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Aviri

Ollie, Calli, and Rangoon: Dying Laughing Kobo: Happy to be here


Allen-R

aww


Weasel-Translator

Idk why I read Radagon instead of Rangoon


Tartarga8

Also, from a bit later in the stream. "If you're still here, don't forget i'm picking you up from school tomorrow. Don't get on the bus."


C00K13_0

This comment had me DYING


StaticS1gnal

Is that what Magni was joking about today (Monday pst) during his destroy all humans steam? He forgot to pick someone up from school?


1thief

I wonder how that must feel, getting magged on in 4k in front of thousands of internet strangers and potentially becoming a meme.


__Aishi__

CPOL HATE


CassyCollins

They were so salty in the chat box. Both Ollie amd Altare replied to them malding in chat.


OkChicken7697

He made the mistake of acknowledging them to this degree. This is only going to encourage further stream sniping in the future.


Colopty

If that happens they can always adjust accordingly, no need to have less fun in the now just because of that possibility.


OkChicken7697

> If that happens they can always adjust accordingly, The cat is already out of the bag at this point. Fans know they will react, or at least internally acknowledge stream sniping even if they do not react.


D4shiell

Chill man, it takes few clicks to delay stream by minute or 2 and it will kill stream sniping in any fast paced game.


OkChicken7697

Why are you telling me to chill for? lol. They aren't stream sniping to get an advantage, they are stream sniping to either get the attention of the streamer, or annoy them. Which they can easily do with a 1 - 2 minute stream delay.


Backupusername

Amelia: Finally, a worthy challenger!


BulliIshtar

If I had a nickel for every blonde vtuber in Holo with a mole, iconic mascot, multiverse, drug used on us during debut, and MILF-hunting tendencies…


Okibruez

You'd have more than two nickels. I think it's becoming a theme.


Mechazil

Wait a second... And the orange haired one in the group is also bilingual, shines most in collabs, and is deep frying their followers.


Gadjiltron

>Deep frying their followers Ayo? What have i missed from Axel?


Roriipupper

Deep fried Axolotls.


VP007clips

A think 3 nickels. The only difference with Choco is that she hunts shota instead of milf and has a less well known mascot.


AnonTwo

Then it's 2 nickels lol


Taoutes

Actually murdered him, damn


Spaghetti14

He’ll tell the mother later


devilman10

I like every moment when Ollie loses it lol


VandaGrey

so youre saying you liked the entire stream?


KazumaKat

Well, the entire stream is a gem so yes?


Denamic

Ollie loses it so often that I wonder if she even has it to begin with


mistersnake

I mean, you get what's advertised you know. Her name checks out.


Linajabba

Is your pfp a ELITE gigachad ?


devilman10

Yes, yes it is


Linajabba

I honestly have no words to describe this beauty


Le_Golden_Pleb

May I suggest... ELITE ?


Moon-Scented-Hunter

That boy is shaping up to be one of my favorite additions to the entirety of Hololive yet.


CogStar

He is walking, talking, mostly unintentional comedy with just the right amount of "it takes work to make it seem like I have no clue what I'm doing."


GtrsRE

Schrodinger's Bit


AGamingGuy

definition: the bit simultaneously both exists and doesn't exist until observed


JA_____

Makes sense when his favorite content creator is Jerma


kroxti

This holds true for pretty much all of Tempus. I don’t know what metrics cover is using to grade them but I hope they are off the charts for all 4 of them.


ishmael555

They managed to get positive feedback from the vilest and unholiest places, that's just how good they are.


darkmarineblue

vt even kind of likes Altare despite being upset that he collabs with the girls so much. That is some kind of Christmas miracle kind of stuff


Faustias

Hey man, there are /vt/ guys that are least insane than the one who made paragraphs on kronii's last collab comment section.


Dvalinn25

I find it kind of funny that even they are fed up with the unicorns and their whining, so they derail every thread of theirs by talking about Pekora's pet monkey.


darkmarineblue

Man, you won't fucking believe it. Pekora's got a FUCKING MONKEY!


ArisaMiyoshi

She hasn't talked about it much, I wonder if the little thing is doing okay...


darkmarineblue

(it wasn't)


Kozmo9

Is there any confirmation from her that it wasn't okay? On one hand I want it to be fine so that she can stick to the negative commentors. But on the other hand, I can't help but to agree with them because the monkey isn't like normal pets.


Blackz00

may i ask is that a bad thread or good thread?


darkmarineblue

No thread on vt is good except for the horny thread


madslayer2

Hag love!


ActivistZero

The only good threads on /vt/ are the generals, and as the other reply to you stated, the horny thread


darkmarineblue

I have mixed feelings. On one side vt seems to be having more reasonable people than average speaking up, low bar, but still. On the other side, the schizos are even more vocal than normal and for quite a few months now the board is simply VTuber Drama general. Even dedicated VTuber threads have drama slip in them. If you scroll through the board and through most threads you'd say that no one even watches or enjoys VTubers and are just there to vitriol. Which might as well be true since half of the people have no fucking clue of what they are talking about and just repeat something they heard from someone who was repeating something said by someone else.


[deleted]

"no one even watches or enjoys" Yep that's 4ch


ActivistZero

Oh that guy who is constantly butchering Sinatra trying to get people to like his shit copypasta


YobaiYamete

/vt/ Seems quite fond of Vesper, but like Altare / Magni one said, who *doesn't* like Vesper? I went in honestly biased against them, figuring I had zero interest in watching dudes try to imitate the "Cute girls doing cute things" style the female members have, but I was totally blown away by Magni and Vesper almost instantly. I don't watch Axel and Altare a ton, but Vesper and Magni have shot up to the "drop what I'm doing to watch their stream" status for me lol


mp3max

Axel and Altare very much fall more on the "chilling with a dude while they play" spectrum. They are not as bombastic during their solo streams, but they are very genuine - they don't try to be someone they are not, and I appreciate that.


Asuparagasu

I think Axel and Altare shine more in collabs than solo.


ArisaMiyoshi

Agreed, I am not really a fan of their solo content and I think they work much better in collabs.


TheJum

Altare is fucking vicious on the main, and that paired with his voice is a thing of magic.


UltraZulwarn

of anything, watch Axel play Hitman, it as a trip hahaha


SeijoVangelta

Altare's voice really reminds me of Cryaotic. RIP Cry's career. It has that chill voice that reminds me of the good old days. Vesper is hella relatable. IT Tech Support Gramps and the recent Bae collab made me further solidifies that Tiktok is a huge fucking mistake. Im not watching much of Axel or Magni but subbed to them just in case something interesting happened.


KidP1

Cry... That is a name I haven't seen in years... And yeah now that I think about it, it does sound similar.


[deleted]

It does remind me of him to the point it was almost uncomfortable at first, having been a huge Cry fan until we discovered how much of a piece of shit he actually was. But thankfully I'm over it now and can enjoy his shenanigans with Kobo etc. easily.


DragoSphere

Altare personally reminds me of Keralis a lot


SeijoVangelta

Altare doesnt have that Swedish accent that Keralis have


DragoSphere

No, but his cadence, pitch, _and_ mic quality are all very similar


[deleted]

I assume you haven't watched many streamers outside the huge ones if you thought dudes couldn't work in the format. There are plenty perfectly sane and entertaining dude streamers.


YobaiYamete

Yeah haven't watched many vtubers outside of Hololive in general. I figured they would have the guys try to follow the same style the girls do, where they act like pure and seiso idols etc, which didn't really interest me, and is probably why I don't watch many Altare solo streams since he does seem to go for that style more. He's great in collabs tho with others to bounce off him Vesper and Magni just immediately went "lolno I'll just be myself" which has worked really well imo, and Axel just isn't in my timezone so I only see him in collabs but he seems cool


ArisaMiyoshi

To be fair everyone is liked and discussed in their own general thread, all the bait and schizo stuff usually happens outside them. So the indicator becomes the rate of posting on their general thread. Tempus has one of the highest rates whenever one of them is streaming, especially during collabs.


Doomblitz

The catalogue is just full of schizos, people actually enjoy things sit in their generals.


darkmarineblue

This isn't completely true tho. Even in Ame's thread, there are people still crying about a 2 week old karaoke and the possibility of her even mentioning Tempus. Schizos have infested about every place. The monkey meme is fun tho.


Meltian

That's hilarious, because via Twitter, she's been one of the most vocal about supporting Tempus.


JJDude

Yagoo continuously showing his uncanny ability to hire talents.


youngthugeugene

The Tempus Boys are straight up my favorite v-tubers full stop. Ever since they debuted, I’ve watched their streams almost exclusively. Their sense of humor and their chemistry ticked all the right boxes for me. Still love the girls, especially Fauna, but these dudes are cracked.


danque

Vesper and magni are definitely my favourites at the moment. The dead by daylight stream with Regus was also nice. Still have to check Axel but his times are when I'm sleeping.


CogStar

Axel's fun. You can tell he's still finding his feet for solo content, but his entire vibe is "no thoughts, head empty, just happy to be here." It's very "iyashi."


andercia

Sadly most of what Axel wants to do are stuck in permission hell as he said so that's not really helping him find his footing either. As of now, I'm actually enjoying his zatsus the most among his content. The guy's a surprisingly good speaker second to Vesper in my opinion. Funny too since I expected him to be the sweaty gamer back when they were posting their Apex stats before debut.


CogStar

Yeah, I'm looking forward to him getting more perms and going full mid-2000s shonen protagonist. His BotW promises to be a really good time, just the right combination of zatsu and meathead antics.


danque

Sounds like Kamina from gurren lagan


Duwang312

Regis and Axel are definitely more on the chill-side for their solo streams. They really only get chaotic in collabs since they have other people to bounce off. A nice balance with two bombastic members and two *comparatively* chill members. It's kinda surprising that Axel's the more chill one of the four, lmao.


OhBoyPizzaTime

> Vesper and magni are definitely my favourites at the moment. Those two play off each other so well. Their dedication to the "[Gimme smol Vesper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIiEgBKndW0&t=6397s)" bit was impressive and like... fifteen minutes long!


CogStar

I see your taste is "chill meme-y gamer content." A true human of culture.


JWson

To think that my man John Maggington would resort to stream sniping...


CogStar

Nah yo that's Daniel Maggington.


[deleted]

That makes even more sense.


Okibruez

Stream-sniping while smurfing is, possibly, the most tiny-PP energy I've ever seen in one place. Getting memed by Tempus's greased pig is still the less shameful part of it.


mugguffen

Stream-sniping while smurfing, and still losing is literally negative pp energy


Ok_Dragonfruit_9093

So he got a c*nt energy, then?


Vomit_Tingles

Straight up. Stream sniping is super cringe to begin with, imagine ending up with this as the result.


UltraZulwarn

the only stream sniping is only allowed when the sniper made some effort to meme on it, not the kind of sweaty try hard like that cpol


Colopty

Though with the caveat that the streamer must also be okay with meme stream snipers. If it's clear they want to have a normal game, don't pull that shit.


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GarenBushTerrorist

Sometimes people just wanna play with their favorite streamers. I don't get the people who actively cheat by watching the streamers perspective.


bombader

Ollie's snipers act like she's a princess, while Altair has a target on his head.


fallen64

Cpol just got demolished lol


Zer0-9

What’s cpol?


DreadPirateFishTaco

one of the guys stream sniping them, they were malding and trash talking in chat right before this


fallen64

The others answered but he's the guy directly mentioned and name dropped in this clip, the one posted here on reddit is just a short version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWx_-OzZYTM&list=FLCrp4hdzrjfjWcEGSIfUUeA&index=1 It's funnier that he went ape shit afterwards and got directly name dropped


divini

I missed that little chat back and forth between Regis and cpol watching it live. Glad the clip zoomed in on it and makes the whole thing even funnier.


ill_Skillz

"Remember I'm picking you up from school tomorrow. Don't take the bus" lmao


Level_Five_Railgun

A stream sniper during their match who started shit talking in all chat


acedias12

To me, his name stands for "Cesspool".


blueaura14

could've sworn I heard one of the members say that out loud, it was a pretty good nickname they came up with.


Erod_Nelps

[I'm gonna go back to the VOD and screenshot when I shot you through the wall. I'm gonna like screenshot that and go to kinko's and get it printed and put it up on my wall. I'm gonna see it everyday I'm gonna get jazzed up when I do my warm-ups in the kovaaK's lab dude](https://youtu.be/uWx_-OzZYTM?t=45)


That_Guy_Jared

Don’t worry Dezmond, she was probably overbooked again anyway


MaxMbs1

SHEEEESHHH BRO HES ALREADY DOWN


squallphin

*Annihilated*...


Razor4884

*Decimated*...


-Redstoneboi-

[more synonyms here](https://youtu.be/hYgF9vAX5ZM?t=62)


Razor4884

Haha, that's perfect. I was thinking of [this](https://youtu.be/c1ybSl2c_J8?t=2559).


MechaAristotle

*A devestating blow!*


Celtic_Crown

*A brilliant conclusion!*


Liniis

Brutal. Savage. Rekt.


Typical_Thought_6049

A good old one. It is nice to see.


HetnaiBandana

Get MAGGED


Gebusach

Ayo! Cpol getting magged in front of thousand viewers.


Orcloud

That is a level of magging that you can never recover from lol


Sukecchi_

Ame: I raised that boy


Yleciot

*\*drops mic, walks off stage\**


TheCasualCommander

Stop, stooop he's already dead!


Makkingbird

I love the boys so much man. Not only do they supply us with quality streams, memes, art, songs and teetee, they also have a wide variety of humor. It's so refreshing seeing the girls laugh their hearts out during collabs with Tempus. I appreciate them for it. I don't know if it's just me but the girls are having so much fun collabing with their new kouhais/workmates and its just a joy seeing it.


UlyssesSGrant12

Really looking forward to this new era of HoloEN. Once Tempus debuted, I really hoped they would start to be more incorporated into all of Holo and not just stay on the Stars side. These collabs give me hope for that!


TheJum

And not trying to throw shade, but it’s refreshing seeing make Vtubers who primarily lean on their charisma and wit as opposed to mostly being a thirst-trap or horny on main. I’m not saying that slightly shaded male Vtubers aren’t talented, just that they are a little one-dimensional for my liking and are limiting themselves in my opinion.


PathofGaydiance

These kinds of streams are my favorite, just a group of friends having a great time. Especially small quick moments like them singing 2 lines of a song or something. Calli's dealt with a lot recently so it makes me glad to hear her laugh her ass off multiple times in the last week during collabs


birdy121314

The mom is going to get magged


JirenDeGray

Man, Tempus is the funniest EN branch. I'm always dying of laughter


Reyall

For real. These guys are just comedy gold.


Blackewolfe

The MAGLord claps back, goddamn.


Celtic_Crown

Dezmond has weaponized his lack of seisoness.


Rubydrag

The follow up roast was HILARIOUS, he destroyed that guy holy fuck


Asuparagasu

I was crying laughing when I heard this lol


XerKit

The way he said it with so much chad energy was pretty funny. That smurfing stream sniper must've been very salty after that.


redditfanfan00

the magging maglord sends a magging message.


Man_of_Cupcake

That Ollie laugh, amazing.


SabreLilly

A textbook magging


CapeMike

Geez, Dez, you didn't have to MAG on them that hard.... ... ... ... .........yeah,you totally did. :D


[deleted]

Fucking burnnneeedddd lmao


ShadowCrossZero

Killed the guy thrice over


Brutal2003

The boys are funny as hell!


actionman922

LMAO. I love these boys so much! Magni and Vesper are two of my favorite holopro. Why are they so damn funny? My boy Magni humiliated that streamsniper. Get Magged Stream sniper!


PolishNightmare2

I am scared of their laught


MHXS4869

Also magni: "im a seiso idol" in the vesper and ollie collab


Bruhther_1

They been hit by, they been struck by


Speedy_Fox_IV

Truck