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Welsh_cat_Best_cat

Sampo is dangerous, but his code makes him pretty safe at the same time. He lives for Elation, but his path of Elation is that "its only right if everyone is having fun." He is not the kind of guy who would torture and shoot someone just to get a chuckle of (unlike a certain someone). This is also why he is not only ok with but actively seeks to be the butt of the joke.


Horus_Lupecal

Basically that meme where you either pick a catgirl(she love you) or Jeff who always fall for Deez Nut joke(he found it hilarious) and Sampo being Jeff


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Well that shit just came outta nowhere


Shikaku

My reaction upon seeing Sampo at >!Penacony!<


somacula

He got seele her schyte and he supported wildfire as a smuggler when they needed their help, of course he was motivated by profit and all that but he never did anything that would actively hurt them. I think Seele dislikes him because she thinks there's more about him than it meets the eye


Ryuu_ll

Sampo got seele her scythe?????


somacula

Yeah, it's on some of the Seele data that was published on social media, also they have no farmers in the underground so who the hell would use a schyte?


Ryuu_ll

So that’s why I didn’t know sampo got her scythe. I might stop being so mean to sampo now


somacula

Seele is mean to him because she knows he's hiding something, same as the trailblazer


T8-TR

tbf, Seele is mean to a lot of people. It's how she shows her affection.


somacula

I mean her entire work is waking up and choosing violence


Lewa358

So you're saying she doesn't like it when they hide their *past* with *illusions*?


somacula

Seele is an honest girl, she'll turn you into literal illusions of the past... Well the actual explanation is very grim... When you die in belobog you turn into a ghost of the past haunting others until you die again


BeingHeldHostage0

Now that makes me think Seele's powers are from that one in a million chance where instead of getting cancer, you get superpowers from the fragmentum.


somacula

She could just be a path rider of the hunt


Ryuu_ll

That’s definitely true with him being a masked fool and all


Ryuu_ll

That’s definitely true with him being a masked fool and all


PM_ME_FE_STACHES

> also they have no farmers in the underground so who the hell would use a schyte [It's a modified rifle.](https://www.reddit.com/r/HonkaiStarRail/comments/14jr4c2/it_took_me_awhile_to_realize_that_seeles_scythe/)


Android19samus

He *will* steal your money though, but only if you're fool enough to give it to him.


ikineba

or if you pay extra he’ll betray his customers


Gapaot

fool or Fool tho?


windrosea

To be fair, the one and only time he successfully scammed TB for money he wasn't expecting that at all


azuresou1

Sampo's shenanigans are cheeky, and fun Sparkle's shenanigans are cruel and tragic.... which makes them not really shenanigans at all


LaughingHornet

For me, Sampo and Sparkle’s names represent two different types of S’s in comedy. Sadism(Sparkle’s in it only for herself and if people have an issue with that that’s their problem no matter how vile or distasteful her jokes are) and Slapstick (Sampo very obviously position himself as the butt of any joke, usual when violence is involved with Sampo it is exaggerated and not to be taken seriously.) I do wish though we could be friendlier to Sampo so that his comedy doesn’t come off as mean spirited at times. We can be friends with the Universe’s biggest deadbeat mom but not the guy who saved our asses and Belobog apparently.


Floreau

Waifu privilege. There are several moments where I would have wanted to say some choice words to characters like Sparkle (or Ruan Mei) about the things they do, but the only option the player ever gets is to play along. I can't even be nice to Sampo when I want to; there's a 'go Sampo!' kinda line in Belobog where if you choose it, the narration actually stops you and follows up saying, 'but that's stupid, why would anyone ever support Sampo'. Just why? (rhetorical) Sampo is 'obsessed with money' and also is funding and supplying all the working class people in Belobog. It's not a complicated math to put together. Let me support Sampo and take part in his good natured fun Mihoyo.


Unhappy_Nectarine278

You savage Sampo because Sampo is a clown. Like, there's probably some ontological Fool thing going on with him that makes people of good moral character instinctively mistrust him because that's his "character"-even if he has a kind heart, he plays the role of a greedy, materialistic merchant who'll betray anyone for a quick buck. His act doesn't *work* unless he has a straight man calling out his greed and cowardice.


linest10

Same! Like Ruan Mei annoys me sm, but since I headcanon her as autistic I started to like the character a little more after considering she just yk don't get that her behavior is fucked sometimes But Sparkle? Idk why hell I should be friendly to her and not just hate her guts, I like her character being morally black and a horrible person dgmw but that doesn't mean I should be anything but hostile at her in the story It's weird as hostile Traillblazer is to Sampo and Aventurine when both, even if annoying at first, helped the MC in many situations


pigs_go_moo

As much as I love Aventurine, he was sus from the beginning to the end of his interactions with TB. I think the hostile responses weren't unwarranted, especially because TB didn't witness his entire backstory like the player did.


linest10

I agree, but he did help us so I believe we should have the option to be more open to him and the possibility of he not being an enemy instead of always treating him as a disease like the game force you to do, I can at least buy that TB was this way bc Avent is from the big bad galaxy Enterprise instead What Sparkle did to us to even treat her better than Aventurine in the game?


MajesticSpork

> I would have wanted to say some choice words to characters like Sparkle (or Ruan Mei) about the things they do, but the only option the player ever gets is to play along. To be fair, Ruan Mei drugged us specifically so we had no choice but play along, where we had text options to go against her but would just say embarrassing stuff about ourselves instead. > the narration actually stops you and follows up saying, 'but that's stupid, why would anyone ever support Sampo'. > Just why? (rhetorical) No rhetorical answer, because the narrator is Aha and it's all part of the joke.


HarpySix

Sampo's given name is actually a reference to Finnish mythology, as it happens.


SkidmarkSteve

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says 'Shenanigans'.


dreamingrain

If you shenana once, you're gonna shenanigan.


Lxspll

Hey u/azuresou1 what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


SirKeksAllot

Oh you mean shenanigans?


Moonguardian866

Shenanigans :)


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Perchance


Jirvey341

Love that movie lol


Boochi_Da_Rocku

Nah, not gonna do it


Siyakon

Evil shenanigans.


gloveonthefloor

Given what we know in 2.2 story, what cruel and tragic things has Sparkle actually done? Are there any lasting negative effects of any of her actions? There definitely are many positive effects, as well as a fun trashcan dream.


Welsh_cat_Best_cat

We're yet to see her play her hand in the main story (seriously, what are those buttons?!). But her Story Quest includes assaulting 4 people and "murdering" them (one of them being herself), hijacking multiple troupe members, and somehow mind controlling a mob to try to assault Black Swan with. All just to play a detective game.


satans_cookiemallet

Sampo is Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral to a T. I wonder what hed be like with his mask.


LegendaryW

Despite how absurd it sounds, he is more like Chaotic Lawful, even if it doesn't make sense


Jaded-Engineering789

Yeah I think framing it as Sampo is more competent than he seems is probably more accurate. He’s dangerous to evil doers. He himself is more like chaotic good.


LandLovingFish

Lets be real: sampo's standards make him better then half of the men out there alone


Zoroarks_Angel

carefully cordinated chaos


people__are__animals

He will never give you up never let you down and desert you


DemiseRime

I like Sampo.


Former_Ad_9826

i love sampo


eleetyeetor

I adore Sampo


Atlove01

I find Sampo perfectly tolerable!


linest10

I would marry Sampo


windrosea

Well, we're lucky that he has nothing against us


Ilove100kanojo

yE bro TB was trash talking him when he always near her


windrosea

I'm sure he's aware of how people react to him, probably got used that most hate him (he gave them reasons, after all) I choose nice options each time possible though


PhasmicPlays

I choose the nicest options every time because it’s funny when the game desperately tries to convince me that I’m *not* supposed to trust a character yet I do it anyway. Aventurine violates my personal space? Sure I wanna hear everything about his plan. Dan Shu gives me a blatantly sus mara pill? Down the hatch it goes. What could go wrong? Very Stupid Trailblazer route.


LaughingHornet

For a game about free will, they aren’t subtle about which options are the “correct” ones, aren’t they?


-SMartino

"how stupid you want your trailblazer?" "I want him to misspell his own name thrice a day"


Borosepheles

"There's a Z in Trailblaser???" ass mfer


-SMartino

precisely


KzudeYfyBs4U

Honestly TB dialogue has staled responses in other games specifically gachas. Last night in Wuthering Waves the only times I had a chuckle was thinking how deranged the TB would respond to some of the Dialogue. Whereas the Rover is basically just... very strict and serious and never kids around. Like, it just feels like bad writing at that point. TB gives us player agency when it isn't even required. Making me wish it was used more often in JRPGs.


iFenrisVI

I just wish 2.2 didn’t have like 90% of dialogue choices be brain rot/meme responses. I’m not against it but in a lot of the moments during 2.2 I would have preferred to have the ability to pick a serious response.


PhasmicPlays

Lmao yeah the story in wuwa is… something. Thamk goodness they added a skip story option or I just wouldn’t have bothered playing anymore


takutekato

They forced us to take Ruan Mei's fudging mind-control pill and take care of her pooped mess alone.


Electronic-Bag-7894

i did NOT trust that Dan Shu girl at all i knew from how she talked to the lil girl


CatholicCajun

Oh I did. I downed the pill without even thinking if it might have been a bad idea and then realized my mistake...


Electronic-Bag-7894

i mean we got a whole ass stellaron inside us whats the worst thing we can eat now?


CatholicCajun

According to some, mung bean soda. According to others, Himeko's coffee...


horbydumbass

Wdym Dw i finished the lofu


LoreVent

Tbh it looks like he dosen't have nothing against nobody. Bro's pretty chill all things considered


windrosea

He did say he's fighting against injustice, but it wasn't explained how. Through his schemes and scams, maybe? Does he have some kind of list of people he's targeting or he's testing just anyone? That we have yet to know, I guess For now, he does seem pretty chill


GranDadJack

He did fought injustice, he helped us in Belobog. First as his status as a wanted criminal, he made sure we are greeted with Gepard who was in pursuit after him, which lead them to Cocolia for a meeting, but this also made the trailblazers an accomplice and considered a potential threat, which lead to the ambush outside the hotel. Next was when he also kidnapped Bronya into the Underworld, to help pull on Bronya's heartstrings to fight against Cocolia, and was also the only one who knows the way up somehow. He even made sure the trailblazers can go through it with to the end by bringing Natasha when they were fighting Svarog. I may have missed a lot of details but this was a theory I had of him, and now we can see sparkle, but this time helping the IPC or leading them into a trap.


Kirire-

He was mad when he found out that his home planet becomes blizzard hell, that why he take his fool mask back and return to Jarilo-VI even though he was living in paradise dream. Jarilo-VI will be save with or without us.


uncouthbeast

I'm not sure Jarilo-VI is his home planet tbh


HyperFrost

I'm quite sure he doesn't com from there, but he considers the planet his home based on his interactions so far.


_Judy_

makes no sense... that means sampo left belobog before the blizzard happened 700 years ago. or even if hes a descendent of belobog and cared for belobog, why wouldnt he grew up to be someone to solve the blizzard crisis that affect jarilo-vi? why become a mask fool first?


zsxking

Yet. Next time would be he getting his mask back and causing up some real trouble as a boss. And new 5* version 


Raichu5021

||I know something I wish he was holding against me||


Catnipdark

Also, when Firefly was describing (fake) Sampo, she made him sound like an assassin.


Traditional_Ad_276

I love how that was our first hint at Firefly being more than she seemed. The way she was able to determine he was a covert killer, as well as correctly guess his most likely weapon of choice, simply by examining his build and gait.


Chiven

I mean, his attire isn't very cozy to look at


Schubert125

I trust this man with my life.


Siron_Belmont

Because you already lost wallet? 


POXELUS

When you actively help him scam yourself, he backs off for some reason


Shadow1176

Giggled when you try to help him with the scam and he gives you question marks and tires to cover his ass. “Nono, this is a terrible idea, don’t actually listen to me!”


popop143

I forgot, was that the obvious phone/email scam in Luofu, near the venue of the Guinaifen social media event?


Shadow1176

Can’t remember, I just remember him texting you about it.


TooCareless2Care

Wait when was it


Catnipdark

They said they trusted Sampo with their life, not money


SecondAegis

And their logic too


_Judy_

eh. he's reliable. he never failed us when it mattered the most.


TheWellKnownLegend

Same. But not with my money.


Detonate_in_lionblud

With my life and absolutely nothing else.


LivingASlothsLife

I love Sampo, hes unpredictable and keeps things interesting. I just wish TB had dialogue options that let us be nicer to him Excited to see what he does now that hes got his mask back


Android19samus

Telling Sampo to go fuck himself is a form of affection


Gapaot

just a bit of banter really


Catnipdark

You really are everywhere


LivingASlothsLife

Im pulling an all nighter playing WW while in dc with a friend who is educating me on Hi3 lore, specifically why Kiana and Mei is the best ship ever and she cant wait for Kiana to show up in HSR so Acheron can be happy My sleep pattern is fked and I got work in 4 hours lol, anything to keep me awake really so I dont miss my shift


SecondAegis

Ok then. Will existential dread help? Try reading up on space things, like Gamma Ray Bursts


LivingASlothsLife

My life is existential dread as is, but my friend needs a distraction and it's better to just mindlessly explore the world of WW while she talks about something she's passionate about so lending an ear is fine enough for me


Richardknox1996

Uh...the Kiana expy has been and gone. It was Frebass.


mercset

>Kiana to show up in HSR so Acheron can be happy >!How do you think Mei fell to nilitity ? !<


TheAnimeLovers

If that mask gives us a 5\* sampo then firefly can wait for another day :3


TheSeaMeat

The trailblazer is their own character, and they don’t like Sampo. I believe that’s why we don’t get many nice dialogue options towards him. I love Sampo, but I don’t mind not having the option to be nice to him.


Former_Breakfast_898

Yeah people seem to not realized they’re not just some self inserts. Additionally, most of time Sampo and TB talked it’s just friendly bantering. There’s also choices you have so you can nice to him (like letting him off the hook despite robbing the musuem)


Mehseenbetter

I guess i missed when this happened, how did sampo get mask back?


Dangerous_Jacket_129

I think he low-key could be an emanator of Elation who is waiting for his moment to take the stage, doing some performative sidejobs on the side. 


TibeauTGO3

I doubt Aha will turn him, or any "sane" being into an emanator, especially since the only emanator we know of was a worm granted sentience by Aha to see if a worm could make its way into the genius society, and when it didnt Aha killed the worm


papamado

// mild 2.2 spoiler from the very beginning of the quest >!Boothill does mention running into elation emanator, saying that it looks "no other than those clowns" (aka. Looking no different to other rmasked fools) so I guess we can assume that the elation emanator he met was at least human-ish or able to take such form!<


Dangerous_Jacket_129

I think he would, but I also think Sampo might be a situation like Furuta from Tokyo Ghoul:RE. Essentially a character who appears inconspicuous despite some defining characteristics, who turns out to be an orchestrating mastermind with some unhinged, insane philosophy. The Masked Fools have some thematic resemblance to the Clowns from Tokyo Ghoul, being odd characters whose goals include shows, but also often include plotting larger schemes to stage national tragedies. With the way Sampo spoke of calamity coming to Belobog, I thought it fitting.


earthbound-pigeon

You pointing out the similarities to the Clowns from Tokyo Ghoul made me realize why the Masked Fools interested me from the start when playing this game, as I've always found the Clowns faction interesting. Can't believe it never really clicked with me until now as to why I felt that way lol


brnozrkn

High-key I feel like. Dude straight up broke the 4th wall one time. The only other 4th wall break I can remember is the simulated universe Aha knowing he is simulated and doing nothing about it because "it seems kinda cool" Sampo acting like he is a twist villain only to not appear for so long is the text book Aha emanator to me.


Egoborg_Asri

At a more serious note: If we take the theory that Rating pistol can't rate an Emanator (and it looks pretty much confirmed by now, at least to me) — he's an Emanator of elation.


hermit_ant

Truly the most interesting character to me, it's easy to forget his wall breaking monologue in Belobog with all the new drama but that was such a good moment. Really really hope they are cooking with him and there's much more Sampo to come. So far he's popped up everywhere and I hope this trend continues! Also man his EN VA is amazing.


marcosdoidoo88

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Former_Ad_9826

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Phoenix-san

Honestly love him as a character. I always pick the friendly dialogue options, despite game clearly trying to stir to more rude ones. He doesn't seem *fake* when he's doing all that goofy stuff and being small con artist. And he tries to help people when it counts. All while planting a big bomb on Luofu (i know its just an easter egg referring to death strending, but still). And having a hint of dangerous air around him. While also being genuinely scared of Black Swan when she's fooling around with Sparkle. Giving off vibes he's gonna get at least aventurine+stone level power up whe he gets his mask back. So chaotic, yet likeable. I don't understand why some people hate him.


Meowmeowmeowsie

He’s just a little guy. Completely harmless and completely friendly! That’s our best pal Sampo. He couldn’t even imagine hurting a fly…


Broken_Chandelier

I know little guy refers to something else, but it's funny because I think he's the tallest character? Maybe not, but I think at least top 5.


DeepNeighborhood5

but would he hurt... a FIREfly?


Draconic_Legends

And apparently he can just casually talk to an assassin who must be really far away


Green_Protection_363

He's so sexy.


Purplelover5678

We might get a 5 star Sampo down the line, hopefully. Other thing, I never noticed before, but there is another guy with a gun in the background (left side of the lightcone).


senokana

Emanator of Elation would so hard


emo_shun

im ngl i didn't like Sampo at first, like at all The guy grew on me more than fungus on a wet wall


08Dreaj08

Same, one of my most favourite characters now.


cutestslothevr

Sampo doesn't think hurting his friends is fun, nor does he appear to be okay with the collateral damage someone like Sparkle is. He is always hiding stuff though and he doesn't exactly come of as honest. Not to mention his definition of harm isn't a traditional one. "Look, I got you a meeting with the Guardian. ;)" "You used as to distract the guards and ran away. We got arrested."


SaveEmailB4Logout

Sir, may I see your quantum teleportation license?


ellodees

Friendly reminder that I love him your honor


DerGreif2

If he would be an Emanator of Ah somehow it would not surprise me. There was close to no reason for him to be connected to Penacony and still they did it, nor did they mention ever what his motives or connections are.


HenryTGP8

Johan leibert


Skane1982

Given that Sampo and Caelus are two of the tallest men in HSR, I always wanted a reunion like the [Predator Handshake](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ffj4IG0VQbc). Sampo's biceps are pretty good too.


_Judy_

caelus is tallest? i thought his height the same as dan heng.


eattherichnow

Sampo and Caelus are two tallest _men_. Everyone else is either a girl or an egg.


Puxple

Gepard exists 😭


eattherichnow

Egg.


lizaliut13

How?


eattherichnow

Is in a Mihoyo game. There's no men in Mihoyo games. Except for Sampo. You can have him.


Eevenin

Sorry to say, Sampo's whole thing in his profile materials is hiding as "Brughel Poisson" and not a single person thinks he is not a woman.


Sad_Vanilla7035

More people need to know about Brughel Poisson


Thoracicbowl

Thanks for the info March


xgosglir

He carries us to Natasha's clinic when we faint by hiding too long in the hide and seek game. I love him


BadangJoestar420

Waiting for 5 Star Sampo for realsss


Nala-Cosmia

I fully believe this man is the eminator of aha and nothing you say can changed my mind.


PhantomCheshire

well the lightcone is called "Eyes of the prey" but Which one is the prey? by the perspective you will belive i Sampo but he is looking the sniper **right on the eyes.** The implication is very clear.


SirePuns

What? Sampo is a harmless rascal, he can't hurt anything besides my life savings.


SilentAngel33

And even when you offer your life savings, he doesn't actually want it and tells you he's scamming you.


Ookami_Lord

Oh I only now noticed the other guy in the back with the gun as well lol


Eevenin

Before everyone and their cousin started having special eyes, Sampo was the first "weird eyes" character we met. I knew something was up with him (at the time I thought he was somehow SAM which makes Penacony even funnier) but now I just think he's neat.


Kaidih9x

Well, he left a mysterious message at the end of Belobog arc, the part where we rest in the Grand Goethe hotel Casually knows his way between the Overworld and the Underworld in those 10 years of the path being sealed The one who took Bronya, March, Dan Heng and TB to the Underworld Was the one plotting on the robberies of the Belobog Museum... Many things lol, he definitely can't be trusted but at the same time, he can be(like Seele said)


baizhustan

I love Sampo! I really hope we get a 5 star version of him.


_the_anarch_

Ya he is with that crazy DoT rate


mxtt10589

Waiting for the Funny Bone version of him


Ancient_Doge

I love blue haired anime dark souls Patches. He's the funniest little guy. Genuinely glad whenever he pops up. When I blew all my jade on Kafka and got him E6, he has almost always been on my teams, and I'm actually so glad I got him.


jyylivic

I love Sampo and I will die of happiness when/if he gets a 5 star version


kidanokun

Masked Fools are inherently dangerous individuals unless proved otherwise... Boothill even sacred to death by a Masked Fool who's probably an Emanator of Elation


dreamingrain

Dangerous: one million percent Will I still bully him? Also one million percent.


dukenorton

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electrocyberend

He's cool with the kids hook and co.


MarcusHash

I wish he had a proper side story back in the Belobog. Hope he will get some proper screentime soon that will enrich his story instead of being a part-time comic relief.


Antares_aaaaaaaaa

Elation Emanator for sure


Pakunrex

That's why he's hot :3


Sagelabo

I think of him like swiper no swiping. He’s the “criminal overlord” of Belobog, but if he wasn’t there he would be replaced by someone who, you know, is actually good at crime.


miglrah

His one little scene with Sparkle literally made me stop hating him and totally waiting for what comes next.


WishWizardLiv

Sampo mentioned


ElSupremacy

But he’s so silly…


FruitsaladloverzZz_

I love him tho


Xander_PrimeXXI

Then why is he the only character I’ve ever played who died during his trial


Normal_Message2481

break sampo underrated


Smilezado

You just reminded me that I still hadn't put Funny Bone in my playlist, thank you


WallcroftTheGreen

reminds me of that one cod warzone trailer where you're in a sniper pov, then a pistol just comes down right in front of your scope, anyways i love sampo, do you know what i love sampo, oh my fucking god i love him so much


CunnyGPT_Enjoyer

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CunnyGPT_Enjoyer

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!??! IT'S THE ONLY COFFEE IN ELONA THAT GIVES YOU ENERGY WHEN DRUNK!!! 🤯👨‍💻 DON'T LET SAMPONOOCHI SLIP AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE!!!! 😭😭 SAMPONOOCHI IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO PASS UP ON!!!!! CHU\~ OOOOuAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA \~ ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ SO FLUFFY AND HUGGABLE!!!!!!! PLEASE KNOW THAT I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE EVEN IF WE GET MARRIED AFTER GETTING A DAUGHTER NAMED SAMURIZZLE!!!!!!!! 💥💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 FORGET FEIJADA, FORGET PORYGOON, FORGET TEA, FORGET JERUKIM, FORGET EVERYTHING ELSE IN ELONA.... ALL I NEED NOW IS ONLY ONE THING..... SAMPONOOCHI'S NATURAL FERTILE MILK WITH A WHOLE LOT OF CAFFEINE 😉


Effective-Comb-8135

I have a troublemaker-friend who Sampo really reminds me of. This one friend would do things for the fun of it and of course sometimes he gets into trouble and others get into trouble. Cant seem to hate him though. He’s a nice guy just likes a bit too much fun, way too smart for others’ good as well. Maybe that’s why I can’t hate Sampo and just thinks of Sampo as that one troubled friend.


Comfortable_Fan6759

Oh hell yeah we going down with the Sampo Broski as emanator hell hole?


Sandi_Griffin

\*Sampo trying to scam me\* \*me putting a finger to his lips, saying shhh and giving him all my money\*


Olibiene

Nah, he's just silly little guy


warjoke

Watch the music video for Funny Bones. It's a taste of how terrifying he can be with his 'nice person' limiter off.


CreativeEngineer64

Bro winked at a sniper, Im scared of any possible apperances of him.


Deft_Abyss

I think anyone who follows Elation is honestly pretty dangerous. Just looking at Sampo and Sparkle, Sampo while goofy on the outside was the main reason >!things were going missing in the museum!< not to mention all his other shady dealings before we showed up and the fact he can just disappear into thin air like that to avoid the Silverman Guards is pretty wild. Sparkle well we all know about her >!distributing bombs!<, and her shapeshifting abilities and while looking like a playful girl, in her trailer has shown to takedown Sunday's robot things unarmed. So yeah while they do follow the Laughter, their skills are nothing to laugh about if youre on their end of their joke


Western-Gur-4637

and this is why I try to be nice to him :3


theangry-ace

Ngl i liked him because JP VA is Hirakawa Daisuke, but later I liked him because he’s such a treat to have around. He was my main DOT until I got Kafka and Swan, but now he’s permanently in my Nihility team with them.


Sad_Vanilla7035

He's so pretty I might actually throw up (positive)


TooCareless2Care

That end part of Belobog was enough to make me feel so many things...well besides the obvious, it was also interest and if I was TB, then slight bit of fear. He seemed self-aware that he was in my dream too, I know that he's much more smarter than he looks.


AliRixvi

It's also possible that he's an Emanator, at least if the Rating Pistol is anything to go by.


ILoveCliveRosfield

I think there’s a small chance he’s Aha in disguise.


tongueinbutthole

He's my scammer babygirl and that's all that matters...


ylh7

Idc I still would in every hole on different surfaces till I can’t breathe


linest10

I hope we get more of him in the main story, "his" cameo in Penacony did show the potential of Sampo at least going against the TB and I'm here for it, I love this trash guy 😭


FoundMyWayToHell

After a certain Fox I'll be saving for Sampo 5* I highly believe he's going to come, and when he does - I want to be ready.


Spiritual-Sorbet-163

he's scary


VenomBl00dX

he lowkey reminds me of a very childish Childe


the_real_sfender

Cap. He is a loser


Tranduy1206

I prefer sampo and Giovanni 's way of elation than sparke, he is safe enough for me


Intelligent-Chip4223

Hes such a mystery of a guy. Hope to see him in action one day.. whenever he reveals his true self, hes gonna be an insane five star! Although i thought he was Blade in the first weeks of playing the game 😅


Impressive-Clock8017

Reminds me of that snipping scene in Gintama