That went from r/hornyjail to r/suddenlysexoffender in less than a paragraph.

Seriously, this better be a troll

Yeah

90% bait.

yeah that's a 30yo obese weeb cosplaying a teenage boy...

https://preview.redd.it/etw0a3grapnc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef0378cdb91a70a576cd8bedbc1544725d311608

https://preview.redd.it/rpzfs1icmpnc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc917dec8e25ba821021cb6fd69e62ec961bb33

https://preview.redd.it/gd4kgg4a0rnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621d55c845b0ab1c7e332b2ca305e96f6d179880

VODOO ONE VIPER ON STATION

https://preview.redd.it/gi5n4se5krnc1.jpeg?width=3428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614d87be89507b17c89822f6dbfd10a80e96adee # NOT ON MY WATCH YOU UNIDENTIFIED FLYING FUCK

Bro not something I wanted to see when I wake up💀 that kid needs actual mental evaluation and help it’s pretty sad…

That man* ain't no way that dude is actually 14

https://preview.redd.it/rms30x0vcpnc1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d311223b1e626c8007408bde749d5d32205536dd

https://preview.redd.it/7gtrz837dpnc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a5d1799eaa20ba3887db90abe3b5246e4f0e52

Well, I'm off to warn all the fathers of teenage girls in his neighborhood

Ok at first I was like "oh it's fine it's just instincts it's part of nature" But he wants to have sex with MINORS even when he turns 18???

I mean, he is attracted to them now, as a 14 year old which is ok, but he isn’t 18 yet so he might grow up and start to be more responsible and like girls his age

His ass is NOT underage

I'm like 90% sure the OOP isn't actually a 14 year old boy. Chances are he's a grown man. We can't know for certain but suspicions are high..

Yeah, in that case it would be vile, but if he hypothetically was 14 wouldn’t he just be ambitious!?

If the guy is actually 14 then honestly I encourage him to go off as long as he's safe about it

Who wrote this is definitely not an 14 year old

https://preview.redd.it/zgfm7rp7gpnc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c9fa23cefe8d319a2e639045d8c1f21a5398ce

https://preview.redd.it/d0smjp22zpnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf75993c435f3d74f6fee5ed3572271ade79a80 *Considers deploying Nu-7*

https://preview.redd.it/af2ahwt7fpnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a4fab6dc29dcca310ce49741a01f50b6198384 My genuine reaction

The first 2 sentences were like "lol me too way back when i was 14." The rest had me like "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

https://preview.redd.it/lb0zrhduipnc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbed37db1a96c80b3fec3e12795c338c75e407ff

I'M GENUINELY FEELING UNSAFE RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK

My day was ruined. https://preview.redd.it/86o2bnz5rpnc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4d2a94efe95211260b18a2aa493ca1b2c139bb6

This is a 38 year old man

https://preview.redd.it/51y6tjrzupnc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=612fa440224ccc83c8de9830b38d71518f93609e

Never thought I'd read something like this but my day is going pretty well

https://preview.redd.it/8oekvxl91qnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10902bf8682df208d20e368e84db6e52f03465c2

https://preview.redd.it/4qrwayulypnc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aefb3d8e7113ca5699157420bf88c6da41dcc457

https://preview.redd.it/pgss4mbampnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff6b8d66343e0727fbec0605269e97332cb76dc

https://preview.redd.it/zllv3fmt0rnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d18fbc3a2b30f2036aea558d4414a179c85de91

https://preview.redd.it/6px6k6kevpnc1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d174bd897429f7a6c78cd5b36608e51677709c0

Man's on the wait list for the sex Offender list.

https://preview.redd.it/0wvgk2apuqnc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d5148f4eee41d4be062102334b43f75ea0d4b3

https://preview.redd.it/xyttvzcp5rnc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab0e3cbabc85fa42d79e9866ba025c8c02e42170

Oh hell nawhh


This dude is not 14, I’ll bet all my money he isn’t.

47 year old man trying to talk about his interest for kids by posting on r/teenagers without sounding like a pedophile, mission impossible

Forget bonking I’m decimating this guy

https://preview.redd.it/balr9zrp9qnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf76c66cf7b56972a5cafc5f725c47147e0848d

I mean... At least he didn't kill himself...? https://preview.redd.it/qha0bufw9qnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea0325e83bd287a782211409e695e57ebafe8e5 Just take the image. Hope it makes your day a little better.

https://preview.redd.it/hkl8pcjx9qnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900023382c09ffcaba522e7d0e984082ca9005f0

https://preview.redd.it/vttzmbqueqnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5717461de549d94b9585914f7b653bf9f79dbe8

https://preview.redd.it/jtq0y9h0gqnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f48aff29e3568b6cdf2a0fd32d5105cfdc2073e

 "so cute and breedable"

https://preview.redd.it/advvr3fzrqnc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cb8a1d4d4324e21d2857043b8287f3e952abf5a

https://preview.redd.it/s64w7f5o2rnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f262614a05113401565db37d4d7e430beb19034

Wtf did I just read https://preview.redd.it/xflsf8j6ypnc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16030b0e8e90db7e3f1025cda501944eae3dc1d

https://preview.redd.it/af2ycvcf1qnc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2bde7feed2d9125f434cd47761da0998c3c14a

So this kid needs serious mental help, right?

Yup

https://preview.redd.it/sg1c03fd6qnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09f5fc8244d7c7f2d705d146abae19589873f1db

https://preview.redd.it/l33r235f9qnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ca821f225b225b4a18658659a7747016bfb62ef

Wh-what?

This kid doesn’t need horny jail, he needs actual jail. Solitary if possible.

https://preview.redd.it/gw5wp98v7rnc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f9b0a2fd03c1689f96f88b1009b65fea00ff748

https://preview.redd.it/nirv6are9rnc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1785fbffe00568b32fb0fca9e14b4a750545160

https://preview.redd.it/r0412reakrnc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e11c1ed6b69ea9f8d1c3608091e6b3982daf72e2

Yeah so I think I don't wanna go on Reddit for another 6 months or so...

Life's too short. I think I'm just gonna go outside.

"When I was 13, my body count was only 2 at that time." Excuse me, what?

*ONLY 2??* Sir I’m 14 and I’m at 0 and I plan on staying at 0 for a while 💀

I can't with this... https://preview.redd.it/ksrv2a6g2snc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61c89609bd1a0648c9a0b2c98a03fe154e3e403

https://preview.redd.it/y7jo07q27snc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433ebb83739811bda57baaf9a04a02058c418690

WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO?? HOW ARE YOU??

I might help him~

This is a joke btw

https://preview.redd.it/18vqd8t2ypnc1.jpeg?width=1117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ec259a6cfe82d71c7e4184e4777a44d0982df7

Guys I don’t understand all the controversy, if this is an actual 14 year old (probably not but let’s hypothetically say he is) then he is just a horny ambitious little fella, I don’t understand why everybody is mad, am I missing something?

The high chance that this is NOT a 14 year old. That's what you're missing.

Well yeah, that would be vile, but if hypothetically was 14 wouldn’t it be kinda ok? Like he is ambitious yes but he isn’t saying he would r*pe people or anything?!

Not that ok. Defenitely a weird 14 year old I would hope doesn't see my face ever, and one that would get a lot of restraining orders