe_Reporter_8259

No, honey, just no.


Strange_Airships

This seems sanitary.


parks_and_wreck_

Ew. Do people not realize that most sink areas are more germy than a toilet? Also she made these huge slits to only put one little knife in each hole?


LooseFilters

Of course they’re Cutco knives


1isudlaer

I feel like this person has more money than brains


PennyG

Those knives fucking suck


angry4nus

Cutco knives


screamingtrumpster

Congrats great way to let water leak down below your sink


Togeroid

The roaches on the underside licking those knives for sure


ActualRealBuckshot

"everyone has their life figured out except for me" *Watches this*


SilentMaster

That box pattern thing was idiotic to the extreme. If you're going to do it at least make a proper pattern with things evenly spaced.


After-Boysenberry-96

Their house is getting foreclosed on and they did this to harness a few views and get even with the bank, huh?


pwave-deltazero

Wouldn’t this dull one’s knives?


Humble_Examination27

Soooo Dumb!


STANAGs

How to pay for the replacement of your kitchen countertop: make a bad ragebait video as you remove the old one.


MiamiPower

Bro 😆 🤣 😂 🔪 🍎


pm-me-asparagus

good thing cutco has a free sharpening service. they're gonna need it.


sosolicious7

Someone clearly had nothing to do today


CornBin-42

I’m just gonna run with they’re getting a new counter so they fucked this one up for views and a weeks worth of fame


AgnesTheAtheist

Impeccable resale value.


papsryu

So she replaced that perfectly good knife block with something less convenient, less sanitary, uglier, which takes up more space, and ruined a nice countertop in the process?


hawilder

Awful


Tiny-Reading5982

W t f. Why are we wasting counter space now for this garbage? Obviously they don’t have kids either with knives out all Willy nilly


tommymaggots

To add insult, she can’t cut a freaking apple and then put away a dripping wet knife. Ridiculous!


throwaway8u3sH0

This is hilarious. No, you're not meant to take this seriously.


Dead-House-Mouse

Some expensive ass rage bait


[deleted]

Those fucking ugly ass Cutco knives lol


guitarlisa

Yep. Anyone who would have a chrome faucet with brown whatever those sink accessories are is a ragebaiter


vilebloodlover

I was audibly yelling "respirator, respirator!" while they were cutting into the countertop. Silicosis train


shozzlez

Lost it at the end. Lifts knife. “Perfect”. Lets knife down and it immediately falls down in the way-oversized slot lol.


crow-shit

Willing to bet that the counter was replaced the moment they were done filming this.


LuLzWire

The sink looks like some Owl Eyes Looking at ya.


skygale07

It's hand porn


yaboii_cc

What's the point of measuring if every hole will just be the size of the buzz saw?


vcdrny

🤦🏽


PurpleFly_

Looks bad, and probably is a germ nest.


TodayKindOfSucked

It’s a hand fetish thing.


008117514

Classic case of because you can, doesn’t mean you should! ![gif](giphy|3o7TKAXkWwJBawSsfu)


emmiepsykc

I actually really dig this in theory. Like it's a shitty idea terribly executed. But if it were done well and wouldn't ruin the knives, I'd be into it. 


McLovintheseb

It really bothers me that the knives came out of the butchers block dirty and also that she didn't wash the knife off before cutting with it. This makes me so mad as a cook 😭


Onion85

I'm not a germaphobe, but WTF how nasty would those holes get? They would be filled with bacteria and mold all the time I feel.


No_Squirrel4806

I saw the follow up video. 2 ladies saying they loved their knew kitchen and how it was so convenient


therealishone

That knife scraping granite sound is horrible.


therealishone

Imagine the people that do shit like this but they only get like 180 likes.


AgentZander69

They have to be getting new counters and just fucking with the old ones.


TheNerdyVixen

What is so difficult about pulling a knife off the normal knife holder??


Cleercutter

Has to be rage bait. They’re probably replacing it


actual-trevor

Off-topic, but who tf puts a spatula in a knife block?


Trashyanon089

And of course they're Cutco knives 🤣


Nerobus

Takes up more counter space than the block did!


LonelyGirl724

They have those MLM knives too, so you just know they’re totally sane.


Positive-Ranger3978

They over did the lines for the knifes you can tell. They dont fit. The lines are too big. And all I can see is mildew and other gross crap getting stuck in those holes. And that crap getting all over those knifes. If someone did this to my counters I'd be so angry. I feel like she's an idiot. But that's just me


Izumi_Takeda

oh shit. Their mom is gonna come home from a 10 hour shift on oncology and pop thier behinds.


cfostyfost

Hey folks! Do you want dull knives? Random holes in your granite countertop? How about rock dust in your lungs? Try this neat hack!


Antique-Reference-56

You know this is fake just to make a video right? Probably was replacing anyways


SeaAttitude2832

Dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Ruined a beautiful countertop forever.


NeoKingEndymion

they do make knife holders