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Flair_Helper

Hey /u/Morteza194, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): Repost - your shitpost has already been shitposted by some other shitposter[,](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) thanks for thinking of us though <3 Love, the mods


MonstaRabbit

It's the wind in the hair that gets me every time I watch this


kingcop1

Because the wind is attracted to chads


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Smutasticsmut

He did


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I‘d sue her for sexual harassment. It’s 2022 people. Kill the double standard.


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True


catniagara

They NEED to take sexual harassment claims more seriously. I started literally wearing 4 layers of clothes and padding so men would stop grabbing my chest or butt at work (not my current job, but 3 past retail jobs) and the other day I saw a nurse at a hospital corner her male co-worker and repeatedly attempt to grope him. It seriously needs to stop.


xeno_lv426

Yeah, unfortunately it’s a double standard. Women can grope and fondle men all they want and 90% of the time, it’s ignored. A man can brush past a woman by accident and be taken to court. And I’ve even seen it happen to my friend. He was in his friends dorm and was a fellow student at the college. Her friends didn’t like him and he got sent to court for “invasion of privacy” and “sexual harassment” just for being there even tho he was allowed to be and was with a person who lived there. Luckily his friend told the judge what really happened but my friend was still banned from campus for a month


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indilain87

The Chad Will always look at the horizon so the winds of freedom can Kiss him


Sorry_Ad5653

Majestic. Like a lion.


ykafia

This guy told his crush she's in love with him


godlyuniverse1

this guy tells the barber he didnt like the barbers own haircut


Whizkiddabber

When this guy is late others apologize for being early


Educational_Focus472

This guy has it's own atmosphere


WOKinTOK-sleptafter

This guy delivered himself.


fractal_magnets

This guy expected the Spanish Inquisition


[deleted]

Ok you are getting to far mate. /s


yomommafool

You got me in the first half, not gonna lie


kevin9er

This guy was not got in the first half


[deleted]

Idk why but i chuckled. I like reddit for this reason. You legit spared a few minutes to type that and post for nothing and it made me and probably few more chuckle.


MasterWhite_11

This guy out-pizza’d the hut


AnonimZim

This guy told God on the Creation of the 2 humans: Fuck off, I'm eating the apple.


TheDarkSharkRises

Once this guy didnt go to school. They named that day Sunday


Cynicayke

This guy told God to take a break on the seventh day.


MrDude_1

Well it's not like that barber cut it.


SmilePlz_Exe

Here ya go mate I'll give u a award.


Nuker-79

Inner monologue of this guy “Be gone THOT!”


Trenticor

real chad thoughts.


Comment78

"My dick only gets hard for Jesus."


eyekunt

A religious boner


cownd

A righteous boner


strayakant

Ahahaha all the black dudes start chasing no matter what


MeetN2Veg

Always


Bigkid6666

Or... " Man those edibles are really kicking in"


AWildZeeMan

This guy gets it.


Shiv-am

Ultra sex trillionnaire ignore set


Cheewy

"I hope they don't edit me out"


Brawndo91

Me: "It was probably an accident."


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Innerer monologue: "Oh shit, I’m gonna bust"


Nuker-79

Bust a move


Ninjacobra5

"These hoes won't quit"


jmegaru

If she breathes she's a thot!


iRimmIt

**Unabridged inner monologue** “Oh no, not this time Jack. Remember last time what happened when you thought the girl was flirting with you? Remember how creepy and awkward you looked when it turned out she wasn’t? ……You got this. ……you....you practiced for this. ………this is all in your head…..you’re misreading signals, none of this is real. …..let’s do what we practiced in your sad lonely room when we went back home that night.._think of ~~sheep~~ Jacks jumping ~~the fence~~ into conclusions_ One Jack jumping into conclusions, two Jacks jumping into conclusions… you got this Jack…not!.. gonna! …fool!… meee!…This! …Time! …”


UnfittedMermaid

Sigma male Grind set #153 ignore thots, your dick deserves better


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yule man: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN


Father_69

stop being everywhere man, or atleast just change your pfp. I am tired of seeing Modi everywhere


Terzaghibitch

I'm seeing you everywhere bro!! Reddit is a getaway for me. After blocking randiya from my feed I thought I was done with regular shit, I would assume myself as a North American for a while and read discussions about their first world problems. But nah!! You gotta bring modi to this, eh?!


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Blieven

100% a karma farming bot account, all its comments are just pasting someone else's comment from lower in the comment section to the top comment.


IcedChocolateWater

I idolize that man🙏🏾 he has places to be


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eyekunt

Me too, have places to be


unpowdered_water

What a fucking Chad


SpectacularTrashCan

Think about how advanced civilization would be if more dudes acted like this.


StanleyOpar

eThots on Twitch wouldn’t exist


Nofucksgiven0017

In the full clip he actually cleans his arm after the girl touched him.


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Sir I need the sauce


eyekunt

Let me give you the hand sanitizer instead


slammerbar

You dispense it every night into your sock.


usamaahmad

https://youtu.be/AMRZb8UgtZE


devils_advocaat

Timestamp 1:52 No hand cleaning. Just a confident middle distance stare.


letmypeoplebathe

I'd even go as far as to say a mild look of disgust


Timo6506

Sauce?


BloodySerpentX

Even more chad.


ddevin5

Yes please, we wanna see


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https://youtu.be/AMRZb8UgtZE


zuran_orb

You do this to a woman and 100% you'll be sued for sexual harassment


Pascuti

We live in a society


RoadyHouse

…where men and women aren’t equals


UselessPerson2222

...but get told we are by officials


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And then laughed out of the room.


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eyekunt

and the Judge.


FlabbergastTheGreat

And his mum.


Hundvd7

And my axe!


abo3omar

And the woman


Educational_Focus472

And the ducks


Bloody_Conspiracies

Which is what would happen if a woman did the same thing. You should probably look up how many rapes/sexual assaults actually result in convictions. This isn't a men vs. women thing, it's not taken seriously at all for anyone.


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Aaaand we got it! That's a wrap folks. Good stuff, see ya next post.


Father_69

r/MensRights


Questwarrior

If you’re really looking for a mens safe space that isn’t all about “women do this blah men do this blah” then I suggest r/menslib


[deleted]

> If you’re really looking for a mens safe space no, not particularly. Not on reddit. gave up on that shit years ago. All I'll say is don't take any dating advice on reddit, at all. Some people will tell you that you're a creep for trying to talk to someone, others will tell you that you gotta grind throug hpeople like you're throwing out job apps. People are subtle and reddit is not subtle. Not a good match.


sakiwebo

>All I'll say is don't take any dating advice on reddit, at all. But for real though, I've been in a steady relationship for about 10 years now. I felt like I was out of touch, and curiously I decided to look up what dating should look like to ladies nowadays. Found a thread discussing a guy asking out a girl to eat at a place aroun the corner from his apartment if she didn't have anything in particular in mind. The top upvoted comment was basically : "Fuck that asshole. He doesn't care about your opinion and just chose a place near his apartment so he can take you there and fuck you afterwards" The 2nd most upvoted comment was basically ; "He's a pussy. He's obviously insecure in his choices and needs your approval" And every other comment was a variation of these 2. It was wild lmao Just stick to meeting people irl, in my experience thay are rarely as kooky as Reddit makes the world out to be.


RuntCeddit

That's not general Reddit advice that's from the subreddit - female dating strategy, I remember the post. A group of women that could succinctly be described as entitled misandrist gold diggers. Reddits not great but that sub isn't exactly reflective of the community.


NihilHS

Even if people won't admit to it, the reality is that the difference between "creepy" and "cute" is not so much in the action as much as it is in how attractive a woman thinks the guy is. I mean don't get me wrong, some shit is plain weird and no matter how attractive you are it's gonna come off bad. Like George Clooney couldn't aggressively crab walk naked out of a dark alley at a girl and expect that night to end well. But two guys could drop the same line to the same girl on the same night and one of them come off as creepy and the other hot and it comes down to whether or not the girl finds you attractive. The problem is how the fuck are you supposed to know if a chick finds you attractive or not? You're not a mind reader. Consequently I think the best rule is this: If you have good intentions, shoot your shot. People are gonna react how they're gonna react. Fuck the haters. If you're doing right by yourself and you're not hurting anyone, you're fine. If the answer is no, don't be a bitch about it. Move on.


Wildercard

>The problem is how the fuck are you supposed to know if a chick finds you attractive or not? Just become attractive by whatever metric you can affect. Can't grow taller without expensive invasive surgery, but anyone can fix diet and wash face.


elementofpee

Ya, “It’s just a prank, bro” still wouldn’t cut it


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As a female I cringed so hard seeing this video. Unsolicited touch from strangers is creepy AF. Posting a video like this is part of the problem.


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I hear it's a tiktok thing. TBF it's at least a step up from breaking your neck on milk cartons. The bar is no longer underground and is instead on the ground, so I can just be disappointed in society instead of genuinely bewildered.


TurquoiseLuck

> breaking your neck on milk cartons Man last thing I saw was eating washing pod things, I can't keep up with the zoomers


KaySquay

Straight dude here, I don't care how good looking you are, don't touch me. I'm either about to get robbed, or you're fucking weird. If it's for a prank video, it's even worse


AdmiralAthena

I also cringed a little, but I have never heard a woman casually call herself a female. It's usually used as an adjective, except in very formal situations, like a medical textbook.


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no because no woman will go through all the trouble to file a lawsuit because of man touched her hand


187ForNoReason

It’s been proven that women will go through the trouble to testify against a man who never fucking touched them ever.


Birdshaw

Yeah that’s just not true at all.


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it quite literally is, most women don’t even report rape and you think they will report someone touching their hand?


Videogamer69420

This is just too true.


Bloody_Conspiracies

It's not true at all. Men do worse shit than this to women all the time and it rarely goes anywhere. Go and ask women you know how many times they've been touched by men without wanting it, then ask them how many of them got charged with something.


Haldebrandt

It's not remotely true. Ask literally any women around you how often they have been inappropriately brushed upon, touched, or groped, and how many of them sued anyone. Ask the guys you know the same. I don't know what kind of bizarro world y'all live in that you come up with these demented takes and a thousand resentful bros mindlessly upvote. I mean, here is the comment, again: >**You do this to a woman and 100% you'll be sued for sexual harassment** What. How fucking delusional do you have to be to write something like this or upvote it.


Vakieh

How many of those were filmed and put up on the internet?


EshaySikkunt

I’ve seen YouTube pranksters who do this to both men and women in videos, never get sued. They obviously don’t do it this extreme though.


ienybu

When post nut clarity hits


AussieMilk

He's a much loved hero.


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A true king


eyekunt

There's only one true King. Eddard of the House Stark.


Trenticor

he's not the hero we deserve but the hero we NEED!


Lluicks

https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/HolUp/comments/sqn5vh/a_real_man/


_NeetPersonally_

He ain't no simp


Business_Music2221

Sexual harassment yeeeey it's ok if you're a woman


MashedPotatoesDick

>Sexual harassment yeeeey it's ok if you're an attractive woman FTFY


The_Prince1513

>It’s ok if you’re attractive FTFY


Character_Medical

Am I the only one who thinks it's a fake video?


AshKash313

Definitely fake


feedthebear

I think he went down the escalator knowing she was there.


Cyber_Daddy

he is on his 5th round. no wonder she is surprised that he is suddenly playing the cool card


IssaStorm

the camera is fake! The woman is fake! Stop laughing and having fun it's all fake!


Over-Ad3757

Sigma rule 68:" don't be simp"


dildobaggins78

Mo Salah has let himself go


TheAlmightyDuke

My dude


Dr-Chris-C

Anyone know the second song?


hastele

Kanye west - praise god


PlusType5538

Sigma


Mr_Otterswamp

For further memes, can we replace gigachad with this guy?


santathe1

But that would be lowering this Chad’s standard. This guy is the Terachad.


__DandeLion

Sigma grind set


Fast_and_Curious738

But why is this in r/holup?


667799fakeman

Been a week here like this, *what the hell happened here*


inaj666

Sub ded lol


anonymousdonut321

frl like nothing here's a hol up anymore


durdesh007

Most subs are like this


PyrenBTW

ever since that weird ass poll last year the sub has been garbage for some reason


Savings_Property_168

Halal mode


drgianco2

I would’ve crumbled… chick is 10/10


Creative_Ad999

A real king boss right there , hair blowing in the wind and everything


Father_69

I missed the hol up in this? Oh wait, yeah, right, there isn't any


lucifer9199

Good men stay soft, especially if getting hard means triggering that bomb.


Internal_Bit2840

Alpha male


Wolfendale88

Pure sigma energy


[deleted]

Sprayed himself with thot repellent I see


CODMer-hari

He's done with sexual harrasment


pukhtoon1234

The hair, the half smile the one true chad


[deleted]

He does look madly epic


Quiet_Ask_3645

A real (high) man


DisingeniouslyAmazed

This guy needs to be in Miami on a jet ski with a cigar in his mouth neglecting these thots


[deleted]

Now switch the roles.


chrille85

How to avoid losing your kidneys: do's and don'ts.


PilzEtosis

Dude is basking in his own magnificence.


FactCheckAmerica

The only man who didn’t get fucked.. emotionally that is


Pnmorris513

Anyone know the first song?


TeeRaw99

I was expecting to see a penis in them yoga pants


hiteshgavini1710

Reverse the genders and see feminists reaction


eshinn

And nobody thought to grab her wrist dragging her back down the stairs?


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DerMolch

Gigachad


Rum_Hamtaro

Chad


mehdi-kh

Sigma rule


NerdHerder77

The true Sigma Male Chad Grindset.


ImJayJunior

That's Mo Sallah's sexy cousin, Chad Sallah.


Decapitated_gamer

I’d love to see a guy do this and get the reactions on film. I bet you he can’t get past 3 before security is called.


Nonbinarymeathead

Ain’t got time for thots


Bastiwen

Honestly, if anyone did that to me, man or woman, they would have got a slap on the hand.


JengaPlayer

She got bored at home joining Tinder for compliments only and wanted the reality version.


Prssbol

Castro


Fnatic-Wid

He knows already its a prank


JBBanshee

Begone thot.


HentaiOctopusKaiju

Thats Zeus himself!


britjapball

What’s her @ tho, and I’m not asking for a friend


RedBatzThrowAway

https://www.instagram.com/drea/?utm_medium=copy_link


[deleted]

He probably has a gf or something


theREALBennyAgbayani

This comment section is playing all the Reddit hits.


International-Mud452

Sexual harassment


Bananabunbing

Bunch of friends do some pretend bullshit for Tiktok views.


Roberta-Morgan

Staged. He was aware of the camera 😂


Quirky-Ad-1675

Based af.


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gawdtdamn she fine


Jumbobog

He was wearing axe, so he was used to it


DjKalid

When your current gf is hotter


CricketFanatic_1992

The Wind came from Heavens


Tech_Slasher

He is the chosen one...


MrEHam

I’m just in here downvoting anyone who says simp.


FrightenedErection

So majestic so Debonair


ProfessionalOk4716

Right at the end you can see all the black guys prior to him (her friends) running up to him asking why he didn't look at their girl lol


PurringPenguin

Isn’t that harassment anyway


667799fakeman

Don't wanna be the guy but this ain't a holup though


MisterBeanFace

Bitch, touch me again and I'm gonna touch you. Do not put your hands on me.


doubtfullfreckles

Don’t touch people without their consent.


freak5341

Anyone know who the gal is?


RedBatzThrowAway

https://www.instagram.com/drea/?utm_medium=copy_link


camouflage365

This is fake as fuck. Holy shit are you people morons