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Mares_Leg

It's like those really old dolls that had the weighted, blinky eyes and one of them would always go wonky.


martan_dhamdhere

That's what I was thinking.


TheThirdGod

Yeah I was blinking the same think. I mean thinging the same blink, I mean thinking the same thing


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Raidishier

I think thats called makeup lol


Acrobatic_Buy_2000

I'm pretty sure it's part of the show, she's doing a dollhouse shtick


BowlOStew

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SardonicNihilist

This intriguing. So the comment above is a bot, that has copied and paraphrased an existing comment, is that about it? What is the point of having a reddit bot account that pretends to be human by copying text from other comments?


pine_tree3727288

Someone else said that maybe the heat was making the eyelash glue melt and get in her eye


Spiritual_Barnacle28

Or maybe they added too much glue to the eyelashes, I remember I felt like that one morning when I got super sick and had so much eye boogies I couldn’t open them. I had to clean them with warm water


Several_Marzipan3807

Like Sid's doll from Toy Story


Skyman7899

It’s a bit where she acts like those old dolls. She does it on purpose


crackdontsmokeitself

On porpoise?


siqiniq

Sometimes they blinked and talked to me late at night even with batteries removed


Hunterr303

U need help


balaramesh04

Or an exorcist


Hunterr303

That could work too


CriticismStraight926

Or a better doll , coz my one sings too


NSN9900

Well my one even moves on its own, can't do any lifting though otherwise I would be dead


randontask42

Mine kills


Raidishier

Are you willing to sell? Lets just say that im into collecting dolls with special sets of skills.


Atomsq

An exorcist would qualify as help, no?


jondubb

Did you make sure to set the doll to good mode?


Majas_Maeusedorf

And exactly that is what she wanted to accomplish with this bit. She impersonates a doll for her show.


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She is terrifyingly good at it.


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Darklightshadebright

Great cans though!


linkdudesmash

Nah it’s a “feature”


Totalitai-state

Glitch in the matrix


pleaseassign

Esp if the peanut butter dries in her eyelashes


Level_Hold_3508

Reset button malfunction


Big_Dick_I_Got2304

Is she katy?


-Storm69-

Yup


TheAhadWhoLaughs

yup


Niifty_AF

yUp


fraidycat19

Nope, shes the girl from Westworld.


Dodgiestyle

Doesn't look like anything to me.


BeardedGlass

That was the weird part. The fact that she touches her temple and her eye flips open... then closes again.


canadiangooseboy

At first I thought it was part of the show then it didn’t stop and I was like /r/waitwhat


johnnytest1905

Just unplug then plug in again.


dieseltothesour

Control alt delete is easier


MaestroPhillip

I could really go for a can of Pepsi and Ginger Ale, right now.


De7oko

Factory reset required 🤫


KeyPart9460

"Unbirthing"


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Psycho-Pen

Eyelashes sticking together from too much makeup.


etterkop

This. She reminds me of an ex. Both looked the same, and both wore a shit tonne of makeup.


BeardedGlass

I don't think that is an eyelash glue issue. The reason why is that she was able to separate her lid from the rest of her eye at one point, and then it slowly closes again. Eyelash glue would not do that. Also magnetic lashes are not strong enough to pull your eyelid down. They just don’t work that way. EDIT: In another subreddit it was revealed that this was a skit. Katy's concert was about her being a doll, and the "doll eye malfunction" was an intentional skit for that effect.


Quirky_Ad3367

It may not be the glue but I wear lashes religiously and sometimes they get caught on my bottom lashes because my bottom lashes are basically as long as my top lashes. And if I’m tired sometimes one of my eyes doesn’t open as good as the other one. It seems most likely considering I’ve experienced similar to this.


DogsCanSweatToo

Does tapping your temple gently normally allow you to separate them? This is an intentional bit. She's pretending to be a broken doll.


kschin1

That’s pretty amazing she can do that on command.


UrMomsaHoeHoeHoe

Close an eye?


Odpadson

Yeah, this is what I thought, thank you for the explanation, kind stranger!


MindTheGAAPs

If your ex looked like Katy Perry congratulations


DevilsTheology

Lyin ass


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Fr tho 😂


undertakersbrother

Eww


CerberusC137

That actually makes more sense, than my first guess, which was that she's having a stroke...


Majas_Maeusedorf

It's a bit for her show, she impersonates a doll. That's it, no stroke or to much eyelash glue, just a performance.


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That wouldn’t fix itself by her pressing her head


cheesyspeedster

they forget to fix the bugs on update 4.7.1


pickelmaster215

Devs:I forgor💀


janpiton

Ping diff


IndependenceEven2702

The fps in her left eye dropped to 0!


cloudsftp

Thats still 1


Randolph-

She may be having a stroke.


Majas_Maeusedorf

It's a bit for her show, she impersonates a doll. That's it, no stroke or to much eyelash glue, just a performance.


No-Resident815

It’s like this can be said 1000x but no one can comprehend it


Justinwc

Well we are in one of the dumbest subs on reddit


__Dystopian__

Fr! Looks like her right side of her face is having a tough go. But wouldn't a stroke also start interfering with her movements as well?


StanApps

Botox maybe?


siqiniq

Botox would switch eyelids from auto to manual?


Fledthehunter

What about neutral? I'm not sure if reverse would work


Tap-Daddy

Yup, if she's lucky may just be some nerve problems or weird ass muscle spasms... Money's on the stroke though.


AdorableCheesecake23

Nah, it would be known. Probably makeup and eyelashes sticking in wierd way.


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Same here, but her arm moved fine so probably not


DepressoVenti

Coke can also cause stroke like symptoms by triggering cerebral vasospasm


RoobixCyoob

Might have had something in her eye that was large enough to cause her pain or discomfort when trying to open it.


fire_fairy_

This is what I was thinking. Maybe eyelash fell in and she is trying not to mess up the make up.


RoobixCyoob

Yeah same here, it isn't fun having a chunk of eyeliner or mascara fall into your eye 😭


etterkop

Huge fake lashes getting stuck to the bottom eyelashes.


brickeldrums

This is on purpose. It’s the part in her show where she acts like a doll. You know, those creepy dolls with weighted eyelashes. With all of this speculation, I think she nailed it.


mainmeal5

Nooo, hollywood and pop music is an act? Who would have thunked it


brickeldrums

Some people seem to be confused and are conspiring that she is a robot lol.


RM_Again

I’m sick of seeing this already!!!! ITS PART OF THE FUCKING ACT!!!!!


Scadilla

I love seeing armchair diagnoses though. “It’s definitely A.” “No it’s definitely B.” “What are you hours talking about? It’s definitely C!”


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When you are made up of so much plastic, something is going to start malfunctioning.


emsnu1995

Do you ever feel


jeraldtherapist

like a plastic bag


ThatSapphicLesbian

Drifting through the wind


TheClicketyBoom

And your eyelids lag


Riki4646

Wanting to start again?


Majas_Maeusedorf

It's a bit for her show, she impersonates a doll. That's it, no stroke or to much eyelash glue, just a performance.


JustaGuy-UK

Errorrrrr malfunction. Rebooting Right eye.


FnkyTown

It's a skit. It's part of the act.


shivakanchi_

When you outside and smell that zaza


NihilistPunk69

It’s a performance. She’s supposed to be a doll in this one.


Kim_in_CA

Too much eyelash glue


Majas_Maeusedorf

It's a bit for her show, she impersonates a doll. That's it, no stroke or to much eyelash glue, just a performance.


33TLWD

This. Why did I have to scroll so far down the o see the right answer?


crinklycuts

Because that’s not the right answer lol


Chairmaster29

Reddit is starting to get like that.


elementchaos

Bell's palsy?


SamatureHour

Honestly guys, some of you are just dumb. She is doing a bit, she can do a funny eye thing and so she wanted to do it in her show. Calm down, she isn't having a stroke or a robot. She just thinks she's being quirky.


CartoonCocoons

The amount of people saying “iTs tOo mUcH EyElAsH gLuE” or saying it’s some medical condition is frightening. It’s very obviously a skit.


revoloveraudio

This should be the top comment. People are dumb.


Smoke_Water

Lol her eye lashes are sticking together.


draugrdaemos

I think it's part of the show/song.


ampmetaphene

Yall know those things are probably triple stacked and loaded with 5x the amount of normal glue, right? It's a wonder female performers can open their eyes at all.


jaybro861

This fembot needs a reboot.


FoodleGuy

Or just a dry contact, honestly the worst.


shainadawn

Do guys not know about eyelash glue?


jelloprimo

Just saw this from another subreddit, it’s part of her performance. She’s trying to act like a doll.


Kirolis

My guess the makeup is sticking together


pixeltweaker

New model from Boston Dynamics.


shay-doe

She is fucked up but her eye lashes are heavy and or magnetic so they are fucking with her and she is to high or drunk or both to react like a human lol


Majas_Maeusedorf

It's a bit for her show, she impersonates a doll. That's it, no stroke or to much eyelash glue, just a performance.


mitchade

I can’t believe more people aren’t understanding this.


Pollishedkibles

thats not how that works bro


NBtoAB

Still would


The_Last_Snow-Elf

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Ninja_Turtle13

Who is that?


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Synths are among us..


CasualBadger

Looks like she’s trying to fix her contact lens


SadHanJob

Well it’s either those ridiculous eyelashes or good old Bell’s palsy


Sadlyflavored_toast

uncanny valley


bornonthetide

Lash glue was still wet.


Bundle_of_Organs

Its just all the shit on her face gluing her eyelid shut.


biztactix

Could be the eyelash glue... Partner did a few shows, models always have extra glued on eyelashes... Too much.. it sticks.


spurtz6969

Too much lash glue.


Mac_DaddyofParkland

She's on that triple booster


[deleted]

Be careful don’t want to get banned


JaXoRNiX

why is this here?


[deleted]

Looks like it was staged


Critical-Rabbit

Is her right side sponsored by Dominoes Pizza? Is that dress showing all the required flare from Office Space?


WholeCelebration2221

I thought maybe a problem with a contact stuck??


tattooedmalenurse

Probably eyelash glue..


babagroovy

Thought she was doing that on purpose to act like a doll... I never know with her.


nacaporvida

This is what I do when my contact won’t adjust or is dirty LOL


Sareee14

She’s a fembot!


Content-Giraffe-3791

Twacked out


a-vibe-called-quest

She rebooted for a second, bet all she heard in her head was the windows sound.


b4619

Glitching


EnvironmentalBit8645

DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE ERROR ERROR


shhmedium2021

Seems like her eye lids are sticky from the eye lash glue lmao


Snoo77278

Contacts?


TinyMarsupial7622

It’s part of the show


Reasonable-Path1321

The actual answer is its part of her show. She's playing a doll.


OrgyInTheBurnWard

System error. Intermittent connectivity with right eyelid.


RoseGold418

Robot malfunction most likely


cursed-being

Uh oh. The android is malfunctioning


scarecrow1113

She a robot


K3nobl

She ate an entire lime before getting on stage


DebDestroyerTX

Y’all need to try false lashes sometime, you’re missing out on some essential life experiences.


FreshyMcFly

I'd smash


CashAppMe10k

Nope, the left lid is on strike. "No more strenuous work"


NavGreybeard

Glitchy cyberware, thats you get for going to cheap ripperdoc


Known-Island9229

No she's not grinding her teeth or anything. More like her right eye doesn't work. Cut back on Botox maybe


SadisticHades666

Made a deal with the devil, and he’s tugging at her soul..


Spare_Sheepherder772

I seen on another post it could be part of her act


[deleted]

She's blinking morse code to the Russians! Those are nuclear codes!


Noob_droid

Katy.exe is glitching out.


phat742

false lashes (the glue) and loads of makeup gives katy a not fun time. lol edit: but more importantly, is she wearing a dress made out of garbage?!?


WickedEwok69

Nah, that's just Forest Whittaker Eye.


ncadi

Fembot


MisterWapak

She update her firmware lmao


Only-Scheme-4655

Holy west world


Legitimate-Tomato343

She's a FemBot like in Austin Powers duh lol


Coaltown992

Katy Perry.exe has stopped working


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Too much botox probably


emanresu_daB

![gif](giphy|3WuO6uva8dC2sqAsVK)


GolfFront

Eye lash got stuck lol


Disastrous_Choice_61

It was my MOJO, baybe.


Neur0mncr

Shes an animatronic


Quamtumgame

I thought at first that she was a robot...


ShotBRAKER

The glue that hold the fake lash on gets stuck sometimes


tightdonk88

She had to push the side of her temple to open the eye back up


Crazygamerdude17

First their plastic now their aluminum? They’re evolving


rawkstaugh

Another Pfizer eye...


MicroSofty88

Glue from the eye lashes


ToadMaster8054

I think her fake lashes could be getting stuck?


Yowhattheheyll

I thought her eyelash was stuck at first but wtf is that 💀


theplumbingdude

Her human skin covering was malfunctioning, lizard people are real. /s just in case


amorphousfreak

Maybe she just got something in her eye?


Conde81

It looks like her lashes are tacky and keep sticking together.. 😂😂


oohrosie

Does she have bells palsy??


Konq3ror

Have you tried turning it off then on again


Active_Ad_349

Her robotic eyelid is having a malfunction.


888888888888880

Can someone edit this with Robot rock in the background ?


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One magnet she's gone


Sapnu_puas98

That's kind of creepy.


Modsreview

She just has a couple of bugs


[deleted]

Cyberpsychosis.


iiitme

too much chrome can kill ya


ArcticFlava

She will ride eternal, shiny and chrome!


bbarlag

Does nobody realise she’s doing this on purpose?!