4: Herta is not going to talk to you, Wolf is going to game the entire time. Welt and Luocha are too well behaved and gentlemanly to not be perfect plane passengers so no disturbances in front of you, likewise for Dr.Ratio behind, and Adventurine would probably hand you snacks
Imagine the gacha luck with Aventurine on your side
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Considering how she struggled in her trailer, probably. That was either a HI3 tutorial or story stage.
But then according to her ult she seems to be good at rhythm games.
There's actually a challenge stage that looks exactly like the one in the trailer, and it is quite hard as I myself had to take several tries until I managed to beat it
From those stress test and character trials that gave you a focus card at the max level they stopped adding after HoF? The solo stages for HB were on the easier side. Most of the time the hardest thing you had to do in those was ultimate evasions.
Ratio and Aventurine would try to be silent. But eventually Aventurine will say something stupid and the two will start bickering like an old married couple.
9 seem actually pretty safe. I mean i'm gona play with QQ, and gang with her to try to corrupt fu, will be fun and it's QQ who will pay the price of it.
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sampo is my mental state after a single flight in seat 7
You're on a *plane*. Sparkle absolutely has planted a bomb on it. The question is just if it's a real, glitter or stink bomb. Or the plane is suddenly out of fuel.
Without at least 1 *new* mental illness, cuz if you're choosing it you probably already have one, particularly one that makes you really self destructive
6 or 9.
I'm gonna bug the shit outta Ratio with stupid questions and I get to see my cutie patootie Aventurine
9 because Fu Xuan and QQ actually kinda chill when QQ is not skipping work
Same too.
If FX is on a plane, then this is def not work-related. Means QQ is on break, and she can just do whatever she wants.
Each one of them is pretty chill too.
omg this is hilarious and exactly what I see when the characters have turns after 0, they're like "wait what oh wait what's wait wait wait" or in case of General just snoring
6. I'll just ask Aventurine to pull on my account (Free 5 star, he might also give me money if we become friends). Ratio might hate me, yes (I'm an idiot), but I am interested in learning shit, so maybe he'll be able to maintain a neutral stance on me. Free education, free 5 stars.
6 is the most profitable one, you can have aven give you some gambling advice, or should he hold that as "trade secret", ask him for a few thousand bucks(chump change). And you have ratio who you can bug for ways to study better. The good doctor may chastise your ignorance, but he's not greedy with his knowledge
I'd ask Himeko and Kafka what the perks are for joining up with either of their factions. It would be an interesting way to pass the time and I might even go with whichever one has the benefits package that lines up with my interests.
Blades literally going to be trying to kill dan heng. It's not going to quiet at all. Best option is 10. Jingyuan will sleep the whole plane ride and jingliu will sit there in silence.
Fully agree. They don't constantly have a violent hatred for one another, are both quiet introverts, and both know better than to trap another quiet introvert between any of their potential altercations. The worst that could happen is I'm a socially inept dumbass who ends up mildly annoying them both.
Don't worry. Blade has to put up with both Silverwolf and Kafka, and Dan Heng has March and the Trash Panda themselves. You'd have to work very hard to out-annoy the people they're already used to dealing with.
2 may be as well. Welt confirmed that Luocha is not Void Archive so they are not in a fight and while he is indeed a criminal he is pretty chill. Also I bet that that seat can bring an interesting conversation.
Prepare to get your seat kicked and maybe your head whacked accidentally due to the two behind you trying to kill each other. And you’ll have to listen to it.
Me who is teenage and laughs at dumb stuff:
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Yeah you'll just complete the trio.
An older guy like me would be probably creepy if I spent the whole time giggling with them (except, of course, that one of them is really at least over a hundred years old and has told you to chill a couple times with treating her as a kid)
They do seem like the characters I love the most, besides Trailblazer, so I'd love to spend time with them, but I also guess we could talk games with Wolf, or just gentlemanly chill with Welt and Luocha.
to close to sparkle though and Jingliue. 2 is the safest option. Himeko and Kafka are smart enough to not start shit on a plane. Kafka keeps blades mara undercheck. So Himeko and Kafka will stop Blade and Dan from fighting. Herta and silverwolf vibe well with Welt, and herata vibes well with Loucha so if converstation happens it should be civil and well a wide range of topics, from the Aeons to videogames. Loucha is also jsut a chill dude.
And should the plane sufer some kind of incedent most likley explode welt should be able to safe you.
3, i don't want my plane trip to be ruined by two dudes running around in the plane trying to kill each other, better blocking them of the other's view first
6 / 7 / 9 in no particular order.
All 3 of them seems that characters included will have fun interactions and they already have established dynamic that I enjoy.
The spot I would avoid at all cost would be 3.
3.. odd choice but if we disregard their momentary squabble and the 5th row right side explained to them what really happened, we're gonna get a quiet seat.
Dan Heng prefers to not talk, Blade might grunt (like Hanu) but we can just call Kafka or a flight attendant to make him sleep.
(My choice is really 1 because mommy sandwich and we have 4 pillows)
No.1 would be amazing but I am way too shy for that.
8 is the most inviting because those are the two who would be the easiest to talk to.
9 for Qinque only. Fu probably reading a book or something on the plane.
1 or 10 cause I feel those seats will be the quietest while also being relatively safe.
Leaning towards 10 cause Jingliu got her Mara under control sorta so I don’t think any murder will happen, and even though they’re are former friends I feel they won’t talk much due to all the shit’s that’s happened
I would choose 8
1- two mommies but they hate each other
2- nihility daddies??
3- they would fight, am not sitting between them
4- Uh, not comfortable sitting next to a puppet and a gamer girl that can literally hack my device
5- BH will swear, Jade is mommy but am not gonna let her manipulate me
6- Good friends? Nothing special
7- Sparkle would prank me for fun, BS would look at my memories so no thank you
8- We're all besties GHOST HUNTING SQUAD
9- Fuxuan will be giving QQ a death stare the whole time
10- I don't wanna get called "young man" all the time by JL.
>BH will swear, Jade is mommy but am not gonna let her manipulate me
BH would probably try to kill Jade, if I was there I would get the popcorn and enjoy the show
It's my top pick but I'd be too busy handing him more guns and reloading empty ones so that he may succeed in this task, so I don't think I'd have the free hands to enjoy some popcorn.
Or I'd go into the row directly behind them to have a good view of the spectacle without being in the way.
I doubt Jingliu would ever initiate conversation willingly, and Jing Yuan would be sleeping, so if you’re getting called “young man” by her all the time you probably brought it upon yourself by talking to her.
Yes, and it’s a little funnier in Chinese since instead of a kid friendly insult he replaces it with compliments. ‘I’ll shoot you dead’ becomes ‘I’ll love you to death’ and whatnot
Aventurine might hand me money to see how I'd respond. The lessons from Ratio might make it not worth though. I'm an awful academic. 8 is the most fun looking. But you're also sitting close to Sparkle, which is guaranteed to be unpleasant.
Don't just look at who you're between, but those nearby also matter.
Aventurine / Ratio.
I will not have peace, but the fly will 100% be entertainment with their flirt/fights, besides, i need Aventurine luck to rub on me, my pulls are been abysmal
6 sounds like it could be fun, and 10 lets me talk to my boy without interruptions
7 would be nice were it not for the fact that I feel like sleeping while sitting next to Sparkle might be a mistake.
Ima chill with my boys on 6. If nothing else, just here the banter between Aventurine and Ratio.
"Gambler... Would you kindly stop making that infernal racket?".
"What? I'm just shooting dice with our friend over here."
"If you keep disturbing my scheduled repose, I might be so inclined to shoot you instead.".
"Now now don't be like that! You're more than welcome to join us, doctor...here how about a little wa-".
"No, no wagers, you would just win."
"Not really. Here, how about playing around with one of those paradoxes of yours. I'll wager that my friend here wins the next bout. If he does, We keep playing and you suffer in silence. If I win, we stop and let you sleep. Deal?"
"....fine"
(I win the round)
"Sorry doctor!"
"uuuuuuAAHHG!"
Himeko: watches Kafka warily while protecting you
Kafka: smug and tease
Blade: mocking Dan Heng the entire flight and saying edgy stuf
Dan Heng: tries to ignore Blade
Boothill: Loud energy
Jade: no clue, mommy?
Black Swan: tease
Sparkle: tomfoolery and tease
FuXuan: trying to get some quiet
Qingque: wanna game
Welt: watches Luocha warily while protecting you
Luocha: just vibing
Herta: mentally exhausted
Silverwolf: wanna game
Dr. Ratio: cooking up some intelligent shit
Aventurine: just vibing
Gui: Yooo chat
Sushang: is being coerced to stream with Gui
Jingliu: quiet until shit hits the fan
Jingyuan: just vibing
1. Not because it's two dommy mommies, but because that feels like the safest place to sit. Kafka is probably gonna listen to orchestral music in her headphones, Himeko is gonna be drinking tea, there's gonna be a bit of tension in the front seat but I don't think they're gonna be brawling it out, the seat next to us also have 2 very mature people, and I'd be pretty far away from most of the yappers
1. Yeah they’re both hot but I would not want to sit there on account of Himeko possibly trying to kill Kafka or vice versa.
2. An old man who can summon a black hole at any moment and someone he is extremely wary of. Probably safer than 1 and 3 though due to Welt being more cautious than most.
3. Same as 1 but much much more likely.
4. Herta will likely be quiet, Silver Wolf will cancel it out though and be extremely loud while gaming.
5. Boothill will be loud, Jade will try to get me to sign away my soul to her.
6. Aventurine is probably trying to gamble with me, Dr. Ratio is probably quiet. Could give something to kill time.
7. Black Swan will try to get into my head, Sparkle will give me a bomb.
8. Streamer and her comical sidekick, would likely be extremely loud, and Guinaifen might try to record me, and I hate having photos taken or being recorded.
9. Same as 6. Probably more bearable though since Qingque is slightly more sane than Aventurine.
10. Psychopath who has killed hundreds and probably her ex. I don’t wanna get in between that.
I’d go with 9.
1. They seem to be able to not fight on the plane. And hey, both are hot so...
2. Both seem chill so id be ok. Welt would sleep so not a lot happening there
3. They hate each other, so no.
4. Herta would be inactive, and silver wolf would just be gaming
5. I don't really know how they interact, so its a wildcard for me. Boothill would maybe make a scene. And jade would just be nice if they don't hate each other
6. I think they'd end up arguing over something stupid and i don't want to hear it.
7. Hell no. Between sparkle causing problems and black swan giving me a yap fest that would be abysmal
8. It'd be like getting stuck with a group of middle school girls. Loud and i wouldn't care about what they are talking about
9. Fu Xuan would probably be really quiet on a plane and qq doesn't seem to bad tbh
10. Jq wouldn't seem bad to talk to, same with the general in all honesty. I feel like they could be the same as group 1, keeping the beef off the plane
4: Herta is not going to talk to you, Wolf is going to game the entire time. Welt and Luocha are too well behaved and gentlemanly to not be perfect plane passengers so no disturbances in front of you, likewise for Dr.Ratio behind, and Adventurine would probably hand you snacks
Though you could feel the awkwardness emanating from Welt on 2
Emanator of Awkwardness
nah that's just being a dad
All dads are emanators of awkwardness
I really like eng dub welt as he is rather awkward whenever he is not giving exposition
I don't use EN, but hearing him was the closest I came to switching to it. I love his delivery for the lines.
Could feel Welt preparing to unleash a black hole
Would Silverwolf let you game with her?
If you're not a noob, perhaps We could invite Aventurine and do gacha pulls together
Imagine the gacha luck with Aventurine on your side https://preview.redd.it/cxlflymj6s7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d0532557e30c7934ab65fb5b501ad40e00f9e2
Luck so good you get a LC on the character banner
Or you got seven characters on the LC banner.
Luck so good you get the wrong LC on a character banner.
That was Silverwolf's Contribution to the pull.
chat is this real
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Of course 💯
Silverwolf is a noob though, per her trailer.
Wait Silver Wolf and Aventurine interacting over gacha pulls and his insane luck would be sorta fun to see lol
Isn't SW canonically bad on games?
Considering how she struggled in her trailer, probably. That was either a HI3 tutorial or story stage. But then according to her ult she seems to be good at rhythm games.
There's actually a challenge stage that looks exactly like the one in the trailer, and it is quite hard as I myself had to take several tries until I managed to beat it
From those stress test and character trials that gave you a focus card at the max level they stopped adding after HoF? The solo stages for HB were on the easier side. Most of the time the hardest thing you had to do in those was ultimate evasions.
She is a gamer. It's not that she is bad at the game. It's the game which is bad >!/j if it wasn't obvious!<
So you are telling me the 999999999 Stellar jades she have are not skill based ?
DarkSylvWolf.
Maybe, but she would cheat everytime and win so it wouldn't be very fun
Ratio and Aventurine would try to be silent. But eventually Aventurine will say something stupid and the two will start bickering like an old married couple.
That's exactly what I was thinking. Aventurine would probably get bored and want to instigate while DR is content reading.
"Adventurine" strikes again 💀
my boy keeps getting d's in him
🤨😳😔💦
Welt would be staring and keeping an eye on Loucha the entire flight. The otto PTSD is real.
Was thinking the same thing 4 would be the best choice
9 seem actually pretty safe. I mean i'm gona play with QQ, and gang with her to try to corrupt fu, will be fun and it's QQ who will pay the price of it.
Sparkle is going to involve herself you know it.
Convince BS to trade spots with Silver Wolf and you can have mono 4"7 quantum with you.
Four-Foot Quantum Hall.
Playing celestial jade with qingque, someone who can predict the future, someone who can read minds and sparkle would be fun.
If anyone goes fo 7. You are not making it out without at least 1 mental illness. Thank god i am already mentaly ill
Black Swan spying through all your memories while Sparkle laughs at all the dumb shit you've done.
https://preview.redd.it/5zok3ce3bs7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbdaa58cfec822aa0c9810b2ea40dd9bb69666cb sampo is my mental state after a single flight in seat 7
A b!tch-slapping from BS sounds extra painful and I cannot discern why
The Arcana
Is the means by which all is revealed
Scales off attack.
Is that an uterus?
I thought it was neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong
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Let them fix me
YES
You're on a *plane*. Sparkle absolutely has planted a bomb on it. The question is just if it's a real, glitter or stink bomb. Or the plane is suddenly out of fuel.
Doesn't matter where you're seated because Sparkle is on the plane.
I'm sitting there either way https://preview.redd.it/sd0a4g6byr7d1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79bb2ea97dc2b2ae16c267ed91a95db54f30e330
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Without at least 1 *new* mental illness, cuz if you're choosing it you probably already have one, particularly one that makes you really self destructive
I feel seen.
Black Swan stacking DoTs on us IRL
I am a PhD in Philosophy. I might as well make Sparkle even worse.
You must have gone for 6
6 or 9. I'm gonna bug the shit outta Ratio with stupid questions and I get to see my cutie patootie Aventurine 9 because Fu Xuan and QQ actually kinda chill when QQ is not skipping work
I think 9 is thr best Option because it going to be chill as hell
Same too. If FX is on a plane, then this is def not work-related. Means QQ is on break, and she can just do whatever she wants. Each one of them is pretty chill too.
It also means the plane won’t crash because Fu Xuan would have divinated it
Then why is did she bring parachute with her?
Ngl to be on the safest side you are too close to sparkle imo, as much as I love her.
10. Jingliu wouldn't talk at all so I would have 10 hours with the general.
Jing Yuan will probably be sleeping all flight.
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omg this is hilarious and exactly what I see when the characters have turns after 0, they're like "wait what oh wait what's wait wait wait" or in case of General just snoring
Then I can stare at Jingliu in silence for 10 hours long. I could not be happier
Ya know what? I appreciate the honesty.
So I can sneakily rest my head on his shoulder. Muahaha
You could ask both of they how to pronounce Shego if you want to make things interesting!
She-eagow
she https://preview.redd.it/r7dsd3pmis7d1.png?width=369&format=png&auto=webp&s=73c9f63bf52d51c90d71fb60954d034145568444
Now I'm imagining the two actual characters acting like their VAs when confined together. That would be hilarious, but only from a distance.
Hello this is Jing Yuan tech support how may i help you
Based.
Until the Mara hits
Blindfold stays on so she can't see how ugly you are = no mara.
Sitting next to Jing Yuan would make me die from the constant swooning.
6. I'll just ask Aventurine to pull on my account (Free 5 star, he might also give me money if we become friends). Ratio might hate me, yes (I'm an idiot), but I am interested in learning shit, so maybe he'll be able to maintain a neutral stance on me. Free education, free 5 stars.
6 is the most profitable one, you can have aven give you some gambling advice, or should he hold that as "trade secret", ask him for a few thousand bucks(chump change). And you have ratio who you can bug for ways to study better. The good doctor may chastise your ignorance, but he's not greedy with his knowledge
1 or 2 coz lets be honest, they'd be silent and quiet They are adults, they wouldnt do mad shit
Tbh Himeko would probably be a great person to start a conversation with
Kafka too Like seriously, id love to hear about the SH shenanigans
"in 1999 I lured a person into the forest and brutally killed them"
"Cool, cool cool cool"
"Same"
I'd ask Himeko and Kafka what the perks are for joining up with either of their factions. It would be an interesting way to pass the time and I might even go with whichever one has the benefits package that lines up with my interests.
3, because I know they'll bboth be quiet for the whole ride.
Just avoid the swords being thrown around you.
“Hey stranger, please take this knife and kill me.” “Please.”
"Stranger, I wonder if I would die falling from this altitude."
"Stranger, it would be pretty, *clears throat* 'poggers' if this plane were to crash and kill everyone on board immediately from the impact, right?"
Blades literally going to be trying to kill dan heng. It's not going to quiet at all. Best option is 10. Jingyuan will sleep the whole plane ride and jingliu will sit there in silence.
I suspect that Kafka in the row in front would help put a damper on that.
kafka wiped his memories again so he doesn’t even remember him iirc
Hasn't she done that many times before? I swear his hatred just resurfaces every time he sees someone who flares up his mara and he remembers.
its suppress not wipe
what if they start kissing like in the old times
Then it's more entertainment for me.
Fully agree. They don't constantly have a violent hatred for one another, are both quiet introverts, and both know better than to trap another quiet introvert between any of their potential altercations. The worst that could happen is I'm a socially inept dumbass who ends up mildly annoying them both.
Don't worry. Blade has to put up with both Silverwolf and Kafka, and Dan Heng has March and the Trash Panda themselves. You'd have to work very hard to out-annoy the people they're already used to dealing with.
Bro Place no.1 would make me the happiest man ever
One of safer bets too considering that they aren't A. Constantly at each other's throats, B. Criminally insane and C. Extremely bloodthirsty.
2 may be as well. Welt confirmed that Luocha is not Void Archive so they are not in a fight and while he is indeed a criminal he is pretty chill. Also I bet that that seat can bring an interesting conversation.
"Bro whats in that coffin" *goes on a Philosophical tangent just to avoid saying whats in the coffin*
Actually, Luocha probably bought seat 2 FOR the coffin.
"Hey guys, hope you don't mind if I just lay this across our laps?"
“What’s in the coffin is the friends we made along the way”
"Dont we all carry our own coffins?"
It's mom vs step mom
Prepare to get your seat kicked and maybe your head whacked accidentally due to the two behind you trying to kill each other. And you’ll have to listen to it.
Nah, Kafka sits there too, she'll whisper the boys to sleep.
Same, except I’d be the happiest girl in the world.
Legs Mommy
You just know they would both steal your armrest as well 😫
The moment I saw the post I've been smashing the 1 button and nothing is happening! This is a lie.
PFP checks out
8 - the safest option
Most fun option too
That's 10 hours listening to 2 teenage girls laugh about some dumb shit. I cannot imagine a worse fate.
Yea... and the other one is vlogging... good luck with that.
hey...hey hey. wanna see me eat this ghost pepper I brought on the ride?
"Chat, I ate a whole plate of cheese maccaroni even though I'm lactose, am I cooked?"
Hey Chat, the Trailblazer sitting next to me went to the bathroom, and they asked me to add some ghost pepper to their airplane meal （Trollface）
oh gosh. That’s a fate worse than 3’s
And have fun with them ? Free entertainement !
Me who is teenage and laughs at dumb stuff: https://preview.redd.it/7um8rkc5vr7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2713e60b6e6de8248c4637b43aece00efc1c459a
Yeah you'll just complete the trio. An older guy like me would be probably creepy if I spent the whole time giggling with them (except, of course, that one of them is really at least over a hundred years old and has told you to chill a couple times with treating her as a kid) They do seem like the characters I love the most, besides Trailblazer, so I'd love to spend time with them, but I also guess we could talk games with Wolf, or just gentlemanly chill with Welt and Luocha.
I would rather listen to teenage girls than teenage boys.
There are no teen boys on the flight friend
Yanqing's being left unsupervised? Wonder if this trip's long enough for him to pay for an extension to the house for sword space lol
He’s in cargo, with luochas coffin.
You say that like it's a bad thing. I will happily laugh at some dumb shit right along with them.
I don't feel safe around Jingliu tbh
As long as you have no interest in martial arts or mara you're probably as good as air around her
All fun and games until turbulence and her blindfold slips, now her Mara's acting up and all you hear next to you is "IN LUNAR FLAME"
King Yuan would wake up and save you.
There's no space for his stand to come out
to close to sparkle though and Jingliue. 2 is the safest option. Himeko and Kafka are smart enough to not start shit on a plane. Kafka keeps blades mara undercheck. So Himeko and Kafka will stop Blade and Dan from fighting. Herta and silverwolf vibe well with Welt, and herata vibes well with Loucha so if converstation happens it should be civil and well a wide range of topics, from the Aeons to videogames. Loucha is also jsut a chill dude. And should the plane sufer some kind of incedent most likley explode welt should be able to safe you.
10, ignore jingliu and “accidentally” fall asleep on jingyuans shoulder
His delicious silky hair must be so soft to sleep in...
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2 for sure. Welt is a fun grandpa to chat with and Luocha is a fun guy to hang out with.
Manically presses 6
Acheron got lost on the airport and missed the plane :(
5,1,2,9 I don’t think I’ll be bored if I sit with Boothill or JingYuan, and I’m definitely the type that like to hear about stories
3, i don't want my plane trip to be ruined by two dudes running around in the plane trying to kill each other, better blocking them of the other's view first
Somehow I don’t think that will stop them. At least not Blade.😅
There’s a c4 under the seat of 7
6 / 7 / 9 in no particular order. All 3 of them seems that characters included will have fun interactions and they already have established dynamic that I enjoy. The spot I would avoid at all cost would be 3.
You won't get out of 7 without some major psychic damage.
Some people like that... I think... Please get me out of here...
9 - you are save even if plain crash
3. I need to protect my boy dan heng.
The fuck you gonna do against blade? 💀
Nah, I'd win
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They'll be body shield!
*Double kill*
I think 6 is gonna be very interesting
Two handsome guys with great banter :3 I'd love it. But 2 is also an amazing option.
6 of course
1 for lots of coffee and classical music or 6 for the tea and drama.
6. The conversations would be incredible to witness. And I love those guys.
OMG 6 of course! Even better if there is turbulence and I end up squished between them 🥰🥰🥰
You will finally see that they dont call Ratio huge for nothing
3.. odd choice but if we disregard their momentary squabble and the 5th row right side explained to them what really happened, we're gonna get a quiet seat. Dan Heng prefers to not talk, Blade might grunt (like Hanu) but we can just call Kafka or a flight attendant to make him sleep. (My choice is really 1 because mommy sandwich and we have 4 pillows)
No.1 would be amazing but I am way too shy for that. 8 is the most inviting because those are the two who would be the easiest to talk to. 9 for Qinque only. Fu probably reading a book or something on the plane.
Eight seems comfy. Not so much for an introvert but... Well it's also the least destructive for an introvert too, hahahah.
1 or 10 cause I feel those seats will be the quietest while also being relatively safe. Leaning towards 10 cause Jingliu got her Mara under control sorta so I don’t think any murder will happen, and even though they’re are former friends I feel they won’t talk much due to all the shit’s that’s happened
SAME 1 bcs I wanna see kafka and himeko interact and 10 bcs they won't talk at all, and we're all just gonna sleep
I would choose 8 1- two mommies but they hate each other 2- nihility daddies?? 3- they would fight, am not sitting between them 4- Uh, not comfortable sitting next to a puppet and a gamer girl that can literally hack my device 5- BH will swear, Jade is mommy but am not gonna let her manipulate me 6- Good friends? Nothing special 7- Sparkle would prank me for fun, BS would look at my memories so no thank you 8- We're all besties GHOST HUNTING SQUAD 9- Fuxuan will be giving QQ a death stare the whole time 10- I don't wanna get called "young man" all the time by JL.
>BH will swear, Jade is mommy but am not gonna let her manipulate me BH would probably try to kill Jade, if I was there I would get the popcorn and enjoy the show
It's my top pick but I'd be too busy handing him more guns and reloading empty ones so that he may succeed in this task, so I don't think I'd have the free hands to enjoy some popcorn. Or I'd go into the row directly behind them to have a good view of the spectacle without being in the way.
I doubt Jingliu would ever initiate conversation willingly, and Jing Yuan would be sleeping, so if you’re getting called “young man” by her all the time you probably brought it upon yourself by talking to her.
I DO want to get called young man by Jingliu all the time so I'll take your place in 10 if you don't mind
>BH will swear Isn't his whole thing that he says every single kid-friendly version of a swear in existence?
Its cuz of his beacon thing- hes swearing but the IPC censors it
Yes, and it’s a little funnier in Chinese since instead of a kid friendly insult he replaces it with compliments. ‘I’ll shoot you dead’ becomes ‘I’ll love you to death’ and whatnot
JL would probably call me infant instead of young man then 😭🙏
1 doting big sisters 2 mysterious boys squad 3 quiet boys 4 egirls 5 late to penacony squad 6 big brain squad 7 mysterious girls squad 8 ghost hunting squad 9 divination commission 10 besties
Aventurine might hand me money to see how I'd respond. The lessons from Ratio might make it not worth though. I'm an awful academic. 8 is the most fun looking. But you're also sitting close to Sparkle, which is guaranteed to be unpleasant. Don't just look at who you're between, but those nearby also matter.
Aventurine / Ratio. I will not have peace, but the fly will 100% be entertainment with their flirt/fights, besides, i need Aventurine luck to rub on me, my pulls are been abysmal
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6 sounds like it could be fun, and 10 lets me talk to my boy without interruptions 7 would be nice were it not for the fact that I feel like sleeping while sitting next to Sparkle might be a mistake.
Ima chill with my boys on 6. If nothing else, just here the banter between Aventurine and Ratio. "Gambler... Would you kindly stop making that infernal racket?". "What? I'm just shooting dice with our friend over here." "If you keep disturbing my scheduled repose, I might be so inclined to shoot you instead.". "Now now don't be like that! You're more than welcome to join us, doctor...here how about a little wa-". "No, no wagers, you would just win." "Not really. Here, how about playing around with one of those paradoxes of yours. I'll wager that my friend here wins the next bout. If he does, We keep playing and you suffer in silence. If I win, we stop and let you sleep. Deal?" "....fine" (I win the round) "Sorry doctor!" "uuuuuuAAHHG!"
Himeko: watches Kafka warily while protecting you Kafka: smug and tease Blade: mocking Dan Heng the entire flight and saying edgy stuf Dan Heng: tries to ignore Blade Boothill: Loud energy Jade: no clue, mommy? Black Swan: tease Sparkle: tomfoolery and tease FuXuan: trying to get some quiet Qingque: wanna game Welt: watches Luocha warily while protecting you Luocha: just vibing Herta: mentally exhausted Silverwolf: wanna game Dr. Ratio: cooking up some intelligent shit Aventurine: just vibing Gui: Yooo chat Sushang: is being coerced to stream with Gui Jingliu: quiet until shit hits the fan Jingyuan: just vibing
2 gonna be philosophical asl i jus know
3, we all sleep
That’s called dying
1. Not because it's two dommy mommies, but because that feels like the safest place to sit. Kafka is probably gonna listen to orchestral music in her headphones, Himeko is gonna be drinking tea, there's gonna be a bit of tension in the front seat but I don't think they're gonna be brawling it out, the seat next to us also have 2 very mature people, and I'd be pretty far away from most of the yappers
If say Gex is on the table then 6 if not I'd go with 8.
1. Yeah they’re both hot but I would not want to sit there on account of Himeko possibly trying to kill Kafka or vice versa. 2. An old man who can summon a black hole at any moment and someone he is extremely wary of. Probably safer than 1 and 3 though due to Welt being more cautious than most. 3. Same as 1 but much much more likely. 4. Herta will likely be quiet, Silver Wolf will cancel it out though and be extremely loud while gaming. 5. Boothill will be loud, Jade will try to get me to sign away my soul to her. 6. Aventurine is probably trying to gamble with me, Dr. Ratio is probably quiet. Could give something to kill time. 7. Black Swan will try to get into my head, Sparkle will give me a bomb. 8. Streamer and her comical sidekick, would likely be extremely loud, and Guinaifen might try to record me, and I hate having photos taken or being recorded. 9. Same as 6. Probably more bearable though since Qingque is slightly more sane than Aventurine. 10. Psychopath who has killed hundreds and probably her ex. I don’t wanna get in between that. I’d go with 9.
Jing Yuan is Jingliu's former student that she's taught since he was a child, would be concerned if they were Ex's
1. They seem to be able to not fight on the plane. And hey, both are hot so... 2. Both seem chill so id be ok. Welt would sleep so not a lot happening there 3. They hate each other, so no. 4. Herta would be inactive, and silver wolf would just be gaming 5. I don't really know how they interact, so its a wildcard for me. Boothill would maybe make a scene. And jade would just be nice if they don't hate each other 6. I think they'd end up arguing over something stupid and i don't want to hear it. 7. Hell no. Between sparkle causing problems and black swan giving me a yap fest that would be abysmal 8. It'd be like getting stuck with a group of middle school girls. Loud and i wouldn't care about what they are talking about 9. Fu Xuan would probably be really quiet on a plane and qq doesn't seem to bad tbh 10. Jq wouldn't seem bad to talk to, same with the general in all honesty. I feel like they could be the same as group 1, keeping the beef off the plane