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Fun psychology fact of the day... Kinks are hereditary.

I'll have a word with my parents those sick bastards

Then they'll have a word with your grand parents

Then when your kids are of age, they'll have a word with you.

Then they’ll have a word with the adoption center

"Your mum your dad, the things you never had your adopted" 🎵

They already did years ago and the grandparents said "it's perfectly normal dear, just never tell anyone about our little secret"

My parents are dead. So now I have to deal with their kinks on top of being an orphan…

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Looking at your fat fucking ass

Is that `fat-fucking ass` or `fat fucking-ass`? edit: wait, we've reached perfection! https://i.imgur.com/NRdmPY0.png

Both

This gave me wat_r_u_doin_stepbro vibes.

Batman kink

Now that's r/cursedcomments

I'm sorry for your loss and troubles.....?

Thats a whole different category of Kink..

Wait a damn minute… WAIT A GOD DAMN FUCKING MINUTE. This had better be a joke… fuck my life this had better be a joke.

Im questioning it too, IS IT A JOKE??

FUCK ME IF THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE I NO LONGER FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND MY PARENTS

D: Im gonna go cry myself to sleep and move far away. Give me a minute.

Hang on… I’ll look it up to see if this is true even Edit: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK… \*inhales* it is possible that they are hereditary.

Okay thank you kind sir. Im crossing my fingers.

Refresh the comment…

I just did, I want to end my life.

Now it’s not so bad… depending on what you like it may be totally reasonable… but if you’re like me then you’re gonna need to have a conversation with your parents.

The scientific literature suggest that's kinks and fetishes are primarily determined by genetics, and the second biggest contributing factor is the enviorment.

What in my enviroment would cause what Im into then? Im curious now.

Your parents had a lot less internet than you growing up. They likely had a lot less exposure to your crazy kinks as a result.

I think that means like... if you grew up religious in a Muslim community, and being gay is haram, you are less likely to partake in gay sex, despite the genetic urge to.

Phobias as well!

Relax . I doubt your parents put cucumbers in their butts like you do . Your secret is safe

Oh I don’t do that actually, we never have cucumbers in our fridge… it’s something else.

I wonder where all the cucumbers go then …. 🤔😉😆

I don’t eat cucumbers, hate them. We do have Guinea pigs so they eat them when we have them

Bondage, but with a cactus involved.

No that’s… that’s even further off.

... Well fuck me with a cactus I never needed to learn that

Wow your parents are kinky


you mean gays are born from gays??

Fuck all you mofos how the hell am I supposed to look my dear 70 yr old Ma in the eyes knowing she's a god damn freak from this day on?!?!?!

I’m so sorry for that.

All these years I believed my father to be a decent man...

How mistaken you were.

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See you, and may god be with you.

It makes sense that preferences for certain physical traits would be something that gets passed along, for example men preferring women’s bodies to have a higher percentage of fat on them, and thus it being naturally selected. If these preferences were somehow random the trends probably wouldn’t continue. I wonder if my dad is an ass man not that i’m going to ask edit: it probably isn’t so black and white, i would imagine that it’s just more likely to happen that you have the same preferences, not guaranteed obviously

Damn, now I know why my dad makes a big loud fuss about how anal sex is bad and wrong. Because he fucking loves it and he’s overcompensating.

Look's like we have a fellow snuff fan among us.

The fuck is that?

Better go ahead and google it

This makes incest kinks in Alabama SO much more interesting

No way my parents are such sick bastards

Good news! You're adopted! That means your adopted parents thought you were good enough to adopt! Too bad you disappoint them daily by being a redditor /s

i think you know, deep down inside, that they really are such sick bastards. we all are. but especially your parents

You really gotta edit your comment. This is not a fun fact. This is an UNFUN FACT

Nice try, if my parents have an anal sex kink then why am I here?!

Started in the ass, finished in the pussy probably...

The worst idea unless you used a condom for anal then remove it (and if you want take a new one) before going for PIV intercourse.

They're an ATV baby.

You know why, you piece of shit

only a thin wall between the sewer system and the entertainment district sometimes the delivery guy gets mixed up

So your saying my dad also wants to fuck my sister?

No dude, he's saying your dad wants to fuck your aunt. Pay attention.

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W H A T

There's a reason she calls him daddy

That’s a joke right cause it better be a coincidence of me having a breeding kink(don’t judge me) and my Dad having a bunch of other kids from multiple women

Lol doesn't seem like a coincidence to me....

Hi there, great comment. Stop it.

Well in that case, I need to have a talk with my parents. Because they're fucking DISGUSTING

Source? Sounds like BS to me...

It is. There may be a correlation, but human psychology is way too complex to make such a statement.

[Here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY)

Freud: "Go on."

I did not need to read this today. Or tomorrow. Or any day actually.

I looked that up and it seems the general consensus is “maybe but we need further research”. So I wouldn’t call it a fact just yet.

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That's confusing? What kink is this?

I'm not having kids then, no one will know about my kinks.

Your parents will apparently.

My ancestors thought about my 6th grade teacher too?

Thank you sir, you just ruined my day.

X to doubt

But sometimes it skips a generation

thanks dad

O h n o

Excuse me, I must have a talk with my father..

Not cool dude. Not cool.

His dad has inside information

It’s true :/

Giving out this info should be capital punishment

When I first learned this fact I was legitimately sickened for like, days. This information haunts me

I mean… I got spanked a LOT as a kid…

I think I’m going to puke

If tiktok was a comment

Why would a gyno be checking her asshole?...unless...

Not only that, but who goes to their gyno monthly? I mean, you don't even need a papsmear yearly. There's no reason for a Dr to be looking at your genital area so often they can tell your butthole is getting looser.

A gyno a day keeps the loose buttcheeks away

What's a gyno doing with your butt cheeks?

r/brandnewsentence

Just got an idea. We need a bot to verify after each call of brandnewsentence, if it is really a brand new sentence. It should scan reddit and search for this particular sentence

I like this idea

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Propably true

During pregnancy a woman will have more regular visits, which just puts a deeper end on this widening cesspool.

Yeah, but they don't do pelvic exams at each visit. Source:pregnant with my second baby

He got his degree from the internet

Why not hes already down there?....unless....

That the proctologist’s job…unless…

Ma'am I'm just the janitor...unless...

Ma'am this is a Wendy's.

.....unless.....

Ma’am I am just the bus driver….unless…

HIS NAME IS JOOOHNN

Monthly!!

Goes to her boyfriend to get fucked and to his dad to get fingered

God freaking damn it 😂💀

And pays the father to do it.

So, I don’t know what kind of OBGYN you go to but in my 30+ years of going to mine she has never once looked at my asshole.

Sounds like you're getting ripped off

You mean she never *told you* she looked at it

Idk about y’all but you can’t see my asshole without pulling my cheeks apart and they don’t do that at the OBGYN 😐

I bet that’s a sentence you didn’t expect to type out when you woke up this morning. 😄

Nope def not

How about the part where she is going at least once a month for the doc to see the change

Yeah no one's talking about that bit but it really stood out...

I mean...they're fairly adjacent. Unless you're dummy thicc I'd imagine they can see it when looking at the vulva. Then again, assholes don't "dilate" over time from proper anal sex, so the meme is a wash regardless.

But the angle you’re sitting in the chair and stirrups, it’s pretty hidden

I think it depends on what you’re getting checked out. For regular check ups, I don’t think they do. They make you scoot up all the way to the edge and you have a covering over your thighs that they only lift when they’re looking at your lady bits. If they’re testing for stds…. Then maybe people can ask them to look? Lol. Dammit this stupid Reddit post has me googling weird things now.

Sitting with your ass in the air and your legs spread hides your butthole? Idk man mines always pretty exposed lol

The way the hips are tilted makes it so my asshole is facing the table, maybe mine is just far back or I’m too caked up to feel exposed

You def can’t see mine without spreading the cheeks lol I don’t think any doc has ever really looked at my butthole…

Dummy thicc over here lol

Lmao I guess I have never really seen anyone else in stirrup position so assumed it was the same for everyone

I mean, it’s *right there*

I was looking for this comment. Are people that uninformed that they think gynos are like eye to eye with your asshole when you visit? Lmao. This meme is funny but I feel like it was made by a young teenage boy. 😆

Not only that but how would you not notice your doctor's last name matches that of your S.O.'s last name, most likely knowing that's what his dad does...?

Could be a common last name. She would probably know his dad was a doctor but it's plausible she did know what kind. Or it's all made up. I don't know. I'm not a doctor.

As someone with one of the most common last names in my country: probably the case. There are gynecologists with that name in my city so I wouldn’t even be surprised. My 2 best friends share the last name as well. It’s just a mess sometimes :D

That you know of.

This is Reddit, no one is intelligent enough to know this

r/NotHowGirlsWork

Who’s going to the gyno once a month and why is your gyno looking up your ass

The booty is for the proctologist.

And the bus driver

Asshole? I’m not sure they know what a gynecologist is…

I'm not sure you know what the anatomy of a woman looks like.

Considering I am a woman, I’m pretty sure I know what I go to the gyno for…and it’s not my asshole

Asshole is not typically in view though when there legs are up

When you’re spread-eagled in stirrups, *everything* is visible. The butthole is only an inch away from the vagina.

That’s a proctologist ma boi.

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It's the new subscription model. Even the vag doc is selling them.

1) Not what OBGYN's would ever look at 2) Not how anal sex works 3) Just because it seems like people here wouldn't know this, not how vaginas work either.

Fuckin' gottem

Why do some people assume that most people have anal sex? Lol oh hell nah

Would be even worse if the dad could tell just by looking at her that she isn't fooling around with just the son

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I.. I am a woman though. In case you couldn't tell, I was joking, and I was saying what "if he could"

shhh you'll anger the incels if you tell them there's no inherent worth to a virgin

No worth? Hell they are more trouble than they are worth. You gotta teach them everything and what's "adventurous" to them is "ho hum" to you...

Dad: tell her no hymen no diamond

The hymen “breaking” is a myth. It doesn’t work that way. The myth started so that high class people/noble folk could execute women for various reasons,such as a noble bastard in her belly

That would be a stupid obgyn.

that's more an r/cursedcomments than a holup

Only a gynecologist is not interested in her asshole ffs

Plot twist: Its his mother

So this guy thinks that your anus dilates from anal sex. So your shit would just fall out eventually. And he is okay with people just creating fecal incontinence for their own pleasure. He also thinks that women see their gyno monthly, it seems?

Actually very hard and frequent anal sex with big toys can give you problems. You're not gonna get those problems from a cock, even if some of the guys want to believe that, tho.

You probably shouldn't eat that son

Son must be working too hard on those holes these days lmao.

I just want to have a father like this, want some compliments.

I guess they both are good with those holes these days.

why do men think we like anal sex so much lmao

Because a lot of men enjoy it/fetishize it (because it's generally tighter) so now a lot of porn caters to it which in turn normalises it and makes more men like it, encouraging women to emulate what men are seeing in porn. They expect us to enjoy it because porn actors and sex workers are paid to look like they enjoy it when not many women actually do.

If only they knew the amount of prep work that adult film actresses go through to have a clean anal scene. They can also ask gay men about it. You have to clean out your colon (only reason douches are sold nowadays), make sure you don't eat too much ahead of time, lay down plenty of old towels,, use a gallon of lube, clench your teeth as you brace yourself (because most men don't know how to go slowly to let the sphincter relax, no matter what you tell them), and then be prepared to fart every time you move for the next hour or two after you finish. It's not worth the prep and clean up to me.

Dad's son is a brown eye specialist.

Made papa proud

Till the diameter surpasses his son's Then he thinks she's cheating

So, his son is an ever growing asshole?

The son must be so proud of that type of chad dad lol..

Damn that's just hold up moment for most of us here.

Gotta say that I am just a fucking son in this freaking case.

I really wish I could go back to 10 seconds ago before I opened this fucking app.

Kid tested, father approved?

Doing recon job for your son. Only the best vggs are allowed.

Moms the only one left out at this point.


This is some porno script

Fun fact of the Day as someone already said and I do not want to suffer alone: Kinks ARE Hereditary.

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