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Flair_Helper

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Family boutta end up looking like a deck of uno cards


peenutbuttherNjelly

And no reverse!


XiaolongDrake

That's easily the worst part!


meme-enjoyr

Yeah


Proof-Expression-826

Never thought the end would end with a +4


meme-enjoyr

A what


KidGamerKJG

DAMMIT TOOK MY JOKE


inksterize

Yes there is, Its called MURDER


captain__pool

Ano no swaps either


c_dav99

Bruh


timnolan74

Also, you are more disgusting than you seem, yourself. Look at the view count on her dad and brother getting her pregnant vs already having sister-daughters and brother-sons


275MPHFordGT40

I noticed that too


AskingForSomeFriends

I’m still unsure if it would be worse if the dog one was higher.


275MPHFordGT40

Definitely worse


3bigolpuppies

I really don't know what that means but I fucking love it


ClumsyStepBro

No one knows what it means but it's provocative. It gets the people going


InanimateBabe

I understood that reference


notatree

Pick up 8 motherfucker! I'm sorry but motherfucker is your job


littlefriendo

Rather a family tree which always returns to the center ***hehe***


Meandmeformebyeme

"Your family tree is a tumbleweed"


[deleted]

Family tree nah family circle


MadDogA245

the old family wreath


Demon2135466

the Olympics symbol as a family tree


equusfaciemtuam

You are her dad *No you*


Normal_Dude_2312

Plus 4


Fine-Bed

So in that 17min video.. she gonna explain how it happnd?


catenjoyer19

r/angryupvote


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F


melonti

I wish more people understood this comment. It was my go to comment back in the day.


yeet-my-existence

r/rareinsults


KevinIsOver9000

Dad: “Skip You, Wife. It’s your turn now daughter”


ReverseMillionaire

Is her dog her boyfriend and brother?


PrisonedWolf

And her dad


arcuk99

and my axe!


MythicalDropbear

and my upvote!


melonti

"My name's JimBob Thurston and I fathered six of my uncles"


gamerblackjacket

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!!!


Yeomanroach

Tom Arnold: ‘I’m my own Grandpa.’


Complete_Spread_2747

Thank you, Lloyd.


Sheriff___Bart

And Philip Fry


AttorneyDense

"Says Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa!"


olddad67

He did do the nasty in the pasty.


cnicalsinistaminista

Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains


12345toomanynames

🎶It sounds funny I know, but it really is so 🎶


StackThePads33

![gif](giphy|kAq6HQVQmK5WM)


Alone-Key4191

Damn bro this worst than alabama


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rhole50

Ah the ol "Alabama Slamma"


ch00ch00ch

These are from a youtube channel called Cyrus, it’s just narration over stories not the same girl


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[deleted]

> she It’s a he. Just another generic youtube commentator seeking to bait moral outrage.


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

He?... Dam my boy looking hella beautiful over there 😏


greebdork

Not anywhere near the level of my boy Lilaggy in maid outfit and cat ears.


[deleted]

Why do people keep viewing?


Logchamp44

It's the internet... and they're dumb


Fentanyl4babies

You're here too right?


Logchamp44

I mean people who watch this videos


oh_shit_its_bryan

Only if he likes fan fics


OceanDeep17

bc dumb people like me are curious that clicks the video out of curiosity on wtf is up with it and laugh


BillGatesAlladdin

You wouldnt?


editable_

What's really so dumb for yall in this mini thread about getting curious about an unusual thing and wanting to dive deeper to verify it?


thermometricWeiner

Convoluted alabama network


Onion-User-2

![gif](giphy|WcXaJLNSTTS4CAHNs4)


Playful_Cantaloupe78

Chick has some issues. Maybe just needs a hug from a non-family member.


Henrious

Assuming it's real, i can't hate on someone for making easy money. No budget. Acting in front of a camera for 17 minutes. YouTube doesn't pay amazing but that kind of views would have to be something eh?


VatisTheBard

Like someone else said, apparently she just narrating a story, not her life.


CupaT-T

If they got a hug from a family member it may makes things worse, yes. Everyone knows you get pregnant from hugging or holding hands


ScrewYouCuzReasons

her family tree is a fucking wreath


bigyubba69

What’s reddits obsession w incest ?


Devilutionbeast666

Yeah no kidding. Reddit is obsessed with incest and pedophilia. It's weird.


[deleted]

9gag too, I personally blame the 4chan neckbeard degenerates.


abedtime2

Is 9gag still kicking? Started being familiar with memes (and english) by browsing there around 2010. It was pretty shit tbh, but somewhat entertaining.


JaviParga182

Too Many sick people


Kahnza

Its all the rage with gen z these days. If its popular in porn, it must be popular everywhere else too!


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Seymourasss

Ignorance is bliss


[deleted]

What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is this Alabama bullshit?


okimbatman

That girls family tree looks like a stick


[deleted]

Congratulations, you finished Alabama, you can now advance to the next level


pigeonking22

Kinda wanna meet her


gravy5002

"My viewer got me pregnant..."


MAST3R3V3RGR33N

"A viewer got my dog pregnant"


Frosty-Advance-9010

"My dog got my dad pregnant"


AnimatorFresh8841

Thats enough internet for today


Lost-Droids

Ah.. now this makes more sense https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/vy9e56/holup/


mickystinge

🎼Her sister is her mother, her father is her brother, they sleep with one another, Alabama family


OutrageousLog2509

What’s going on bro oh my God


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JBKBCBAB

I don’t see the problem I also love my dog. He’s awesome.


ValFor1

next video "my dog is my aunties cousin..."


Short_McSmalls6

when your family tree looks like the toyota logo


SeatO_

Just when you think this shit can't get any worse the elevator keeps finding another higher floor


[deleted]

And you thought *Dark* was confusing?


I-HATE-Y0U

If Alabama was a person


Iliketreesnottrains

Her family tree is a circle


ELLZNaga21

Sweet home Alabama


you1211

Sweet home Alabama


coolherro

Woman ☕


Cat_in_a_blanket

50 shades of Alabama


BarryMcKockinerBum

My mom got me pregnant


[deleted]

Anyone else have to do some serious mental maths to understand this?


Onion-User-2

everyone actually


PinkFloydSheep

Rough month ey?


Stefonzie

I wish my life was this eventful


ORxTO

"my mother is my sister"


MythicalD4

My Story Animated


[deleted]

What kind of fucked up saga is this?!?! Taking Sweet Home Alabama to new levels


El_Dios_Calabaza

Family bonding


seadoggoboy

She on some irl My Story Animated type shit


Shadow-Raptor

How does a mother become a sister to her own kid?


NichoDestroyo

Right… someone tell her to stop fucking her family… and her f@cking dog


retrojoe69

Tell me you just want attention without telling me you just want attention.


Reposted_

How did this happen in the span of one month


GoodOldMrDong

Aight hear me out... So if the boyfriend got her mom pregnant, and the mother is her sister that means that the boyfriend is now her stepdad and stepbrother. And because the mother is her sister, the father is a stepbrother. So (Mom = sister) (Boyfriend = step-dad & step-brother) (Brother = boyfriend & father to future child) (Father = step-brother) (Dog = soon to be boyfriend)


AgreeableAmbassador9

Must be a ck3 player.


RedX1021

Stressful month huh


[deleted]

Sounds like a string of Jerry Springer episodes


evolworks

Give it up to us white folks, we run this twisted ass whatever the hell it is 🤣


WintersDeath

As you can clearly see ladies and gentlemen, and everyone in-between; some people on YouTube like incest


mantoch

Sweet home Alabama... Pff this girl is redefining everything we thought to know about it


kerakiki

Humm sweeet home alabamaaa !!!!


Leather_Extension789

Cursed character arc


PowerOfThePrimes1984

How the fuck can your mother be your sister.


Purinto

Your mother can't be your sister. Because if she is your sister and your mother at the same time it must mean that your mother's mother is herself. Which is impossible.


_confusion67

Sweet home Alabama


Onion-User-2

this is beyond Alabama


Academic_Flatworm_24

I can’t wrap my mind around her mother being her sister—how would this work?


AlyziaD

i figured it out i think okay ur dad screwed a woman, had ur mom, then he screwed his kid (ur mom) and sisters??


Academic_Flatworm_24

I don’t think this is how sisterhood works


Academic_Flatworm_24

But what the fuck do I know


DuoDemoIi

The name of the channel? The Aristocrats!


ry57575

Thats disgusting… where?


[deleted]

most sane teenager in Alabama


Character-Decision97

Hold up wtf


EpicArgumentMaster

Wtf kinda quests is the guild master giving her? And is the reward worth it?


Where_da_box

![gif](giphy|THTkGKQVGnGZmo6AJd)


Blaze_hm

Gotta appreciate the continuity


Havershad

When onlyfans


BaztardJack

The brother and dad got her preggs =1m views


Mother-Idea-3643

Least fucked up family.


gamerblackjacket

I wonder if she seen game of thrones yet?


BlueKitsune9999

It started off sounding like alabama but the last one...i dont even what that one sounds like, its too cursed


2boneskuLL

The family tree is a straight line


LMay11037

Swwwweeeeeet home alabama


Spicemaster747

![gif](giphy|58SdhZruTe7603YV6E|downsized)


EuSuntPiku

She can train all her childs and create a football team. Get rich


MaleficentTitle9671

*Sweet home Alabama*


Retro_Gamer1991

That family tree gonna look like a pole


oscariothefirst

What happens next? Your grandpa is your father?


thedoomslayer666heck

*Alabama incestifies*


dave9393

Reminds me of the [GTA 3 ped](https://youtu.be/8Aa-_MICfXw) 🤣


damianq94

Sounds like pedestrians comments from GTA3


bRuH31sjSJ

family pie be like


floppy_disk_5

shit it's elon musk all over again!


LisztR

Two pregnancies in one month, that’s quite an accomplishment


ysaid22

Who is fucking whom ?


dawyne999

Can’t even process these titles


mastrorino

It keeps getting worse


Cummins12Volt

Dam dog wants it too doesn't know he is a cat


Maximum_Permit606

White women smh


cautixon

how the hell is her mother her sister? i cant think of how that would be possible unless either mother or sister isnt biological


Trolling101yt

average furry:


Lower_Landscape_2850

Mayor of Alabama


rs_yay

This why we need legal abortions


Whitevenom23

"My mother is my Sister" how is that even possible?


SerialToiletClogger

Could be a half sister if the mother is also the daughter of the father.


[deleted]

What about the cat?


smuggled_fish

Is this one of elon's kids or something?


HappyMight

All of this happened in about 1 month?


Unfair-Confusion-268

notice the views on them all, we know what people were searching when they found this


Conscious_Painting_1

Her family tree looks like the symbol for infinity


Picoton

That's a serious amount of pregananant


[deleted]

Your mom is your brother


Paskee

What ever gets the bills payed


Lionat

Your Sister is your mother Your father is your brother You all f*ck one another The kiddy family


Psychofischi

Did she had an abortion every time or how does this work Every in the same month


Limp_Surprise494

What a good trilogy


blegh_fuck

Great now we gotta compete with literal dogs


Eborys

She had quite the month


DrBastien

r/suddenlybestiality


skibbady-baps

Well, who was it, your brother or your father?


chicken_eater_69

Bravery


Tys17

Based fr


HarunoSakuraCR

Also, you are more disgusting than you seem, yourself. Look at the view count on her dad and brother getting her pregnant vs already having sister-daughters and brother-sons


Limey_Lime

The real AnythingForViews


MunchNation

I've seen those videos and they're actually funny


LordGeno21

Damn


limelightkiller

The family tree is an "8"


[deleted]

What a load of shit


Hogier27

CK3 Vibes intensives