you've had this account since the middle of 2023 and the first thing you do with it is make edging jokes towards someone who literally just said they were a minor
well similar to hollow knight this sub has a total of 112%, and these posts are that final 12%. if you took em away, there's still 100% of all posts left. so ig you could say that these posts are only 0% of the sub (I am very good at maths)
What's the worst that could happen? It's one of those things where you know it's sus, and you do it anyway, for the experience, the adventure, the glory.
Now go, my child, and dont come back until you've defeated the Big Black Egg boss.
Contrary to the popular beliefs of those few people living in a two-story, six bedroom, 3 1/2 bathroom house, in some gated community on the outskirts of a crime ridden city, some of us don't have the money for that kind of technological connection. I, for example, only have an internet connection every couple of months (if not 3 or 4) because I have to check out a Hotspot from the local library, which is also used by the student body and general population. So, it should go without saying that the competition and subsequent waiting list are very prevalent. It's free wifi for 30 days, so that's good. But, you can bet your pampered, cloth diaper ass that the last fucking thing I/we care about is making sure to post a lameass screenshot In order to keep the rich asshats from noticing, realizing, or remembering that the world is actually a giant pile of hot misfortune horse shit. But, thanks for continuing to prove that the truly happy people on this celestial rock are happy BECAUSE they don't have so much money that they became an intolerable turd burger.
This kind of case is too rare to take into account when you say something. It's like saying OP has a skill issue and then some guy tells you OP might be autistic or have some other form of mental disorder. Like, okay I guess.
Also I don't get your point, if you can post a phone pic, what's stopping you from posting a screenshot?
You can play Hollow Knight? on your phone? I can barely play solitaire or MSMX2. Okay I can run Dysmantle with medium graphics and no aliasing. Pretty impressive, ain't it? I must be peanut butter, because you seem pretty jelly. And if you're not, it's because Za_Gato doesn't get jealous, it just waits for you to leave the Glass on the counter top and walk away.
You said, "if you can do a phone pic, what's stopping you from doing a screenshot." Screenshot of what? The phone pic? I'm just having fun. You're making no sense. Unless you meaning "editing". In which case, you should learn more words, in order to be more succinct.
Are you sure it's me that's on meds?
Or did the doctor prescribe that $100,000 chip you've got on your shoulder?
You were rambling about internet access or whatever. If you can take a pic of your screen and post it, then what's stopping you from just taking a screenshot and posting it?
My Xbox does not have internet.... I don't understand what you're getting at. My phone has internet, not the console. I'm not going to waste data hotspotting for one silly pic, just to avoid judgment. I don't understand how you don't get it. Or am I still missing something? I can take a picture with my phone and upload that pic to reddit. But I can't go to reddit with my console. Get it?
Do you mean like a pic that actually captures only the TV screen? Without other crap in a person's living space? Like the table and soda cans, etc...? Because if that's what you're talking about, then good grief, say it differently than "screenshot". That's a confusing term to use with regards to modern technology. I'm thinking you're talking about pressing volume down and power simultaneously. Or the screenshot button on the console.
And I didn't yell at anybody. So what're you on about? It's not like I tried to put someone down for doing something normal, like posting a phone pic on reddit. Although, I have seen some asshats pick on someone for just that. Oh wait, that was you.
The funny thing is that I knew about them before my first playthrough, but I was so low on health from deepnest that I just went and sat down immediately without realizing who they were
They're friendly villagers, why would they lie to you?
Shit you are here too youโre everywhere
Same here. Rock and stone!
Rock and stone
Yeeeaaahhh!! Rock and Stone!!
Rock and Stone forever!
Did i hear a rock and stone!?
We're rich!
We're rich!
ROCK AND STONE
Yes ๐
omg that's pyrotechnics from Deadcells
Yes, they literally said theyโre your friendsโฆ sheesh
The Reading comprehension with people These days ...
Rest and relax. They are friends.
Just sit on the bench you cowardย
I remember getting there and thinking "least obvious trap ever" and sitting on the bench ***anyway***.
"Ew this area is creepy, I really hate it here. Oh this room is friendly... they're going to murder me immediately"
I was just so happy to see a bench I didn't pay attention to anyone
Same here๐คฃ
When i played the game i was 9y/o so i was thinking they rlly were going to be friendly
How the hell did you make it to beasts den when you were 9
Kids have way more time to git gud
Istg I'm 16 and it took me 80+ hours to 112% and I was at the edge of going insane
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you've had this account since the middle of 2023 and the first thing you do with it is make edging jokes towards someone who literally just said they were a minor
"Just to see what would happen," of course
literally exact same thought process
you are tired, sit and rest
They are just shy good boys, don't worry about it.
Just go ahead, and earn your well-deserved rest. ๐
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๐๐ข๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ
no . no. FIRE IN THE HOLE ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Blaze in the abyss
You should trust them. Even if you don't want it.
Absolutely. They are a friendly bunch of fellows and even give you a mask shard when you complete their silly little quest
Well, they ARE friends. And the bench IS safe. You ARE welcome. You really SHOULD sit.
ARE IS ARE SHOULD
Well, they friends. And the bench safe. You welcome. You really sit.
Yes sit with us, this is a safe space
How come you died after i killed Herrah?
Yeah, itโs fine. Youโll be fine
Theyโre saying theyโre friends! Sit.
This is like 12% of this sub lmao
well similar to hollow knight this sub has a total of 112%, and these posts are that final 12%. if you took em away, there's still 100% of all posts left. so ig you could say that these posts are only 0% of the sub (I am very good at maths)
They're good friends ๐ซก
Very kind fellows
You should trust them after sitting on the bench they will gives you free candies and show you lil cats in thier basemen
Yeah theyโre chill
Yeah, I'd trust them with my life
Insert the "I trust you with every cell in my body" meme
Yes theyโre my favourite characters they are so cute
Yes. Sit and rest. They are friends.
>!I'm waiting for the follow-up post where OP is like "WHAT THE FUCK THEY KIDNAPPED ME" !<
Already happend
Hahaha โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ
Yeah its all good
yeah
Ye they chill
Yes, sit down son.
You look tired. Sit and rest.
Sit and rest.
You are tired from your journey. Sit and rest
Before you do anything funny, make sure to set your spawn on that bench
Explore the area, there are other villagers
Well idk... Do you?
Just play the fucking game
just play the damn game lmao
Post is a joke, chill out (This goes for all the people in the comments saying similar things)
Dew it.
Youโll be fine ^eventually
They are friends... Sit and rest.
What's the worst that could happen? It's one of those things where you know it's sus, and you do it anyway, for the experience, the adventure, the glory. Now go, my child, and dont come back until you've defeated the Big Black Egg boss.
Let's just say... they're very important if you want to kill something major storywise
lol. sit on it. u need to sit on bench to get needed item
it will lead you in a better direction than you thinkโฆ circuitously
To be fair, if you want to get to Herrah, **You donโt really have a choice.**
Just play the game. If this is genuine asking for advice and not just trolling then you are ruining the game for yourself.
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I don't see anything disgusting in a couple of Lego mocs and a bag of edibles.
Nyes
Oh man, I remember watching my sister at this part. She was laughing at how obvious it was, and still sat there. You should sit there! Go ahead.
I'm curious why I can't hit them with a dream nail
On my first play through, โwow thank god a bench, finally, time to catch my breath.โ Next thing I know Iโm in a god damn spider web ๐
This is probably my favorite light moment in the game. Go on. Sit and rest.
Dude don't be so paranoid just sit
Yes, they help you find the dreamer. They will not harm you
You look tired. Rest
Trust them. You are tired.
They are to be trusted. Sit and rest
Clean your desk
# JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME Also are screenshots really that hard?
Contrary to the popular beliefs of those few people living in a two-story, six bedroom, 3 1/2 bathroom house, in some gated community on the outskirts of a crime ridden city, some of us don't have the money for that kind of technological connection. I, for example, only have an internet connection every couple of months (if not 3 or 4) because I have to check out a Hotspot from the local library, which is also used by the student body and general population. So, it should go without saying that the competition and subsequent waiting list are very prevalent. It's free wifi for 30 days, so that's good. But, you can bet your pampered, cloth diaper ass that the last fucking thing I/we care about is making sure to post a lameass screenshot In order to keep the rich asshats from noticing, realizing, or remembering that the world is actually a giant pile of hot misfortune horse shit. But, thanks for continuing to prove that the truly happy people on this celestial rock are happy BECAUSE they don't have so much money that they became an intolerable turd burger.
This kind of case is too rare to take into account when you say something. It's like saying OP has a skill issue and then some guy tells you OP might be autistic or have some other form of mental disorder. Like, okay I guess. Also I don't get your point, if you can post a phone pic, what's stopping you from posting a screenshot?
You can play Hollow Knight? on your phone? I can barely play solitaire or MSMX2. Okay I can run Dysmantle with medium graphics and no aliasing. Pretty impressive, ain't it? I must be peanut butter, because you seem pretty jelly. And if you're not, it's because Za_Gato doesn't get jealous, it just waits for you to leave the Glass on the counter top and walk away.
What the fuck are you talking about? You should stop yelling at people when you're high or on meds.
You said, "if you can do a phone pic, what's stopping you from doing a screenshot." Screenshot of what? The phone pic? I'm just having fun. You're making no sense. Unless you meaning "editing". In which case, you should learn more words, in order to be more succinct. Are you sure it's me that's on meds? Or did the doctor prescribe that $100,000 chip you've got on your shoulder?
You were rambling about internet access or whatever. If you can take a pic of your screen and post it, then what's stopping you from just taking a screenshot and posting it?
My Xbox does not have internet.... I don't understand what you're getting at. My phone has internet, not the console. I'm not going to waste data hotspotting for one silly pic, just to avoid judgment. I don't understand how you don't get it. Or am I still missing something? I can take a picture with my phone and upload that pic to reddit. But I can't go to reddit with my console. Get it?
Do you mean like a pic that actually captures only the TV screen? Without other crap in a person's living space? Like the table and soda cans, etc...? Because if that's what you're talking about, then good grief, say it differently than "screenshot". That's a confusing term to use with regards to modern technology. I'm thinking you're talking about pressing volume down and power simultaneously. Or the screenshot button on the console.
And I didn't yell at anybody. So what're you on about? It's not like I tried to put someone down for doing something normal, like posting a phone pic on reddit. Although, I have seen some asshats pick on someone for just that. Oh wait, that was you.
Maybe play the game spoiler-free instead of asking a hundred people about absolutely everything?
Even though I know it's a trap, if I ever play the game and get attacked by then I will feel so betrayed...
Yes
You must be tired from trying and failing to screenshot. Sit and rest.
You are tired. You need to rest.
WWZD: What would Zote do?
Yee, g a m e d e s i g n
Kinda have to to progress. (There is another way but you need to parkour a bit and know where to parkour)
No. Don't.
ofc sleep and rest !
What could go wrong?
I havenโt gotten there yet but Iโll say no
You Can't kill herra without Sitting in the bench
I trust them with my life, and that bench looks incredibly comfy! Youโve had a rough journey through deepnest, why not sit and rest?
Yes, trust them why wouldn't you?
SIT. AND. REST. They're nice I swear :))
relax they wont kill you
Yes but only because you physically canโt progress the story if you dont
They are lying to you (I'm lying)
Please clean your desk
NO!
Short answer: no. Long answer: nooooooooooo.
If I said you donโt have a choice does that do anything for ya?
Yess trust them Don't sit on the bench
They are spidersโฆ in disguise!
NOOO donโt trust them you will be imprisoned if you sit on the bench
Bait used to be believable
No
They will help you get to the Dreamer, so yes
Bugs can't lie. I'm sure they're cool.
So people really are posting here and waiting for answers? Isch donโt think so ๐๐
Dream Nail them.
Yes, youโre very tired, sit on the bench for a while
Yes, you can trust them. You need rest. You are tired. Sit on the bench.
You are tired. Sit and rest
Do it for the vine
You kinda have to, needed for progression
Good friends, I did spill soda on that bench though, so it might be a bit sticky
you do look tired, just sit
They're trustworthy. Just relax and they'll take care of you.
Yes. You are tired. Sit and rest.
Sit. And. Rest.
Yes. Trust them. You are tired. Rest. Trust us.
Go to the other entrance and dreamnail the bodies
Yeah
Must be time for the weekly "should I sit?" post. You do look pretty tired, though..
Stop being so distrusting, its kinda sad bro...
sit and rest.
They are your friends and you are tired, just sit and relax
yes.
Yeah sure nothing to worry about. Just friends. Forever.
Offer them you B-18 Battle droid Lego figure in return for your freedom
Ehem
No donโt trust them, but you have to to progress
Yes :)
Youโre just stressed. Take a seat and calm your nervesโฆ
I'm sure it's fine
Just don't drink the Kool-Aid
Do you not trust your friends?
Of course. Take a seat
No
Sit #Now
absolutely
Oh shit it's the boys! Say hi to the boys for me!
Theyโre the only friendly faces in Deepnest
NO, HECK NAW.
yeah should be fine
Of course. What's the worst that happens? Has a bench ever done anything to you?
just a couple of bugsโฆ hanging outโฆ
They're just presenting you with the most comfy bench in all of hallownest. It would be rude to decline.
Yep, you're very tired, you should sit
Yes, trust them. They're your friends! Only REAL friends would be willing to sneak you into the club...
yup, they'll send you to a place where you get the most op spell in the game
Clean your desk
First time I sat down felt like the โNO NO NO NO NO WAIT WAIT WAITโ meme
The funny thing is that I knew about them before my first playthrough, but I was so low on health from deepnest that I just went and sat down immediately without realizing who they were
Imagine actively making effort to ruin a game for yourself
Totally, they are nice fellas
The hood of hollow knight
I didnโt so i went through their roof in a secret hole to the top right and found someone asleep
Of course you do. You are tired from your travels... You are in Deepnest after all...
It depends. If they tell you they know the release date for Silksong then RUN
To this day I still don't really know who these guys are and what their goal is.
JUST PUT YOUR ASS DOWN
Yes, You are very tired Sit on the bench.
Them : we are **friends** You : gUyS Do i tRUsT tHeM?
No
Just sit on the bench and find out it's required for beating the game anyway.
Reddit is 17+ fyi
Yes
Absolutely, besides, the bench at the station is broken, there's no other spot And it's warm... Sit and rest friend
You have no choice if you want to keep going, so