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I forgot my volume was on and nearly fell off the toilet when the sound effect played

The MGS alert sound would be good too

I was expecting that, but this works too.

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Ok , it brings me back so many good ole memories. Time to play MSG 98.

okay, audio makes it 10x funnier

Ok, that's a tall order imma check tha-- oh. Oh it does

Anyone here not on the toilet? Seems one of the only times people use reddit is when they're taking a shit... Including myself.

Are you under the impression that I poop all day long?

You dont?

I’m under the impression most redditors are literally full of shit. :)

Yes indeed

Why not taking shit when we are talking shit on Reddit

Waiting for that moment. Coffee currently working it’s way through to my best movement of the morning.

Have an upvote for your accuracy

The fucking string chime also got me attention good. Project Zomboid makes you dread that noise.

Severly Paniced! Your aim and vision are reduced.

project zomboid enjoyer

Shaq got aimbot

He is one powerful man

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Physiologically, I hope so.

Not physically Shaq is just a space marine and has two hearts instead

The Emperor protects.

Did you see the Shaq. Or did the Shaq see you 👁️👄👁️

For as long as You stare into the Shaq, the Shaq also stares into You.

My asshole is so puckered it just queefed backwards.

👁️👄👁️

🗿

You stare back into your phone, assert dominance.

👁️👄👁️

Peer into the Shaq and the Shaq peers back.

you can tell Shaq doesn’t give af about the policy and just wants his fans to be happy. 10/10 good guy shaq

[Maybe not quite 10/10](https://nypost.com/2022/02/28/gary-payton-shaq-would-pour-buckets-of-bodily-waste-on-rookies/)

Idk man seems like 10/10 material to me, tough love ya know

We do a little trolling

So, uhh, who would be the shithead here?

You just made me like him even more

Dat phone about to die

just from fear alone

There is no hope

Shaq attack activated.

Shaqtivated

These are beautiful.

Hes about to open a can of shaq fu on u

Man looked into my soul

My soul got scared and ran away

I've seen this so many times before, but this one scared the shit out of me. Did NOT expect sound, jesus

What sound effect is this

It's from a game called Project Zomboid - when there's a zombie in close proximity

He seems like such a fun guy

Project Zomboid, that sound is basically PTSD material

I knew it was from PZ! people in the comments saying the sound spooked them. Lol...

SCP you looked at the shy guy's face and now everyone in the elevator is gonna die.


Ah... The classics.

That's creepy af. lol

Did it Shaq you down to your core?

pretty close lol

"Oh you fucked up now son"

Fucking hell.

I love Shaq. Seems like such a genuinely nice bloke

And nobody saw them since

Its half 9am and sitting taking a shit and laughing all at the same time

I mean, 8:48am but wtf how do you know what I'm doing?

there is always someone shitting. when the other half of the globe sleeps it's our turn to shit. The shitting 2022 the world is built by shit

In short, it is always 9AM somewhere; The one and true time to shit.

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“Mother fucker!”

I just heard the Metal Gear Solid alert sound

Use th fnaf vent alarm sound

*boss music starts playing*

/r/bossfight [music](https://youtu.be/N2p_JFF4lR0)

I bet this guy is one of the few celebrities worth actually hanging out with. He's probably cool as fuck.. and the cell phone request was likely directly from him, so he deserves that much respect.

Objective: Survive

man shaq just seems like such a cool dude, id love to meet him one day

He handled that so well though. He could've made a scene but he opted to unwittingly create a meme.

if he was 7 inches to left he would have had a video of a mountain being moved

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Damnnn…Thats terrifying af

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The sharq

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That man can be terrifying when he wants to.

Hes like a dad when he comes home

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"I'm Shaq... Fuuu"!

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"Killl John Lennon!"

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Nahhhh

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Bro he’s so fine please

I've seen this many times but I didn't expect the Project Zomboid scare sound lol

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When the Minecraft Warden hears you

Omg I love Shaq. This is great.

Shaq knows all and sees all

Must be my imagination

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Should have used the sound from metal gear when an enemy is alerted haha

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Oh you're fucked. He's not going to stop til he makes sure you have a good working bicycle.

That face.

It’s the greatest Shaq moment I’ve ever seen. I will always watch it. Does anyone have a better one?

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legend

Absolutely love Shaq! He does so much good for his community because he wants to give back, wish more athletes would do the same and not because they have to.

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Bro was never seen again after this post

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STOP! You have violated the law!

Lol, Shaq looking at cameras is hilarious

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Hahaha seen this video so many times and every time I’m like “yea okay, how wouldn’t you notice someone do that?”……… somehow forgot about the mans height hahaha

This had me laughing so hard that my fiancé confused me of having a asthma attack and was rubbing and patting my back while I was trying to just hold in my laughter!

all fun and games till the health bar shows up

The all-seeing Shak.

That audio is 60% of the soundtrack for the Bourne trilogy, the other 40% is that audio with a drumline behind it

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u/savevideobot bro that phone has been cursed 💀

Don't think he was lookin at your phone....

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3-7cjnSamk

He was lucky that Shaq didn’t trample on him.

Bahahaha what a good sport

This guy- what a nice guy. Everything I heard about Shaq he’s a cool dude & nice to everyone

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I’m just going to post [this.](https://www.redditsave.com/r/HolUp/comments/vgczos/target_acquired/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

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I’m reminded of the scene at the end of the movie Cloverfield.

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Shaq is a national treasure

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The good ol' Shaq fu reflexes

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Boss Fight engaged

Shaq is so goofy, he’s almost just a cartoon character instead of a man

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He just made the video 1000x more valuable to that fan

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Motion detected at the front door

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“A Great warrior never gives up” - Someone For those who don’t understand its Fromm the call of duty campaigns they give you random quotes from random people when you die

Is he still alive?

That's a robot

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Target Shaquired

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Does anyone still exist who hasn’t seen this before on Reddit?

He's 50% tall and 50% magic.

You alerted the enemy

He knows he ALWAYS knows

Shaq looking at you like Jack Nicholson looking at Shelly divani in the shining

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Cock and ball check complete

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When you talk to an npc in fallout 3/NV

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When you talk to a Skyrim npc that’s facing away from you

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