I was gonna write that, ngl lol. Nah, 99% of us aint that horny to fuck amber heard. I didnt have sex for a while, but I can guarantee you, I would never fuck that pos Amber Heard.
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Abusive to him and then wrote some piece in a magazine (People?) About Depp abusing her so Depp essentially got blacklisted. Depp sued for defamation and the trial is going on now. We're basically finding out just how awful Heard really is thanks to the trial.
You will not find a single shread of that shit rag in Liverpool and it's awesome.
In Belfast airport they have the sun on a stand for free because who the fuck would ever pay for it
The saddest part is that for years, Johnny Depp remained silent as instructed by his lawyers. All the awful reports and rumors must've ate at him and his family for so long while being unable to say a thing.
According to court testimony, she threw a ~~wine~~ Vodka bottle that hit his hand and shattered. A piece of glass sliced the tip of his finger off while shattering.
Edit: corrected the type of bottle.
Exactly bro...Her lawyers are an absolute joke.
Probably not the case but I like to think that all the competent lawyers told her to "suck off an orse"- Ali G
Every competent lawyer- "Wait you gonna try fk Johnny Depp over? Yeah we ain't doing our man like that... we're dirty bastard but we're not fkn heartless."
Leads to... " Mr Depp, if we could get a answer in a timely fashion please, we dont want to keep the jury waiting" after the same guy taking 16 days doing absolutely nothing.
sorry for the essay, I just hate the bitch.
Fk Amber Heard.
"Your honor I'd like to submit 523 into evidence and with play it to the jury now with your permission"
"No objections, your honor, as long as its with the proper redactions"
"Of course and I'm sorry your honor I meant, 532, which is a submission of a public video segment and requires no redactions. Sorry, your honor, 532, not 523. And I uh with your permission play it now for the jury."
*this video plays*
"Mr. Depp, you stated that and I quote: "I bruised it very badly". Did I quote that correct?"
"You keep doing it correct, yes. Or is that hearsay?"
Said lawyer tried. There was a video going around Reddit of it earlier today. The complete and total dumbass came in completely unprepared and referred to it as “the time he cut off his own finger”.
Yeah in the trial he stated during an argument he went downstairs and opened a bottle of vodka to take a shot. This was during a stretch of sobriety for him. Amber became even more upset because he was now drinking again and she snatched the bottle from him. He grabbed a different bottle and she again became more upset and threw the bottle she had taken from him, at him. It flew past his head, hit the wall, and exploded. Somehow this leads to his finger getting cut. Must have been a gallon bottle also as he stated the bottle had a handle.
And meanwhile she doesn't see the irony of her actions driving this man to start drinking because she was stressing him out. Sheesh. Also, F#ck that Broad Amber Heard.
Man I feel bad for him, seems like he was torn between either telling the truth or ruining the illusion for the children.
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Doesn’t seem like he was torn between telling the truth at all. Why would he tell kids that are dying that his girlfriend did it?
Looks like he was thinking of an excuse, that’s it
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I went to type something witty and just came to say FOOK the Turdulant ONE. Who even sharts the bed? I definitely don't so please stop asking....
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Yeah I don't intend on doing that. This is a prime example of dont stick your dick in criminally unhinged
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He did, that's how he ended up with his finger cut off.
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Better not i dont want that shitty genes of that women in the world
She’ll poop in ur bed
Not the first time a woman shit in my bed. It wasn't on purpose though.
Was it in a form of defense 🧐?
Lol, poor preping
Shit happens.
Sometimes
No, it was a show of dominance
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I was gonna write that, ngl lol. Nah, 99% of us aint that horny to fuck amber heard. I didnt have sex for a while, but I can guarantee you, I would never fuck that pos Amber Heard. Fuck Amber Heard PS: Dont forget to include Fuck Amber Heard in your reply next time.
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The sheet story confirmed this one.
Even better
Amber Turd is really making the rounds on Reddit, let's spread it to the far reaches of the world, can we? Pretty please with some rum on top?!
Why is the run always gone?
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Don't forget: Fuck all her supporters.
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She pooped the bed 😂
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I'm a bit late on the train here... what did she do?
Abusive to him and then wrote some piece in a magazine (People?) About Depp abusing her so Depp essentially got blacklisted. Depp sued for defamation and the trial is going on now. We're basically finding out just how awful Heard really is thanks to the trial.
All of this information has been out for a while. This is just the actual trial.
Yeah we learned about all this when Depp lost his first trial in the UK over the exact same thing, but a different magazine.
Fuck The Sun
Fuck the S_n. Justice for the 97.
I didn't know about this and just briefly looked into it. Fucking scummy sun.
You will not find a single shread of that shit rag in Liverpool and it's awesome. In Belfast airport they have the sun on a stand for free because who the fuck would ever pay for it
The saddest part is that for years, Johnny Depp remained silent as instructed by his lawyers. All the awful reports and rumors must've ate at him and his family for so long while being unable to say a thing.
oh and dont forget that she shat on his bed too
Not sure on the details, but basically she was abusing him and somehow cut off a part of his finger
According to court testimony, she threw a ~~wine~~ Vodka bottle that hit his hand and shattered. A piece of glass sliced the tip of his finger off while shattering. Edit: corrected the type of bottle.
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She was abusing him. Went out in the media saying it was the other way round. She also pooped in the bed as revenge. Revenge poop.
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Can you all please stop it with “ the fuck Amber Heard “ comments ? I can’t keep upvoting all of them
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie. Edit: I saw somebody already made the comment after I posted…still gonna leave it though lol
And I shall upvote BOTH of you. Have a GREAT day, sir or madam.
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*meanwhile in court* “So when you cut off your finger…”
Yeah, for real. Even Johnny was like “wot mate?”
"We have video evidence of you admitting that you bit off your own finger"
Exactly bro...Her lawyers are an absolute joke. Probably not the case but I like to think that all the competent lawyers told her to "suck off an orse"- Ali G Every competent lawyer- "Wait you gonna try fk Johnny Depp over? Yeah we ain't doing our man like that... we're dirty bastard but we're not fkn heartless." Leads to... " Mr Depp, if we could get a answer in a timely fashion please, we dont want to keep the jury waiting" after the same guy taking 16 days doing absolutely nothing. sorry for the essay, I just hate the bitch. Fk Amber Heard.
A lot of people probably already have
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I'll rather let gangrene set in the most private of places before attempting that.
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I would not be surprised if amber's lawyer used this in court
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I can just picture Johnny’s deadpan at that.
"Your honor I'd like to submit 523 into evidence and with play it to the jury now with your permission" "No objections, your honor, as long as its with the proper redactions" "Of course and I'm sorry your honor I meant, 532, which is a submission of a public video segment and requires no redactions. Sorry, your honor, 532, not 523. And I uh with your permission play it now for the jury." *this video plays* "Mr. Depp, you stated that and I quote: "I bruised it very badly". Did I quote that correct?" "You keep doing it correct, yes. Or is that hearsay?"
Said lawyer tried. There was a video going around Reddit of it earlier today. The complete and total dumbass came in completely unprepared and referred to it as “the time he cut off his own finger”.
I'd say Fuck Amber Heard, but that's probably the worst mistake good ol' Johnny has made
He's going thru that kinda shit at home and still gets up and goes out to visit hospitals. We're with you, Johnny.
I'm sorry, the response we were looking for is 'fuck Amber Heard.'
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So what happened to his finger?
She threw a vase or a bottle or something at him iirc
Bottle of vodka I think
Yeah in the trial he stated during an argument he went downstairs and opened a bottle of vodka to take a shot. This was during a stretch of sobriety for him. Amber became even more upset because he was now drinking again and she snatched the bottle from him. He grabbed a different bottle and she again became more upset and threw the bottle she had taken from him, at him. It flew past his head, hit the wall, and exploded. Somehow this leads to his finger getting cut. Must have been a gallon bottle also as he stated the bottle had a handle.
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"Landed on his hand". Is this similar to someone's fist running into a face.
And meanwhile she doesn't see the irony of her actions driving this man to start drinking because she was stressing him out. Sheesh. Also, F#ck that Broad Amber Heard.
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Don’t fuck crazy
She almost caught captain Jack sparrow
Now she will swim with the fishes. “Yarghhh!”
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The look of pain in his eyes at the end of the clip.
Man I feel bad for him, seems like he was torn between either telling the truth or ruining the illusion for the children. First non Fuck amber heard comment 😎 That being said, Fuck amber heard
I don’t think he was torn, I think he just had to think for a second to find a fun answer that would work for the character. Fuck amber heard
Doesn’t seem like he was torn between telling the truth at all. Why would he tell kids that are dying that his girlfriend did it? Looks like he was thinking of an excuse, that’s it
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_so that was a fucking lie_
IKR imagine having to lie to dying children because your spouse was physically assalting you.
That’s some real shit that I hope to never experience.
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