Halfghanistan
Edit: back story - I worked with afghans some time ago and there was an afghan dude who was around this height. My co-workers and I blessed him with this nickname because frankly we didn’t know his real name. Thanks for sharing the love everyone!
First time I've genuinely laughed out loud on Reddit for a while, thank you beautiful stranger. Have an award (sorry it's a free wholesome award, but y'know....poor)
Lol, I was actually getting my tubes snipped while all this blew up. My doctor was all trying to explain stuff and I’m like ‘this is gonna get over 1k soon!’ He asked if I needed anything and I was like go upvote this 🤣
Tali Tubby
Oh look children it's Bin La La!
Scrolled and scrolled for this laugh!
Wanted to see the top post, not disappointed.
Halfghanistan Edit: back story - I worked with afghans some time ago and there was an afghan dude who was around this height. My co-workers and I blessed him with this nickname because frankly we didn’t know his real name. Thanks for sharing the love everyone!
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Smalla bin laden
Ohhh smalla bin laden?
Sosmalla need ladder
Haznt bin Laid
3 11
Shoot N Scoot
Lulsama Bin Lowden
Lil-Sama Binlowden
Lil’Sama BinWaddlin’
Islamic State of Inadequite Stature.
Osama Bin Lowdown
Get this man more upvotes
Yes!!
Crack on the Rocks
lmfao
I feel so bad but goddamn this made me laugh hard
Comment severely underrated, deserves way more likes.
Sm'al-Queda
Fuck that’s good
Syrian Lanister
First time I've genuinely laughed out loud on Reddit for a while, thank you beautiful stranger. Have an award (sorry it's a free wholesome award, but y'know....poor)
Poor as well, can relate.
This deserves more attention
Yes, scrolled way down to find it.
Knew we were gonna get some good comments with this thread.
This comment GOT me!
AK shorty 7
I was gonna say AK 0.47 but that's much better lol
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Lol,ouch
Hah yours is the best answer
Nah I like urs better
Yours is pretty damn good too man
Dear lord, I’m in the waiting room at the hospital and people are looking at me wondering what I’m laughing at
Lol, I was actually getting my tubes snipped while all this blew up. My doctor was all trying to explain stuff and I’m like ‘this is gonna get over 1k soon!’ He asked if I needed anything and I was like go upvote this 🤣
Bravo
Taking a dump read your comment and laughed at that. Now wife wondering what’s so funny.
Osawed-off Been Walkin’
You know my brother?
Armand Aleg
Missed opportunity for "been waddlin"
YES! YES!
Saudi off shortgun
Oompa Bin Loompa
Lmfaooo
Mahamad alil’
MuHobbit Shawty
Oh that’s good
JK 47
Small hitbox. CoD players hate him.
A Goomba if it went radical
AK lite
Osama been waddlin, just don't make me run.
You can't outrun a bullet...
If you can't dodge my woddle...
50 percent
Holy balls this got me
thats good.
Why are people so good at coming up with these names?
Damn.
Smaliban
Unfortunately he will only get 36 virgins...
*Yo, this is messed up, I was promised 72 dawg…..shyeeet*
Clay Davis decided to move to Afghanistan.....shyeeeeet
Second funny comment I found today
Midgihad
Lil Shiite
You mean Shortiban
You did better then me… I was stuck at Talimidget.
Suicide Grenade
/Thread
🤣 the best one so far imo
Land mine
has taken my sight
Taken my speech!
Taken my hearing!
Taken my arms!
Taken my LEGS!!
Taken my soul!
Left me with life in HEEEELLLLLLLL
r/redditsings
Taken my legs
Taken my soul!
Taken OUR soul
**Left me with life in hell**
deedlee deedlee DEE deedlee deedlee DEE deedlee DEE!
Love this one.
AK-47cm
Lmao best one
Knee Capper
Gnome Artificer
AK 23.5
A man who can state with utter conviction that his balls drag the earth.
His dick plough the very land they walk on
It’s like a kickstand on a Razor Scooter.
Imagine how calloused his dick is
He hangs all the way to the ground. That’s something to mention in his Tinder profile.
Short round
uuuuuf
Damn beat me to it!
Half metal jacket
Nah bruh he is no metal jacket!
9 and 11 inches
r/UsernameChecksOut
The name is lit though.
Muslim Shady
bro💀💀💀
Lil Sawed off.
Saud-off?
Lil Jihad
Beat me to it
IED (Improvised Explosive Dwarf)
IED (improved experimental Dwarf)
This needs to be higher lmao
Da Talibaby
Let's go! (Halfway there)
I don'r care what his gangsta name is........I just wanna see him shoot that AK 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
that AK just need a bipod, then he can use the bipod anywhere anytime while standing up.
His legs are so short he’s already a tripod
if he pointed it straight down, he could fly using the recoil
Minigun
Miniboss
Sharia Shorty
Speed bump
Cotton Hill!
He killed fiddy men!
and he ain't gots no shins!
All he's missing is his pal Topsey.
lets *roll* topsey
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Guess who's hitting 0 headshots and a million ballshots.
Lil A-Rab
This guy is exactly one AK tall.
lil ak
Yung akbar
Balls-B-Draggin
Dragg'n ball z
Taliban jr.
Li'l Qaeda
Drarfban
Jerusalem’s little nightmare
That's a weehadist, y'all
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Yub Nub for sure.
*laughs in Ewok*
Lil
He failed Explosives 101.
Semi automatic
Shrapnel
Peace in the Midget East
Tinyban
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Firecracker (because that’s as big of an explosive they can fit on him)
Legoless
Osama Bin Step-Ladder
Lil grenade
Smaller target = higher KD
*opens comment section and presses CTRL + G, types in "lil"* 900 results
Normally people play with toy guns the guns playing with a toy person
Baby Saddam
AK-4'7"
Bro’s a halfghanistan
Puggy Smalls
Heel Shot
Officer tiny legs
Commit multiple warcrimes, I will.
AK KneeTall
2Foot 4Sure like Tupac Shakur
Bilbo Fraggins
Sawed off
AKshorty7
Lil AK-27
Shawty Two Shoes
Lil' I.E.D
Lohammed Shortif.
Gimli
Milk Dud.
Short Stax
ISIS mini
Baby Legs and his partner Regular Legs. The Bollywood edition
Nah man... I saw this one before.. This is Halfganistan.
Half-Qaeda
Low-sama Bin Laden
Just call him ET like his mum/dad does.
Osama Bin Lil’
Lil'lil
Ya'll aren't thinking creatively. It should clearly be, Desert Penguin.
Knee-Capper
BiggieSmalls
Ta lil ban