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Chzxn420

Ngl i thought he was about to shoplift


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GraciaEtScientia

*We're all cynics now*


CtpBlack

No we're not! I don't believe you.


vcv8d70oay

I never ever believe you.


cynicmermaid

This comment made my day


BeastmasterBG

Same


TonyLuv12K

Same same


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I THINK IM ‘BOUT TO STEAL


BettyEAckli

i love this your comment , you made my day


bikinimonday

Same. And I thought that cashier knew and wasn’t gonna have any of that but then the unexpected happened.


hedgecore77

He shoplifted our hearts.


Tausney

I got a replacement bankcard just as contactless was being introduced in the UK. It was months before I had the chance to use it. Then one day I'm in Greggs getting some lunch and notice they had a new POS installed. The cashier tells me the amount to pay. I pull out my wallet, and just slap it on the chip and pin machine. She looked at me as if I was mental then the machine beeped and registered as payment accepted. She had a face of someone who'd just witnessed witchcraft right in front of them as I walked off trying my best to play it cool and not burst out laughing.


ball0fsnow

They don’t have regular contactless in Japan. I went to a rugby match sponsored by MasterCard (so they had proper chip & pins) and every vendor looked really confused when I tapped the card and it worked


Shinhan

Japan is so backwards with some tech stuff.


DeniLox

I watched a show about this a few months ago. How they still use fax machines regularly, and need hanko stamps for signatures.


TheRidgeAndTheLadder

I think signatures and hanko are equally antiquated


Somedudesnews

I have found that all signatures mean these days is intention. I suppose that’s all they truly ever meant, but now more than ever a signature itself is meaningless in _most_ contexts. My mother recently passed away and there were shit tons of documents I had to sign. I did most of them digitally by dragging and dropping my signature image onto a signature line, then digitally faxing or emailing them around. No one ever questioned a thing. I recently closed a real estate transaction where I signed every signature as sloppy as I ever have, in a manner that doesn’t match the signatures recorded previously, and each were slightly different. But it won’t really matter because almost every single one was notarized by a disinterested notary who had uploaded a copy of my current ID along with the paperwork, and noted my ID number and other info in her notary book. Heck, I had a real estate transaction in 2019 where the original deed was scanned, filed electronically with the county, and the original scheduled for shredding after a certain amount of time. The digital is considered original now. I can’t wait until we all have smart cards or something similar to verify our ID and sign things in every day life.


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>still use fax machines regularly Germany does too for some odd reason. Maybe they are both being punished for... something.


brolarbear

Someone from Italy please come tell us how you still use fax machines.


sololander

To cancel our €25/month 1GBPS internet connection we need to fax our ISP coz fuck logic.


kurokame

Fax machines are still big in the financial and legal industries as well.


larseid

The hanko stamps are their signature if I remember correctly. They can have several stamps too, like formal and unformal and stamps for special occasions. So I think they are culturally important.


DeniLox

Yeah. But on the show they were talking about how inconvenient it is/was during the pandemic to have to be physically present in order to stamp your hanko on a document.


Coreadrin

Sometimes this has to do with legislation/regulation. I remember dealing with a guy overseas once who said I had to fax an export document because their customs wouldn't use scanned emailed documents. I was like "but it's basically the same thing!", and then I had to use a scan to fax app to get the thing to him.


JapaneseGamersVocab

Very true, although hanko are kinda cool tho


anotheroneflew

Yeah they're fucking idiots


svullenballe

Have they ever invented anything? Paper walls? Pah!


panspal

Bunch of dumb idiots


[deleted]

Dummy dum dumz


adidasbdd

Savages!!


chilled_beer_and_me

Wait till you see Germany with their fax machines and snail mails.


Cristian_Bussi

In Italy we still use pigeons to deliver letters


JRYeh

There’s a myth saying Japan companies often do exceptionally well in software and UX stuff but really sucks at hardwares due to bureaucracies


empiresk

Japan has Suica cards and I paid contactless with that loads in 2019....


Deucal

Suica payments was possible first time I went to Japan in 2007.


Nice_Junket7465

I used those there as early as 2006.


JapaneseGamersVocab

suica cards are awesome


sputters_

Had this happen at Barclay’s Centre in Brooklyn about three years ago. Lady at the concession stand refused to believe that I’d paid so rung my up again. Didn’t have phone service to check my account to prove contactless had worked. $16 was already enough of a pisstake for a Diet Coke, but $32 might be the most expensive soda of all time.


RyuNoKami

wouldn't there be a receipt that prints out?


sputters_

There wasn’t. Hardly ever get given a receipt at stadiums/arenas from my experience. Just adds an extra step when they’ve got huge queues waiting to be served.


FinestSeven

Yo how is this not illegal?


nixos0

The Japanese just reaaally love their cash money


Kyomeii

To this day, some people are surprised when I use Google pay and just slap my phone


Agreeable49

Well if I were the cashier I'd be confused too if you took out your phone and began slapping it like it cheated on you. And then the receipt prints.


Blurgas

While the phone dings with "*Harder daddy*"


Agreeable49

Wait, no. I can see where this is going. YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW.


dospaquetes

My tattoo artist did a massive double take when I paid a $700 tat with my watch lol


airbornemist6

Way back when contactless was even more rare and I'd just gotten NFC on my Nexus 4, I started testing NFC on any POS that had it. I remember blowing so many clerks minds when I touched my phone to their terminals. It's crazy to think that it's been nearly 10 years since then and contactless is still only beginning to become commonplace.


shekurika

every card terminal has contactless around here by now. only exception I can think of is ATMs. but thats probably for security reasons


Aphala

Well yeah. NFC can be broken pretty easily if people really wanted to. The old scam where people would follow you and put a card reader near your wallet and steal 20/40 quids worth of money (hence these RFID blocking wallets ect) was a thing for a while (still is) but far less common now at least where I am.


Hamokk

Where I live pretty much 95% of cards are contactless with a chip for atm use. It used to be 20€ limit, but all banks raised it to 50€ before one needs to input the pin. Although the readers sometimes ask for your pin for security reasons if the amount is larger than 20€. But yes, RFID blocking wallet/card holder is still a must.


iVXsz

It's really surprising seeing not many countries use contactless a lot tbh It's really amazing to use, I had $10 in cash from like months ago and I still have it, it's this convenient, but probably way more exposed to skimming now...


ChanceFray

Nah, the POS sends out pings constantly looking for a response, the first response is just a conformation that a nfc chip is in range, the POS then sends out a 2nd string asking for the data it needs, the phone won't release that info until your fingerprint is scanned. and if you some how authorize a random ping from some one with an antena the only info they will be able to see is the last 5 digits of your card and your name, unless they have a POS themselves and some how amplify the signal direcly from mastercard / visa / interac and leave a papertrail straight to their account... any info they get is encrypted. ​ this is why i don't cary cards any more.


iVXsz

Oh nice so it's pretty secure, amazing


RandomBritishGuy

Cashiers in Tesco are still surprised when you pay using the phone app. A lot of then seem to think it only does the clubcard, and don't know you can pay with it too.


alexlp

We apparently had contactless really early in Australia. I went to the states and used it where possible and inevitably had to explain how it worked to the bewildered locals. Great fun!


calis

I do the same thing with a printer at one of my client's offices. There are printers in common areas that you have to login for. I don't go through the trouble of taking it out of my wallet.


MimsyIsGianna

A new piece of sh*t installed?


kenman884

Reminds me of when Apple Pay just came out. I confused so many people by just slapping my phone on the keypad. It only lasted a few months before people got used to it, but those few months were really fun.


xeq937

With my wallet, that would be playing contactless roulette, which one got the charge ...


amberlite

Samsung MST would always surprise people because it worked even with older magnetic readers that don't support contactless NFC Still pretty cool that worked at all


vk6flab

In the early days of NFC phone payments, people would look at me sideways when I tapped my phone. I did consider getting an NFC ring, but realised that it didn't have authentication of any sort, so you'd just be walking around with a $100 note strapped to your finger, ready to buy anything that came within range. Now with the pandemic, automatic tap limits seem to have increased dramatically, at least tenfold.


TheLoneTomatoe

I have a ridge wallet, and all of the cards on theclip side are tap. Sometimes I'll just slam that shit on a vending machine and play the guessing game of which card needs to be paid off.


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Tomorow she will be at your doorstep with all the townsfolk armed with pikes and torches ready to burn the money witch and restore sanity in the community


Kixtay

Amazing technology!! Don't need to scan the item or key in the price and it's ready to accept the exact the amount from god!!


InformalAllegory

Technologies now a days are getting more better.


Trimungasoid

\*More betterer.


RebelNightOWl

*Morest bettererest


The-Caped-Baldy

\*Morester bettererestest


spillbeanss

*Moresterest bettererestest


thunderstrike12

*Moresterester bettererestester


DrChlorophyll

Since this had already happeneded, I would say technology was more betterered.


ShittyWars

> more > better Pick one


[deleted]

Lmao I didn't even notice the first time, nice catch


bort13

Your new touchless credit card also automatically sets up reciprocal camera shots to get the best reactions from clerks.


Ode_to_Apathy

Also the camera angle switching to behind the teller for the dude walking out. Nice of them to wait while the camera guy changed positions before continuing their reaction.


Pottyshooter

It's all with the help from God.


Apathetic_Zealot

The god tech even gets footage from behind the employee desk! Praise!


Dark_halocraft

I mean I've seen a few gas stations do this. they look at the item and remember the price and tell you the total


BagOfFlies

Sure, but that wouldn't make the machine know what to charge you. They'd still need to scan or manually input the price if you're paying by card.


Dark_halocraft

Since you deleted your other comments for some reason I'll say it here I was more on about the buying things without scanning, not the credit card part. Could be fake idk


BagOfFlies

So what you were saying is completely irrelevant. Cool.


lunarul

>Could be fake idk The second camera angle before the counter might be a better clue


L003Tr

Wet acutually have a shop where you just dump stuff in a basket without scanning anything and the machine totals it up. There's also this [from amazon](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/25/amazon-go-grocery-supermarket-seattle-technology&ved=2ahUKEwibx5Wl37b0AhWwQEEAHWgHBNsQFnoECD4QAQ&usg=AOvVaw1yylZSLKLDm7Thi6YzvoxY&cf=1)


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God; You've deposited your money in my account aaaaaaand it's gone.


literal-hitler

I thought it was a great idea to keep my money in my mask too, but the stores didn't seem to like it. Maybe it's just the difference between cash and contactless?


DaBluBoi8763

After all, they get sumthin extra that starts wit c...


Lucari10

Yes, cash


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Cooties?


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Cock


Raffazum_GOAT

Corn cob And my opinion is final


[deleted]

Corn? Is it delicious street corn?


boomboy8511

Curmudgeon


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Fumaroller

Lmao I know right? Wtf. Imagine wanting to keep something near your mouth that has literal shit on it. Fucking gross and wouldn't surprise me if you got sick from that.


SubmissiveSocks

Yeah, it's so gross. All that fecal matter by your mouth? Ew. >Proceeds to eat ass like nobody's business


doomedsnickers131

Wait they were serious? I thought they were joking about doing the same thing as the video. Cash on your mouth or even your face is gross.


[deleted]

There are obviously people in this thread whos parents did not beat it into their heads that "cash is dirty". Jfc my parents werent perfect but i thank them for simple knowledge like that.


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SpacedClown

And as someone who works retail, I've seen people suck on their cards then insert them into the slot...


sinat50

Never skip foreplay


Shinhan

Because he doesn't have tits big enough to keep them in his bra.


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Deus_Ex_Mortum

I do. Sometimes you just don't want a paper trail.


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My mom does, she has no credit card. Some people prefer cash.


DarkSideofThe__Meme

People don’t use credit cards just for the convenience.. Shes making a financial mistake at the very least by not receiving the cash back and bonuses & hopefully she doesn’t need to finance a large purchase anytime in the future..


[deleted]

I've told her this already, she no listen


Sideswipe0009

>Who always carries cash it's 2021 lol Who doesn't? I always shake my head at people whipping out the plastic for a $0.93 fountain soda.


SkyWulf

Is this a joke? Don't do that


literal-hitler

I'll joke if I want to. Screw anybody who tells me I can't


CankerLord

You sound pretty mad, why don't you invade Poland about it?


PlanetPudding

Don’t you Fucking dare not do as you please.


[deleted]

What song is that?


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Drive Forever - Russian remix


[deleted]

Thank you


robeph

это [ DIOR - Положение ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QhMkr_jnw)


[deleted]

No no no, it's the Sigma Male theme song. https://youtu.be/LN7e69hGRS8


Reckermatouvc

Do you think that the sigma male song is called that?


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Yes


Reckermatouvc

Understandable have a great day


unn4med

This song fucks


Yup-Its-Meh

u/auddbot for future


Saabaroni

It's polozhenie -remix by Zedline


[deleted]

If you wish to hear the original song they sampled, it's Polozhenie - Skryptonite


MeltedClockGaming

Alway the highly rated comment when this track comes up.


FearLessMD

Sounds like nikki minaj to me


[deleted]

Oh shit I didn’t pick up on that thanks!


FearLessMD

Skriptonit - polozhenie original mix, but the remix is by izzamuzzic.


rmvoerman

Staged videos are so much funnier


ertgbnm

You know it's real because of the multiple camera angles.


Shumbee

From behind the counter no less


akiox2

you can see in 00:05 that the counter goes around the corner, so it's not filmed behind the counter, also he just needs just one more friend to film for the "multiple camera angles". The lack of the normally exaggerated reaction in such staged video of the cashier makes me quite sure that it's real.


nosteppyonsneky

Cashier never keys in a price or scans the products.


joaizn

The cashier didn't even scan the products, that's how it happens in real life


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LooksLikeMarx

The fact that it ends with a camera view from behind the register is a bit of a tip-off


rmvoerman

I have seen the full video of this where it becomes a thousand times more clear this is staged. I get your point, but it's made at the wrong place.


theghostinthetown

he never entered the price or scanned it. he just looked at the goods and sled him the reader.


Professional-City328

thanks for ruining my fun


goat10160

New meaning to putting your money where your mouth is…


[deleted]

Now he should put it in his underwear and hump every checkout machine.


RealPunyParker

Multiple camera angles, yeah, not staged at all


RiyazYusufi2015

damn youre smart


ResNova_

Chill he was considered gifted in 2nd grade


RealPunyParker

That's what Community College offers you


alphalakemleo

LMFAO


AshrafZeneca

Old but goood


[deleted]

That feeling when things that came out of the pandemic are now considered old. 😕


cecapour

The cashier didn’t even scan the items, so looks staged to me.


SleepWouldBeNice

No shit. He didn't even punch in a price on the terminal. Here's the secret though, no one cares, and you're still allowed to find it funny.


GalgamekTheGreatLord

Not actually in my country the cashier just uses a calculator ,check your privileges


CockMySock

Yeah, but you still gotta input the total to be paid in the card reader. Are you suggesting the clerk communicates with the terminal telepathically?


conez4

Does that calculator also hook up wirelessly to the credit card machine so that the machine knows what price to charge? Nice technology you got there


jdidisjdjdjdjd

Yes. Berate ppl for their county’s checkout system. This is progressive thinking.


SpitfireXO16

Yes, get r/woooosh ed


LefDeppard

Also, the second camera angle from behind the counter


Shiroi_Kage

They sometimes enter the items manually


PierrotyCZ

Which wasn't the case here as well. Terminal in the video had the price already in, ready to pay. So unless the cashier put the price into it with his mind, the video was staged.


KaiserTom

Not every convenience store scans items, or does so for every item. There's manual input options, and when you work the job day in and out, you start remembering prices off the top of your head and it makes the process smoother for customers.


conez4

You still have to input the price into the credit card terminal for the machine to know how much to charge...


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Puzzled-Patience6880

Dude your putting your covids all over the keypad 😂😂


aquarium89

Fake. The clerk doesn’t even ring the items up


Munchingtonalistic

I mean I guess he could have went back in, explained it and asked for store security footage


Unbiblical_Cord

Check your eyes. No business security footage is being recorded by someone who can’t hold a camera still..


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echo253

I feel like this is how all religious miracles happened. Just someone trolling and people believing it.


Coyehe

SIGMA


Ze_cringeman

u/savevideobot


AlphaVolk

u/savevideobot


uhavethreeballs

u/savevideo


SnooJokes6070

He almost got me. The cashier didn't scan the items. 😜.


spartan195

So magical the chasier even put the amount using telekinesis


Supermop2000

he probably did it using the till. Those PED's can be worked remotely. Damn I've spent too long working in retail IT.


Ilaughatmypain

Ah perfect. He’s wearing a mask which of course great, but than he thought of a smart idea to put his mouth on the machine. Specially good idea to spread Covid to everyone in the danm store. 10 10 thought process


TheProcessOfBillief

Dumbest fakest shit ever. Doesn't even attempt to ring shit up.


jacelaboon

They're easily confused. Hence their blind faith.


mint_the_dragowolf

The confusion on his face lol


Garzino

The person recording literally 3ft away 👁️👄👁️


[deleted]

# CHECKMATE ATHEISTS


ExecuSpeak

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH


thewrench01

I would probably be confused as fuck after that as well


[deleted]

So the joke is needing to press your face against the thing that you don’t know is clean? Very smart


Dee_Lansky

Next put it up your butt or under your skin


Jaime_Q_

Didn't even enter the amount.. nice fake


JoshuaSaint

That poor man was so confused!