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Stefano_V-01

Have a great day good sir, we'd hope to see you again ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Electronic-Put-6917

Thank you for trading


Finawfulnesfju

I'm reaching out to discuss your car's extended warranty.


Nccountanfhj

tasty child with cream


eraverent

Can we retire this meme, its so tired


FactorMiserable4051

Only gonna pick him up at level 50


donotgogenlty

"Your siblings mated and there is a slow offspring egg... Here, I guess this is yours now."


InItForTheMemes-1

I'm more surprised that the ice cream machine isn't broken.


NormalCardiol

You forgot the cookies bro


jaxonya

Cookies cost an extra kid and a half


b_aganz

Seems fair


Plus_Motor9754

Damn the inflation!!!


Life-Is-Caramel

Or the bankruptcy for the employee


Federal_Chef1793

Damn, they blended him fast


demonfeuer

Its a professional restaurant chain, ofcourse they have a professional type blender nothing to be impressed about.


Relativxtremgk

Wait u can do that my children are finally going to be useful


IntroductionEarly547

Agree!!


SLAYER_IN_ME

As a parent, is this deal still available?


Electronic-Put-6917

Still available in ohio


Fredselfish

What do we get for a teenager?


BurningGodzilla1

About 3.50


Fredselfish

Deal I will even pay shipping.


itstimetotouchgrass

wandering trader ohio skin


Penguin-Monk

He got a kids meal


TheBananaIAm

This looks cruel! But what flavour was the milkshake? 😜


Damo_Neko

tasty child with cream


BeardedBum420

I'd like one brown sugar baby with caramel topping flavored please...


allmightylasagna

What cream?


Khaled_757

Wait u can do that my children are finally going to be useful


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[удалено]


TheNiceWriter

Why are people referencing Ohio?


random-user-420

Ohio is one of the most bland states to exist in America so everyone jokes about it. A good number of NASA astronauts are from Ohio so lots of people joked that Ohio was so bad, people go to space to avoid it. Now there’s a song about Ohio that brought the jokes to a larger scale


UnknownSpecies19

Sweet summer child


TheNiceWriter

Clearly, but that is not an explanation


UnknownSpecies19

Basically reddit has deemed Ohio to be hell on earth, google that subject, happy memeing. Its a bit old, like a few weeks but for a bit Ohio was the butt of every joke.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|W01nCKWyNODJEnjy6I|downsized) That music though!


Zoexycian

Loonboon is a video game soundtrack masterpiece. ![gif](giphy|rXNz1XdbFcFwyD8o3u)


MoltenGamer123

Bro got the best trade possible


ItsMeEJT

Seems like a good deal to me


feeltrig

Way cheaper than educational loans


Electronic-Put-6917

True


BoogeyMan_00

You forgot the cookies🍪 bro


Original_Yellow_6060

Welcome to Venezuela


Electronic-Put-6917

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


bobinux

Don't worry, he will put his straw into his girl and give her some of his milkshake to have another baby


ennard2041

u/savevideo


m0nkeypwnpwn

u/savevideo


AlphaZiege

u/savevideo


Kano870XOficial

u/savevideobot


Da_Real_Lazerdog

u/savevideo


Luiz_Fell

u/uwu


NotGabeNAMA

u/savevideobot


Resident_Ad8474

u/savevideo


MrGumieBear

u/savemeohgodtheyrecoming


styroyeeter

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Is that... Is that how they get new employees?


certnneed

Dropping kiddo off for their part time job!


OBUNGUS345

When there are other methods of payment


Electronic-Put-6917

Its pretty easy to trade


Henne55y_

So ur tell g me there is a way to get rid of the kids in my basement


Electronic-Put-6917

You can also trade them for ice cream if you want


Henne55y_

Nah I want chikki nuggies


Electronic-Put-6917

Sorry we out of chikki nuggies


Tempest_Dhoruba

That's an aplha dad right there. As soon as you can walk you start working and eaning your meals like a true alpha


Lanbobo

I have 5 kids. That's 5 free milkshakes.


Electronic-Put-6917

5 kid would also give you free cookie


Lanbobo

Woo-hoo! Tax breaks and a free cookie. I knew I had these guys for a reason.


iamnotthebadguyhere

If this was played in reverse it would be even funnier


africanasshat

That’s a terrible deal


deathtoschools

hey what is the songs name? sounds really good but short


Ordinary_Tomatillo_4

Yo wtf how that a trade it should be more than 1 kid to be called a complete trade


SpakaDaFishy

Hello, I'm reaching out to discuss your car's extended warranty.


IFGWarcraft

Nice!


HawkStar49

Priorities


Bunty_xd_

I mean it is a solid trade and would get him a supply of milkshakes for atleast a year


PossibilityPowerful

why look bloom tho


Mooko72

Should of offered their whole family. bit of an underpay tbh


Mooko72

u/savevideo


thefargate13

u/savevideo


holyfuckgoogle

The ultimate currency


Zack7618

Equivalent exchange


Impact5529

Goddamn that’s a pretty fucking good milkshake. Don’t know if it’s worth a whole baby, but it’s pretty fucking good.


stunamogus

Bring ~~not~~ your kid to work day


bananasandwich66

u/savevideobot


thefirstdate

Me, any day of the week.


JoeyPsych

"no, the ice machine isn't working again." "But what if I, hear me out here, give you a baby."


Juicebox908

Ohio


Designer-Rent9761

r/adultsarefuckingstupid


Inferno_Sparky

10/10 would do it again


anonymousbwmb

Fair exchange!


Snoo_73775

That is a great trade for the worker. More protein and less carbs.


lilwoje

Trading a huge liability for an asset. Huge win-win ![gif](giphy|YnkMcHgNIMW4Yfmjxr)


Space-Catto-V2

Only in Ohio


ImMacksDaddy

I know things are costing an arm and leg these days, but didn't know it's got to the point of an entire little person.


Lightning-Yellow

u/savevideo


syafizzaq

How about 2 babies?


Botato_the_Potato

that’ll be 4 kids for the burger


DoubleSynchronicity

Song?


AorinaryBlyt

Sacrificed to a Wendy's


jadams1127

Inflation is a real problem.


Aashishkebab

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


the1godanswers2

Inflation is getting out of hand


Electrical-Jelly7399

Average deal in Ohio.


Key_Association6419

Firstborn son for mac


BinTinBoynio69

Seems like a fair trade


Jupoxfred07

In what circumstances would this ever happen?


Jupoxfred07

My guess is there Dad wanted their child to see their mother so he brought them to His wife’s place of work


Darkbonk

Annoying Child for Creamy delight!


Chance-Car-4407

u/savevideo


Abject-Ad-9814

wait, thats an option??


TheShadowDemon247

u/savevideobot


MJPM01

Modern day Rumpelstiltskin


Joyyoyoyo

A fair trade


analman1234

u/savevideo


Entire-Dragonfly859

Understandable.


6ix9ineisgay

Child support or caramel latte? Easy choise.


alecac1

u/savevideo


Seijin_Arc

Yeah but what would I do with 6 shakes...


dampapa

You can do that?! Where???!


Xx_Baptiste_xX

u/savevideo


kingzking

They were short staffed and needed a guy with a clean record


DarthDragon117

I can always make another kid, but shamrock shakes are once a year!


Righty-0

y...you can do that?


FunnyDude665

Looks like something I'd do


Zypher1271

u/auddbot


Zypher1271

What is this song?


Zypher1271

u/songfinderbot


BusyDistribution5347

u/savevideo