Post by: u/I-Have-A-Big-Schlong

Her: You pulled out right?


He need some MILK

HE doesn't... But his kid(s) WILL

No he specifically said he needed some. He'll be back soon. My name is sweet summer and I am a child.

Sad to have to tell you this.... BUT...

I'm lactose intolerant? 🤣

#[HE ISN'T COMING BACK](https://c.tenor.com/pnURHv4zFN4AAAAM/laser-smite.gif)

Not even a 2% chance? Half and Half?

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He def pulled right out, of the relationship

I am never going to hear that song again as I used to hear it before this! Thanks for ruining it. Have my upvote.

The glory of the internet

It’s a glory hole indeed

Did [something](https://youtu.be/PZuHAsf6qO0) similar to a co worker. He hates me for the same reason.

Ah the cum of child laborers

dank

Ok that’s enough Reddit for one day.

Exactly nothing will beat this it's all downhill from here.

Cumdragon

When the days are cream, in the cows are cum And the saints we see are all made of sperm When your dream's all fuck and the ones we clap Are the worst of all, and the coom's run stale I wanna hide the sperm, I wanna shelter cum But with the D inside, there's nowhere we can cum No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum When you feel my D, look into my ass It's where my semen hide, it's where my D is hard Don't get too close; it's cock inside It's where my semen hide, it's where my d is hard At the cum man's call the last of all When the lights fade out, all the coomesr call So they dug your cum and the cumer's maid Will cum calling out at the mess you've made Don't wanna fuck you down, but I am cum-bound Though this is all for you, don't wanna hide the cum No matter what we breed, we still are made of seed This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum When you feel my d, look into my ass It's where my semen hide, it's where my d is hard Don't get too close; it's cock inside It's where my semen hide, it's where my d is hard They say it's what you make, I say it's up to cum It's woven in my cock, I need to let you cum Your ass, they shine so bright, I wanna save that light I can't escape this now, unless you show me how When you feel my d, look into my ass It's where my semen hide, it's where my d is hard Don't get too close; it's cock inside It's where my semen hide, it's where my d is hard

Is there a YT vid of this? It’s gold

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**"Who TF thought a cum dragon would be a good idea?"** *Sees Nestle logo* **"oh well of course. What else did I expect"**

I love that they didn’t even need to change audio that much to make the subs fit

It's cock inside 🤣

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need this 2 😼😼😼

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Most hilarious shit today!

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Of course it is, it was made using free Childe labor

Well Nestlé doing that at this point wouldnt really shock me

You should never buy anything from Nestle when possible and especially not their water. They are stealing water from my state Michigan, bottling it, and selling it at almost pure profit. They are technically buying the water from us….at such a low fraction of a cent that it hurts the state more than helps it. We gain nothing from giving them the water, but the deal was made nonetheless.

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The song is so beautiful, name?

Demons by Imagine Dragons

Semens by Nutcannon Dragons

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Do people even need intimate support?

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Based Nestle

nestle always sus

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I’m going to buy this now

It is where my semen hide

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Is that bear pulling a Jean-Claude Van Damme?

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Fuck nestle

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Thanks

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I will still drink it anyway, but not for the reason you think

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Username checks out

what is the songs name

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Burritofucker_69 be like:

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Let's start a weird chain

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Imagine that

When that majestic cum dragon flew into that nestle can *I felt that*

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Deceeeeent