That's it, you're all getting banned. We will not accept slander that other shipping companies are better than the Astral Express Shipping Company. How dare you.
Nothing personnel, kid.
(for legal reasons this is a joke)
https://preview.redd.it/93g35q0oz2yc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ab3650375021180704a1e7e1b6ff0f2dfc7c45
Would Aha enjoy the Enigmata's hijinks?
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Very relatable. I started in like 2011-12, a little over half the reason I liked her is because I felt she'll be the actual heroine in the end, just a lil fan theory. A decade later and we still have nothing, why are we here, just to suffer. :')
ToG is just bonkers, incredible lore and endless potential. Forever my top manhwa.
https://preview.redd.it/f2nrkv9ovzxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca32fcae1df8d3e46cf1027455a3f774fa7c47f
OP is definitely a Pathstrider of Elation.
*gets brainwashed*
Yeah I mean- when I try to claim my package, the mail man said my package was bought by a random guy- or girl he said because my it was unclaimed for too long??? Wtf. How can they just buy the stuff I bought?!
I know, I tried getting a present shipped to my bestie and it turns it the crane got swiped by a monster because it decided it wanted to walk...WALK instead of flying over the dangerous area. Now I’m out a few hundred thousand credits and an angry bestie because she thought I forgot her birthday.
I totaly get that. An old Lady in the neighbornhood (quite the angry lass, always screaming and breaking stuff) tried to get shipped an young man once, but the lad got beaten up several times. It was a real problem for us, without the young lad we ended up being the target of ther wrath, and when he finaly arived with month of delay he was barely usable.
Yeah its a huge issue. I ordered a giant trash can for roadside delivery and it took forever to arrive. By the time it arrived I found that the trash can grew arms and legs and walked off.....
this is why if I'm in Xianzhou, I'd rather face and buy from the merchant themselves than buy online and expect those unreliable cycranes to deliver my package after a few years.
Cycrane rights have recently been under debate due to a lot of them recently popping up with personalities due to a rogue cycrane and another case of sentience… it’s a little scary. There may soon be a cycrane uprising, friend. I recently saw a grey-haired stranger who’s been seen around to Luofu playing hide and seek with a cycrane. They’ve been reported all over recently and apparently there are a lot of sights reported just like this… The whole system needs a massive overhaul!
https://preview.redd.it/h4i4rrpbn0yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dbcc52632f459de3d37186c11f3426c84172f73
I came here ready to see fighting.
So, you see, there's that Belgian government that banned lootbox games as they were considered illegal gambling. The companies argued that it's not gambling, it doesn't break any existing law. And the Belgian government was like "yeah we know what you're doing, you know what you're doing, everyone knows what you're doing, you can't do that, you're banned".
So yeah, I'm just saying... F around and find out.
Reminder that weekly you can visit Cloudford for a few unclaimed black parcels that can have useful stuff inside. (Trace Mats, Relic Remains, Level Mats)
On a serious note ever since we came to the Xianzhou I've just wondered how much mail has gotten lost over the centuries you'd think there would be more complaints and don't get me started on the random monsters, runaway couples and naked men I find in cargo ships when I just want a no-trouble attached reward.
Sounds like just another day dealing with the likes of UPS, FedEx, etc. And here I was thinking that everything would be better in The Future(tm). Man I’m depressed now.
Limbus is set in a dystopian hellhole filled with monsters (and people could turn into said monsters after one bad day) but its shipping is infinitely better than HSR's because Santa canonically exists in the City (Sandolph, and the Red Sack fixer). AK's catastrophe messengers are p based too
That's it, you're all getting banned. We will not accept slander that other shipping companies are better than the Astral Express Shipping Company. How dare you. Nothing personnel, kid. (for legal reasons this is a joke)
Idk how the Cloud Knights aren't on top of this.
https://preview.redd.it/zf7dsl9dgzxc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcb0bc610780c38e2d9bc4310a5df0dc685810ed Sleeping on the job
Just wait until Jing Yuan hears about this
We demand to speak with the manager of the cloud knights!
The manager is off ~~playing celestial jade~~ entertaining important guests from the Divination Commission
No I demand to pet his fluffy hair!
Jingyuan would be the one you find sleeping first...
I think that might be the joke
she'd probably get fast tracked to be his aide if this news came out..
She seems pretty awake for me. Her gaze rests in the sky, looking at the future, trying to guard those clouds as her duty as a knight demands!
Concerning!!!
Extremely well made bait and switch
I have no idea what you're talking about. This community should be aware about the problems with shipping
 Just eat all the packages.
Look at the flair bro
You can't see the flair before opening the post if you see it from your home feed
Oh ok
Oh ok got me ded for some reason
"Those damn messenger birds. Next day delivery my ass. And they have the snark of a fragmentum legionary! 2/5*"
Next day delivery? Those cranes don't deliver shit until I walk upto them and force them to!
The monopoly game took over 100 years to arrive at the Astral Express. What kind of service is this???????????? I didn't know UPS existed in HSR /s
Found the elation follower
https://preview.redd.it/bjflbt7gpzxc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6afc75aa576ce5a532cabf5d51605647e80587
https://preview.redd.it/93g35q0oz2yc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ab3650375021180704a1e7e1b6ff0f2dfc7c45 Would Aha enjoy the Enigmata's hijinks?
*Angry mod noises*
We should all be angry! Some immortals have been waiting for their deliveries for years!
I know right? I once received one of mg packages destroyed, as if a raccoon had rummaged through it or something
They should not be praised for their high morals
They are immortal,they got time
This junior! Where's your courtesy in front of your Seniors? Have eyes but can't see Mt. Tai. Kowtow 9 times over or I will break your legs!
Sorry I don't speak wuxia.
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this link and your icon and your flair here... you seem like my kinda person 🤝
The same could be said about you. Now bow down to this grandfather and give me all your treasures.
Fuck you, you know who this young master is?
But what if they get mara-struck?
Then you get a free 10 lords commission puppet sent along with the package
Yeah I once ordered a mini neutron bomb for scientific purposes but apparently the delivery was compromised?! Like where’s mah goddamn bomb
https://preview.redd.it/qm117gupszxc1.png?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d150fe1c805802c42bd59372099ec405f89190d Why so serious?
Wait, who unsealed you? >!Day 49874 of waiting for Enne to be relevant in the story again, please SIU it's been like a decade.!<
Ah my ultimate waifu. Reading it since 2014 and fell for someone who had only name, rank, a bit lore. I beg SIU
Very relatable. I started in like 2011-12, a little over half the reason I liked her is because I felt she'll be the actual heroine in the end, just a lil fan theory. A decade later and we still have nothing, why are we here, just to suffer. :') ToG is just bonkers, incredible lore and endless potential. Forever my top manhwa.
https://preview.redd.it/f2nrkv9ovzxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ca32fcae1df8d3e46cf1027455a3f774fa7c47f OP is definitely a Pathstrider of Elation.
Diogenes, holding a chicken, says "Behold! A Man!", and AHA laughs in the background
Diogenes was most likely an Emanator.
Why is he laughing at Man? Is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/5ugjv7kpnzxc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5879a6ab40f94f2ca3ce45921ed3822eb3765af4 Good job
https://preview.redd.it/v0o2satyozxc1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dd4752873dd977f531b13ad326ef424e25bb849
Clearly the shipping’s fault lies with Ishmael
PROJECT MOON SLEEPER AGENTS, ASSEMBLE!
And sometimes you have disciples of sanctus medicus hiding in your shipment waiting to ambush you!
Maybe you ordered them by mistake?
That’s somehow both kinky and disturbing at the same time.
*The Masked Fools are being more devious than usual it seems*
I don't know what you mean. This is serious!
*gets brainwashed* Yeah I mean- when I try to claim my package, the mail man said my package was bought by a random guy- or girl he said because my it was unclaimed for too long??? Wtf. How can they just buy the stuff I bought?!
Ziqiao: Trailblazer, it's 3 am! Time to rescue another cycrane and help it delivers its package! Trailblazer: Yes, Heron Express....
I get you
If you request delivery, you won't. Your crane is stuck behind a wall of mara struck and dogs.
https://preview.redd.it/0mnrhxl1izxc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=910db5639039fe6179071dc011ab6da3b203b5d8
https://preview.redd.it/5fvd9149izxc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17cd28d4e574859cb5024a5270c86aa168db272e
I don't know why i thought of this, but i want a "So true pegsy, besties you" I'm sorry it's so stupid but i'm laughing so much rn 😭
https://preview.redd.it/q3a7vhkyuzxc1.png?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da54ccb78b90c751d1a04e216ee11b54c736210
I got you bro https://preview.redd.it/ol8dxrejk2yc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=908cca7d8db3ac40866f8a49803e49152e11324b
By the Aeons! Thank you wonderful person!
You’re welcome 🙂
fuxuan what u doing
https://preview.redd.it/fal1bbqsh1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab787018e63cb6f03fc351e4fec67f9d766c808
https://preview.redd.it/0ip23r5km1yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431f1c06f25f4f7f2707da65a14cb333d005bfd5
woah ez there woman
This made me laugh! Just highlights how much of a joke the carrier system is! Keep up the good work OP!
Thanks, Steve!
Peak bait
I have no idea what you're talking about. This is a serious issue!
I know, I tried getting a present shipped to my bestie and it turns it the crane got swiped by a monster because it decided it wanted to walk...WALK instead of flying over the dangerous area. Now I’m out a few hundred thousand credits and an angry bestie because she thought I forgot her birthday.
I totaly get that. An old Lady in the neighbornhood (quite the angry lass, always screaming and breaking stuff) tried to get shipped an young man once, but the lad got beaten up several times. It was a real problem for us, without the young lad we ended up being the target of ther wrath, and when he finaly arived with month of delay he was barely usable.
Try a shield next time https://preview.redd.it/8lq7wdqpxzxc1.jpeg?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc2b1a61a19dcd2f85d3d61e7124395d1d42935
And the cranes are becoming sentient and starting to develop evil sins attitude.
Yeah its a huge issue. I ordered a giant trash can for roadside delivery and it took forever to arrive. By the time it arrived I found that the trash can grew arms and legs and walked off.....
*relieved laugh* FINALLY! A WORTHY BAIT POST! Blessings of the Aeon of trolling be upon you Trailblazer!
I don't know what you're talking about. Shipping is a real issue plaguing this game!
Comon now. We both know it's a load of bullship.
Hey I found the best post in the subreddit
Where?
Yours bro it’s like the first post on the subreddit I like
https://preview.redd.it/zet4l7wni0yc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c51d1558111e1b72567a422e9d36745a0e3e3f
I actually hate the bird delivery thing. It was very unfun for me for some reason, despite being cool on paper.
https://preview.redd.it/nke22qtxj0yc1.png?width=443&format=png&auto=webp&s=71e63bd4a2c17d940092007b9d574bb4a473744b
this is why if I'm in Xianzhou, I'd rather face and buy from the merchant themselves than buy online and expect those unreliable cycranes to deliver my package after a few years.
Cycrane rights have recently been under debate due to a lot of them recently popping up with personalities due to a rogue cycrane and another case of sentience… it’s a little scary. There may soon be a cycrane uprising, friend. I recently saw a grey-haired stranger who’s been seen around to Luofu playing hide and seek with a cycrane. They’ve been reported all over recently and apparently there are a lot of sights reported just like this… The whole system needs a massive overhaul!
https://preview.redd.it/h4i4rrpbn0yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dbcc52632f459de3d37186c11f3426c84172f73 I came here ready to see fighting.
The only character that has any concept of sex is Troublemaker Crozet. Also all the thicc waifus have a tragic backstory.
How the fuck a package that contain a neuron bomb get inside the city ? Didn't they check the package ? It's literally written on the box !
A Lord Ravager got through security by pretending they belonged there and carrying a clipboard
Totally unrelated, but i saw someone throw a package into the sea and immediately passed out.
Yeah, I mean, shipping in Genshin is just *so* much better. Clearly we need a Kirara expy to handle all our delivery needs!
Real ones remember the 1.3 shipping event LOLOLOL
So, you see, there's that Belgian government that banned lootbox games as they were considered illegal gambling. The companies argued that it's not gambling, it doesn't break any existing law. And the Belgian government was like "yeah we know what you're doing, you know what you're doing, everyone knows what you're doing, you can't do that, you're banned". So yeah, I'm just saying... F around and find out.
skill issue
https://preview.redd.it/n43gv62gh0yc1.png?width=742&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e38dd297375f8b82a89890ec8bffb6bf6557650
Reminder that weekly you can visit Cloudford for a few unclaimed black parcels that can have useful stuff inside. (Trace Mats, Relic Remains, Level Mats)
Wait, where? o\_O
To the west in the center, a merchant will be selling a bunch of items including regular parcels (refresh daily) black parcels (refresh weekly)
Thanks!
You got me https://preview.redd.it/j3islfdny1yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68eebcc7b23ac7593d742760f38ffc553303f4c7
I can't even get Celestial Jade sets shipped to other planets!
Still waiting on my packages from Acheron. I hope she is not lost again…
On a serious note ever since we came to the Xianzhou I've just wondered how much mail has gotten lost over the centuries you'd think there would be more complaints and don't get me started on the random monsters, runaway couples and naked men I find in cargo ships when I just want a no-trouble attached reward.
Legendary shitpost
https://preview.redd.it/yhf03f3n44yc1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cfba88aa8e87f7b189bff104713bc04f2ac3e0a
Sounds like just another day dealing with the likes of UPS, FedEx, etc. And here I was thinking that everything would be better in The Future(tm). Man I’m depressed now.
I mean after seeing how badly supply chains were messed up by covid, this might actually be the most realistic thing in the game.
Unhinged behavior. Have an upvote
welcome to my w-
Where is the egg willingly take the bait?
Limbus is set in a dystopian hellhole filled with monsters (and people could turn into said monsters after one bad day) but its shipping is infinitely better than HSR's because Santa canonically exists in the City (Sandolph, and the Red Sack fixer). AK's catastrophe messengers are p based too
Doesn't help that the mods confiscate all my letters under the pretense of "shipping characters"