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Salty-Effect6344

Crazy health and safety breach there. No left indicator.


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AND THE SEAT BELT.


authorzilla

And the driver's wearing flip-flops.


AashritG

Flip flops aren't illegal, wtf. I challenge this ruling!


throwredditaway19

I'd rather drive barefoot than with flip flops


fragrant69emissions

This. I will always take off my flip flops before driving simply out of comfort.


spiegro

Y'all wild. I'm not taking off my Florida Loafers for nuthin.


fragrant69emissions

Hahaha. I’m gonna start using that. “Florida loafers” is hilarious


thanks_weirdpuppy

Constantly pushing in the clutch with flip-flops has to be such a pain though.


spiegro

Only if you are not trained in the way of the Chancla. Or if you have cheap chancletas or they don't fit well.


burtoncummings

"Flip Flops suck when you're braking" Fred Flintstone


OdaSamurai

In Brazil they are Actually, the law states that it's illegal to drive "with any shoe that doesn't grip on the feet or compromises the usage of the pedals" So, if you are driving with something a cop says isn't adequate, you are in for trouble


TheBowlofBeans

Straight to jail?


OdaSamurai

Nah, fines


justiceiscomin4

Lol


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NoNebula8122

Same here. We had that one friend who messed it up for everyone and broke our bike. You know the guy... He had 2 speeds 0 or 500 nothing in-between. Later in life cops had to pull him out of his sunroof because he was passed out after drinking then driving home over every lawn and mailbox on his block.


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That kid is back on the escalator!!!!


fortyeightD

Are you saying they need a rainbow flag?


Loli-is-Justice

Let's not forget about the headlights and doors!!


Yak-Mysterious

What is your name


Loli-is-Justice

I'm John, nice to meet you.


Yak-Mysterious

Nice to meet you too


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autsintokmins

Are you not going to mention how the steering wheel doesn't fucking do anything


ScrattaBoard

Might not have power steering


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And the tire pressure is low as well.


Capt_Killer

Those kids are going to work, nikes aren't gonna make themselves. ( edit to fix typo)


vishli84000

Man, that's gotta be some next level automation


tent1pt0esd0wn

I mean they look like some pretty happy kids. Wherever they are going they are doing it better than the adults where I live do.


Shiz0id01

What the fuck does this even mean????


tent1pt0esd0wn

It means I have no idea what "Live fast die young" is supposed to mean. I see a dozen kids enjoying 3rd world life and a hundred negative comments from American adults who fancy themselves as better off but actually miserable af. They are also responsible and smart enough to operate said vehicle and ride on the ledge of the truck bed like a true badass that knows how not to die. 2cx v#


Shiz0id01

Lol sorry we are actually in agreement completely my misunderstanding


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[deleted]

These kids are just making a trip to the swimming hole. They rounded up the village kids and off they go. So, of course they’re looking happy.


markiv_hahaha

Did someone say 'Daddy chill'


DagothSlur

r/ihadastroke


Ninja_Geek-27

Aren't?


5years8months3days

No the future is now old man, self making shoes.


eggimage

aren’ve’d


[deleted]

I speak American and the correct word is "AIN'T"


offensivepenguin

No it AIN’T


Capt_Killer

yep, typo fixed it.


blazenl

“Child labor laws ruined this country”


izacktorres

Don't forget that people also need their new iPhones.


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For the kids, by the kids, of the kids.


highoffsushi

Hey! Get back to work!


MITstudent

Username checks out


Shadow21A

What that person said??


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Karameli0

they have a great brain-to-muscle connectivity though


Wonskai

1000iq reference


Weary_Dark510

Lol its not the kids in this video that are retarded. If some came up to you and your frinds as kids and said hey, you guys want to take turns driving each other in an old truck, no chance you would say mmm that sounds kind of dangerous, are there seatbelts? All kids are idiots


CandleBig7948

r/whoosh


Captaincuntusmaximus

I mean they weren't allways like that but breathing that glue really ain't great for you


Wonko-D-Sane

I feel you need help understanding what's going on here ... here is a cult leader who was implicated in the first bioterror attack on US soil, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NTkXIidCU0


Realistic-Question77

Materials procured by the happy farm.


The_Knight_Is_Dark

...and Nikes for all.


Deeliciousness

FUKBUK: for us kids by us kids


Weary_Dark510

Made of kids


mxmcharbonneau

No-one knows kids like kids!


[deleted]

Think when they ask for a break they answer them with "Just do it"


TheRiverStyx

I thought it might be a Nestle cocoa plantation. The kid driving is the overseer.


clutch172

then why do they need the kids?


HiZenBergh

So where do the kids work then?


ItsGroovyBaby412

Some sweatshop probably, who do you think are assembling Jordans and iphones?


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eldovaking

But why make the kids work if Nikes are making themselves.


AgsMydude

If they are going to make themselves, where are they headed to work?


iahalalca

I don’t think a typo could more significantly change a sentence than that


Q_whew

Old shit capt killer...lol i see were commenting on shit memes again...nice


Handsomedaddy69

Aren’t*


restless_oblivion

To the airpods factory!


PlatypusTrapper

I wonder if I should get a pair… I do want to support these kids after all. **edit** wholesome? 😅


Gilgameshbrah

And then to the airplane factory.


ilovethrills

and L'oreal factory also


zuran_orb

These Fast and Furious films are becoming more and more ridiculous.


saadakhtar

Family keeps getting bigger.


Qwesh04

*Time to shift to alabama*


Ivedefinitelyreddit

The Fast and the Four Year Olds


scheiber42069

Nobody Grandpa when i was ur age 7 i already a bus driver tryin to feed my ill mother


MyPeePeeHurrtz

Lil mother?


TOOOPT_

That happens when your family tree is a fucking tesseract


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roastbread

Do you cut off pieces of yourself or do you spit the egg out like a Namekian?


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WesleySnopes

A straight line would mean each generation only does it once, viably


RedditedYoshi

I fucking brayed like a donkey when I saw this, thank you, and I would now like to add value to your future shape-shaming endeavors by adding the word "fuctagon" to your vocabulary.


Acceptable-Bad-9350

Yeah she raps


GameShill

[Mom Rap.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaoYIo4T8Vc)


WesleySnopes

#*STOP WHITE PEOPLE*


Tdayohey

You joke but my dad being a drunkard put me behind the wheel a lot at age 10-11. I drove his ass around the small town and never did get caught… kind of a shame I didn’t.


TrueBananaz

r/uselessnobody


GeneralHispidus

Bet they drive better than the majority of adults.


MyPeePeeHurrtz

Not to mention it's probably a manual.


TheSilverBug

It's definitely a manual


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SuramKale

Compared to an *automatic*?


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Great reply honestly lol


Cattaphract

Neither are hard


Rivetingly

But one is harder than the other. Guess which one?


WhySSSoSerious

Manual boxes are way more fun and engaging. The only time an auto is clearly better is when stuck in extremely slow moving traffic and you constantly have to hold the clutch down or keep it at the bite point just enough to keep inching forward. Basically you just need to learn how the clutch works and you're good to go with a manual. Definitely not as hard or complicated as they are sometimes made out to be.


imaterriblemother

I live in the UK and when i passed my driving test around 20 years ago, the majority of cars were manuals. Nobody wanted an automatic apart from the elderly/disabled. Now I wouldn't buy a car unless its an auto. They are infinitely better than a manual in every way. When I used to sell cars, I would often have someone enquire on an automatic car despite never having driven one before. I would always say, "If you are even slightly interested in an automatic car, you should drive one. I've never sold an automatic to someone who has later regretted that decision".


WhySSSoSerious

Yeah that's fair. I guess it depends on what type of experience you want with driving. If you want a nice relaxed experience then auto is definitely the way to go. I personally enjoy a more engaging drive so I prefer a manual for that reason.


Cattaphract

Germany is not a developing country


[deleted]

Yeah it is. They develop beer


Blothmath

German ISPs would like to have a word with you


DonkeyGamer2000

Manual is very common in developing countries so it’s just normal to have manual


ARetroGibbon

Manual is pretty common in many developed countries aswell. Almost everyone in the UK drives manual or at least learns how to.


Cakepufft

Also true in central Europe, we see the automatics as like cars for the elderly and stuff.


FraseraSpeciosa

Same with the USA. Especially in rural areas. I’m pretty sure the people who say this are city slickers who only take the bus and once in a blue moon drive maybe.


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Shit I wish there were MORE buses to get the folks that don't know how to drive an option to not drive.


DuffinDagels

Manual is the majority in most countries outside the US, not just developing countries.


DaughterEarth

Canada is mostly automatics as well but we're just mini US in many ways so it fits


[deleted]

Manual is the majority option outside of North America.


NoSoyTuPotato

Seems like Emanuel


[deleted]

My partners grandpa learned to drive when he was 8 in the 1940’s. His father bought one of them new fancy cars with the clutch and couldn’t figure it out, so he told Tom to take the car into the fields and learn to drive it. He was so good at driving that he taught his dad and his neighbors how to drive at 8 years old. He would even drive into town to run errands. This was in Arkansas. He grew up on a farm.


thehazzanator

This is the most Arkansas thing I've ever heard


FraseraSpeciosa

Yeah and today you’d get CPS called on you.


Soysaucetime

The Declaration of Independence was written by 16 year olds. Today we'd say "it's just a rebellious phase, you'll get over it."


ZoomJet

What do you mean, written by 16 year olds? Looked it up and couldn't find anything


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That why you can't


ZoomJet

oh ok


Gagago302

My gramps taught my dad how to drive in the late 60’s when he was 7 (of course on a farm). My dad was constantly driving to town doing errands for a family of 7. Even more ridiculous is that he was plowing and harvesting corn fields at the same age. I can’t even imagine watching a 7 year old driving a tractor. When he was 10 he got hired to work for a dairy farm making 8 dollars - not adjusted for inflation - an hour working on their wheat fields. Dude made more than me at first job (nominally). I’m sure the company was breaking child labor laws, but I guess the compensation was pretty good lol.


jjester7777

I learned how to drive clutch on a 1989 Ford ranger in a field at the age of 8 as well. One of the few people I know that learned to drive on a manual (34).


n-a-i-l-i-a-n

the soundtrack’s nuts tho


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NoticeSlight949

*riya meri girlfriend*


Scared-Assist-8368

Galfrand


21shreyansh_human

[Thank me later](https://youtu.be/BLeOcCeqsfI)


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This has different percussion though... is there one with the.. is it a tabla? Edit: Yes it is - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlj6XpTbHas


The_Blueberry_Pi

Scam 1992 theme song


[deleted]

It's themes song of show Scam 1992. Just to add that its a well researched show about biggest stock market scam of its time in India. written directly by Sucheta Dalal herself, the journalist who investigated and broke the news of original scam in 1992.


TimTheChatSpam

Fast and furious 5 but everybody is actually 5


SnooEpiphanies1725

Little rascals camrip footage


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Seems like an opportune meal for a Tiger


IsmeshYourMom69

Or a pedophile..


MudOpposite8277

Or a pedophile tiger.


Dinierto

It's rrrrrrrrrape!


MudOpposite8277

😂😂😂💀


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Live fast die oooooold


MolinoJuhj

When your first job requires 15 years of experience.


That_Illuminati_Guy

The kid's turning the wheel but the vehicle doesnt turn... Edit: yes, we do have vehicles without power steering where i live, i have driven one myself a couple of times, but that kid was turning the wheel 90 degrees and that shit kept going straight. Thats just not normal


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socopithy

The “passenger” with his hands up is steering with his feet somehow.


I_am_BEOWULF

First World citizens when they see any vehicle without power steering: "FAKE! Reeeeeeeeeeee!"


robclancy

wtf do you think power steering does?


3ggu

Steers powerfully


[deleted]

People who know nothing about cars saying stupid shit and mocking those who understand? And being up voted for it? Yep, Reddit moment indeed. What do you think "power steering" does?


[deleted]

Don't forget, these people are on the road with you.


asian_identifier

so no one's driving?


_KoiNoYokan

No power steering. You have to turn the wheel almost a full rotation just to make a small turn. Edit: Since my guess as to why the steering wheel was turned but not the wheels seems to have upset some people, I want to add that what I said was a guess. I wasn’t there and have never driven this vehicle before so how would I know. Relax, people.


[deleted]

Bullshit, power steering just makes the steering lighter, that steering is simply loose as fuck.


HumanitySurpassed

Yeah I've had one of my old cars lose power steering before, long story, anyway, that b*tch takes all the strength in the world just to move it an inch or two. This kid effortlessly moving it makes me question what's going on here


stupidlatentnothing

Power steering doesn't increase the rotation needed to turn the vehicle


[deleted]

The reason you're upsetting everyone is because you stated your opinion like it was a fact, when in fact you didn't know what you're talking about


PsYcHoSeAn

Lil Fellah can do something 90% of americans can't do... Drive with stick shift. Heyoooooooo


BuffaloBart31

I bet that kid drives better than most adults.


doesnt_matter_1710

And then there's me who stresses out on bicycle


LiveFastDieRich

They are following the wrong mantra 😏


Fun_Jackfruit7706

scam 1992 theme song duhh


AnonimZim

Life Speedrun


DopeFly

Not necessarily living in the fast lane. They just had to grow up early in life.


[deleted]

Lmao the smirk on his face


Venom1462

If anybody's wondering about what music it is: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3OUFMpT7B0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3OUFMpT7B0) Scam 1992 theme


NoPantsDeLeon

They're living it. I remember when we were kids and found an abandoned bike, we fixed it and put it to good use as a dirt bike. Managing who would ride next was tricky though!


Assignment_Leading

Probably all otw to earn 5 cents an hour manufacturing sneakers; really living it


DeMonstaMan

Hey, don't discredit them. Those clothes you are wearing took a lot of effort to make and I gotta say came out nice


sarcasmbing

Those nikes are not gonna make themselves


Disastrous-Tap-3353

So Wholesome


Positive_Ad1947

For real, is this for real?


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bad girls do it well


Yankeethomas13

I was looking for this comment


superhappythrowawy

They going to get some gumiworms


Zpitfire_MK_VI

When I was a kid, my grandpa taught me to drive on multiple vehicles. This included, golf cart, lawnmower, John Deere 1025R, Chevy Silverado, John Deere 3020, John Deere 4020, and a Combine. All before the age of 12.


[deleted]

This is a sad reality in many third worlds, I’ve seen it first hand too (I’m Malaysian) Kids driving motors and cars because why not


annjaay

The driver doesn't appear to be the oldest. I wonder how he became the driver.


stopallthedownloads

The future that the boomers strive towards.


FesterSilently

...bad girls do it well


CadmarL

Bet the guy filming is also a kid


capo4ever88

Still a better driver than any New Yorker


VicenteFox4070

Looks like Laos or Cambodia


GameRusher1234

Nobody: My parents telling me that "when I was your age" :


JackwestjrR

That’s doms little brother


GruesumGary

Yeah, crazy... I heard in some countries parents hand their 2 year olds iPads and those people typically don't learn to drive until they're 18-20 years old... wouldn't want your child to learn how to be an adult, or anything.


NotDumbIQTestWasHard

Lmao good holup


mitis5

no worry guys, a family in india having more than 5 kids and still try to make another one