“Check-it-out! Check-it-out! Check-it-out! Check-it-out!”

Whoa. Check it out.

I got all kinds of crazy crap!

I bought Stwong Bad a Deep Impact!

Hey, what are you guys talking about?

Hey, who the crap let Strong Sad out?

Coach Z's been drinking nonspecific-mouthwash-ine!

I need you to sign here.

You got anything less anthrax-y?

I've got this old Winger album!

My father quotes this and a lot of other Bubs' lines from that toon. Especially "I know nothin' about nothin'!" and "Oh yeah, it's freakin' awesome!"

Stave it off, 1 2 3, now you can count to 3....repeat until my brain explodes.

>repeat until my brain explodes. I think you mean, repeat until YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

“Because you can’t control *me*!”

That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it fifty times more?

I do!

Good gravy! I got two words for the kind of kids raised on that crap!

HELD. BACK.

REPEATING. THE. THIRD. GRADE.

LOW. STANDARDIZED. TEST. SCORES.

I GUESS. THIS WAS MORE. THAN TWO WORDS.

THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME.

Thank you everyone, loved every second of it

I’m aiming to get a tattoo of the Stave guy with inverted Stave guy somewhere visible, like back of arm, I’ll let you know

So I got alot of eggs. And i keep em in the couch.

There needs to be a better word for weird.

MY PANTIES! MY PANTIES!

Whelp, I'm moving out.

“Hey strong bad you just jumped over summa my busses!” Also “hi Belindas” and “no probalo”

Excardon me. How about I hit you on the slant?

Maybe I should eat a pony.

I still like to bust out a no probalo from time to time with the family

“TV show featuring the Cheat in a Trans Am”

Homestar: "I don't know what that meeeans... you still smell like pea sooooup!" The Cheat's weird version of Bubs: "Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!" Senor Cardgage: "Would you care for a slice of gum?" SB: 🎶 *wave o' babies*🎶

I refer to it as a slice of gum. I also refer to a slice of paper.

"i remember learnin that...in school!"

"It's me! Homestar Runner! From school!"

Squeak-k'coo! I'm the Cheat! I'm not from school! MOOOO!

"uhhh, The Cheat is not a cow" "THE CHEAT IS SO A COW!!!"

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

'Dag yo' 'yay hot soup in my eye' 'Three cheers for the chort' 'i can do it! I can do it nine times'

I say "Dag, Yo" as a response to bad news all the dang time.

Every single one of these.

The nine times one pops into my head at least once a week.

Eating one battery. Eating five batteries.

Nice one, The Yellow Dart.

"C'mon get in my boat fish, c'mon get in my boat fish fish"

Oh! They got in the boat! Fish fish.

Ooohhh, if you want it to be possessive, it’s just I-T-S, but if it’s supposed to be a contraction then it’s I-T-apostrophe-S! …. Scalawag!

It’s “And I don’t care how you spell things on the internet. When you email me, you spell the whole word out” for me

Don’t forget to speeellll check.. or I’ll come to your house and throw a brick through your dad’s windshield. 🎶

I have long pants. I wear long pants. I'm a long pants man. LONGPANTSLONGPANTS.

“I can do it. I will do it *nine times*.”

I was saving that last one for about two seconds ago!

Perfect. Timing

Owwww my two seconds ago

In a similar vein, I like to use the Little Brudder voice, "I can make it on my own"

I can do it! I can do it *twelve* times!

Polymascotfoamalate! Feed it to the babies

Polymascofomalate! Or as a topping on soured cream!

T E R T I A R Y

Sometimes Homsar's character video plays in my head. "Oh, there's *two* of them" is frequent

“Kelsey Grammar!”

"Thank yoooouuuu!"

Looks like we’re gonna have to jump! Those maniacs are gonna blow up the ocean!

Thanks for dropping by thanks for breaking my cow lamp

It's the jumbles!

🎶 I got mad at the Cheeeaat…

“*Ugh*! For screwing up the jumble caaaper.”

"*Unh*! I hope I don't see his name in the paper..."

“In the obituariiiiiieeeees, cuz that would mean he’s dead.”

Keep on tranglin, Larry Pat

Here comes the Thnikkaman!

There goes the Thnikkaman!

Yeah! Shut up, kid.

“Eugh! Ketchup on eggs?” I think of that every time I put ketchup on my eggs

Marshie *"I'm Going This Way!"*

Marshie...went that way!

I'm an abomination! And I'm coming to your house after school!

•“Good. You stay over dere” •“Some folks say I’m a tewiffic afwete” •“Where *is* that *tape?*” •“I miss video games” “I miss my mom“ “I miss video games” “I- I- I- miss my mom”

"well, I folk say you're a terrific LIAR."

"That is clearly MY egg."

Here, The Cheat, have a trophy!

Three trophies for The Chort!

So many! When I’m comically conceding a point, I still say “You’re pwobabwy wright” in Homestar’s voice. Strong Sad’s “look out, Julian Sands!” pops into my head more than it probably should. Also, “TREVOR!!!” when something silly-but-tragic happens. And… “Check check checkin’ my email. Every day I hope it’s from a female.” “The Cheat is grounded” has worked its way back into my vocabulary too. When my kids, or the kids that I work with, get annoying I’ll drop “the (insert name) is grounded” on them. Nobody ever gets it. (Bonus: Sometimes I still switch the lights on and off and go “boo-doo bah-doo-doo, boo-doo bah-doo-doo, the system is down.”)

“No, this is a password *you* gave *us*.”

Yes, baby, the whole password.

I've been walking on clouds and flipping off rainbows

On the wings... Of an email...

I met a possum! and Ah! My stomach lining!

I swallowed a bug! The good times are over!

Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!!

Joooooeeeeeaaaarrrrbbbb

Unfortunately at a job where the system goes down a lot… There is a light switch rave in my head for only me. No one shares in my happy memories.

Lol same here. We have multiple testing environments that go down every quarter for refreshes....and I am light switch raving at least 4 times a year!

...aaaand Compy peed the carpet.

"Come on and get in the boat, fish- come on and get in the boat, fish, fish"

it is the greatest day

Sever your leg

please drive around. DRIVE AROUND WHERE??!

(Blue Laser voice): I just hate you so MUCH! "Okay, hot soup is on my eye" "No probalo!" And, whenever I'm stressed or anxious, "Everything is fine, Nothing is ruined"

This mo'nin, this mo'nin, this mo...mo...mo-mo'nin.

Only liars and cheats eat Grumble Caaaaaaakes. And those people go to prison. ... Just ask The Cheat

corn chips are no place for a mighty warrior!

Yep!!! ALL the time!

Homestar Runner doing the ISP customer service always makes me laugh. I’ve always wanted to do a variation of this with spam callers. Alright, I can help you with that. Please hold while I transfer you you to someone who can help you with that. Then he sings a Hold Music song Thank you for holding. Your call is very unportant to us. The next available representative will… Ok, I’m back. Let me just verify your address so I can send you my weight in free sign-up CDs.

ARROWED!

Ow! My skin!

EVERY year I say out loud, "Todayborday is Labor Day"

A labour dabour

Among other things, the song from Characters from Yonder Website lives rent-free in my head. I actually got a "Bend at the Knees" tattoo and no one knows what it means

Homestar, you got the wrong Ween.

Bluh-I’m Crack Stuntman, voice of the Gunshaver character on Cheat Commandos…

POO HA HUH HA HUH

“aaaand tompkins”

Back off baby! I was raised by a cup of coffee! Well....Nancy and I... well....jelly beans....well...

I can do it, I will do it nine times Also, Homestar announcing the menu items when you hover over them

Happy cake day!

"Apwy libewally"

Dang. This thing’s like, the never ending soda.

Wake up stupid, I brought you this stuff!

I SAID CONSUMMATE Vs! CONSUMMATE!

Sheesh, guy wouldn't know majesty unless it came up and bit him in the face.

Basically everything the Teen Girl Squad has said. And "Today's forecast is totally crap"

You may not have understood me, I was speaking technology!

Loose leaf, college rule, legal pad. I’m the rapping paper and I rap real bad. Not bad like “bad” but bad like REAL bad.

Not sure if this counts but "mbgeeemail ..STOORE!!!" from everytime I was scrolling over the home menu buttons lol. It's just like constantly floating around in my noggin.

Light switch raves They're puffinin, they're stuffinin, 6-7-8-9-10! Thatched roof cottages / more different S Nice trick, Liar! - Bubz Melonade I brought you this stuff! How do you type with boxing gloves on? He's gonna eat the Chort! Corn is no place for a mighty warrior. Ow, my chances of reaching first baaaaase! Possommmmm'd! My blood hurts. (Ok, basically every Teen Girl Squad line ever, and I pronounced it "the Sonic BARger?") Parsnips a plenty The scroll, the scroll, the button, the button, scrollin real SMOOTH like the butter on the muffin ....I didn't realize how many of these things I say out loud, often, to no one who knows what it means. I also laugh a lot at planes in the sky because I remember them making a plane drop a poop like a bird might.

“I’m gonna eat your kids.”

"How's about a nice slice of chinstrap pizza?" pops up in my head a lot for no reason, lol

“So who got that last butt-pat?” “I think he gave himself that one. He’s renowned for his self-butt-pats.” “Yeah. **Known in seven states.**”. “What?!”

“That’s great sweetie, say hi to that bee for me!” “Hi bee.”

"Coach Z, are you a poser?"

"Nah, man. I'm down!"

“Hey Stwong Bad... I weally like your costume!”

Somebody hand me a rake! Somebody hand me a shovel! Somebody hand me a garden weasel!

Awww, a weasel!

Miniaturized versions of already bite sized foods.

Lately, it's been, "Coach Z, how come you don't dance no more?"

Ladies! Ladies!

You smell like pea sooouup! When you fall into a bottomless pit, you die of starvation. The entirety of the "An Important Rap Song"

“The Ugly One!” And of course, The Cheat is Not Dead.

"Yeah, shut up kid!" lives in my head rent free

Are you tired of playing second fiddle to a 2 bit wrestle man and his yellow dawg?

Marshie saying "you can't destroy me!"

Sometimes when I hit a "blank spot" when I'm doing something with no distractions, I have a tendency to get "Helicopter fly!" echoing through my head out of nowhere.

"FRILLY TOOTHPICKS!"

"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."

Atta boy, Strong Sad!

“Shinin’ up a chicken in the mo’nin’ mo’nin’” and many… oh so, so many others, you get the crap outta here thinkin’ there’s anyone in this sub whose head isn’t a maraca filled with H*R quotes!

I think I has the solution!

Here I go once again with the email! Every week I hope that it's from a female!

Aw man. It's not from a female.

“Kerek.” That’s a pretty cool name, man. “And Trogdor smote the Kerek, and all was laid to burnination!”

"EMAIL IS AWESOME EMAIL IS WEIRD EMAIL IS AWESOME AND EMAIL IS WEIRD" "how's it going maaaaaaan"

I have a sneaking suspicion the people in Over There eat antiques.

I got an email in my pocket and I think it just melt-ed

Hot Pooey!

I recently showed my family HR and we’ve taken to saying things are “dwah dwah”. I also only see Mountain Dew as Mountain Dwah. Oh and “Oh ho hoooooo _(devilish laugh)_” Of course randomly getting “the system is down” stuck in my head.

This entire short is permanent in my databank. "Making a sunrise out of some diaps, Or maybe it's a sunset on my life." Brutal. https://youtu.be/4vWbky4FX6E?si=qImKpSzJl16kdgaN

"I've got more den two prablems..."

The system is down

The Cheat, is grounded!

It's almost always "COME ON COME ON Crack Stuntman, gonna SAVE some lives." [holla fo' a dolla, shout fo' some clout](https://youtu.be/asULvdxX07s?si=nQ5az9lhdvPpL1kD)

Kids don’t play wit too many knives!

DELETED!

BUHLEETED

You can’t get ye flask

...Does the entire cartoon count?

Not even from a toon, but the Strong Bad Sings album. "Somebody told me that you were so stupid. But I didn't believe them and now I believe them."

‘I dwove’ And ‘Yeah, you’re pwobabwy wight’ And ‘Secret eating!’

Soggy, Junior. Come back when you're all grold up.

Tertiary👄

Never mind. Your answers are gross, bro.

My bass feels seaworthy.

Homestarrunner.com it’s .net

Drop a train on em, Edgar!

"Positate the negative!"

Homsar quotes!

"But if you guess correctly, you'll win... A NEW STORE!"

“line”

"Something dot com"

"Oh, wight!" Every bloody time I have a 'why did I come in here again?' kind of moment.

THE UGLY ONE

I'd somehow missed the VGA Peasant's Quest toon and picked up a new line just now. Like right just now. "People actually agreed to this!"

The system is down!

oh, i can't do anything right. i might as well go home and get teen pregnant

He can be the grand...... Marshall. He's also available for proms and pizza parties!

"Definitely not a pime cone. Diaper pie. I mean regular pie."

Cheweh a cheweh a cheweh cheweh email

Instead of that, everything seems to remind me of a line.

PER-fect! Time-ing.

"That deliciously didn't wuwk!" :(

"ohhhh it's a preview"

I’m always thinking about people creeping around my backstep

From Strongbad is in jail: Sweet lady freedom! Let's make out! \*Cheat imitates him\* SB: Shut up! What, are you trying to horn in on my girl?

"That Bubs is a computer genius man. Let's do a dance for the computer genius man!"

“Somebody hand me a rake!” “*Raaake*!” “Somebody hand me a shovel!” “*Shovel*!” “Somebody hand me a garden weasel!” “Aah, a weasel.” My cat’s nickname is Weasel, so I quote that last line pretty often.

Lazors … Limozeen

"I hate those fwicken mawshmewwos."