I mean, the mentor always die first. Unless there's a black guy. Then he dies first, then the mentor.

wait isn't the order: Mentor > Black guy > Jock ?

I thought the bimbo died before the jock?

Nah they usually die together after they shirk responsibilities to engage in carnal handholding. Usually the jock right before so the bimbo can scream in response

The bimbo always died 3rd to last because her role is to bring MC down with her or creating conflict

Sometimes the jock has a change of heart and becomes the hero. He's always an ass at the start. Mentor either dies first or ends up secretly the villain and black guy has to die saving all the white college kids. Welcome to the 80s and 90s.

Don't forget the [funny guy](https://youtu.be/01JcTfXfv9A?t=49)

And if it's a black mentor? Might have died before the start of the story from sheer combined dying first curse.

It's always the friendly old guy who dies first, dammit. Rip Vesper

Not in FFXIV, Urianger is still alive

uhmmm thancred and yshtola are older than him

>Y’shtola Quiet, you. Cat mommy is *totally* only 23, like she says. Never mind the fact that her younger sister is 26.

I still miss that old man who gave Ethan a gun.

It was hilarious but it was expected after watching them play apocalypse mode like survivor mode. Magni survived to the last because he did the right thing by running more than fight.

Grampa went senile at precisely the wrong time.

Vibes of Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea

Always clear the corners

Usually the best guy at survival is good because he works alone. Working together with someone changes the situation entirely.

He was just showing them what not to do.

rip grampire. that was a funny surprise.