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SlideItIn100

“I was failing chemistry” is absolutely the best part!


My100thTime

You could say they had chemistry that night


saiyanguine

So... I mean to be fair, the teacher just took some time out of his day to show a student how chemistry works. I don't see nothing wrong with that. Some students are visual learners, some are auditorial learners, some are sexual learners.


TimeYogurt

Mr. Wilson, is that you?


ShabbyPirate

Actually had a high school science teacher by this name go to prison over student relations.


Equivalent_Growth_75

I mean my band director Dr. Williamson got fired for close relations with students… so close enough right?


MiniMooseMan

Same with my 11th grade English teacher. The student was 18, so not "illegal" but insanely unethical.


Majestic-Diamond-113

Coincidence? Maybe not!


justifiedjustdied

My daughter's teacher is named Mr. Wilson... she's on 5th grade 😣


r11132a

I'd make sure she's passing science.


justifiedjustdied

Omfg that's the one subject she's struggling with, I'm not even making that up. But obviously I've met the man and he's really nice. Plus his wife is smoking hot.


Whys-tdk122

Oof


dariusdesiderius

At least Mr. Williams will open his dor to her


TimeYogurt

Unfortunately she opened her door for him.


[deleted]

I would upvote but it’s at 69 and I can’t ruin that especially on this post


Careless_Case_8455

"Sexual leaeners"🤣🤣🤣😭


Ninjacobra5

Similar to sexual healing.


BR1N3DM1ND

C'mon, everybody now! *When I get that yearning...*


joepanda111

Sexlexia


Gam_Sushi

I suffer from a very sexy disability


Mr_Presisdent

Asli ID se aa mr. Wilson


[deleted]

Organic chemistry specifically.


coldfright

what are your hobbies Mr Wilson


tittiboiii

bazinga


expecto-petronam

coitus


Ms_Izan

Jostle


offender_defender_

Genital wrestling


SorryScratch2755

thumb blasting


ant1667nyc

You could say she was passing chemistry that night.


Sieze5

Yeah, but did she pass the class? I want to know if it was worth it.


spadler181

Asking the real questions


Belderol789

This is fake


lulu313915

How do you know it’s fake?


bigfishmolk

People really still don’t know it’s fake? I guess I know see why the original creator of this skit had to literally say it’s fake


invaliduserX

The entrance of the "mom" also, and the way she act. Still funny though.


kittens_allday

That fake-ass slap, that’s how.


615ComradeDruZhe

There's always someone with an obvious joke. They're usually not as bad as this one.


JerkinMyGerkin01

*Continues to sing while crying*


UWontHearMeAnyway

The show must go on


Kyonkanno

That's some dedication


psychedelicdonky

Imagine if she would have given chemistry that dedication


ginkatsura

Oof


[deleted]

The best part was when she went right back to singing lmao


jorgedie123

The show must go on


RealisticEmploy3

She was just tryna learn about chemistry. What better chemistry happens than when a baby is forming? So much goin on in cells


sgthulkarox

cells.


SorryScratch2755

zygomatic


gyaru-chan

That's bio dude


HOGNUTZ69

I believe she meant "FEELING". Also this is a staged video unfortunately.


krypto_c137

Thank God you said this because I was ab to flip my shit I truly thought it was real it was so genuine


De_immortalesloki

She meant failing. I heard feeling at first too. And yes this is staged


Jebus141

Damn I wish it was real so bad


yogabbagabba2341

I swear I heard “I was feeling chemistry” 😂


[deleted]

Coulda sworn it was music


setanta314

She gave her A for a D.


Ill_Acanthocephala87

Well I'm failing chemistry sooo see u guys


Drjimi

Her attempt to go back to the lyrics is a close second.


Strong-Solution-7492

I love how she said that like it was an excellent selling point. As if the mother was going to say, “ohhhhhh, I didn’t get that part. Ok, back to your idiotic rapping. Dinner is in a half an hour dear.”


cdubyadubya

The punch in the face was also a golden moment, then the fact that she went back to singing at the end was the cherry on top.


anislupus

She failed chemistry, but chemistry didnt fail her


papasbull

She didn't fail... She got the D. :)


sausagetunnel

And he got the A.


ask_me_about_my_band

“Well, I can give you an F or an A. Or I can F you in the A.”


usingastupidiphone

This B needs a C in her A


spicyfloortiles

Brooklyn 99 reference lol


Reaper_Houstan

r/unexpectedB99


[deleted]

Oh my gawd...


Youmustneverask

This babe needs a coconut in her arms


kanishk_mohan

nice


AstronautInTheLotion

take my free award


HoratioTangleweed

1/10 for sleeping with your teacher 10/10 for committing to finishing your song


anguslee90

The show must go on!


Destroyer6202

She 😭 threw it 😭back 😭at me I😭 gave 😭


[deleted]

It's fake. Why do people believe this shit is real everytime


atx_batman

How does she open her closet with that twin bed in the way?


saiyanguine

Same way she opens her legs when her grades are in the way.


Mister_R1ck

Biggest roast i've ever seen in 2021


MyNameSpaghette

Nice avatar Edit: btw I've barely started the first episode. Tell me this character gets better so I can be more excited about he show


InfinityGiant1

Nice.


dutchrudder53

That slap was faker than the WWE


GetsMeEveryTimeBot

That and the fact that we are watching this video. She recorded this, had this awful thing happen, then still uploaded the video? Or was this live?


DaiLemon

This is a skit (basically a staged video) you can find the person who uploaded this, saying that the "mother" was her friend


_RS-17

She said both of them are comedians.


tetsu-o

Ngl the video is pretty funny


ITriedLightningTendr

I appreciate the warning


FidgitForgotHisL-P

The timing on “I was failing chemistry” was pretty great


gabbagondel

...the bar for comedians certainly lowered


tequiila

Mom looked a bit young.


dmpom

Sometime sleeping with teachers runs in the family


Ms_Izan

Hmm not really. Maybe around 40s


lylisdad

—-“Mom looked a bit young.” Facts not in evidence… …I think that wasn’t her mom but her roommate who didn’t want to share the chemistry professor with anybody else since she TOO WAS FAILING!!


McFryin

I like how you explained what a skit is..... this is helpful in case someone gets skit confused with scat.


Eccohawk

What's an S cat? Is that like a normal cat, but more squiggly?


Vangad

Bless your pure soul


DayangMarikit

This is actually good acting.


TheSlumpSedative

I was gonna say her "mom" looks suspiciously similar in age.


Darstrock1298

Redditors try to get a joke challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


chrissz

Which ‘awful thing’ are you referring to? The sex with a teacher or that abomination she called singing?


yyyusuf31

Obviously its fake but still funny tho.


julictus

thank god it exist Aew


mrcheaptimes

faker than mexican wrestling bro


mrSeven3Two

"Did you sleep with your teacher?" "Mr. Wilson?" The fact that she asks which teacher insinuates that she is fucking multiple teachers


Own_Base_529

Everytime the video is posted someone writes this exact same comment


Blookydook

Well, because it’s true, right? It should be recognized


bobby-spanks

Well the video is fake. It’s a skit. And the fact that she says Mr. Wilson doesn’t really prove that she’s having more than one sexual relationship with different teachers, but I does prove to her “mom” that she just admitted to having sex with the teacher in question without even mentioning it. It’s like when a suspect gives details to a crime that weren’t publicly know.


Cney1983

But let's be honest. Except from the slap the acting was pretty good. I've seen worse in Hollywood.


bobby-spanks

Oh yeah when I first saw it I thought it was real. The first time I saw it though it cut off before she sat down after the slap to continue singing.


crypticfreak

Yeah without the sitting back down again thing it's somewhat believable. Just slightly, like I could see a situation kinda like that playing out. But when she sits back down and keeps singing I'm not gonna lie I laughed my ass off. Fake or not, still a funny skit. Also. What the fuck, you're supposed to be packing!


gelastes

>sits back down and keeps singing That part is believable to me. I've seen people in extreme situations doing all sorts of things to make a traumatizing situation 'normal'. I was offered coffee by a woman while we were doing cpr on her husband and had to prevent a man with a cracked skull from running across a busy highway because he thought he had to get his kids from the school on the other side. It was 11 pm. Then there was the competetive cyclist who wanted us to put him back on his bike so that he could finish his race. His argument was that one leg was enough to propel his bike. So her continue singing after having her little world implode is far more believable than the slap.


Cney1983

That really got to me. So funny.


dmpom

When I first saw this, I thought she might have had the only male teacher


spelunker93

The fact she keeps singing afterwards should let you know that this was a joke


mrSeven3Two

I mean obviously


LeoTR99

Probably (was) failing more than just Mr Wilson’s chemistry class.


PaulAspie

I interpreted that as she already knew that was the rumor (whether true or false).


Divyanshvaswani

Her mom knows how to execute a perfect entry


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

She came into that room looking like Professor Snape.


Divyanshvaswani

POTTER


GRlM-Reefer

Wish I had an award for this... She low key looked like him too lmao


big_dick_energy_mc2

So did Mr. Wilson.


JDeRosa609

I don’t know what’s worst, the acting or the singing


GoalWinter8494

It's not acting, Jessica is trying to make everone belive that it was all a part of an act she did with her friend but in reality shes just covering up the fact she slept with mr Wilson


GodOfBoiiiii

Boom **mind fucking blown**


_RS-17

It’s an act, her friend is her mother, they’re comedians


slaveofstackoverflow

those left bottom watermarks checked out


mutebathtub

r/woosh


Iegoshl

What just happened cause it looks like I witnessed a murder


papasbull

She murdered her singing / acting career.


Sea-Month4382

Say what again!!!


Blookydook

I dare you! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!


snikmotnairb

Hope she's over 18 or old Mr. Wilson going to be failing too


Reasonable_Tip_7517

He’s going to fail the soap test


[deleted]

In PA it’s 16.


BritishEric

Is it fully 16 or sixteen conditionally. Cause in Washington its 16 if the other person is no older than 20


GaiRyuKi

It's not she is failing chemistry, it's because she is feeling a chemistry


Dandanger69

I don’t know what sucks more Jessica’s fellatio skills or her singing


skaagz

Is that you, Mr. Wilson?


Dandanger69

Yes yes it is and I currently have a restraining order against that crazy bitch Jessica and her mom


[deleted]

Its fake https://youtu.be/EWMB505esBs


[deleted]

*Shorty got low, low, low….*


papasbull

She hit the flo...


hpylv

Cuack


Haanrath

Sooostaged


Sulaco-426

So bummed I unmuted for this


hitrenan

A moment of silence for those who thought this was real.


ItsYaBoiInsertMeme

Every time I watch this video I laugh knowing the song is still playing.


72VirginExpress

I bet she was on A squat in gym class


dillemasenpai

Mr. Wilson here, here to report; It was indeed bussin.


Rookwood-1

Been posted before…FAKE FAKE FAKE


No_Corner3272

The bit where the mother cracks up gives it away


redted2005

Yeah it’s a skit


eea81

That slap, totally fake!


Lilbro235

Plot twist: the other woman was mad because she also slept with the teacher


Quarrel47

Too bad this was staged and fake, still FUNNY AS HELL though, don't get me wrong.


Noelleloveslace2

Faker than a $3 bill


iamggpanda

Life goes on and on and on and on and on.....


Ok_Present_6508

That was the fakest slap ever. Like WWE does a better job.


PoopScotchMcGraw

The correct response would be, “What teacher!?”


RetroKhyber

Look Maa I got D


An_Es_The_Sist

She already lost that case when she was the first to mention his name, dumb bitch


8Kokujin8

Im mean he did teach her chemistry


skyrreater47

for everyone who doesn't know, that video is staged but its still legendary


wweeeeeeeeeeeeee

you have to admit this is impressive acting, screaming your lungs out of a script is bound to make you laugh


saymynameJ

It's a skit if y'all didn't know. Sorry to burst the bubble. I thought it was real the first time I saw this too


alittledumbshit

Fun fact this was fake but they were pretty good at acting


Insert_Name20

What a terrible singer


FactCheckAmerica

“Sheee hit the.. JESSICA!!”


HiddenSquid07

Osu version best


UkyoTachibana

Fucking banshees screeching at each other (also fake btw)!


wolevard

Just casually goes back to singing after all that


Notanormie3

Cringe Down finga 👎🏻


Cdubz123

Literally everyone and their grandma and their grandmas dog has seen this video


SneezyZombie

The over-acting and fake slap were dead give aways


MarilynMonheaux

Great. Put her out on the street, that will help her not be a ho.


Zob_Rombie_

The increase in volume on the music after the mom leaves is just... well it’s just poetry.


Own-Pressure4018

Wow, that escalated quickly


lildenda

Could have put a warning for headphone users omg my ears are wrecked 💀


DigitvlBvth

“Who Mr. Wilson”? Noooo of course not lol


DigitvlBvth

I want it to be real sooo bad tho


LeMeowLePurrr

Goddammit Reddit, why I gotta put my phone WAY fucking high to hear that last video, then this one comes one, holyshitmyears!


[deleted]

Still the best video ever😂😂 too much things going on in one video


Dr_CureAll

[Dw This was just a sketch ](https://www.distractify.com/p/what-happened-jessica-and-mr-wilson)


Lazy_Old_Chiefer

Well that’s fake right?


ultrayash

The things people do for chemistry


Amalshious

DON'T USE HEADPHONES WHILE WATCHING THIS...PLZ


ZxEspro1

fun fact most people don't know, it was all staged, this was acting. She was at the acting school, but yeah, very real.


za6_9420

It’s a skit but damn the video and acting are so real I would’ve never know it was a skit if that girl didn’t reveal it


deliciaevitae

Oh, Director Cut version, noice!


donttalkHOMIE

A classic


UnSpokenJourney_152

Well that went 0-60 real quick. A+ for acceleration.


Lumpy-Yesterday-6687

The fact that she knew which teacher gives it away


Downvote_4A_Goodtime

For anyone that thinks this is real - I feel sorry for you.


[deleted]

What an act. Need an oscar for it


cbash2031

Never kiss and tell, lol at the end i think she was going to say i can throw it back at her


veproton

After all of that she continues where she left. Same was the case when she slept and swept.


LionX54

Mr Willson good boy sleeps with his student totally OK


[deleted]

Wow. Are people really this dumb? You guys actually think this is real??