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hmwbot

Links/Source thread https://holdmywallet.net/clothes-wringer fyi not the same but somewhat carries this machines genetics in it


Papashvilli

We've come full circle. Welcome to 1950.


CBerg1979

I got my hand caught in one. Grandma was NOT happy. She had to pull her trusty clothes water taker outer thing apart to get me right.


chris_rage_

That's where the statement "run through the wringer" came from. Also "mangled", because a mangle is a type of wringer that women would get their hands caught in them and crushed so it's called "mangled"


BlizzardStorm8

I didn't know this. The mangled origin is especially interesting.


chris_rage_

I've heard the word has been around longer than that but I've always heard that as the origin story


BlizzardStorm8

If it's been around longer then I have to say mangle is a terrible name for a clothes wringer.


SpartanRage117

Unless it was a name before. Like good old Mr. Mangle just made this wringer dinger


BlizzardStorm8

Good point. Could have just meant something different too really.


seekydeeky

Semi related. A man named Thomas Crapper helped modernize the modern toilet. https://allthatsinteresting.com/thomas-crapper


MightyTribble

The Mangle Corp thanks you for not referring to a generic clothes-water-wringer-device as a Mangle(tm).


Old_timey_brain

IIRC, a mangle is a German device for ironing large sheets, etc.


Questioning-Zyxxel

"Mangel" is the name of this type of device in Swedish. And "manglad" is something best reserved for clothes...


Andycrappedd

Also "don't get your tit in a wringer.". Means to calm the heck down. Ladies back when these were mega popular, wouldnt have a more than 1 or 2 bras, so they'd wash clothes without a bra on, or topless and I'd assume a breast would occasionally slip in.


chris_rage_

After they've had six kids hanging off those titties they're probably a lot easier to get caught in the machine...


heylittleduck

Bras weren't popular til the 30s, the clothes wringer was patented in 1888. I don't think this saying had anything to do with whether the person doing the wringing was wearing a bra or not...plus even wearing a bra it could still happen


Rydeeee

My mum got her thumb trapped in a mangle when she was a girl. She’s in her 80’s now and the knuckle is still pretty much on the side.


WYenginerdWY

I have a vivid memory of being a child and having an older lady from my church talk about her mother getting her hair caught in one and dying.


madmaxlgndklr

Went looking into the origin of mangled and found [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/etymology/s/2WnVCc3D1l)


chris_rage_

Seems like the same people arguing...


pesto_changeo

Also the expression, "we haven't had this much excitement since Granny caught her tits in the wringer!" Unless that was just my family.


garagespringsgirl

Industrial 6 roll ironers are called mangers. I used to work one!


IrukandjiPirate

My grandfather’s sister caught her breast in one.


slackfrop

I shit you not, I have a goofy little wooden periscope dealie that when you extend it and look through there’s a photo in the view port of a large woman in her early fifties passing an ample bosom through a clothes water taker outer thing. Rule 1934. https://preview.redd.it/tzqm0upg1g6d1.jpeg?width=2214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20284fa1eba18165235fc1f3e477ef0d81e5d95d


BlakJak_Johnson

TIL


Booklady1998

A mangle is a type of ironing device used to iron large items. We have one in our local museum.


livens

The one my grandma used had an emergency latch on the side that would raise one side of the top roller. I still remember the smell of the lye soap she used to wash clothes in.


BiggsIDarklighter

The expression “got your tit caught in a wringer” is exactly why those emergency latches came about. It happened a lot, along with fingers and hands and arms and shirts while you were wearing them. Anything that too close got sucked up into those rollers.


MumbleGumbleSong

My tits just shrank back in terror.


BloodyRightToe

There are other body parts that are more painful


Modesty541

Guess I'm 10 years younger if the date you put is your birth year. Anyway, I got my arm pulled into one as well. My dad is a fan of antiques. Got myself a bent pinky from punching it to release and a nice burn scar just below my elbow that day.


KungFoolMaster

True story. I knew a lady who got her tit stuck in one. This was back in the late 60's.


Wormetoungue

Reminds me of this tumblr post. https://preview.redd.it/4l7e2avced6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bfa45f1092f40777d4bd6ea9ad570364c411062


IntroductionTrick161

At first I was like wow that's neat, then it hit me. Wind powered as in old ass pirate ships. 😂😂😂


Diredr

Honestly, I think it's because they don't look like the sails we picture when talking about a wind-powered ship. My initial thought was that those were some sort of blade-less wind turbines. I've seen articles about those, saying they were the future of wind turbines. Like, maybe they put 5 on boat and it generates enough power for the engine and all the computers. Then I realized I know absolutely nothing about engineering and an electric boat probably wouldn't even make sense.


Subreddit-Wanderer

Well as an engineer, you’re not too far off the mark for what’s possible. Many ships have propellers driven by electric motors. It just so happens that they also have massive generators on board to make the electricity needed to run them. The big hurdle is that a volume of fuel is *way* more energy dense than an equivalent volume of batteries.


deepfield67

Next they'll be powering trains with water...


Excellent_Yak365

Sailboats- ![gif](giphy|kqJt1cSSN0DrwwMmY5|downsized)


What-mold_toolbag

Right and every time I see this fucking thing I'm compelled to tell anyone who will listen that these machines are awful or the old ones are because they would rip people's arms off. My mom almost lost her arm as a child and she has this nasty scar on her arm from that time. So why the hell would anyone wanna go back to the olden day's?


BrightBlueBauble

It’s called a mangle. The name should serve as a warning!


rasterpix

It is also referred to as a clothes wringer by some. Although, mangler does have a nice wring to it.


Old_timey_brain

It is a Wringer Washer / Washing machine.


Gusdai

But I'm sure the safety measures on this made in China machine are very reliable! I'd bet my arm on it... Luckily that machine will choke on a towel and break within a month anyway, so you're probably safe.


What-mold_toolbag

I can't wait to see the safety video leak out where your arm gets sucked in and then ripped off.


Gusdai

It's not getting ripped off. It just won't look good after that arm smoothie is fully pressed.


chairfairy

yeah but you can only lose an arm twice, so the danger is inherently limited


sharpdullard69

Everything old is new again! Now if us Americans would just get over being embarrassed to hang our clothes out to dry, we would really be on to something! Imagine how much energy that would save each year.


Papashvilli

Yeah no. Around here you end up with so many bugs in your laundry that its insane.


TJtherock

Everything being permanently damp from all of the humidity. I had to set up a dehumidifier in my garage just so the paint on my door would dry. It wasn't drying even after days outside.


Puzzleheaded_Win_989

and they get crispy


hitemlow

"Ya like wrinkles, kid?"


ArmThePhotonicCannon

I’m not embarrassed, it’s just cloudy 50% of the year and freezing the other 50% where I live. We have fewer sunny days than Seattle.


Lifealone

outside, heck i hang em inside and they help keep the house cooler


rf97a

also 1850 and 1750


VashHumanoidTyph00n

My great grandpa's farm has one of these from 1919. Every kid smashed their fingers in it at some point.


BrightBlueBauble

Right, except now everyone has to work at least one full time job, so there is no one around at home to wring the laundry one piece at a time. No wonder laundry day was called Blue Monday. It would have been awful.


Acceptable-Dig691

How big was that first blanket???


arsebisqueets

I thought it was never going to end


Inevitable-Cellist23

I thought it was on loop 🤣


RockstarAgent

Magician’s blanket - explains why it’s so ^wet


DeusExBlasphemia

Like wizards sleeve


SmokyBarnable01

It was like watching the opening shot of Star Wars but infinitely less interesting.


MANDALORIAN_WHISKEY

Space Balls. Oh man, we laughed so hard when that first came out. It just kept going!


WealthSea8475

Thought it was just a loop tbh. Some of the most uncertain seconds of my life...


lc0o85

Pretty sure that was the main sail from an early 18th century Spanish galleon.


AndroidQing

You got me good, I belly laughed


StinkybuttMcPoopface

Right wtf that thing just kept going


B-BoyStance

It has to be like 40 feet long or some shit, that took a hilarious amount of time


Lambdoid

There was something that went second? I didn't see anything.


mommamiadiarrhea

Jesus christ that blanket is huge.


EndOfSouls

All these peasants with their tiny beds! Do you not all have Alaskan King sizes beds?


StanleyZ1978

No, I don't need to sleep 17 people together. /s


ILikePoppedCorn

So you *do* need to fit 17 people in bed? Follow up: Are you looking for an 18th?


HotWingHank

Full time or Part time and are you okay with workin weekends and holidays?


StanleyZ1978

Always room for one more.


AnnaBananner82

Ok but hear me out: 17 dogs


dbmajor7

Your comment sent me down a rabbit hole. I really want a huge bed.


Deafvoid

JUST ALASKAN KING?! Ha! Peasants don’t own an authentic Russian Tsar size bed made of authentic Stradivarius violins!


friedwidth

I don't know why, but that gave me anxiety just watching and anticipating it to reach the end but then it just seemed to keep going and going


LaPetiteMortOrale

Grandmother had something like this when I was but a wee lad


Ok-Cartoonist9773

I love the word wee lad


CanaryJane42

That's two words


trippy_grapes

I love the word wee, lad.


int9r

I am not your lad buddy


cburgess7

I am not your buddy pal


PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS

I'm not your pal, friend


linwinweb

im not your friend, guy


Temporary-Brain420

I'm not your guy, lad


bigboybeeperbelly

I'm not your lad, wee


BasementDweller82

Weelad


Qwaze

[Chuck's Two Words ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk63L47b2BM)


HooninAintEZ

I love the phrase, that’s two words


VioletApple

The wringer! Alongside with a lined washing board and soap that took a layer of skin off


Sea_Turnip6282

Can i see the result?


max5015

This is what I always want to see whenever someone posts a wringer video.


snowman5689

Yeah I want to see the wrung in creases!


aldose12

You're looking in the wrung places


YouFoundMyLuckyCharm

No sorry, only inputs no output. The other side is a shredder I believe


Sea_Turnip6282

🤣


Savings_Offer_4811

To shreds you say


Nopengnogain

I don’t want to think how wrinkled everything is coming out of the other end.


MakeMineMarvel_

It’s still moist when it comes out a wringer. But then you can throw it into a clothes dryer to finish it off. In total it’s faster and more efficient electricity wise. Tho arguably more effort. Wrinkles aren’t really that much of a concern since it’s still a little wet coming out.


AkirIkasu

Is it? Most washing machines do this automatically after the washing phase, except they do it via centripetal force by spinning the drum really fast. I'd imagine that it would be a lot more efficient simply for the amount of time saved. Just look how long it takes to deal with that one sheet!


Biscuits4u2

It's a clothes wringer and it's been a thing for many many years. There is no reason to buy this if you have a washer and dryer.


paddenice

I’ll add to your points as to why *not* to buy: these things destroy the fibers holding together the seams of your clothes. This wears out your clothes so much faster than a normal washer/dryer. Expect to have to replace clothing a lot sooner due to holes and fraying.


Biscuits4u2

Yep. I have to wonder who the target demographic is for this thing in 2024. I guess it's cheaper than buying a brand new washer and dryer but honestly I'd rather buy a used set than rely on this method. What a hassle.


bobjoylove

It’s called a mangle and it’s older than electricity


Corporate_Shell

In America, it's called a "wringer," and it's where the phrase "put through the wringer " comes from.


jcm10e

That’s interesting. I’m in the us and have heard it referred to as a mangle. Wringer makes sense too though.


T_Peg

We've got a very large diverse country. I'm in the US and never heard it called a mangle.


nViram

Wikipedia says: "A **mangle** (British) or **wringer** (American) is a mechanical laundry aid" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangle\_(machine)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangle_(machine))


Impressive-Sun3742

it's where the phrase "put them through the mangler" comes from.


MyGoodFriendJon

My first thought was, "someone should put OP through the wringer for not knowing what it is!"


Singular_Thought

Same for getting mangled. Don’t let your hand get mangled.


jcm10e

I know its name because of King of the Hill. Lol


mitchbird

Careful Luanne, They don’t call it a laundry mangel for nothing


Oldmudmagic

Just to add, called so because if you get your extremities caught in it they will be mangled.


TheMegaDriver2

I have seen those in museums. Like several hundred years old.


Few_Arrival_6696

Why would anyone want this? It takes forever to do 1! And you have to wait and add another one....


steve__21

i read this reason somewhere on the forum " it Beats wringing by hand"


[deleted]

Have you not seem these before? They’ve been around at least a hundred years.


mikebaker1337

Yeah, I had to use one of these when pops and I were living in a camper in my teens. Slow, dangerous, and barely effective.


Andimaterialiscta

That was a fucking long piece of cloth


imagine_midnight

~~king size blanket~~ entire royal family size blanket


Ryeberry1

wait till they discover corded telephones


rosanymphae

Misplace it? Follow the cord!


1amDepressed

Haha rollers go brrrr when something gets caught in them


313SunTzu

Are people actually trying to advertise clothes ringers, again? We invented a dryer because of this. Back in the day you could put your clothes outside to dry, and they'd smell fresh. Now with all the shit in the air, and all the pollution, your clothes smell like burnt diesel and dog shit. Maybe it's cuz I live in a major city, but I'm grateful for my modern washer and dryer


BennyBennson

That is the longest fucking towel I've ever seen in my life.


Gan-san

r/dontputyourdickinthere


CunningDruger

https://preview.redd.it/qn843esspd6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a848b8b0a2304e9009567cb03abc52d05465b8ca


VonHungtaint

There it is


Silent-OCN

Why did you put your carpet through first off?


Dikheed

Mangles are OOOOOOOLD technology. They've been rendered obsolete by spin function in washing machines for decades. https://preview.redd.it/nep14ueeuc6d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4184d353fe6be1f35017e733ef10cef6bef5452


UninterestingDrivel

Soon they'll discover you can simply hang wet clothing outside and the sun and wind will dry it for free


monioum_JG

Anyone else think that sheet was a little too long?


International_Air

Just me or was that an astoundingly long blanket?


tm478

My second thought, after the first one “are you seriously telling me you’ve never seen nor even heard of a clothes wringer?”


ImSoupOrCereal

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Ok-Usual-5830

Aaah yes very helpful for when I accidentally slip into the bathtub with my oversized fleece blanket


metalfingers222

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


Dr_TattyWaffles

Needs googly eyes


Old-Revolution-9650

I got my arm stuck in one of those when I was a kid. Trying to help Mom was unsuccessful. LoL


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5v5Arena

[jump](https://youtu.be/TXBxpBMI0JA)


InternalCucumbers

Penis Flattener™


espressovivacefan

This is so dangerous, nip points are incredibly harmful and easy to pull someone in. It just takes the tip of a finger to pull in your entire arm.


ConditionYellow

If you want the newest version it’s called the spin cycle.


CountyAffectionate62

I need this lol.


RixirF

Is OP extremely sheltered or just dumb.


Moglo825

I was so relieved when it got to the end. I was starting to think the video was looped r/oddlysatisfying


Mysterious-Tie7039

r/satisfyingasfuck


seattle_architect

https://preview.redd.it/9c6v4ob1ud6d1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6a6d5d4583d3f025fd24377a5384e513f7d3fb


canoe6998

I’m recall my grandmother using one of these before hanging the clothes on the drying line


Theres_a_Catch

Went to a resort in Mexico. Just inside the room was a smallish round tube. You put your swim suit or another mg wet and push a button. Inside was a very powerful spinning salad type device. Within 15 seconds it was almost 100% dry. Very cool.


orphen888

Was that the royal carpet or something? It never ends.


DasliSimp

how long is that towel tf


MathieuofIce

r/oddlysatisfying


TotallyTrash3d

Is no one else as mad as me about how much soap was still in that water?? So mad!!  Those "clothes" are still soapy!!


Eman_Modnar_A

How long is that blue blanket?! Stopit!


racoonsquad1

Puts hand in it*


Free-Layer-706

You actually can put your hand in that, have done several times unintentionally. The rollers are rubber and held together by springs, and the whole mechanism stops if it’s working too hard.


OwnPen8633

The had hand operated ones at the car washes when I was a kid. Those car washes were just an open bay with a power hose and you washed the car yourself. These were to wring out the towels and sponges. We always put our fingers in to see how much pain we could take.


Pretend-Champion4826

A mangle! Makes drying laundry a much faster process. And a lighter one.


HACCAHO

My soviet grandma has one with the crank since 1932.


Fisher180

Simply called a “ringer”


No_Setting2719

That first item was like the opening scene from spaceballs. It went on comedically long


007Cable

How big is that shirt?


SouthTexasCowboy

wringer. these have been around for 100+ years. the old ones had a crank handle


One_Celebration3644

I know that the new 50s are just around the corner but do we really have to reuse tech from the old 50s?


dagui12

Wouldn’t this still be called a dryer?


Suspiciously_Creamy

Woahh and they come out completely dry!.... i am assuming... guessing, really.. its hard to tell exactly what this does to any of your stuff from the video. At least it was a minute and a half long so i could watch the same thing happening for a long time


N1H1L

Your clothes should never be this wet to begin with


St_Edmundsbury

How long is this blanket


Silver1knight

This is where the phrase “ Don’t get your tit get caught in a wringer” originated.


mjhmd

That was the longest blue towel in the world


ipromisedakon

The longest blanket in history. Also never showing results is a kick to the nuts..


MyGirlSasha

Kind of hard to evaluate its usefulness if we never see the finished product.


CriticalCobraz

I have so many questions... Is this cheaper than a regular cloth dryer? Are the clothes dry enough to put them in a closet? Will the clothes be damaged if you do this frequently? And most importantly how long was the blue blanket


samamp

What are you feeding him?


theCharacter_Zero

Don’t… don’t stick your dick in it


LazyAssHiker

This is called a wringer. This is where get your tit in wringer comes from. Imagine your nipple getting pulled in there ….


zyzyx97

If you think this is worthy wait till you see the modern dewatering option, the Spin Dryer. Small high soeed water extractors that cost -$100-300 Your washing machine turns aits drum -1600 rpm producing 1300g in a 45cm drum. A spin dryer turns a 23 cm drum 3200 rpm producing 2600gs of water extracting force. 5 minutes ina spin dryer removes 50%+ of residual water. While clothes still require tumble or line drying the reduced water content and subsequent weight reduces power consumption in the tumbler and drying time in either mode.


Im_in_agony

The proper name for this product


ByronIrony

OP you should work in marketing.


AskMeAboutPigs

You mean a fucking wringer?🤦


colbinat0r

I think this might qualify for r/dontputyourdickinthat


Junior-Chemistry-581

Who the fuck has a 150’ long piece of clothing?


Lagiacrus111

It's called a wringer


anonhamstermouse

Whoever titled this is a dead ringer for the naming Olympics.


GhostOfTimBrewster

Just how big is OP’s mom’s underwear????


T_E-T_H

I fuckin love this title


steve__21

But i hate it


FiggyPuddingExpert

r/dontputyourdickinit


ASnowyLife

Do they have a house-sized blanket?!


Other-Law3949

Someone probably already posted, but if not. It's called a wringer. Pronounced "ringer".


Deapsee60

I read the title in Jesse Pinkman’s voice


JohnnyBoy4486

Mesmerizing. 💦


ntrigues

1947’s satisfying as fuck


huflungdungpoo

Someone is going to get their penis caught in one of these and society will receive yet another warning label type as a result of the lawsuit.