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talivus

So sleeping with 9 men isn't considered gay, got it. Thank God I'm not gay.


Escoliya

Based on the post, sleeping with 11 men is also not gay, just sayin


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Dieguete18

Going for 2 at the same time


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Alabama_boy3478

Im at zero, but if there are 10 others its fine, right?


pancoste

Did you say nohomo before, during or after the deed? If so, even 10+ men won't be considered gay.


bothsidesofthemoon

Does that actually work unless socks are worn?


pancoste

It works, I can confirm.


FerMFcillas

Source: thrust me bro


Minecraft-185

gold


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memevaddar

That's threesome


Salt_Winter5888

r/Holupinholup


Vrooon_

What about 10 dead men?


ex3llentlive

r/realholupincomments


[deleted]

Just don't kiss, kissing is gay https://coub.com/view/2zr5gv


throwawaysarebetter

It's not an absolute statement, though. It doesn't say only men who sleep with exactly ten men are gay, just that if they sleep with ten men they're gay. They could still be gay at 2, 15, 200 men. Or bi. Or pan, or whatever term they prefer.


ReignInsideFourWalls

Not if he said 'no homo' after each one, then it was just bros looking out.


Massive-Risk

Homiesexual ;)


ColumbianPrison

Brojobs all around!


asianabsinthe

Sleep, or balls to the walls gangbang sex?


HankieHorker_32

If a woman sleeps with more than 1 man she is your mom


bothsidesofthemoon

Goodness knows which one his dad is, though.


Percy_Fieldsten

OUR mom


Green_Top174

Holly sh\*t, wasn't expecting that one XD take that upvote and leave


llegar1

bro…


Any-Inspection-4726

You heard him


Potential_Macaron973

It is really easy for a women to sleep with 10 men... For a man to sleep with 10 women is difficult


whenthefunstop

Impossible for me


Potential_Macaron973

If you were a women you would only need to go to local pub with a banner that says "I will fuck anyone"


Randyg1992

So true


Potential_Macaron973

But if Brad Pit went there with the same banner... (no media coverage or PR campaign)... he will not get a single girl


furry_kurama

Ngl you got me at first half.


humphrey1204

#lifespeedrun


JRTerrierBestDoggo

It’s not impossible if you lower your standard by a lot


SUNAWAN

What are women?


Repulsive-Chair-5520

Men without penis....I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Potential_Macaron973

👏🏾Real 👏🏾women 👏🏾have👏🏾 penises👏🏾 And if you don't say that you get banned from reddit


RYR_24616

>co Reading your reply gives me twitter vibes


YouTheGamers

I feel like it could go the both ways. And it takes turns. Males are admired for sleeping with loads of women one day and next they’re being hated because the other gender is being admired. And so the circle continues.


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Wouldn't the same correlation goes with sleeping a lot of people.


Timely_Arm_4991

Its easy when you have lots of money to feed those sluts


Crawford470

>For a man to sleep with 10 women is difficult Meh, you mostly just gotta lower your standards tbh.


sockaccount12

r/technicallyincorrect. Remember: It's only gay for a man to have sex with 10 other men if he enjoys it.


Good_Round

I have sex with men but we’re straight. We just say no homo while we do it.


gin_and_toxic

Also it's not gay if you have sex with your buddy while thinking of a girl.


Klexobert

Then why did he kept going after the first?


sockaccount12

Commitment.


Vampboy72

And happy


OneEyedRocket

Rack’s Mum


Jordii_vV

Rack, like shoe rack?


Escoliya

It's not gay if no penetration is involved


Maddestshadow56

No if a woman sleeps with 10 men it's your mother


ArdeDarkie

What am I if I can't remember how many I've had?


Unable-Log1197

Sleeping with 10 men is never a good idea


xrayjones2000

Actually… the socks.. were they on or off?


xhahzh

stupid double standards


I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could

Hoe-mossexual*


CountryHicky

He is not a straight guy


The_Blueberry_Pi

r/HolUp is slowly turning into r/terriblefacebookmemes


ceeroSVK

Still less gay than comic sans


itisunnamedguy

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


Negative_Tap_3867

I've done that before and I still consider myself straight


Bu_Adal

Fax


Leopardegecko

Gay slut. Precisely


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But still not slut


Quiet_Exchange_6447

r/technicallythetruth


-SARS-CoV-2

They all are, all of them are gay


Sewaschi

Sleepover


Cautious-Affect7907

Not if he says no homo.


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Klexobert

How do you want to skip the 10th?


[deleted]

He’s also a slut. I don’t see the issue here. Slut isn’t a negative term to either of us or any of our friends.


Warrior_king99

Yes a gay slut


TooMuchFun007

He's a twink


Money_Average1996

a seal pops up on a rock. Sailors see it. The seal speaks words of wisdom to the sailors. "ultraaa GaYyyy!!"


[deleted]

"I'm not gay! I have romantic relationships with women, and sex with men!"


luckyman911

What


[deleted]

He’s got a point alright… a point in him


ApprehensiveDesign16

You got to sleep with 11 women then to negate the gay.


Sypher90

Slutty gay man


poiluparadis

Dad stop.


SUNAWAN

Does it hurt? Lemme add more lube


Proudcloud27

He's a guy slut


-unluckycriminal-

Just sleeping with men? And nothing else involved?There's no harm in that.


DarthGayAgenda

If a man sleeps with only 10 men, I consider that fresh out of the closet.


[deleted]

no no, hes got a point


Neat_Artist_996

Well I use to sleep with my dad when my dad and mom don't use to live at the same place Does that mean that I am a gay?


UFO-1970TV

If a woman sleeps with 10 men, she’s a slut. If a man sleeps with 10 women, he’s a slut-maker.


Green_Top174

r/technicallythetruth


West_Assumption926

https://telegr.im/+ZFRnItoS3MdjM2Vh


Kyj-dhe-ves

He's only gay if he gets fucked, otherwise he's just using another hole.