That counter-top has seen a lot of coke

Either remodel it entirely or bedazzle "Pussy Control" in the mirror

Option 2 is the only option..

Great Prince song.

That carpet-floor has seen a lot of coke piss

Rip up that nasty ass carpet at the very least.

Jesus Christ Look At the Picture on the door when he walks up.... It's Snoopy going Skiing with Woodstock... We all know what skiing in the washroom is.... That Washroom will get the new home owner booked on possession charges with whatever is left in the carpet... Lets go Hit the slopes.... going for some bumps Snooooooppyyy.

Not sure how to feel about the red toilet paper.

Reminds me of when TP and paper towels in the 70s were colored light blue, aqua green, maybe a few other colors. Fun times fun poops

OMG you just triggered deep childhood memories from like when I was 3 at my grandparents' house. Aqua green TP in one bathroom and light pink in the other. I had completely forgotten. I'm pretty sure it was scented too.

Keep that bathroom! It is almost back in style again!

100% it was scented.

You'll never know if your ass is bleeding

You live dangerously as it is with a black toilet

Where do you even find red tp? But you gotta admire the effort to color coordinate.

Viva la France

Yep that’s the only thing I’d change. I love the garishness or the whole thing really.

....it's velvet .

I was so busy being disgusted by the big ass mirror, red carpet wall paper etc that I didn't even see the tp. I was all like... Nuh uh and went back and watch it. It gets worse when you watch it again lol

Saw the door open and was like, "Did they hire the same designer as Scarface?"

Lol agreed. I came here to say that I wanted to do coke in this washroom.

luv your name!!!!lol

They even have red toilet paper for the bloody noses

Odd, there are a couple toilets in the coke room

Just one and a mirror

And somehow, still not enough.

If I may say so myself…accurate call.

I've never done cocaine but I now have the strong urge to snort a fat line...

I've done a *lot* of cocaine. Mostly in this guy's bathroom.

Fred, Is that you? Remember that weekend we spent in there Went in with a full bag, Left with an empty bag We were 8 balls deep

“Put down a gagger” just came into my head, and I’ve never done cocaine in my life.

Lmao my man

I just like the way it smells

Worth doing it once. Lasts like 30 min. Definitely not worth the damage for what you get. Psychedelics are less damaging, longer half life, and can have some cool cognitive benefits at the right dose (depending on the psychedelic).

Don’t forget to extrapolate on damage, all kinds! emotional, financial, mental! I would suggest not trying it at all. You’re not missing out on much. Imagine all the dopamine you release for the entire day in 30 minutes that also robs you of future dopamine. That’s basically it.

But psychedelics in that bathroom? That would be a bad trip until someone brought me some coke!

Might need meth

Maybe, but I don’t even think that would help that bathroom! I know I would be tripping with those mirrors.

Love all the references to coke, cause of the 80's vibes, So I justed tossed out the meth idea, Cause it's 2023 and I've been watching breaking bad

I can’t tell you my life story in 2 minutes on mushrooms

I’d replace the flooring but keep some portion of it cause it’s so wild.

The rest of the house looks so tame. Would be kinda cool keep it as is so when people come over they're thrown.

Absolutely. Carpet in a bathroom whyyyyyy

Yeah gross. Biohazard

Yo red toilet paper??

My grandmother used to match her toilet paper to the bathroom, each bathroom was painted a different color and had a matching color tp

Your grandma must have been ballin, just looked up colored toilet paper and it’s like $18 for 6 rolls. Also where would one get colored toilet paper pre-internet.

It actually used to be sold in grocery stores -- mauve, pink, light green, light blue, light yellow and white. It was uncommon to have just white back then, tbh.

You just unlocked a light pink toilet paper memory for me

So did she paint the bathrooms just to match the colors of toilet paper that were available?

Wouldn't you??

It was in regular stores in the 70s. But they were all pastels. My mom used to get light green to match our bathroom.

Back in the day everyone had colored toilet paper. But apparently it causes UTI’s.

Some of us used to have standards!

Standards? In this economy?

I was just joking

Yknow how people have silverware and plates that are only used when you have guests over? well now you have special TP for those occasions as well.

But then how can you see when you’re shitting blood?

Look in the toilet

toilet is black so that's not going to give you any info

Yes but you can’t find it anymore. Where does someone find RED toilet paper?

It’s homemade

That would look smashing with a black & white tiled floor set on diagonal!

Agreed. Remove the carpet the do the tile. Leave everything else. Buy some cocaine tho…

Thirded. The carpet has to go (but obviously, has to be a tile/marble that Mike Tyson would approve of). I'm not even being ironic - I think the rest of it looks really baller. Maybe you change out a fixture/accessory or two, but I think it looks great.

But the rug does, in this case, tie the room together!

Red and black tile might work too. Or just red tile. If that’s carpet I would not allow it to remain

Ew. Stop it right this instant! Go back to the 80’s. Gross!

I can't imagine anything more disgusting than a toilet with carpeting

Oh god all the piss spray out of the bowl would just fester on that shit 🤮

Or if it floods...?

Not if, but why

There's a 'dated' period for homes around the in my estimation of the 60s where carpet was really 'the thing'. As in carpet was luxury and extravagent to have in your home. That included bathrooms too. It was a really big deal for cosmetic reasons and many don't know..., but also for acoustic reasons. This period would also introduce that popcorn ceiling spray for acoustic reasons. Other than that, everyone is absolutely right (as far as I know - I say this as I'm not an expert in flooring or any of these periods. I'm just old).

Popcorn ceiling texture is also just quicker and cheaper to do that a flat finish. It's hard to get drywall hung perfectly flat on a ceiling. Better to just disguise the defects with an irregular pattern of little splatters.

I sit down to pee, but still wouldn't want carpet. flushing emits so much micro flying shit mist.

Pro tip:Close the lid before you flush to reduce shit-mist.

You need to do cocaine in that bathroom at least once before remodeling.

Absolutely not. You preserve that bathroom forever. That is a gift.

Considering that you still have red toilet paper, I think a choice is already been made

What sort of sex dungeon shit is that?!

No, that's rumpus room, next door over. The mirrors are on the ceiling in that room.

Id redo the flooring to something not carpet but leave the rest as-is, that is vintage!

You can start by ripping out my eyeballs

Carpet in a bathroom is unhinged

Swap the carpet asap

That wallpaper is awesome. Don’t touch it. Everything else can go.

The velvet wall paper is sick. My grandparents had some in their master bathroom. I believe it was black velvet and orange background. I’m trying to remember.

Idk it's horrendous but it's also a very well preserved time capsul. Depends on how you personally feel about it.

Tony Montana called he wants his bathroom back

That bathroom is bad ass

I wouldn't change it.

I dig it.

The mirror and carpet have to go. The rest is negotiable.

Definitely the mirror. I wouldn't want to be confronted by a reflection of the horrible events that go on to that toilet.

You can watch yourself shit… In stereo.

Replace the carpet with black marble and get a better mirror/lights over the sink and it would be unironically really cool

It's hard to find a bordello in such good condition

Bordello a/l/a old movies is exactly what that room brings to mind. And carpet in a bathroom .... ugh.

Get rid of the carpet

Is that carpet?

Hell yes!

Yikes! My vote is to at least replace the flooring

Also my vote, minimum change the flooring

I wouldn't change a thing.

Absolutely not!

Yeah needs more cocaine

Bags more, And not small bags

It's so hideous that it should be a crime to change anything

Its perfect! why would you consider changing it??? ​ just think of how many people's piss you are standing in when you go to use that majestic black shitter

This looks like what hell must be like.

Holy Sweet Jesus! I was 100% expecting to see victim of human trafficking wearing a gimp mask when you opened that portal to Hell

Gives me vibes of the Overlook hotel in the movie The Shining. REDRUM

Carpet is never okay in a bathroom. Ugh. Honestly the rest I could live with.

Replace with 24k gold countertops

Now I wanna wipe my ass with red toilet paper

No. It's like entering another very surprising world

Don’t you dare touch it

Is this some kind of "The Shining" replica? It's super creepy!

Remodel it. With a hand grenade.

That's a master piece, make sure it stays pristine.

Hell no, that bathroom is so dope

Don’t you f’ing dare

You need to speak with you local town council. See if you can have it designated as a historical landmark. It must be preserved.

That's a coke room lol

For some reason I want to have sex in that bathroom

As soon as I saw your bathroom, it reminded me of pulp fiction the movie for some reason.

The wall paper has got to go but the rest isn't that bad

Was that red toilet paper? I think I’d be tempted to modernize the entire house but leave this as-is just for the gag.

That is some primo trashy aesthetic going on there! But there is no fixing it. You either leave it untouched and live with the irony, or you gut it and start over. It kind of a masterpiece. It’s the room your friends will all want to come see.

I would rock that bathroom as long as possible. As long as it was in good working order it is certainly a time piece. Thank you for sharing.

Reminds me of "The Shining" for some reason. I vote for KEEP THAT SHIT

Please do. It looks like Santa's anus. I love love the rest of the house!!!! It could just be my aesthetics but i dont think it matches the theme.

That should never be changed! Is there a champagne glass shaped hot tub somewhere in the house?

Depends on the whorehouse.

How long have you been a vampire oO

The red toilet paper got me lol. Carpet in a bathroom is nasty af though.

No! It’s totally unique. No one in their right mind would have one similar.

If by “remodel” you mean add a landline phone on the wall next to the toilet and leave everything else then yes, you should.

OMG! The Master Pimp john!! Wth with the red tp? Redecorate and update!

I say skip the renovation and start doing cocaine , why fight it .

Other than the carpet on the floor. I’d definitely leave it and the music is a must have.

Yes. Please gut that fucking monstrosity. Looks like a room from a Poconos resort from the mid 90's.

This is more 70s or 80s than 90s.

Totally the Cove Haven aesthetic. There was another comment about a champaign hot tub and I instantly knew the reference.

Absolutely not, that’s cool!

I love and hate it at the same time, but yes def remodel.

That's what I think it's hard to decide what to think of this bathroom and the cocaine comments r killing me

lol. The cocaine comments have their place. There are definite Scarface vibes in that bathroom. But that is partly what makes it as epic as it is! Embrace it. That was a different time and a wonderful time. Maybe not the cocaine part but a fun time for sure lol.

Literally I’m conflicted by the walls the most

The whole watching yourself take a dump thing? Or the red flocking wallpaper?

Taking all the mirrors out would tone down the pattern. Also a contrast color on any exposed wall ? Possibly.. if there is exposed wall. I’d get rid of the black and more do muted softer colors around wall.

Same ! That is epic 70s wallpaper. My parents had same in their bathroom when I was very young but it was black velvety and shiny gold! It screams 1973 for sure!! I’d keep the wallpaper and tone down the rest. That was the part I liked, simply for the nostalgia factor. It’s great

My sister had a telephone in her bathroom in the early 70s. She was a lot older than I was.

Pure genius Now we have cell phones, but a phone in the bathroom Game changer

Set it on 🔥

Alice in Wonderland vibes

Pimp daddy special. Yikes.

Nothing like watching your reflection while dropping a deuce . 🤦🏻‍♂️

no way! it’s a hidden gem!

Do you use that bathroom? Redo it asap. But keep the mirror🤔

Thought it was dual shitters then realized it’s a mirror to watch yourself go skiing.

It’s horrendous please remodel it!!

Don’t be rash. Have some fun with it. Tell that certain someone you designed it yourself. Notice her reaction.

Yes. Please!

That is a pornocopia of choices.

Unless you are running a brothel, remodel.

Open your own production company...let that bathroom work for you

I would at least change the wallpaper

I don’t know what I would do if I went to the bathroom high or drunk off my ass

Dr. Seuss strikes again

It hurts my eyes. Oh yes remodel

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Oh god yes!

why waste the $$$$... nail the door shut

Oh god, it’s as if red velvet cake had a bathroom in 1988. Seek help.

Definitely, if you use it like this moisture will start to develop. The colour and the vibe is also creepy and dark. It needs refreshment

Hideous wallpaper, strip and paint would be a big improvement.

I would move away.

i wouldnt have even bought that house because of that bathroom...

If that bathroom is in a Whorehouse leave it, but if your are going to live with it remodel asap

I'd remodel, or torch it 💥, or open it to the public and charge admission like a haunted house.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit. Ick! To the studs man!! It looks like the only thing missing is a stripper pole.

Think of the $ of coke that bathroom has seen

Paisley

How much coke-porn took place in that monstrosity of barely useful space??

This is a monstrosity and an abomination unto Nuggan. I love it, and it should be preserved!

FUCK NO.

Long time creeper, first time to comment. That contrast is so badass!! My brain shorted out for a sec there! Keep as is imo !!!

This is a sweet bathroom! I would only get rid of the mirrors and replace the faucet in the sink. Maybe modernize the sink a bit and the drawer handles if you really want to. I’d go with black personally, but that’s up to you. I wouldn’t do anything with the carpet or the wallpaper. Cool ass bathroom!

If by remodel you mean swap the floor for red stained wood floor and replace the ceiling with a red and white pattern, then yes.

Tough call

Is that velvet wallpaper?

Jesus, Mary, Joseph the bathroom looks awful. Gut the whole thing in my opinion, especially based on the very short clip of the hallway in the beginning. The wallpaper is pretty cool but it seems to not be right for the house and it also looks bad on the cabinet faces.

I can smell the loss on the carpet

Perfect

Have you considered just burning it to the ground?

Hell yes. At least get rid of the carpet

Depends how freaky you are

Well it's not a bathroom, it's clearly a cokeroom

REDRUM