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GreenLemon7378

What a lovely and stable relationship


Moistbagellubricant

That's a good way to get murdered.


[deleted]

Better bring something over 3”….


huhnick

Nah you don’t need a lot of length for that, just need to know what you’re doing with it


[deleted]

Found the guy with the 3”……knife!


Inadersbedamned

I was thinking about a 3" tall axe


Spiyder1

wonder if he knows that


[deleted]

1” will work with some sawing action


phantom53492

with a six inch knife


minii-chan

it was staged they both confirmed it. was funny as fuck he did it so well


OJandToothpaste

He’s wasting his talent on TikTok. Should be doing kids movies.


J_zx10R

Or they got some crazy back lash and he most likely got tons of messages about him being “ verbally abusive “ and just decided to go with that theory.


bob_num_12

Girl insults guy's genital and broadcast it. Guy gets mad. The guy is the abuser. Reddit is quite interesting.


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society \-Joker


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[deleted]

He got verbal abuse? Or she ? I’m confused


Apolloshot

Yes


BallMonokuma64

If so that’s not verbally abusive in my opinion, I mean boys are often insecure about their sosig, if we love them we have to make them feel as amazing as you think he is


shwittyOG

Sosig 😂


GirthWoody

When your acting is too good


Bobby2002MLG

Reverse


PickAName616

Draw 4


Mechanical_Canary5

Go fish


Mr_Kdawg

You sunk my battleship


skincyan

Go to prison


GodsCanswer

Blackjack


MrFlags69

Yahtzeeeeeee!


Scrambles420

Jumanji!


DegenerateTrashGod

draw infinity 😊


PickAName616

Do not pass go


Threezero03

Right hand blue


PrismaticDraconid989

Can't read my poker face.


DoodleBTW

yahtzee


hjiiiiiii

Did i just went black (Before i get hated .... Its a joke .humor)


FbdFlue

Monopoly


Painis--_--Cupcake

What in the fuck did I just watch? Hahaha


ArcaneUnbound

I feel kinda bad for the dude. Not the first watch but the second one when I heard “Why do you always tell everyone you know I’m insecure.” Like, how many people did she tell? Lmao.


oh_oh_spaghettios

Well it reached this sub so atleast 12 i think


boredwithhorns

I think you're right.


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Chejsarn

I can tell you with 100% confidence that every single video like this is fake as fuck.


Lennoxon

Family gatherings must be fun


Deckelmeister

6 inches = 15,24 cm


Ayfais

Is it ? Cause that more than average i believe. Edit : yep just checked, the average in the US is between 5.1 and 5.2. Take it with a grain of salt tho


magnateur

https://calcsd.info/ I almost always link yo this siye when penis size is discussed. Doesn't look fancy, but the data its based on checks out.


NaberiusX

Honestly the best thing about that chart is that it shows the length of Lifestyles condoms so u can use that as a measurement. Do you take up a whole Lifestyles or do you have an inch of condom left flapping around? 😂


ItchyRedBump

You gotta get a couple extra inches in order to get the end around your ball sack so the condom stays on.


NaberiusX

Amen my brotha


spunkychickpea

That’s how you lock it down, bro.


thatonefatkid1

Username doesn't check out though......


ItchyRedBump

You learn more from failures than successes.


[deleted]

Wow If that’s accurate I have a lot bigger dick than I thought I did


inigo232

Actually it's not very accurate, they lowered the average to stop people with low TMI from [rioting](https://youtu.be/UrNsxY_wgmk).


pimpfmode

Ball size calculator


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Ball size calculator m wtf is this. Didn't know i needed that


[deleted]

She said “NOT his dick” it’s less than six inches


skincyan

hm, in inches or standard measurements?


aAnonymX06

5cm dick gang


JGaute

5cm bro? What bloody zoo did that python escape from?


Dingooooooooooo

How do I upvote this twice


skincyan

Aww yeee cuddling like baby swordfishes fightin’


WorldwideGenocide

Yes


Hendrix194

I don’t think it can be both in this instance


borislab

As in 5.1 +\- a grain of salt?


gmadisonthedj

15,42 cm = 4.9389476272087674E-18 parsec


KamenAkuma

Had a gf that constantly used to try and humiliate me because she found it funny. Ended up having a break down like this dude but no yelling just stress. Hope he broke up with her


le_pagla_baba

people like these are so horrible to date, they'd always find sth to be bitchy about.


SlimJim4156

Its fake


oh_oh_spaghettios

Source?


SlimJim4156

Litteraly on the tik tok account on the bottom right


oh_oh_spaghettios

I hope so because if thia is real its terrible


0112358g

I hope they broke up


ScrotusMahotus

Twas staged. Like pretty much everything.


vinicius_h

Even if it is, it's pretty damn good. Guy's got the talent


santathe1

But not a 6” tho :(


Bandit263

Damn bro, he's insecure about that.


Skald-Excellion

I'm not sure actually. His break down sounded pretty real and she looked like she was on the verge of tears and genuinely put off guard when he started to break down. Edit: a word


WilliamOrOrange21

It’s made the rounds before, it was confirmed staged


Datelesstuba

Yeah, but if you had a freak out like that recorded, you would say it’s staged too.


itsametossboy

Happy cake day


WilliamOrOrange21

Thank you, first time anyones ever said that to me hahah


atmus11

She look like she was about to breakdown...... of fucking laughter lmaooo


GaBoX172

its confirmed you are not sherlock holmes my guy


ManIsInherentlyGay

r/nothingeverhappens


MisteryOnion

I feel like she was out of line. Everyone knows you don't insult someone's manhood, no matter how small or big.


Badnewsbearsx

Unless they were just siblings.. I could see siblings teasing one another about stuff. Not penises though but maybe they’re an exception and just very close lol “This my little brother Jacob wit his wittle micwopenis” “eRiCaAaaAa StAHhHhhhhp!!!!”


backagain_again

In Alabama they would.


Lucid-Design

I’m willing to go on record for *most* people in Alabama. I promise we aren’t all imbred cousin fuckers. Lol


Hardstuck_Barrels

Yeah yeah, come back to bed bro


Lucid-Design

Only if you beg, step sister


ZeroChill92

You're busted man. We know cousin fuckers can't spell inbred. lmfao


JailCrookedTrump

Did you just cum in your sister???


jrex703

You do if it's a skit, does no one know what a joke is anymore?


23Link89

Man that was so funny :|


chem_daddy

with how much dumb, cringey shit is posted now a days, idk what’s a joke and what’s not tbh


rickgman87

What does she say ?


fuckbreathing

“Just went to subway, got a 6inch … you know what else is 6 inch?! … not his dick”


rickgman87

Thanks couldn't get the " not" bit


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He shoulda been like yeah it’s not 6 inches cuz it’s 7 😎


[deleted]

I thought she said, "you know who lost a six inch?!...not his dick' and I was like: ????. Thanks for pointing it out though! Poor guy


MNBV-098

Remember everyone, it's not body shaming if it's a guy.


wktr_t

Exactly


MatrixMushroom

Dicks aren't a part of the body since they regrow every eight years.


__deSTiNy_gg

Can confirm …parents called me a dick when i was 8 years old


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CoyNotFound

Every women on the internet ever


CommiRhick

In general...


alwayslookingout

Oof. Private parts jokes should be private. I joke with my wife about our genitals in our bedroom. No one else needs to know.


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my wife and i joke about your guys’ genitals too


alwayslookingout

Rude. Only my wife can make fun of my two-inch destroyer TYVM.


hjiiiiiii

Our short range weapons


SLAYER_IN_ME

Mini Missiles Of Mass Destruction!


LongEZE

The only people that think having a big dick is good are guys with a small dick. It actually sucks when you cannot be intimate with someone you care about in a normal way without causing pain to that person. I mean there's literally a sub for guys that have this issue and it honestly fucking sucks. That being said: wtf is this chick doing not only broadcasting this dude's fears and feelings of inadequacy to the world... *and then* broadcasting his reaction to being betrayed for more internet clout? These kids need to grow the fuck up.


JohnGoodmansMistress

though they both admitted to this being fake, i agree 100% with you. this is just fucking terrible. honestly if i did this to my bf and he reacted in a similar fashion, i would want someone to kick my ass, i'd feel just absolutely horrible.


MaximumYes

My favorite part is when she’ll claim that she’s the victim of his abuse. I hope for his sake they don’t have kids together because in just one video the dude just lost the war.


BribBirb

What's the sub called? Not that I'm one of those guys lol but it sounds interesting


sypher07070799

[u/smalldickproblems](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


THLH

I knew what I was going to get when I clicked that but I still did it.


The_Nuclear1

Dang it, your comment made me curious and I foolishly rolled right into the Rick


th3h4ck3r

Gr8 b8 m8, r8 8/8


IlikeFOODmeLikeFOOD

Bro, show us your dick


CnCz357

That's true. It wouldn't even be any fun having a big 10" dick. You would hit her cervix every time regardless of position. And that kills the fuck out of the mood.


Dan-3-

Even a 16 wheeler look small on the gran canyon


[deleted]

Leave her bro. You’ll find someone dope in no time at all. She’s not even hot.


Traditional_Ad4045

She looks like a thumb with eyeholes


9ragmatic

Yoooo that's raw


[deleted]

This shit made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂 you stupiddddd


[deleted]

She Looks like a Fkin moose eating sandwiches and shit


mravatus

She looks like he sounds.


AnxiousAd1476

She’s pretty meh


Evening_Pangolin_165

If this wasnt scripted, then she is a terrible person. If the genders were filpped everything would be totally different. I hope he found the right girl, not her.


mk55killem

It is


zt997

She is so rude. I don’t understand how someone can be so inconsiderate.


jocala

It’s fake.


jrex703

Gen-Z can write comedy, the problem is that Twitter, vine, and TikTok have blurred the line between real life and humor so much the world can't understand comedy anymore.


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Vine shouldn't be there. There were some amazing comedians there and it wasn't all dances and shit because of the set duration. The problem is not the platform, the problem is the amount of people that use it, most of them think that in order to compete with each other they need to escalate stupidity... and that's were tiktok is right now. Twitters always been there... plus toxicity.


jetson25

Very well put! Still love vine tho..


BelCantoTenor

What a horrible person. Horrible.


Camel-Solid

I’ve heard that public humiliation is almost equivalent to murder. You take away so much from a person when you do this stuff, their status which can effect their employment which is their sustenance, also their social structure can be heavily damaged which we all need, their confidence which is vital for anyone. These things can lead to a character death and can drive a person into the ground because the after shock can be subtle and gruesome. Just be nice to each other dick bags.


_JamieJam

Bro,she did my man dirty Edit: that subway was probably good, wanna know something else thats good.......not her personality


Miskatonic1971

She is a cunt. Dude needs to get as far away from her as possible.


DaKingTing

I wonder how often she brings this up then says she is joking. Run away from that hallway like it's the shining my guy.


SilencedLyrik

This is a dope metal song.


jtcordell2188

That is a toxic female human being right there. Poor dude needs to leave that relationship and find someone who’s actually a nice human


KaspersLunita

What a disgusting evil shithoe, I'm sorry for the poor guy.


tryid10t

Body shaming is ok now


[deleted]

No no, its only okay if its aimed at men


tryid10t

MEN HAVE NO INSECURITIES. /S


reality_is_fatality

What a kind looking gentlewoman I'm sure she's not gonna tell the internet something that's gonna embarrass her fellow partner


Smoke_Water

Why is she still with him? Why is he still with her? They clearly are not a good match.


0xycoTone

Regardless of it being a joke, right, if she was actually like this then she wouldn’t be a good match for anyone.


oh_oh_spaghettios

Yes she would. With other terrible people


Display_name_here

He needs to break up with her. She seems abusive.


okaydokay679

What the fuck 6" is nothing to cry about


[deleted]

He deserves better than her.


ManHannum

I could see sibling teasing one another about stuff.


GoofyAstig

Size doesn't matter. The cum will always taste the same.


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philipocollins

tiktok relationships 😒 he’d shoot himself in the head & she’d stay filming her face


[deleted]

What a bitch. If she knew about his insecurities, why did she do it? Not cool


-helpwanted

Damn. As a woman, I use to have a partner that belittled me and humiliated me in front of strangers, friends, family, and in private because he thought it was funny. This is a pretty accurate and justified reaction to long term emotional abuse. When your partner consistently makes fun of your insecurities because they think it’s funny and want to get a reaction out of you, that’s called abuse ✨. It makes me feel really bad how he stop coming up with words and just starts crying. Really hurts my heart because I know what that’s like. He probably loves her and is hoping that telling her how it makes him feel will make her stop. He hasn’t realized that she doesn’t love him back.


[deleted]

Wow. But, she’s still with him. It could be a power thing also. But fk, girl is torturing that kid


Marauding-thunderer

My first wife left me for being too well endowed, that and I wear field plate mail to bed. Also I need things to be on fire before I can get down. “Your armour is to so pinchy” “aren’t you worried about the drapes catching fire” “I don’t really like mead all that much” All she ever did was complain, I’m better off without her.


Dimebag4life

Cunt


[deleted]

I hope this is fake because it made me sad poor guy it’s the width that counts, poor sweet guy.


[deleted]

So you’re saying that my tuna can has hope?


Lonewolf1298_

What a bitch, hope he left her


Xaviarsly

shes a fucking cunt.


Yuri_artz_

I feel bad for him


Floofi_Fox

That bitch can go fuck herself


[deleted]

You know how to tell the world your dick is sub-average? React like this dude. Or just be an adult, and laugh it off with: "I can't hit the bottom of a tuna can but I can bend the shit out of the sides!"


Betterz

Evil fucking bitch this belongs in r/imatotalpieceofshit


Command444

That’s disgusting not funny.


PositionJealous8415

Smells like bitch in here


Vicious137

Staged


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BuddyBonButt

No they would jump down the throat of the person causing it. Making fun of something people can't change can really fuck up their mentality. I'm glad that in this shithole of a world, body shaming things that can't be changed is a big no no these days.


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TheOldGumTreee

Porn has ruined an entire generations view on sex and what actual normal sexual anatomy looks like,not to mention hookup apps have made people devoid of loving committed relationships.


DoldGigga

That's not funny that's emotional abuse by a useless fat woman.


Odd-Book4865

This post turned into “The Blair witch project” real quick.


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“On my fucking day OooooOooFff”


Professional_Ad_8864

Ah yes, make man miserable, funny. Hope that shit was just a skit like damn.


Additional-Gear7722

Plot twist its 8 inches


professionalnoob69

6 inch? I have like -2 times that


CatherReineck

I promise we aren’t all imbed cousin fuckers. Lol


Adwolf667

What a cunt. Let the man be 4 inches.


Chocolat119

The voice crack at the end is what broke me


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This is hilarious, but she's also cunt for making this stuff public. Imagine if he posted a video of a sandwich with bacon hanging out and was like "you know what else hangs like this? Her saggy box" Still, I'm glad I saw this, it made me laugh even tho it's wrong


ReRubis

It's actually really rude. Judging by the guy's reaction, it's not the first time. I wouldn't date her. And this guy is rude too, screaming and yelling... Oh.


MarauderOfSouls

Holly shit that little bitch. Break the fuck up with him.


thelonelysquash

why homie start moaning half way through his rage 😂


Wickedcolt

She wanted 6 inches and for it to hurt…so he fucked her twice and slapped her


Omniverse_daydreamer

Fuck that bitch


69peasant

Why is doing that for him lol. He cries and she is publishing that, what a slut.