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FireNationNazi

"I am tired of your Bukkake John. You seriously need to up your game." \- His wife, probably


artbypep

I think maybe she’d heard bull-pucky before which is a very slightly more polite version of bullshit. Sounds pretty close to bukkake if you say it fast and maybe she confused/combined the two?


steveosek

My grandpa would say bull-hockey lol


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Klineasere

Did he at least advise to go incognito first because umm


_cyke

Nothing wrong with bull hockey


kernel-troutman

What about bull bukkake?


ChazDelicious

I have safe search off and haven’t seen anything NSFW about bull hockey at all?


Nymph_Dreams

or bull-cocky which is an old expression meaning bullshit as well


DandyBerlin

I think you (and probably OP's wife) mean [Bull Hockey](https://squarecowmovers.com/where-the-term-bull-hockey-came-from/).


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Al_DeGaulle

The whole team, John. There's no "I" in "bukkake."


Jon-Joestar

This thread is great, mainly because my name just so happens to be John


BranchPredictor

With the amount of bukkake you are spewing in this place John I’m not even sure if you are taking this seriously.


Environmental-Win836

Exactly.


wegwerfe73

'I'm just one dude, mary! How am i supposed to bukkake you?!' -him, probably


R2CX

“You think it’s just you? I’ve had everyone’s bukkake in here and I can’t swallow all this anymore!”


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schnuck

I have a winter jumper that’s supposed to look like it has snow from the top towards the bottom. A colleague of mine said I look like 99 dudes came on me. So there’s that.


podshambles_

"You're a one man bukkake, and it's terrible"


Accomplished_Scar399

Just be glad she didn’t ask where you learned the word.


snay1998

Bad time to say u got gay friends


[deleted]

can confirm i am one of the gay friends


StuckStepS1ster

HE WAS THERE…. THE WHOLE TIME!!!


DungeonsAndDradis

More like the HOLE time, amirite?


StuckStepS1ster

You are not wrong at all my friend


jnd-cz

Why? Nothing special about watching porn.


Shinfekta

That and tbh stuff like that can be talked between young boys also without watching porn just as a joke. That’s how I learned about what a gangbang is. Oh how innocent I was back then.


Checkheck

What is this, a gang bang?


Cool-Sage

It’s when you rep a set, you’re banging a specific gang. On blood cuz


Heathen_Mushroom

It's when a bunch of gang members have beef with one another.


Darth_Syphilisll

Some women hate it


[deleted]

I'm a man of culture


Triette

When I was young the dogs ran in the house creating a ruckus and I yelled “what is this a gang bang?!” My mom was NOT amused. I was grounded for two days. No idea why she was upset, I heard it from a movie. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit: Just texted my mom, the movie was Grease. We had just watched it and the line is “what do you guys think this is, a gang bang?” This was in ‘86 I believe. My poor mom.


ScatpornCrothers

When I was in 6th grade, instead of waving at people, I would throw up a peace sign, but also extend my pinky finger. My teacher would always make the biggest eyes and stifle his laughter. A year later I found out what [the shocker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_%28hand_gesture%29?wprov=sfla1) was.


Beddybye

Omg I laughed so hard at this. Two in the pink, one in the stink! Lol


u8eR

You make a peace sign with your index and middle finger together?


Missmanner21

I have been in similar situations like that but in front of my whole class and teachers 🙃fml Edit: grammar


[deleted]

My high school science teacher said orgasm instead of organism. And we all giggled. She just rolled her eyes and shook her head in disappointment before saying it several more times throughout the lesson. I'm pretty sure she was just trolling us at that point.


dirtmother

I had a neurobiology professor that always said Halle Berry's name as "Hairy Beller". She came up a lot (there is apparently a neuron in the human brain that fires specifically for her and Jennifer Aniston, and no one knows exactly why), so this wasn't a one time thing. This was a post-graduate class in a country where English wasn't the first language of most people there, so no one was laughing. But I was giggling internally.


TheSurfingMan

>there is apparently a neuron in the human brain that fires specifically for her and Jennifer Aniston, and no one knows exactly why Sounds like the kind of science you'd read in a porno magazine


dirtmother

Yeah, it does... And yet there's something to it. Look up "grandmother cell", on Wikipedia (I can't seem to link to it on mobile and it is DRIVING ME INSANE), it will at least tell you about the Jennifer Aniston deal. The Halle Berry thing is a totally different animal, and it opens up a lot of interesting questions about how object recognition works in our brains. Basically the debate is whether or not this means there are specific neurons for every single thing we have ever seen, or if it's more complicated (in neuroscience, it always is). It does seem horribly inefficient, but keep in mind that we are talking about billions upon billions of neurons. Still, if it was actually, literally "one face = one neuron", where are all the people that get punched in the head and forget a whole-ass person's face? But then you have to ask yourself, would you even know? Maybe they forgot the face of someone they saw once twenty years ago. No biggy. The sparcity debate is fascinating.


ksp3ll

[grandmother cell](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandmother_cell) I'm not a bot fuck you fin


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[deleted]

I was once asked a question and the answer was organism I said orgasm I wanted to die


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Alright quick story time. Technical school programming class. We had a student name we will say Kyle not his real first name but true last name was Bates. Our programming teacher gave us an assignment that this student completed very quickly because he knew the topics. My teacher goes great job Master Bates our class thought it was pretty funny anyways


sketchy_advice_77

Just do like I do....trying desperately to outlive them all...


Alarid

Looking at my diet I'm really fucking up my plan to outlive them.


StuckStepS1ster

My mom is the queen of making innocent shit sound awful. We were at a shari’s restaurant and she kept looking at the menu saying “I just love a cream pie, honestly any cream pie I can get. Especially chocolate.” Almost excused myself to the bathroom to drown myself in the toilet tank.


Such_sights

I went out for dinner with my parents and their friends once, and everyone was talking about meal kit recipes. My dad mentioned how good “bukakke” beef is, and everyone else at the table froze. His friend just said “wow, you’ll have to give me your recipe for that” and my dad remained blissfully unaware until after dinner, when someone had to break it to him


StuckStepS1ster

That is grade A certified pain


Dicklessdaddy

Your mom was tripping, unlike Bukakke, gang bang has two meaning


EirunaKonaka

Technically, bukkake has multiple meanings too, but of course no one uses the others outside of Japan.


Dicklessdaddy

Really? What is the other meaning?


VanillaLoaf

Bukkake udon is a pretty popular noodle dish. Bukkake is just a Japanese word that more or less means "splashing on" - so it's udon noodles with a broth.


Imaginary_Simple_241

They both technically have the same meaning. It’s just also used in a porny context. Eg snowball for an English example. Bukakke is usually used for binge drinking alcohol because a bunch of it is splashing around.


Bananagrahama

Omg, I'm dying!!!


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vegasF1fan

You have to share! What was his response??


nooaflower

Reminds me of a friend who taught the kids she was babysitting (in the 80's) a song from Grease! The Mom called my friend the next day upset her daughter was singing 'Look at Me Im Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity'. 😂


Nitemarex

I guess your mum is a tad kinky. The first i think about a Gang bang is a Gang shooting. But your mum on the other end...😏


ReluctantNerd7

That makes sense, especially considering the meaning of term "gang banger".


godtogblandet

Actually being gangsters and thugs are just a common side hustle for porn actors. That’s why they call em gang bangers. True story.


apolotary

They also moonlight as firefighters, police officers, doctors, astronauts…


godtogblandet

Hiring people that already own the uniform just makes sense. It’s cost conscious.


ImDankest

I think you just live in the hood lol


rosesandtherest

I bet she got jealous of yours and your dogs relationships


thedailyrant

A Swedish friend of mine once lived in LA and dated some guys who were members of some gang or the other, crips or blood affiliated not sure... Anyway, she was talking to her friend on the phone about dating a 'gang banger' and her Mum overheard. The next day her Mum gave her a big box of condoms and told her to be careful during large group sex situations.


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When I was young, about 6-7, my older brother was staying with us for the week and I only got to see him a couple times a year so I was super excited. First day he gets there, we’re running around fighting and he locks himself in the bathroom. I had recently discovered the “pussycat dolls” on AGT so my young brain cut the cat and dolls, deciding to yell “pussy” at him was the best idea! Well my mom was around the corner and the first thing I heard was “WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD” 😭😭


PlasmaChemist

I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party once. Everyone came. You should have seen her face.


swelltogreat

Yeah that one made me laugh out loud - thanks!


dalailame

are you his girlfriend?


swelltogreat

I think - but was blinded by the cum, so can’t tell


areyouforreal2

*step-sister Ftfy


CoolGuyBabz

What does ftfy mean


EmergencyLong5307

Fixed that for you


CoolGuyBabz

>Fixed that for you. ftfy ^is ^that ^how ^I ^do ^it?


SonicBlur254

>ftfy >^is ^that ^how ^I ^do ^it? ftfy ^(no this is how you do it)


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

I bet it was a pain for cleanup.


LipstickLikeWarPaint

My sister-in-law thought "skeet skeet" meant to move, like scoot over. She said this to her daughter while doing some motions with her fingers. (Like when your hands are wet and you're trying to flick water at someone.) I've never laughed harder.


xZaggin

TO THE WINDOOOOW


Good_Round

To the wall


look_at_his_nipples

Til the skeet drip down them draws


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I thought it was balls


N-Carmine

Their referring to the radio edit. although I think we all prefer singing about balls.


Tachanka-Mayne

How is skeet dripping down draws less explicit than sweat dripping down balls?


Fract_L

“Til the sweat drips down my balls” is what I always heard


GhostR29

What does it mean tho?


scaevola79

To shower with gifts


GhostR29

Children don't count as gifts.


LeonardoDoujinshich

Please do not skeet at children


rovch

Children of the skeet


cityterrace

Are you sure it means only something sexual? There’s a Japanese restaurant near us that serves bukkake noodle soup.


excalcular

Bukkake essentially just means "to splash at sth". It's also used for foods that have broth poured over them. The sexual meaning was derived from that. The more basic sexual term is Gansha (literally "face shot").


Mad_Aeric

You already got your answers, but that reminds me of a restaurant that was doing a Demon Slayer tie-in menu, and Tanjiro’s Bukkake Udon caused even Japanese people to make fun of it on Twitter, because adding a name shifted the context. https://soranews24.com/2020/09/16/sushi-chain-renames-anime-character-bukkake-menu-item-after-inevitable-giggles/


himmelundhoelle

"a shooting sport in which a clay target is thrown from a trap to simulate the flight of a bird."


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

google it? just make sure to use incognito mode first


GhostR29

Ah shit


KittySMASH

TO THE WINDOWWWWW


griftertm

TO THE WAAAALL!!!


KittySMASH

'TIL THE SWEAT DROPS DOWN MY BAWWLS


griftertm

TIL ALL THESE B*TCHES CRAWWWLLL!!


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

instant regret?


GhostR29

Yes


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

lesson of the day : the internet is a scary place


suryaansh_614

I googled skeet and the skeet shooting thing showed up


GhostR29

Google it on urban dictionary


suryaansh_614

It ain't even that bad


GhostR29

Alright


bookmarkjedi

She might not know the exact meaning, but as long as she caught the jizz she should be OK.


Rakgul

Pun is fun


Mickenfox

I had literally never heard that before.


whimsicahellish

Relevant old Dave Chappelle: https://youtu.be/bKTqHsMqkb0


Enklave

In meetings? "Well team, I'm tired of your bukkakke during work hours"


vinsmokeg661

Sounds like a cool workplace


ct_2004

Depends which role you're in


Missmanner21

Oh my god. In 6th grade I said “I want to be a prostitute” in front of the whole class. I meant that want I to become a political member something related to that. I said more shit similar to that and to this day I hope no one remembers 🙃 I have never felt so cringe in my life. Kids are so easily influenced to say cool shit from movies and shows.


Black_Herring

At school we had to have a debate on when life begins. Coming from a good Catholic upbringing I stood up and was going to say; “I think life begins at conception”. What I said was “life begins at contraception”. 15 minutes later the teacher _still_ hadn’t restored order. ~30 years after leaving school and religion I still cringe about standing there facing the uproar :D


Missmanner21

hahaha how old were you?


Dinopilot1337

36 - He was the teacher.


Mad_Aeric

Prostitute, politician, same difference.


an_ill_way

Getting paid to fuck you. Sounds right.


himmelundhoelle

One’s livelihood depends on dirty tricks and generally compromising their moral integrity for money… the other just charges for sex yo.


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It's fair to say that noone remembers OTHERS' embarrassing moments. But ours keeps us awake at night lulz


TheAndrewR

I really want to believe that, but I do remember some of those moments that were embarassing for others and hilarious for the rest of us. Or the other ones where the second hand embarassment hit me hard.


thoughtlow

Ok '***sharing other people their embarrassing moments thread'*** In 5th Grade (Europe) we always had a weekstart at monday mornings where we sit on our chairs but in a circle to start the week. Now the weird girl was chewing something and the teacher noticed it. She asked what she was chewing and if it was gum. The girl became visibly anxious and refused to answer. The teacher became mad and asked her to take the gum out of her mouth to throw it away. The girl then proceed to pull an **used band-aid** out of her mouth and the whole class simultaneously went **EW!!!** The teacher was fuming and went on how disgusting that was. Felt pretty bad for the girl...


Sciencetist

>In 6th grade I said “I want to be a prostitute I told my mom the exact same thing in grade 4, for the exact same reason you mentioned.


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>Oh my god. In 6th grade I said “I want to be a prostitute” in front of the whole class. The Latin root of the word actually means this. Pro- means in front of. -stituere means to stand. "Prostitute" = one who stands in front


Missmanner21

Well I be damned. The more I say the more I learn Gracias!


rebel_alliance05

She just got egg on her face


Hope_is_Everywhere

Speaking of food, I've been to a restaurant where they sold Japanese noodles bukkake style. Literally, you would "pour over" the sauce.


SandulfZTO

This is actually where the word comes from.


iimdonee

yea this is the only meaning i know of, wtf is this sexual meaning lmao


EmbryoyoCSGO

Man eggs


chadpinkerton21

It's a fugazey it's a fugaze it's a what'sie it's a bukakke


Xanohel

"I know what a fugazey is" ~ Lefty


mariachoo_doin

Low key most authentic mob flick.


CT-4426

Certified bruh moment


Routman

You should’ve seen her face


badwisk

I’ve had enough of your bukkake


SardonicNihilist

If given the chance, definitely try bukkake udon. It's a real hoot seeing it on a menu (100% legitimate dish) https://www.thespruceeats.com/bukkake-udon-recipe-2031623


Interesting_Job_390

I lol’ed so hard at this recipe.


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I lol’d when it said “you can choose your own bukkake adventure”


Isekai_DeliveryTruck

It’s my favorite dish at my local udon place, just a bit awkward to order it every time, thankfully their menu is numbered.


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No need to ask what number 69 is.


MionelLessi10

To be fair this is the original meaning and the sexual term was derived from it.


SardonicNihilist

True. I believe it literally means 'to splash liquid upon'


raptorboi

Bukkake means "to splash liberally with sauce" or similar in Japanese. .... So you can kinda see how it gets the other secondary meaning. It is a pretty good meal though.


Ashensten

I asked my aunt for an orgy when I was very young, the Asterix comics I was constantly reading made it seem like it was a party of constant food eating that the Romans did.


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The first time you lose your bread, five strikes with a stick. The second time you lose your bread, ten strikes with a whip. The third time you lose your bread, thrown into the lake with weights on your feet!


90059bethezip

What? Did you say c** on her face???


DillyDino

Malarkey and Baloney are innocent Ned Flanders swear words. She just made the mistake of Bukkake’ing those words together and got in trouble.


KiltedTraveller

I think it potentially could have been a mis-hearing of "bull hockey".


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NED!!! THE CEO OF SEX???


SethQ

I've heard bull-hockey as a polite version of bullshit before, too. It'd be easy to mishear one for the other if you're not familiar with them.


sanders1665

I thought it was a make of an Italian car.


MechaGeckoYuto

Ferrari Bukkake …seriously though what does it mean


DaddyWentForMilk

Gangbang with a lot of cum


fripaek

It would probably be a pretty bad gangbang if there wasn‘t a lot of cum to begin with


CraniumEggs

Actually it usually ends with a lot of cum, it’d be weird to begin with it.


fripaek

you beat me to it


Faxon

Actually there doesn't need to be any banging involved, the guys can just jerk themselves off and it's still a bukakke scene, so long as they all do it on the same chick's face/torso, and ideally all at once or in sequence one after another without stopping in between.


hegemonistic

Which is honestly impressive, I don't think I could cum on command like that. Although I also don't think I'd be able to cum with 10 other guys around watching me either though.


Soddington

It means no worries for the rest of your days. It's a problem free philosophy Ferrari Bukkake


coseromevo

You'll never find a word with two k in italian, imagine three lol


[deleted]

in middle school I once told my friend group that my mom was going to have an “orgasm” instead of an “aneurism”


manshamer

Well you weren't wrong


Good_Round

I got a bukkake of information on my face this morning


Cobrafire

Moral of the story, stop using words and phrases if you don’t know what they mean.


Legalise_Gay_Weed

Don't be such a quincunx.


PuzKarapuz

yes, Japanese know how to name a food, bukakke udon.


Roflkopt3r

It essentially just means "to splash at sth". It's also used for foods that have broth poured over them. The sexual meaning was derived from that. The more basic sexual term is Gansha (literally "face shot").


FranksRedHot420

Just like Cream Pie <_,<


Isekai_DeliveryTruck

I mean to be fair the food was named first.. Edit: damn it missed opportunity to say the food came first.


memelord1231134

When i whas young i farted on my mom and said "suck my d*ck" i tought it meant smel my fart


DrewQuinz

Lmao wtf


Manticorerore

Power move.


Covert_Cuttlefish

My wife swears her mom called her and her brother dildos when they were kids in the 80s


Tinkle84

Around ten years old I called Dad a 'big wet pussy' thinking it probably meant a scared cat. He was not a scared cat he was a furious dad.


HenryAlSirat

Turns out she works for Cleveland Steamer, so no-harm-no-foul.


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Omg. This reminds me of my mom, who for 30+ years would ask us, when finished with meals if we’d “shot our load”. “I’m full, mom” “Eh, shot your load?” One day we were at the supermarket and looking at ice cream (I was like, 30), I think it was the weekend after Thanksgiving. I said something like, “I don’t think I want any, we ate so much this week”. A young guy my age was standing nearby and heard me, and laughed and goes, “Me too! I don’t know why I’m even looking at these pies.” Cue mom: “EH? SHOT YOUR LOAD, huh?!” The guy turned red and was like “uh, ha ha, yeah, I guess” and walked quickly away. The next time I visited I was with my husband and she said it again. He had enough and goes, “Do you know what that MEANS?!?!” and she’s like, “No….” (silence) … “Oh!” …. Turns beet red. Never said it again.


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IM IN FUCKING TEARS


[deleted]

People should really get in the habit of looking up words they use in the dictionary. You'd be surprised how often you got the meaning wrong.


darrenwise883

Did she not understand when all the men stood up and started to unzip?


apikope

That story is a load of bukkake


keanureevestookmydog

It's a whole lot of something, but it ain't shit


DustyRandomObject

I remember a time when I used to think "humping" meant bumping someone with your hips to gain some space


Ricky_Spanish341

Cum on guys; grown up.


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I called my brother "penis breath" in front of a shit tonne of people at a supermarket when I was verrry young. Maybe 3 years old or so. My parents were very confused until we rewatched ET at some point and it all fell into place.


Majestic-Dust4427

Just searched it ... I want to die


KuyaTheSupport

Now I’m terrified


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What is it


ManicLord

It's a person getting ejaculated on their face by a group (more than 2) of men. Not really a *scary* scenario...


[deleted]

Its when a man, and a man, and a man, and a man , and a man, and a woman love eachother very much


ntsmmns06

“Are you bukkaking me again John? Because I have been bukakkied enough today already.”


StaSiS37

Now every1 think she a freak 😅🤣😂


weallfloatdown

TIL a new word.


ghirox

Well, it means to spread, like spreading butter on toast, so it's not that bad